. >>> she's barking andt it. >> she's barking at the >> the problem, here comes her owners. >>> and a wife leads her husband to a gift he's beenr a long time. the sweet anniversary surprise that left him stunned. >> the whole time he's talking to mrs., he's looking at the car. grab your tissues because you're going to need it for this video. you see 7-year-old bronson right there holding the hand of his what happens as soon as he sees these people. and right behind him is his 14-year-old brother, joseph. they just hugged their adoptivenow this is the first time they see each other since january of 2015 when they first met. so you can see why they are so moment that they got to reunite. and why this video is getting millions of views on facebook. since 2012 the parents have been trying to adopt the adoptive process. but also because the president for a while did a ban on all >> it almost seems so hard sometimes. i have an adopted daughter as well. and it takes forever and the paperwork and the money. where they realize now it just doesn't matter, you know? i'm mom, i'm dad, you're my k

barking?nuts when anybody else gets started or new year's eve, it was crazy up in here. i was trying to figure out who was barking and it was him all the time. >> before he moved in here. >> barking got me going crazy. find out it was him. it was you? i moved in here. >> you know why he barks? >> he got issues. he got some serious issues. [ barking ] >>> coming up -- >> my family is one of the dysfunctional families that's out there. >> corey allen's sister joins him in jail after a horrifying attack. >> i just cut it and it fell on the floor. we needed 30 new hires for our call center. i'm spending too much time hiring and not enough time in my kitchen. (announcer) need to hire fast? go to ziprecruiter.com and post your job to over 100 of the web's leading job boards with a single click. then simply select the best candidates from one easy to review list. you put up one post and the next day you have all these candidates. makes my job a lot easier. (announcer) over 400,000 businesses have alr

. ♪ [ barking sounds ] [ laughter ] >> what do you think?p is the punchline of that joke. i don't think hillary clinton is. it is sort of funny and lighthearted. and every candidate has inevitably these moments on the campaign trail where they do something that is repeated and they sort of probably at their own peril they did it. and everybody knew when hillary clinton barked that was going to be on a reel over and over again on the negative attacks. but it's so crazy to me that donald trump is saying this, that at his press conference, his victory speech last night like oh, don't look at the screen, don't look at the screen. bays what we all know, there is not one barking thing for donald trump. there are 20, 30, 40 equivalent barking moments of donald trump that are going to be blasted all over the airwaves. when it comes to the general election for him. by democrats, not just the republicans in this. the republicans are just seeding the ground for democrats, handing over the research files. we're going to see the negative women ads, the n

they are whacked. [ dog barking ] >> that was a prank. >> yes. the dog is barking at the sprinkler. it attacks back. >> it attacks his owner. >>> and this one hasn't quite learned the concept of a doggy bed yet. >> he just needs to find the right place. >> get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. >>> and this one, well -- >> just keep going forever. >> oh, yeah. >> eventually -- >> it looks like they are going to toss the toy. poor little dog. give the dog a treat. >> meanwhile, the other one is looking on like, okay, let me just help you out. teamwork. >> which they do get it. >>> there are eternal questions out there in the world, but many why this minute. youtube or vine? anything you can do i can do better vine can do anything better than youtube no it can't yes it can >> this is john coza. he has all kinds of great inventive songs and you have thomas from vine. you may recognize him from all kinds of very funny, very short videos. i can do impressions i can help depression. >> while it all seems quite nice, a bit of shade comes through. i can reach double as far as you can no yo

normally, that is made from bark. it was thought to, starting in 1820's, cure malaria. so it forms quinine. a very popular drug still in use today. you have got a little bit of myrrh. just regular alcohol. you could've used in any number of medicine. some things he would have -- you will have noticed is that some of the bottles have thin necks and some have very wide necks. anything that was a powder or a barca type of ingredient was having a larger next week could get the -- bark type of ingredient would have a larger neck to get the ingredients out. anything that was a lick not have needed a large spout for it. one thing that we are lucky to have is an extensive collection of paper labels that the stabler's and leadbeater's would have applied to something they were either retailing or had concocted to gift to their customers. it ran the gamut from things we consider to be pure medicine to things that are floor oil or mothballs or things like that. we do know the full extent of the products they sold and marketed to their customers. in our collection, we have lots of p

