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to make a crisp refreshing jim beam apple and soda. ah, a classic case of who dunnit? luckily, jay chews trident to help clean and protect his teeth, so he can claim his innocence with a convincing grin. that's it jay, they'll never know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. our next guest is the -- was the 2012 republican nominee for president. he's returned to public life to do battle with donald trump. he's the former governor of massachusetts. please welcome mitt romney. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. and you're just as handsome in real life as you appear to be on television. >> you say that to all the guys, i know. >> jimmy: you have big hands, too. i like that in a politician. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is the first time i think anybody's ever come to the show to stop someone from doing something. [ laughter ] people want people to go see this or do that -- >> it's the country, though, it's a country we're talking about. going to be the leader of the free world. and i don't think donald trump should be that leader. [ cheers and applause

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inside the rack houses of jim beam, thousands of barrels lay silent. but that doesn't mean they lay idle. in fact, inside each and every jim beam barrel, the bourbon is aging, building a fuller, smoother flavor, that only comes from being aged four long years. at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? folks, you can't make this stuff up. four bandits chose a prius as their getaway car. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. over. this thing is actually pretty fast. over. very funny. oh look, a farmer's market. we should get some flowers for the car. yeah! holly! >> jimmy: welcome back! we're joined right now by one of the best comedy writers and performers around. she's a best-selling author, a a multiple emmy and golden globe award winner, and this friday she's got a big new movie in theaters called "whiskey tango foxtrot," wtf. please welcome back to the show, our buddy, tina fey! [ cheers and applause ] talking about right there. new york city loves you, tina fey. come on. >> i love it. >> jimmy: thanks for

inside the rack houses of jim beam, thousands of barrels lay silent. but that doesn't mean they lay idle. in fact, inside each and every jim beam barrel, the bourbon is aging, building a fuller, smoother flavor, that only comes from being aged four long years. at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. [ indistinct conversations ] always set a place at the dinner table for good manners. stay seated, napkin on your lap and elbows at your sides. and remember, mealtime is for nourishment, nothing more. let the music play, he won't get away just keep the groove, and then he'll come back to you again let it play [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award winning actress who stars alongside ben stiller and owen wilson in "zoolander 2", which opens friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. hey, welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. nice to see you. we didn't -- we didn't get cut there. cause i almost -- earlier, i said hi to y

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