>> no, no. >> bitch, we are close. we are sisters. we're sisters. i married him, though, girls. >> big-time drama mod. >> but it seemed nobody drew more attention in mod q than marcus cash. just 21 years old, cash was already on his eighth trip to the o.c. jail, this time on a conviction for possession of stolen credit cards. he was better known for the nickname he shared with the unit itself. >> i love the drama. i'm drama. the deputies call me drama in here. i'm i'm drama. >> shut up. you know me, bitch. you know me, girl. >> marcus is probably our most flamboyant inmate. every time he comes out of the cell, it's almost a show. he exaggerates his movements and his speech quite a bit, so that draws a lot of attention to him. >> it's the kind of attention that cash's cell mate mario said he could do without. >> she's a good person, but sometimes she does draw a lot of attention to herself and she can be kind of noisy and drive me nuts, but some people try to give her drama, throw things at her window and yell and knock on the door and stuff like tha

[ bleep ] you a bitch. straight white gal.traight white [ bleep ]. >> bloodworth claims the other inmate called him a derogatory name. >> called me a bitch. you call me a bitch, that's automatic wipedown. >> after bloodworth and the other inmate who declined to speak with us, are separated and placed back in their cells jail officials will determine what disciplinary action will be handed down. >> what did you do? >> crack him with the cuffs, you know what i mean? they think these cuffs stop people fighting, actually worse than physical fighting with your hands [ bleep ] and your fists, you know what i mean? people get -- all the time you know what i mean? i won't be surprised if he's leaking right now. pretty sure they sent his ass to the infirmary. yeah, yeah, i know. i know. >>> coming up, delshaun bloodworth faces new consequences for fighting. >> 14 long days. >> it is 14 long days. >> what would you do if someone called you a bitch? >> and two brothers prepare to say good-bye. >> he goes home today i'm going to see him o

you listen to me, you son of a bitch. you get your ass off those tracks and you put your hands on top of your head. do it now. do it now! you will lose in the end. shut up. shut your mouth. you want to know why? get off the--no! no, no, no! uhh! on 3--1, 2, 3. got her. ok. ok, i'm gonna clamp that artery. when i say move, move yr hand and get as far out of my way as you can. yep. you got it? ok, move. ok. i need to get a bag in and start getting her pressure up. get the gurney from the bus. yes, yes, i understand. thank you. homeland security has poured tactical teams into all of those locations. uh, swat, bomb techs, hrt, hazmat, the works. they found nothing. reid. all except one. kate's suv-- none of the shootings were anywhere near it. maybe it's peonal. this death card they gave us-- they delivered on it. that's just it-- they haven't. with a cell as large as this one and multiple targets to choose from, where's the closest emergency room? where? st. barclay's. st. barclay's. and where is it? it's 4 blocks uptown, on

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i just know that he was a bitch.as a bitch [ bleep ]. >> with his recent setbacks, roca moreno faces six more months before leaving close management and having his visits restored. john smith has also been in confinement since being caught with possession of marijuana. >> what's been going on since last time we saw you? >> just sitting here drawing, watching the time go by, thinking about what i'm going to do with the rest of my life. this time as like a skin school. i've got all the skin in the world to work with, so my total goal is to be a beast in the tattoo world by the time i get out. pretty much have nothing but time in here, so i've cranked out quite a bit of art. i do have something i can give you guys. >> okay. >>> coming up -- >> got a card, too, last night, says "there's an angel watching over you." >> alfredo roca moreno can't win for losing. s! ...and our competitors' rates side-by-side, so you know you're getting a great deal. saving the moolah. [ chuckles ] as you can see, sometimes progressive isn't

gary: yeah, my wife will come in and yell at me and bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, and i just leave. lemonis: yeah. hi. i'm marcus. are you sue? sue: marcus! lemonis: nice to meet you. sue: oh! i love it that you're here! you don't know what we've been going through, marcus. lemonis: well, tell me about it. sue: gary can drive you nuts the way he does his books. you know, when there's not enough money here, he'll pull it out of the realty, and then, you know, that's the tenants' checks that are coming, you know. there are times that i'm like this. lemonis: and so, are you out of the financials now? sue: i want to be. yeah. lemonis: but i thought your daughter did the books. sue: yeah, she just started. she could see it, you know, that i just don't have it in me anymore. right now, we can only pay, like, one or two people a week, and that's it. lemonis: how's payroll getting made? sue: gary was able to put a few thousand dollars aside, and he made payroll last week. lemonis: it's that tight? sue: marcus, i'm behind two months on my mortgage. lemonis: at home, you mean? sue: yeah. i g

