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>> jimim: so yeah -- yeah, but that it. >> no,o,hat guy. >> jimim: itit exciting. nonoit's'sim. oh, he'c theol >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: no, he's the eye. no, i love it. i'm in. i'm wantnt to talklko u abouou this, , causyou said y y d d queens. you went to ----hat gh schoolololin? >> roberf. kennedy. immy: : bertrt. keedy. of course. i'm sorry abououthat. and in new york,k,e were talking a out what foods y y ate here and stu likikthat, what you missed frfr nework.k. >> it wamy f f fite --y favorite thing about new yk was its food. > jimim: yeah. it's the best.t. the pizza. >> jimmythpizzis t t best& today, again,n, landed from ami this morning to come to the sh and t t first thing i jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applalae ] >> with everything. >> jimmythat is theatest ing. i love that. i love that you did that. >>ith everything. >>>>im: wi erythininon ? >> eryrying. >> jimmy: really yea >> jimim: and -- >> relis mustata, kepl everythihi. >> jimmyyou d evevything. yeah. >>>>immy: but alsososou're a a hot t ng gir >> >h, i ie hot wingng atatic wings. jimmy: :", i knkn amic win
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>> jimim: it is. spin the middle ne once me.i don't think she loves eggplantnt even thoughhrane -- et's see ife can get s mic here, soming thatounds rely, realoooo crcre e >>>>uillerer: routeutabaga. >> i'llllwayecting puople no, it's root-a-baug-a. j jmy conulatatnso you and ur babab rutabaga "zoototoa" opens in eaters ayay and when we return musicrom ginnifer goodwin! [ cheers andndpplause >> dicky:: "jimmmmkimmel live" conrteries isprested byamsungng jimmy: i'ke to thank dy s sbe, g)nnnnnn goodwinin and apologizizto matt n we ran out t time.e. "nigig" is next t firsrsrs theibum ope" comesesut on april2n w wh the song "spits" the struruellas!s! guns s y head spirits inpy head and ty won't ) been looking at the stars tonight and i think oh how i miss that bright sun l be a dreamer but they sayayhhothe good d young but we're all strange and maybe we don't wanna change i gogunsn my hea and thehewon't go spirits i i i head and they won't'to i goguns in my h hd and they won't go spirits in my head and th
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thanknknk for havininie >> jimim: lookorgeous. oh, plse, i wa to get in this and talk about all the stuff. i'm cited about this. 0congtulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: : u're always doing someing. you're always and i just -- you know i'm a fan. so thank ymuch for cing on. thtp past halloween, you kno i have twoittle kids as wewe. >> yes. >> jimmy: and d nnie - [ laughter ] we dressed wni as rgot tenenbaum. as yr r ararr from "the royal tenenbaums." >> i saw it on instagram. and it - -- >> jimim: anhe's -- that's winnie. >> aw. [ laughter ] >> jim: thth's cute. >> lk k k heheyener. jimmy: y s, pututhaonon hersfl i thinkshshwas gonnnn-- >> a she's g- wait -- >> jimmy: ah.& >> where's t one oh, yeah, with the cigarette. >> jimmy: ah, it's a candydy ciciretttt itgt a candy. [ laht ] 'sandy cigartes. shloved eaea them. buthanyou fofo-- thank you for inspirinher to do that. >> oh that so cute. >> jimmy: because we hav stephae buyier who is an amazing sign, workon the sh a does all our costumes. she totally ho up with, like a fake fur c
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jimim: sure, yeah. >>>>hat's s erererlint, , , ch, , , p psoninghingng immymydisasaereryeyeye >>>>>>yeah, itit excxc [ light t t hththt >> jimimimgrt t t thank you fofofohoolololus as s ys. a aololely. jimmyi lololosking all l l ththe e esons.s. ime. >> jimmymymyu u such h h t workrkrk we lovovovu.wewee bibifansnsf f f s. thank y y... j jmymythananyou u much.rarael maddow,w,veryryry. chchrs a applause ] eknights at 9:00 p. on ms we'll be right back for music from santigold! stick around. [ eers a a a alause ] i ve asta... ...onenef many pieces in m life. so when my asthma mptoms kep coming back on my ng-term cont dicine, talk tmy doctor anan und a miinpiece masthma treatntce-daily breo prprents asthma syto. breo is for adults with asthma not controlled on long-term asthma corollmedicine, like an inhaled rticostero. breo won't repce rcue haler for suddenreathing probls. breo opens up airways to helpimove breathinfoa full 24 urs. breo containa type omedicine that ireases t risk ofeath from asthma problems