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here it is. [ barking ] >> what do you think?> i think donald trump is the punch line of that joke. i don't think donald trump is. it is sort of funny and light hearted and every candidate has inevitably these moments on the campaign where they do something that is repeated and everybody knew when hillary clinton barked, that was going to be on a reel over and over again on the negative attacks. we all know there is not one barking thing for donald trump. there are 20, 30, 40 equivalent barking moments of donald trump that are going to be blasted all over the airwaves. the republicans are seeding the grand for democrats, handing over the oppo research files, we're going to see the negative things he said about african-americans, about all the constituencies he's going to have to carve into a little bit if he's going to win. >> john, why did you change your mind on this ad? you liked it at first, right? >> i'm not sure i ever liked it. i've made thousands of ads. i learned that sometimes there's an ad that seems kind of cool and f

jasmine wright white was in her room when she her the family dog barking as the burglars were stealing two saves, jewelry and from her mom's room she was hiding and calling her stepfather on the phone for he help. >> i was really scared. my heart was like pounding. i didn't know what to do. i was like, okay, okay, i'm just -- i'm not going to go outside. that's not an option. >> she heard them kick in the door. she heard -- she jumped over behind the bed and robert somebody just broke in the hou house. >> five teens are under arrest accuseaccused of break in. police say another juvenile was involved and will soon be facing charges. >>> local families are absolutely outraged tonight that they're still trying to get their money back from contractor who calls himself the godfather. they say his jobs were poorly done if at all. >> he's now facing legal trouble, fines and wasn't very happy to see jeff cole a few

just pretty much, bark, bark, bark, bark. >> littletia nouz. >> how long would he go in circles barking? >> whose battery is going to run out first. >>> get fido, get your horse. when it comes to just riding off into the sunset, apparently, no better place to do it than in wyoming. that according to bankrate.com which ranks wyoming as the number one best date to spend your retirement. you can play bingo. obviously, golf and shuffle board are taken into consideration, but who doesn't like shuffle board? but their lists and six key factors that includes cost of living, crime, health care and even weather. california finished in the middle of the pack at number 31. new york ranked dead last due to taxes and the high cost of living. that sounds familiar, i think, in claalifornia, too. which may explain why so many new yorkers retire in florida, not wyoming. >> that is true. that is true. the sun is warm. >> they want some warm weather. >>> we've had some warm weather here, too. >> gorgeous. >> it's going to go back to winter, as we go into march, if you can believe it. we're going to have s

. >> if someone comes in the house he doesn't know he will bark at them and say i'm here, get out. >> charlie barked and growled at the officer but stopped and stood next to his mom. >> my mom said don't come >> one of the officers opened fire shooting charlie in the neck. this is before he died. garcia said the comment one of the officers made to him. >> he said that shooting and death of my dog meant nothing. >> the family took the cell phone video through a screen showing the officers in the yard. the officers showed hits mother the picture of a man they are looking for, it was a black man with dreadlocks, no one with that description lived here. >> we had no problem with them looking here. we said let's take care of the dog first. >> they were there to serve a warrant but they could not elaborate. they had a beware of dog sign and he's angry the only reaction was to shoot a pet. >> you don't walk into a house >> right here this is where the family had that beware of dog sign on the front fence touch owner said they will consider a lawsuit in this case. i spoke with a spokesperson

on this day, we make our own luck. >> uber or bark.not driving. >> reporter: as this party winds down, we're seeing a lot of people coming out, finding -- climbing it cabs or private cars. another motivator might be the high cost of the dui conviction. between 10 and $15,000. that is a pot of gold. >> debora villalon in san francisco. >>> update to a story we reported last night about vandals shooting a bb gun into parked cars in the east bay. police now say way more car windows were shot out that they originally thought. we're told 180 cars have been damaged since late december in san leandro, castro valley and san lorenzo. this surveillance video shows one of the shootings. police say they think the incidents are related but at this point they haven't made any arrests. >>> berkeley police are investigating a possible kidnapping attempt after a nine- year-old told her mother a man tried to grab her. two men in a green van followed her on monday as she walked to malcolm x elementary on prince street. the driver is described as a black