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photos in front of murderous sons of bitches.ont of a bust of lenin. presidents do that all the time. a lot of times they are actually standing with living murderous sons of bitches like saddam hussein and things like that. i can't get worked up. that's my speech for the night. and lastly the whole limp wrist thing? >> yeah. >> it reminded me of lamar from "revenge of the nerd." he had the limp wristed throwing style with the javolin. i don't know. i guess it makes me old. >> thank you, andy. it is time to take a break. baby showers for dads when we come back. >>> this is a fox news alert. i'm kelly wright. we are getting word at this hour of two explosions in a departure lounge at the brussels airport. no word yet on the cause of the blast, but there are reports of several injuries. let's show our sister station sky news now for the latest. >> rail traffic to and from the airport have been suspended and unsurprisingly all flights have been diverted from brussels airport this morning. this is an on going situation. people are sti

streets are my bitch. >> what excites you about it?g, all of it. >> to thompson's cellmate and sometimes mentor, wasting such potential is the real crime. and that's something titus fisher was determined not to see happen to his own children. he moved his family from california to arizona to help them avoid a future of gang-banging. >> i've seen my son getting ready to start when he was only 14. so, i hurried up and got him out of there. that's another reason i moved out here. when we moved out here, i said, you can be whatever you want to be. you know what i mean? now he's straight-as. he hasn't got a "b" in, like, three years. he's straight-as. on the football team. star football player. so, he's on his way to do something. you know what i mean? >> thompson also has three children. but their future seems less certain. >> i had a son. he go bang what daddy bang. >> what is that you want from him? >> he'll have the same life. but if he choose the other way, hey, go ahead. >> for you it's not a negative for him to spend a lot of time in

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. >> i have a hard time making friends but the friends i do have are real bitches. >> located on the banks of the cumberland river, they call it music city, usa. the birthplace of country music. but on the outskirts of nashville, tennessee, is a place where the heartbreak and loss of country lyrics are a reality for more than 700 women. this is the tennessee prison for women. >> we have everything here from forgery to murderers. it does look like a college campus. but we have surveillance cameras everywhere. we have random strip searches. we have cell searches. our main objective is to keep the inmates safe and our staff. we want our staff to be able to go home to their families every day. >> hey, hey, move, move, move, move. >> fight! >> hey, everybody in their cell now! >> in here, just as in any men's prison, correctional staff can find themselves in the middle of a sudden outbreak of violence. >> sit down, sit down. up to unit one. >> go to your room. shut the doors. >> if you all don't get in your cells, i'm going to take taking everybody to jail. >> you don't have to do this, m

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robin always acts like a little bitch. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] saturday morning. well here's one. this is from the '80s cartoon "duck tales." that's one of my favorites. watch this one. >> can we go to a movie today, uncle scrooge? >> sorry, kids my tinder date is on her way and we're going to netflix and chill. in other words, we [bleep]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: again, i do remember the cartoon. i don't remember it being your voice. >> always was my voice. >> jimmy: man i never knew that. >> i'm getting money back then. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we have one last clip, and this is from a more recent cartoon. "sponge-bob squarepants." [ cheers ] i think i've seen almost every episode of "sponge-bob." >> then you're going to remember this one. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: take a look at this. >> hi, squid -- i love your hat. sponge bitch square [bleep]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do remember that episode. that was great. you really do it all. my thanks to ice t. [ cheers and applause ] "law & order: svu" airs wednesday nights at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right

in one fell swoop she fingered me as gay and her bitch. it was a great humilation for me. so much for there being the easy ones to control the girls. even how she blocked the scene was strategic. the final touch? she didn't even know my name. it wasn't worth remembering. just mister would suffice. i should have walked out of the building, hailed a cab and gone to the unemployment office. game over. how had things gotten so bad so quickly? so i want to take you towards the end of the book. this section is about a field trip that was part of our world religion where we went to a mosque, bud ist temple and synagogue all in one day. i was concerned about a student named mickey because he was one of my most disruptive students. we arrived late and rowdy at the temple of emanuel. the tiny temple in new york. at the visitor center i checked in with a security guard who caned his neck over the desk to see where all of the noise was coming from. he rolled his eyes when he saw my crew terrorizing a hot dog vendor outside. a woman who was kissing 80 and 5-2 at most even with the assi

