clive owen is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] we love clive owen.the highly-anticipated sequel, "my big fat greek wedding 2", the very funny nia vardalos is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and one of my favorite stand-ups. we have stand-up from comedian jimmy carr is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's fantastic. guys, it's time for "tonight show" hash tags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: hey! you guys are on twitter, right? are you on twitter? [ cheers ] well, it's fun. we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since president obama announced judge merrick garland as his pick for the supreme court this week, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #dontjudgeme. don't judge me. yeah. i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing that you're not ashamed to admit. we got thousands of tweets. w

clive owen. >> yeah-ish. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but t they must love you. >>>> no, i've got very low status in my house. [ laughter ] i'm you know, very low status. i'm not -- i'm not cool to them at all. >> jimimmy: really? >> no, of course not. >> jimmy: well, this is -- i mean you could be, you're on "the tonight show." >> i mean i'm cool if i cocould get to you say hi to them during the show. but, apart from that -- >> jimmy: yeah, , yeah. no, you know, come on, please. do you embarrass them at all? wouldn't they understand? >> of course, yeah. yeah. i've embarrassed them lots of times. i think one of the things that we often laugh about is i took them to -- i'm a huge liverpool fan, football.l. and i took them to -- i think it was their first game. and it was against fulham, and we were guests of the fulham hierarchy. so we got there and they started d chanting for liverpool and i'm like, guys, guys, keep it down. we're guests of the other team. don't keep shouting for liverpool like that. it was a very i

clive owen is my guest tonight! plus,e have w >> announcer: this is the "xfinity sports desk," brought to you by xfinity. what happened today. >> a lot of teams, a lot of five seeds went down today. >> purdue! >> yes, baylor. i'm sure the terps are watching for that. today was not a great day to be the five seed in the ncaa tournament. baylor and purdue fell to their opponents. maryland take the floor tomorrow. the pressure, the tension, everything building that much more given the outcomes of today's games. as carol maloney explains, the terps are ready for all challenges come tomorrow. >> reporter: 2,500 miles away from home, the terps are right where they want to be. >> we're happy to be in this moment. no matter what happens, we're happy to be here, and we're just going to compete. we feel like we've got a run in us. >> this is my last ride, you know. i'm just focusing on just going out there every night now and just playing as hard as i can, because you know, any given night could be my last. >> reporter: so mu

back now with clive owen. "the confirmation" about a turns into quite an adventure and starts with a search for some of his stolen tools. take a look. >> you might know who would steal tools. >> was it a cop? >> no. a thief. >> a good guy now. >> better than most. >> better than most thieves or better than most guys? >> thieves. but he's a good guy now. he found jesus. >> well, if he found jesus, maybe he can find my tools. >> i watched the movie last night. it is so powerful to watch you. your character struggling as a human being, struggling as a father, tell me about walt. >> well, i play a father who's estranged from his boy and takes him for the weekend and gets his tool kit stollen and spend a weekend trying to track it down if while you're struggling with big demons. >> while i'm struggling with my own demons and meet a whole host of crazy characters and have a enjoying that time bonding as a father and son. >> jaeden lieberher who we had the pleasure of interviewing last week, he is incredible and watc

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more excited than clive crook, if you can believe it. here with alessio de longis, as well. i want to go back to the demand question. .e conduct about china cpi takes back up slightly. where will the demand come from? global demand? is it china keeping it going, u.s. consumers? >> that is the biggest obstacle to this plan working. i do not think this will get you to 2% inflation because the demand side, in terms of economic growth and demand for funds is not there. you have global and debt overhang problems. it is not just in the eurozone. it is also in china and the u.s. i think you need global, coordinated fiscal expansion to create a demand for funds, the willingness to borrow. the governments have to come in and compensate for the funds that the private sector does not want to borrow. stephanie: what should janet yellen do? >> she is going the other way. basically, here is how you get rates up. coordinate a fiscal policy, and we governments around the world will compete for money. .hat will boost rates up i do not think that that is

this morning, kcci has discovered most of the problems stem from the west suburban station in clive. a west des moines man says his mail still comes in sporadic mass deliveries. items date back to december including christmas cards, birthday money even vehicle , registration documents. he says service has improved since our story in january, but has a long way to go. >> we do receive mail i won't say that we receive mail everyday as one would think that you might. eric: postmaster cheryl love told us in january her workers have been trying to keep up with a population spike and an increase in parcel deliveries. we reached out for comment last night but have not heard back. at the statehouse, a bill is working its way through the house that would stop iowa from requiring front license plates on vehicles. right now iowa is one of 31 states that require both front and rear license plates. installing a front license plate costs about $200 on average. cars found without one receive and $87 ticket. so far the bill has passed the house transportation committee, no word if it will be debated