let's see what happens. [ barking ] >> oh! [ barking ] >> ow! ow! >>> this is photographer ryan boots. he is taking his illuminated kayak, his drone and his camera and he's gone into one of the world's largest river caves in laos. >> beautiful! >> i didn't know there were ill lum nated illuminated kayaks. how beautiful inside a cave with obstructions all around you and water. >> it's like a fantasy. somebody paddling down into the center of the earth. it's pretty incredible. >> some of the mineral formulations formations are 65 feet high. >> this is mother nature at her finest. for a movie and all i know is i want to watch it. >>> what to do when you're at the lie brary. we're going in the library to shave andrew's head. why they're making a bald >> ah! >>> the confounding and frustrating problem of butter. you keep it in the fridge, usually you keep it preserved. but when you need it it's rock solid. you can nerve ver put it on your bread easily. you should take it out a while before you use it. >> you just don't plan like that. >> how many of us h

. >>> barked once riders -- barked -- bart once riders to know they will shut down the stations between late march in mid-june, providing a bus bridge during the construction. the agency is replacing a stretch of track to allow the trains to move from one track to the other. the work will result in a safer, more quiet and reliable ride. >>> and asking the board of supervisors to declare a shelter crisis as a way to speed up the creation of the homeless shelters, and david composts will also be pushing new legislation to require six additional navigation centers over the next year, and the first navigation center opened up in the mission district over a year ago, and it would allow them to move in with their belongings and pets, and providing substance abuse treatment and assistance to get people into permanent housing. by declaring a shelter crisis, the city can more easily turn the public land into navigation centers. >>> the time now is 4:08 am, and more primaries and caucuses, donald trump and hillary clinton looking strong, but it's not a clenched deal yet. >>> voters are heading to

let's see what happens. [ barking ] >> oh! [ barking ] >> ow! ow! [ growling ] >>> this is photographer ryan boots. he is taking his illuminated kayak, his drone and his camera world's largest river caves in laos. >> beautiful! >> i didn't know there were ill lum nated illuminated kayaks. how beautiful inside a cave with obstructions all around you and water. >> it's like a fantasy. somebody paddling down into o e center of the earth. it's pretty incredible. >> somee of the mineral formulations formations are 65 feet high. >> this is mother nature at her finest. >> it's like watching a tiler for a movie and all i know is i want to watch it. >>> what to do when you're at the liebrary. we're going in the library to shave andrew's head. why they're making a bald no, no, no, >>> this video is probably going to resonate with you. why? cues koez. >> this video is going to demonstrate the metal square. you see he has a violin bow. he's going t create a specific resonance which will create >> oh, i've heard of this. >> as he plays it there and you hear the

let's see what happens. [ barking ] >> oh! [ barking ] >> ow! ow! [ growling ] >>> this is photographer ryan boots. he is taking his illuminated kayak, his drone and his camera world's largest river caves in laos. >> beautiful! >> i didn't know there were ill lum nated illuminated kayaks. how beautiful inside a cave with obstructions all around you and water. >> it's like a fantasy. somebody paddling down into the center of the earth. it's pretty incredible. >> some of the mineral formulations formations are 65 feet high. >> this is mother nature at her finest. >> it's like watching a trailer for a movie and all i know is i want to watch it. >>> what to do when you're at the liebrary. we're going in the library to shave andrew's head. why they're making a bald statement! no, no, no, (singing) i just can't wait to meet you, sweet child you're on the way, i'm filled with expectation, and you're growing everyday... (instr [office ambience]phone ringing, people chatting [chuckle]`you've certainly seen meaction ovethe past decade. seem to be well qualifi

him and he kicked it to say stop barking. but when i confronted him, that's when this whole thing happened. tells a different story and in a statement the postal service says this is the second time our employee felt threatened by this dog. mail delivery will resume as soon as the resident can assure us the dog will be restrained. fabrizio says she won't sign any type of agreement because she feels it's unnecessary. >> in this complex alone there are tons and tons of dogs. he's got to come in contact with while. >> reporter: which means the standoff continues. a rough situation indeed. marcus solis, channel 7 eyewitness news. >>> there's still much more ahead. >> eyewitness news at 6:00 >>> tonight exclusive video of an out of control car crashing in to several pedestrians. they survived and tonight we hear from one of them. >>> first we're following breaking news. a police chase ends in a crash with another car and the victims are rushed to the hospital. good evening at 6:00. i'm liz cho. bill is off tonight. the chase went