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jimim: my m, ryaneynolds! >> tha youou at a vwarm welme thank you. >> jmy: man, oh, man, loooing ood, my friend.d& looking good. >> fng g gd.d. >> jimmy: and you d it with h this movie. oh, my god. >> oh, man, i loveve i i i amuper pud of it. >> jimmy: i can't wait the talk about it. but i goa just talk about studly you are. >> wow, thererya go. >> jimmy: the cov -- look at this. yeah,h,ea [ eersrs >> jimim: that's you and that's body. enenere's the ththg that -- - onenows this yet. i n'n'k'ow if you saw maybe briefly ba stage, t i dot kn. hea abo it,t,h.>>immy: wee gonna debut th. >>>>h,eah, tis rigig now im, this i i happing g ghnow. ri el le caain magazi y. j jmyloagazineses i donjhem.rey? anon be the covererf eoplpl minght`heret% pp whoa! [ cheers andpplause ] >> jimim: sexiest guy ale. sexiesguy ale. >> come on, ght? p>>immy: that's a stud right here. comen. >> what? i me, come o o i an, honestly, scientifically s sakg, what's sexier than a mamawho foicatat, produces chiltren and then looks surprised abou
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@particurly a rodent ithe house. >> jimim: where is ratat now? >> found a cfortable homwith guillermo dededodod. >> jimmy: he has rat rat? rat r i ia leamam& enen m%m%m%m4men zi, and -.-.pwee arard ofofh hbd viouslananme ahehehe ntnto jaja jai passesimimlo and one of the wardrgbe girir have been workinon guillermo del torro'o'last moej harry from a party at the -- incecears hanging out th r r right now.. rat rat is p p p poo.. jimmy: rat rat is everywyeye. >> i told you rat rat's a fame whe. >>immy: i know love rat rat. let's talkbout "whisisistao foxtroro" >> talk abt sothing important. >> jim: yes, yes, this is finitely -- our pal tina fey, you know i loveinfey. >> i i iw.w. >>imim: thatat mgirl. she'e the b bt. jimmy: : : u owbefore t t movie. yeyeyeyou apapcheers and appuse e ( yeah,lap ti i didndn know r r fofohand.d d d viouslslwassive a fan,n,ike e erne i ppi -. yeaeaea i felt how amang it t t o ge a ance to rk with her. >> jimmy: e's a art cookie. 0>>>>teve: : : veveto woror she's a a rkrk. y yh,hlnd s s susususal p ff a a >> jimime'a\ go
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jimim: a a a t fire eend apppp>>imim: m hrt is a lococoti,,nd i a aahe fire. >> i saiaiit. you don't haveveo repeat it.% yo made me sayt. >> jimmy: i'm trying to understand it. >> i donon understand d eithehe slamoe nobody gets sl poeoey. you'rereot supposed to understa wt they're saying. >> jimmy: howuch money did you getpaid?? >> i got paid engh, yes. >> jimim: b) the wa do want to mention your show "the real nes," which is veve funun it. priered tonight on abcbbi wasn o one ofhe episodes. >> yes, yowere. >> j jmy: i didn't see you when we tapede >> i know,, nfortunately. because y/yav someeind of difficulul schedule appantly. >>my: the reviewsre coming in. people are saying i was great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but the show is very, verynny. thankyou.. >> jimmy: i recommend you watching it it called "the real o ols." tughts a a8: here on c. [ [ plause ] jimmy: m ma imon,, evybody.y. k yotha. >>> the jimmy kimmel concert es is ested d ssung. > "thejijiy kikiellili"" concert sies is presentedy msg. tha teen. we ran out of time f him. "nhtlineis next, but first his
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jimim: ananyou changed to "wskey tangogooxtrtr." >> mistake.. >> jimmy: but it was "kiss titi." ayayere's martinrerean tinanaey i igo xtrot" te e ok at this. >> likikgood sha l le a goodhag. kay, let'sry tbe adults here. i ihought w wwewe. >> obviously thihiis just a a ka-bubble th rig? >> nope, that's not what this is. >> you don't need to be gaant.t. >> i serious i fancncyou.u. kim bar. i do. along wi dozezs of women i this country, actually, yes. no, you didn'n' beuse thisiss not me. i would never do this. bebee yo notou anyre. yoyore in the ka-bube. you said i iyourself. n't. is th my toothbrush? [ light lahtht [ plause ]p>>>>>>my: yeah, , . main freeman, everyb "whisksk tango foxtrot" is in theaters friday. we'lbeighthtack th perforrs from the cast of "bright star." stick arou, everybody. [ cheers and applalae ] degrgre won ati-activated wririndto uerd how ch th move,. anancreaead gree th motnsse. ththwos rst t tipeperant ted by movement, itas ue miocapsulethth k with friion to r rease rsts of f eshness all y. keepg yofresher th every move. momoonsense. protection to keep y