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discovering most of the problems stem from the west suburban station in clive. one of the most troubling cases came from amanda petty-holmes. who nearly lost her life insurance coverage after usps failed to deliver three cancellation notices. >> i left there in tears because i was so panicked-stricken. ryan s.: now six weeks later we checked back in with residents at greenway crossing brownstones located near , university and 92nd street in west des moines. >> in the past few weeks since you have been out, mail service ryan s.: micah craven says deliveries are looking up but there's plenty to improve. >> we do receive mail i won't say that we receive mail everyday as one would think that you might. we are receiving a larger amount of mail than we had in the past. ryan s.: evidence of those sporadic mass deliveries tonight. craven sent us pictures of stacks of mail collected late this evening. items date back to december including christmas cards , birthday money, even vehicle registration documents. craven saying tonight this is unacceptable service. postmaster

decided to investigate. , discovering most of the problems stem from the west suburban station in clive. one of the most troubling cases -- came from amanda petty-holmes, who nearly lost her life insurance coverage after usps failed to deliver three cancellation notices. >> i left there in tears because i was so panic-stricken. ryan: now, six weeks later, we checked back in with residents at greenway crossing brownstones, located near university and 92nd street in west des moines. >> in the past few weeks, since you have been out, mill service has improved. ryan: micah craven says deliveries are looking up but there's plenty to improve. >> we do receive mail -- i won't say we receive mail every day as one would think that you might. we are receiving a larger amount of mail than we had in the past. ryan: evidence of those sporadic mass deliveries tonight. craven sent us pictures of stacks of mail collected late this evening. items dating back to december. including christmas cards, birthday money. even vehicle registration documents. craven saying tonight this is postmaster cheryl love t

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. >> clive owen is my guest tonight. it's a great show, do not change the channel. >>> 82 degrees today, it was a warm when and we expect another one tomorrow. rain chances increasing a bit as we head into ththe weekend. we have those numbers for you >>> it's the story everyone is a gator living as a pet in tampa bay and while many are shocked by these exotic pets, those of us who live here -- well we know things in florida can get a little wild. >> exotic pets are fascinating and they are very popular these days. melanie michael went out and found more on this story. >> reporter: it takes a brave and bold person to keep a gator as a pet. from the files of you can't make this stuff up. rameau is making headlines after his owner cuddled him on camera, cradling him like a baby. then there's the python from st. pete who spends her days as part of the family. she lives in living room. >> i would say it's the best pet i've ever had. >> but these pets aren't always peaceful. case in point -- this mother -- 's teenager who trie

remember in the beginning as the oppression escalated that i would represent them and demands of their clive even if it cost me my life. >> and this group support set about ben row's south florida visit. he is set to meet with exisles on friday but they weren't invited and they believe the obama administration is selecting who to sit down with and who not to oofnltd it will not be good for cuban freedom and de mock ra still a. several weeks angsz row a dleasd. we determine who we meet with in different countries and we've certainly vait indicated to the cubans that this is something the president will be doing on >>till recently freed cuban disa dints say luge the president to seat real cuba can only help in the long run. >> and for many years president raul castro has kept practically out of touch from the rest of the world. one fort thing that obama said is that something could occur but only if there's democracy freedom and expression. something that still doesn't exist in cuba. >> craig: garntion the march is scheduled to begin at 11:00 a.m. at the bay of pigs memorial on the 20th the da

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- clive owen, nia vardalos, comedian jimmy carr, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 435, salt lake! jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome! i love you! oh, oh! i love ya! welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon here, everybody. it is -- [ cheers and applause ] it is st. patrick's day, everybody. [ cheers ] that's right. i just want to take a moment and thank all of you at home for passing out with your tv on nbc. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] so much.