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as i mentioned, the bark is worse than the bite. a lot of this is the reaching the ground right now. some of the darker shades are. this is very, very light activity. along route 40 heading into mays landing, showers, garden state parkway and delsea drive getting wet. that rain will increase in coverage throughout the region. pressure rising. winds have shifted out of the east at 5 miles per hour that will set up a raw and chilly day tomorrow. 60 degrees in trenton. allentown, 60. poconos checking in at 58 degrees. satellite and radar, showing that line which is just north of a warm front just south of washington, d.c. which will lift through the area as we head into monday evening and tuesday. that will warm things up later this week. that line will push slowly to the north and eventually get up into new england as we head into tuesday afternoon and wednesday. surface maps, again, cold front right, there's a warm front along with the area of low pressure that will sweep through as we get into monday afternoon. monday looks miserabl

she barked in public.a dog. >> jess, she -- >> -- i'm not going to back her on the barking. that was a mistake. that&!2 doesn't make her any less qualified to be president of the united states. >> what about donald trump's comments saying when i want to consult someone i will consult myself first i have a good brain. >> he has set a lot of things. and majority of them i disagree with whole partiedly. i think that sums it up that donald trump is not prepared to have a cabinet. he doesn't know who the advisors are he does everything on the fly. >> well you can also look at hillary clinton, the fact that she did nerve as secretary of state. look at all the failures she has under her pelt. look at failed russian. she has nothing to hang our hat on as a united states senator. this woman has been a politician for as long as woe been alive. >> what about consult myself. he doesn't have the foreign policy experience who is are÷ going to sur rund himself with. do you want to so he some names and thens? , i do think

ridiculing clinton as a weak commander in chief against putin and isis, showing her barking like a dog as she told a joke on the the tag line. punchline. after clinton ridiculed trump in her victory speech. >> our commander in chief has to be able to defend our country, not embarrass it. >> reporter: clinton's strategy, don't get in the mud with trump as some of his republican rivals did, go after him on policy, on immigration, the ban on muslims, embracing torture, highlight how he dodges questions about foreign policy. today on "morning joe." >> who are you consulting with consistently so that one? >> i'm speaking with myself, number one, good brain, and i've said a lot of things. my primary consultant is myself, and i have -- you know, i have a good instinct for this stuff. >> reporter: clinton's campaign spokesman telling me today -- >> with hillary clinton in a general election matchup, the contrast will be clear on issues of who supports a minimum wage increase, who supports pay equity for women, who supports defending the president's executive immigration. >> reporter: the risk

. >>> she's barking and biting at it. >> she's barking at the sprinkler. >> the problem, here comes her owners. >>> and a wife leads her husband to a gift he's been dreaming about for a long time. the sweet anniversary surprise that left him stunned. >> the whole time he's talking car. >>> grab your tissues because you're going to need it for this video. you see 7-year-old bronson right there holding the hand of his chaperone. then watch what happens as soon as he sees these people. and right behind him is his 14-year-old brother, joseph. they just hugged their adoptive parents. now this is the first time they see each other since january of 2015 when they first met. so you can see why they are so emotional in this moment that they got to reunite. and why this video is getting millions of views on facebook. since 2012 the parents have been trying to adopt these kids. it's taken this long because of the adoptive process. but also because the president for a while did a ban on all adoptions. >> it almost seems so hard sometimes. i have an adopted daughter as well. and it takes forever and