they got you, too, bitch. no, dr. wilkes, you can't -- -- captions by vitac -- oh. fix it. no! no! [ jammer turns off ] fixed. put it down. what? you're gonna shoot me, carter? you won't. you can't. you don't have it in you. there was a time when that was true. not anymore. put the detonator down, jack. sorry, carter. got to do it. [ explosion ] [ groans ] wasn't me. it's still armed. carter: watch your step. there's zero matter on the floor. sousa: i see some here, too. whatever went off, it definitely wasn't the gamma cannon. it's still here and in pretty good shape, too. any sign of vernon? could be anywhere in this mess. there's more zero matter here. [ wilkes coughing ] jason! peggy, it's not safe. i'm -- i think you're all right. how do you feel? weak...sore. i'm... the zero matter. it -- it's gone. i couldn't hold it anymore. it seems you've expelled it. can you move? peggy? something's happening. what is it? we got a problem. [ breathing heavily ] there. everything is don't bother. those won't stop her. we have to move. now! thompson: carter: where the hell is samberly? no

bitch be romneying." [ laughter ] "tsa agent." let's see what it means. "a guy who tries to get to second base way to early on the first date." for example, "we barely got to his car, when he started feelingback of his hand. then he tried to get me to take off my shoes. he a real tsa agent."pplause ] next up we have, "marco rubio." "a guy who only looks hot because he hangs around with uggos." [ laughter ]e, "kyle may be the best looking guy in the battlebots club, but stop saying he's cute. he a marco rubio." [ laughter ] "whoopsie-savesies." let's see the definition. "when your friends ask you to save a seat, but then you get distracted, and someone sits there." [ laughter ] for example, save hannah, kayla, madison, and brianna's seats when they coped a squad. but i got distracted, and long story short, they're gonna have to find new seats. #woopsiesavies.""seth explains teen slang." we'll be right back with john goodman. [ cheers and applause ] kellogg's frosted mini-wheats ... 8 layers of wheat... and one that's sweet. or the adult you've grown into a

pardoned the son of a bitch." [laughter] and i was able to figure out what had occurred. i thought perfect. nixon goes free. they only want to get a watergate pardon. it is the ultimate corruption. you look at the polling at the time and the suspicions about the pardon, that was a widely held view. and you can argue and i think historians of the 1976 election, when ford lost to jimmy carter, that the pardon had an aroma that there was a deal that something really untoward had occurred. and i believe this. i have a real strong conviction that this was in a sense the perfect corruption of watergate. then 25 years later, i undertook one of my projects, which became a book called shadow of the legacy of watergate and the presidencies of ford through clinton. and i called him gerald ford. i had never met him. i had never interviewed him. i asked to talk to him about the pardon. and he said sure, come on up. he was in new york at a board meeting. and i had the luxury of time, to full-time assistance. we looked at all th

bitch be romneying." [ laughter ] up next weweave, "tsa agent." let's see what it means. "a guy who tries to get to second base way to early on the first date." for example, "we barely got to his car, when hehetarted feeling my bra with the back of his hand. then he tried to get me to take off my shoes. he a real tsa agenen" [ laughter and applause ] let's see the defifition. when laquinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. how about over tennis? even better. a game changer! the ready for you alert, only at lq.com. whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! what do you consider fun? fun, natural fun! ow! i'm in heaven with my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend. steppin' in a rhythm to a funky flow. who needs to ththk when your feet just go? whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! baby! when i have an idea brewing anything is possible. you start where it all began. you think about where you've been. you decide w

ken healed your finger, bitch. you know? medical term. "bitch" is a medical term. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> no, no, no, it's not a bad term. it's not -- >> jimmy: like if a >> veterinarian. >> jimmy: yeah, veterinarian. >> jimmy: verteran. >> you're a comedy veteran icon. >> jimmy: geez louise. [ laughter ] geez louise. another medical term. >> jimmy: that is not true at all. i want to know how -- i watch "dr. ken." >> yeah. a great show. >> oh, thank you. show. you have two twin girls. in real life -- >> yes. >> jimmy: you are a doctor. >> yep. >> jimmy: and ha >> yes, alexa and, um, zoey. yup, that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're twins. >> twins. they're twins. a favorite? >> yeah, well, you know, alexa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. you can't say that. >> i can't say that. i can't say that. i did. i did. geez louise. [ laughter ]you can't say, "geez louise" either. >> it's really funny. with alexa, she came up to me and said, "it's weird to have a er." i'm like, "yeah, i know. it's a lot to live up to." she said "no, i

since i will tell you, "bitch, please," never turns up in the books. [ laughter ] at no point. now the other thing about -- >> of course the other thing. >> seth: the other thing is you gave one of the great birth scenes in the history of television. melisandre gave birth to a shadow baby. >> yeah. >> seth: and obviously it's not a real baby. it is all special effects. what was it like the day you shot a scene where you were birthing a shadow baby? because it is not like you can look at other actors' past works. [ laughter ] i think katherine hepburn had a i'll watch that. >> well, it was a beautiful day. it was northern ireland in november in the winter. >> seth: oh, no. >> in a drafty cave naked with an adhd irishman next to me. i love ian -- liam -- i will ian -- liam cunningham. >> seth: yep. >> sorry, liam, i'm going to make it up to you. and -- [ laughter ] and -- he's going to give me [ bleep ] for this. >> seth: yeah. >> and you know, i was -- and i had a prosthetic belly on. prosthetic merkin, i don't know if people know what a merkin it but it's -- >> seth: it like dr