clive owen, thanks for being with us. "the confirmation" in select theaters and on demand tomorrow and we will be right back. look, i know you're a cow and all. but, uh. the yogurt made from your milk, is delicious. >>> "good morning america" is brought to you by panera bread. food as it should be. >> happy st. patrick's day, everybody. our lucky winner is appropriately named kelly. she's going to get in the shamrock shower. 15 seconds to grab as much cash as she can. are you ready? set, go, kelly. >> all right. >> grab the cash. >> go. >> kelly is grabbing cash. we'll make sure you thank all of our performers from the irish art center for joining us. >> thank you. >> george. [ cheers and applause ] >> what did you get? >> kelly has found your pot of thank you.john: you have extra officers on the street and highway looking for drunk drivers. 11 people killed in crashes on st. patrick's day last weekend. get your brackets ready. the tournament kicks off today. the tar heels don't have to travel far. they face against flori

foundation and humanities and earned the trustees award for faculty excellence from trinity, the john clive prize for cleanse in teaching for harvard and outstanding teacher award from the city university of new york. and he's very tall and three years ago i was honored to present the award for his excellent lincoln's 100 days. please welcome a fine scholar and a genuinely nice guy, dr. lewis major. >> my thanks to ron for that wonderful induction and fords theater for hosting this occasion and inviting me to speak with you today. we meet this evening not in sorrow but gladness of heart. that would turn out to be his last speech. it had taken him a could feel days to write that line and in many ways, it's a classic lincoln line not in sorrow he had known so much sorrow, personal sorrow in the death of his son. the sorrow he took upon himself with the many deaths over the civil war and he certainly had as many have noted tendencies but what isn't emphasized is that other side of his personality, the gladness of heart and sense of joy and hopefulness, an attitude as he said when he left sprin

then later this week jennifer garner will be here. [ cheers and applause ] clive owen will be here and john krasinski will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] it's a hot week. >> steve: hold on, hot week. >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. from the big new movie "the divergent series: allegiant," the lovely shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] every time she comes on is the best. she's just the coolest. we love her so much. plus, they're two of the funniest actors to walk the face of the earth. they star in the series "schitt's creek." [ light laughter ] >> steve: read it. that's the name of the show. >> jimmy: that's the name of the show. >> steve: "schitt's creek." >> jimmy: it's on the pop. [ popping ] it's on the pop network. [ light laughter ] the first network to be named after a sound effect. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's correct.s -- and there was -- but this is much better [ fart noise ] >> jimmy: that's when the series originally aired. [ laughter ]icked it up and it's a really funny show. eugene levy and catherine o'hara are her

jeff is nyu professor and chairman at the clive davis institute.> thank you. >> the times piece today, you get this band, not widely known like taylor swift but able to hit number one without spotify. what does that mean? >> it signals that artists and labels are beginning to use windowing services as a means of testing the waters. it's like the teenagers sneaking out of the house to push the boundaries with their parents. they're doing the same thing with the streaming services in order to did he recall what works with a marketing angle and what they can get away with. >> you have kanye saying maybe just streaming and no cds but that wouldn't make sense for adele or taylor swift. taylor made a big deal of 1989 of having these liner notes and she did really well so this isn't exactly the end of the cd is it? >> it's not the end of the cd but independent artists for years have abandoned the notion of physical cds. this is nothing new. when it comes to ckanye you nevr know if he's the boy that cried wolf or a strategic marketing plan and you can't us

tomorrow night, golden globe award-winning clive owen will be here. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ]n friday, john krasinski is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun going on with him. but first, we got a great show tonight.an. from the new film, "miracles from heaven," jennifer garner is here. [ cheers and applause ] gorgeous. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: funny. great actor.nted. >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with her. then jennifer and i are going to play a brand-new game called "truth or door." >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah.. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. [ light laughter ] plus he stars in the new series, "the people versus o.j. simpson." are you watching this thing? >> steve: yes. insane.enomenal. everybody in the show, just perfectly cast, and just wow. it's just a crazy story.it's -- >> steve: it's real. >> jimmy: real. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but he's fantastic in it. cuba gooding jr. is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] the whole thing is nuts. cuba gooding jr., remember when he hosted "snl"? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: and he was

and then later this week, clive owen and john krasinski will be joining us as well. [ cheers and applause ] but first, this show tonight great. he's starring as lex luthor alongside ben affleck d henry cavill in one ofho highly-anticipated moviof the year "batman v. superm: dawn of justice." >> steve: lovely young m. >> jimmy: he's good. he's good. "the divergent series: allegiant," zoe kravitz is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she's the best. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she's nice. she's gorgeous. and i'm going to challenge zoe to a game of flip cup lr the show. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i gotta show her w it's done. i gotta show her what'sp. >> steve: school's in sessi >> jimmy: and then i'm very excited about this right now. only -- [ cheers ] coldplay! coldplay is in the hou! [ cheers and applause we've got the album. you get the vinyl. you're like, what's up? you get the blue vinyl. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah. but no, you go, "ooh, wha up?" it's a double vinyl. you get the pink one as l dude. [ audience oohs ] . yeah, these guys are the bes man. i loved them at