>> she had been barking for a reason. >> she was telling an old song and then she barked. trump was trying to make us think russia is laughing at us. >> you could swap out hillary barking and doing the -- >> someone might do that. >> i know. if i would have thought it earlier i would have done it myself. >> trump is a taekwondo expert. you can probably take him on the mat. >> trump is? >> i think he is a black belt. >> trump is about as pro-putin as it gets. putin is the world figure that trump most wants to be like. >> when he says he is strong, that's a strong leader. obama is not a strong leader. he is not saying i want to be him. >> yes he is. >> i will say though by not going to me during the story of the trump riots you missed a chance to have me actually agree with trump. >> it is closer to 1237 delegates when he has a huge lead on who ever is number two and the party takes the nome thaition away from him. his supporters may riot and they might be somewhat justified. >> obviously they are passionate. aren't they? >> they are passionate. and as he tries to calm some

she was barking like a dog from an event in reno, recounting a tale about a dog trained to bark at lying politicians. he just turned it to his advantage. >> what's john kasich saying about contested convention? >> he is looking forward to it. as you pointed out at the top, that's the only way john kasich can possibly become the nominee, he is welcoming it. that's his strategy. now with kasich having won ohio last night and vowing to stay in all the way to the convention in july, the likelihood of somebody else coming in with the majority of delegates and being the de facto nominee grows slimmer and slimmer. here's kasich. >> i don't think anybody will have enough delegates. i think cruz has to get 70% of remaining delegates. and we're going into where my strength is. >> ted cruz also says he wouldn't mind a contested convention. remember, shep, there's a difference between a contested convention and brokered convention. a contested convention is decided by elected delegates. a brokered convention is the proverbial smoke filled room where party bosses pick who they want to put forward as

. >> sound every dogs barking overnight without sign every owner that neighbors say led to the policeome on the 7900 block of mars den street in the city holmesburg section. >> we all have dogs, i mean, she is -- there was never a problem, we didn't know she had that many. >> a shame, really a shame. >> following the welfare check, police officers alerted the pennsylvania spca to what they found inside. >> today pspca officers execute add search warrant to investigate possible violations of the animal cruelty cold. we found filthy conditions and we were able to remove 15 animals, 15 dogs, and two cats at this time. >> that was like her kids, like she did not have any kids. animals were her kids. she did everything for them. >> the animals made up mostly of small dogs, none of which appeared injured or malnourished, were removed from the property, taken into the care of the spca where health will be monitored, neighbors like this woman, who did not want to be shown, said she feels the owner was left neglect than overwelmed. >> out back they would bark, but they came in, and she took ca

. >> reporter: she says her dog started barking around 4:00 a.m. her husband went outside to see what was going on. they soon found out baby the parrot and five other birds, two cockatiels and three parakeets were missing. the family called police. now investigators are working to find out who targeted this miami home, located at southwest fifthh terrace and 44th court. and just six blocks away,, miami police working a similar case here at southwest 43rd avenue and southwest 2nd street, thieves targeted this home overnight and made away with three birds. the homeowner says the birds, two parakeets and a messenger pigeon, belonged to his mother-in-law. this chain is what the bird cage was hanging from before the thieves hit. the family says the messenger she came close to a reunion with her pet tonight. a neighbor thoughttit was yours? >> yes. >> reporter: but it wasn't baby. what are youou going to do with this bird? he wants it back if it's not mine. >> r rorter: she believes the same thieves are responsible for hitting her house and the one block

art is investigating -- barked -- bart is investigating damage to the circuit >>> many writers might have been upset about overcrowding and this new issue only adds to their frustration. >> we are doing an investigation and inch by inch, inspecting not just the track and the third rail but everything that feeds power supply into our system to figure out what exactly is going on. >> while bart does not know the exact cause of the problem, crews have noticed it goes away when they shut down a substation outside west oakland park this station will be temporarily closed. bart hopes to have three quarters of the damage fixed by this coming monday. >>> and 97-year-old woman who suddenly received an eviction notice after nearly 7 decades living in her home has died. loved ones of marie hatch say her sudden death is a shock. she first moved to the cottage back in the 1940s. the owner at the time promise that she could live here until she died. but last month, she received a 60 day notice to vacate from her current landlord. >> i would like to think now she is at peace and she is unafraid. th

she barked in public. dog. >> jess, she -- >> -- i'm not going to back her on the barking. that was a mistake. that&!2 doesn't make her any less qualified to be president of the united states. >> what about donald trump's comments saying when i want to consult someone i will consult myself first i have a good brain. >> he has set a lot of things. and majority of them i disagree with whole partiedly. i think that sums it up that donald trump is not prepared to have a cabinet. he doesn't know who the advisors are he does everything on the fly. >> well you can also look at hillary clinton, the fact that she did nerve as secretary of state. look at all the failures she has under her pelt. look at failed russian. she has nothing to hang our hat on as a united states senator. this woman has been a politician for as long as woe been alive. >> what about consult myself. he doesn't have the foreign policy experience who is are÷ going to sur rund himself. do you want to so he some names and thens? , i do think that