roll down the window you son of a bitch. do you know why i pulled you over? wait one moment of a minute. i have seen you perform before. >> did you enjoy the show? by golly. this is incredible. prince. wow. this is unbelievable. prince. the purple rain was a classic. i apologize. i was insulted but i didn't want that dam ticket. i'm just. yeah. he said, you have a great day, prince. got on his walkie-talkie. guys, you wouldn't believe it. i just pulled over prince. he seemed to have fallen on tough times. was driving an' 89 toyota hatch back. yes. it was purple. i got a way though. man. that's all that counts. i have had fun. my family is out here. i have a cousin seven years old. all the ladies approach my cousin and tell hem how cute he is. you can get away with saying things to little kids. when it comes to giving ladies walk up to my was. oh. is this your cousin? look as him. i just want to kidnap you. uh-huh. take you home with me. uh-huh. look at you. look at him, girl. got your little wife beaterful muscles. you are going to be a little freak when you

that's my new bitch. get in here! there you go. >> you ready to go in there?d a roommate earlier. you want to go in there now? no? you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. >> you want to cut your teacher? >> no, i don't. >> put him in there, you're going to be my girlfriend! >> go in there. you want to go in there. >> i don't. >> yes, you do want to go in there. >> come here. >> i don't. >> you don't want to go in there? >> seriously, i don't. >> are you sure? >> no, i don't. no, i don't. >> you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. i don't. >> waste of time. >> you hear me? i'm here for murder right now. trying to take the rest of my life. they don't never want to let me go back to my mother. you hear me. tighten up, bro. >> grab these shoes. merry christmas. get out of here. >> i saw you crying. >> no, i wasn't. >> think about what you're doing. because every time you do something stupid, this is where your mother's going to visit you. >> i wasn't. >> step on out. big man. three weeks. before you end up in here. that's life for you. you don't wa

but i've seen a lot more just regular weak bitches, come in looking at a year and try to kill theirselfwhat trevino tried to do. when officers did a routine check on her cell, they found trevino passed out. she had torn off a piece of her nightgown and tightened it around her neck. >> i could see her on a gurney. her face was already turning blue. so, yeah. >> the staff cut the cloth from her neck and successfully revived her. she was immediately transferred to medical. >> i'm glad they got here. she's got too much family that loves her. she doesn't need to leave like that. >> with trevino in the medical unit, the adam 100 pod is a very different place. >> with the three of them in there, apkaw, simpson and lopez, they are all relatively calm inmates. they don't deal with anything, they sleep all day. they sleep all night. when trevino was there, she would really provoke people into acting poorly. and that's just her nature. >> yeah, she kind of connects all of us here. so, yeah, it's been a little more quiet. >> but the pod isn't quiet for long. one week later, trevino was returned to

karma's a bitch.t will come back around to them, whether they're in prison or not, it will come back around. >> it was only after the shooting that she ran into her own problems with the law and was arrested on more than a dozen charges. but during our time at maricopa, her life took a turn for the better. >> i think at one point she was facing something like 11 felonies. ultimately she was acquitted of several. she pled out on a couple and received probation. and during our time at maricopa she was actually released. so we wanted to see how she was doing when she got out, and we ended up actually catching up with her outside of the jail facility. >> but i got my eye done since then. and it's a colored one. but i don't like it because it doesn't move exactly with this one. that's why i got glasses and stuff, so i can make sure i look straight at people. i can get it permanently put in, but that's just really costly, so it looks a lot better than the white eye everybody saw on me. >> though she only sp

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i said, i'm fixing to kill this bitch. i hung up the phone and i went and got a rifle and shot her.hen i carried her, dumped her in the river and went on my day. i felt a great deal of contempt toward her, because of the way she belittled my father, and was constantly putting him down, and after a few years of that, it just made me to where i really didn't feel anything toward her. >> throughout the hour-long interview, hugueley rarely display the emotion except when recalling how his mother broke the news of his father's death when he was only 12 years old. >> she hung up the phone, she turned around and said ronny's dead, they found him dead in his car. he committed suicide. i'll put you on the bus and send you to michigan for the funeral, and that was it. and that made me hate her, because, from that day forward, i knew i was going to kill her, eventually. >> hugueley was sentenced to life in prison for killing his mother. but it wouldn't be the last time he'd commit murder. five years later, while incarcerated at a different prison, he stabbed an inmate 67 times after the man an

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