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>v jimim: there we go. ben afk, everydy! "batman versusuperman" mch 25th. thank you r inging that for me. 6> you're lcome. itit too good. jimmy: we'll be rigig b [ cheers a appuse ] icis: "jmy kimmel live after e os" " ouououtu you bybyamsusu. gear v-r heaeaetet ah, a classic caca of who dunnit luily, jayayhewswswsdent to hp clean and protect s teeth, so he can claim his innocenc with aonncing grgr. tohose whoeliver dinner... and get nner delelered. tse caked in flou coat idust... even covered in lava. to thoho who a a up night.. d up all night.. to all the beautifulttmeme makers. keep it upup. with delta touchch technology, you n. dad, you can just drop me off rightere. o, i'l'ltake you up to the e onof the s sool. that's whe yr friends ar serisly, it's, it's reay fine. you don't wa tbe seen wiour r d? no, it's.. " this about a a a @dad! 3top, pleasese what!![ horn honking ] rward collision rning ] [ car brakg ] vbybydad! brakes when you don't. forward collision warning and autonomous emergenra. availablon the newly redegned volkswagen. rns s t lemojuicetd
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>> i'm from the netherlands. >> jimim: where in the -- >> utrecht. >> jimmy: what? >> utrecht. >> jimmy: can you sll that for us please? >> utrecht-t-r-e-c hearing-t. >> jimmy: ohoh. there are art supplies named after that place. >> because it's a very artful place. >> jimmy: i can tell by your sweatshirt. >> jimmy: what do you do? do you work? >> i just graduated. but i also deliver chinese. >> jimmy: you ? >> yeah. the chinese restaurant's c cled neo china. >> jimmy: you deliver chinese food in the netherlands. who the hell would havav ever guessed? [ laughter ] does anyone order it? >> oh, a lot of people. >> jimmy: have you ever had mexican food? i had mexican food, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. why is his spanish better than ours? [ laughter ] all right. well, this is what you're playing for. a luxury suite at the one and only hollywood roosevelt hotel. [ applause ] say good-bye to potentially being murdered in your sleep and hello to a 700-square-foot king suite with soft unlimited toilet per and all the mints you can eat. to win all you have to do is know more than yo
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. >> jimim: she's 38 years old. this one's from @brettadkins. he says, "read my sister's diary once. first entry said, dear diary, i just stole you from the store." [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's honest, man. >> steve: god bless her. this one's from @jimmyshadwick. he says, "my little brother once dressed up like spider-man, put elmer's glue on his hands and tried to climb up [ laughter ] [ applause ] you just gave away his secret identity. >> steve: elmer's glue. >> jimmy: this is a good one. @mmharter. she says, "my brother usedo think mount rushmore was carved thatay by the wind." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: weird. presidents, man. >> jimmy: this is from @godiyperry. she says, "my brother told me old people are wrinkly because they're slowly being sucked to hell." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: in some cases. >> jimmy: that can't be right. >> steve: no, i don't think at's true. that's probably not true. >> jimmy: no. this last one es from @wespace. he says, "during a road trip m sister loudly passed gas. my mom yelled, 'what do y
. >> jimim: she's 38 years old. this one's from @brettadkins. he says, "read my sister's diary once. first entry said, dear diary, i just stole you from the store." [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's honest, man. >> steve: god bless her. this one's from @jimmyshadwick. he says, "my little brother once dressed up like spider-man, put elmer's glue on his hands and tried to climb up [ laughter ] [ applause ] you just gave away his secret identity. >> steve: elmer's...