. >>> she's barking and biting at it. >> she's barking at the sprinkler. >> the problem, here comes her owners. >>> and a wife leads her husband to a gift he's been dreaming about for a long time. the sweet anniversary surprise that left him stunned. >> the whole time he's talking

towers over fido but gives in to the barking. first developed for marine corps in scouting or hauling cargo. >> christine: wow. that is kind of crazy. >> christine: you're never more than seven minutes away from weather and traffic on wbtv news this morning. >> al: get off my turf. let's get out of there, i'm here. this morning you can see we have a little bit of increasing cloud ver, we may start with nshine but clouds will win out day and the question is when es the rain arrive? i think mainly late in the metro area. mountains get in that quicker, being farther to the west but that is the real rain, anything out in advance not reaching the ground yet. we're dry in belmont, temperature below freezing. this is main street in belmont, right there at city hall and dry conditions, not necessarily clear but excellent visibility, no fog, not much of a problem. 32 charlotte, 30 in statesville, 29 now salisbury, hickory, down to 25 in boone, 28 in morganton. 30 in shelby. all these temperatures are from 15, 25 degrees colder this mornin

>> she's barking. >> i don't know. i'm beginning to feel sorry for her. she is really not a good candidate. >> it is surprising. hillary clinton has been in the public eye for 20 plus years so you would think she would learned a lesson about the sound bites. what difference does it make? kind of sloppy imprecise moments. >> she needs to be more polished. >> the dog barking thing might have been -- >> that was my favorite part. >> probably a staffer's idea. >> i get it. >> i think they practiced everything. >> you love jasper and you don't bark like that. >> bill was like, why don't you do that with me? >> she wants to be obama 3.0. are you going to immigration policies? >> she doesn't really want to preside. i think we all know, at least i suspect her to be much more, i don't think she will govern anything like barack obama. i think this is an inconsistency on her part to the american people. look. i want that for the electorate. i think she'll throw the blue print out as soon as she gets in. >> there was the question about the national security agency be

for now, barked his -- bart is asking people to continue to use the bus bridge, but not everyone wants to ride that bus bridge. and here's the last camera on highway 4, and people are driving only as far as the north concord bart station and others are continuing in their cars, and we've certainly seen that. >>> taking a look at the other commutes, the bay bridge is backed up to the macarthur maze, 15 to 20 minute delay at the toll plaza. 80 is getting more crowded, and we want to mention the south bay northbound 87 a problem getting to 280. traffic is still a little bit slow, and in the santa cruz mountains, northbound 17 at glenwood drive a crash creating a big back up on north down 17. if this is your commute, you need to leave the house earlier and stay on schedule. >>> anticipation is building at the apple headquarters, the ceo will make a big announcement involving new products, that is what we expect. and we will soon find out if tim cook will address the ongoing battle with the fbi.>> reporter: in a couple of hours we will see the reporters and analysts heading into the headqua

[ dog barking ] [ laughter ] no, you're fired! ha-ha-ha-ha! [ laughter ]my day, we didn't eat vitamints, the mint flavored candy vitamins. back then when a man wanted his daily dose of vitamins he got [ laughter ] [ laughter ] didn't count on 'em bein' this chewy, rusty.ughter and applause ] i can feel 'em workin' already, buddy.zards didn't have names like jonas, we just called 'em what they were. a big ol' pain in the ass. in your class named jonas didn't have to get teased for the next months by other kids sayin', "thanks for coverin' my dad's car with snow, ya dickhead." [ laughter ] back in my day, kanye wasn't about to release an album called "waves", promising it to be the best album of all time. he was callin' that album "s the best album of all time. [ light laughter ] and before that he was gonna call it "so help me god." -- pick a title and stick with it. [ light laughter ] yeezus. [ laughter ]ill got some gummy on one of my teeth. [ laughter ]e didn't go zippin' around on hoverboards. poppy cock! they went zippin' around on rollerb