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. >> jimim: no bridge crossing. >> no. i wasn't a concertgoe you know. >> jimmy: really? >> i love the music. that music is the musuc i grew so it's cool to be -- i'm seeing actors play these people. david bowie, led zeppelin. but i never ---- went to -- my first concert, this is true, my first concece i took my girl, my first girlfriend to john denver. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> by the way, john denver was great. i was 18. and i ventured into manhattan. i went to madison square garden. and the starland vocal band opened up for them. you people are too young to know that they had a song, "afternoon delight." >> jimmy: a very dirty song. it didn't seem dirty but it was. >> yeah. so that was it. >> jimmy: did that work with the girlfriend? did it result in an afternoon delight? >> oh, i needed -- i needed more than that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. no, nothing worked. listen, i just want to -- i don't want to interrupt but i just want to say one thing. first of all, thank you because my son matthew has been working on this show for almost three years. want
. >> jimim: no bridge crossing. >> no. i wasn't a concertgoe you know. >> jimmy: really? >> i love the music. that music is the musuc i grew so it's cool to be -- i'm seeing actors play these people. david bowie, led zeppelin. but i never ---- went to -- my first concert, this is true, my first concece i took my girl, my first girlfriend to john denver. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> by the way, john denver was great. i was 18. and i ventured into manhattan....
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. >> jimim: which one do you love the least in the group? >> love them all the same. >> jimmy: you love them all the same? isn't that a weird thing to say. okay, we've got alan alysse, ellie, amber. three as and an e. that might tell me a little something. ellie looks like -- i have to say, alysse and ellie is definitely sisters, right? right? they're definitely sisters. and alan loooo like he might be a virgin, no offense. [ laughter ] i think alan's the dad. and i think amber just wandered amber, where are you from? >> williston, north dakota. >> jimmy: you love it there? >> yes, you. >> jimmy: what town do you live in? >> williston, north dakota. >> jimmy: uh-huh. what area of town do you live in? >> the west part. >> jimmy: the west part, huh? >> yep. >> jimmy: is that true, ellie, does she live in the westpart? >> yes. >> jimmy: you live with her? >> yes. >> jimmy: remember, you're under oath. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. alysse, are you in school? >> yes. >> jimmy: what are you studying? >> i'm in high school. >> jimmy: okay. so everything?
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.>> reportete jimim hill l lplp pupupuwo injuredededm the rubble. momo than a a zezehomemehe damagegeorestroyed. al r r rleleing to multleleigh-water scues, driver, after their school bus gogostuck k thigh-deep wars outside dent ateast one person dyg ininin flooaters near houst. david,his is where the home was, and in annntant, it w w blown 50 feet t rossheoad. toght, friends are tryryg tototovage a aifetete of memories as is community braces for anotheround of ststms d? a right, just aincredib sce. d no break in sight. php, thank y. meteorogist rob marciano tracking the system for us tonight. rob? >>>>eporter: hey, dad. the severe w wthereat is going to be ongoing tonight. we expectoo see another round developing across south-cecel texas, from cpus christi to austin, ck through austin. coul see damaging winds and totoads with this. ernighghtonight, in through e day tomorrrr, through soutest louisiana, contied threat. nonoly of the nd, but avy on toof what is becoming sarated grouou. so, a flash flood wat has been posted fm the gulf of mexico all th
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. >> jimim: h hs goingor it, everybody. i love it. have y y thoughtboutut what you mit do wit thehe money if you win?n?>> well, in lososs, not much. >> jimmy: all righ oerry is on the nickck >>>> jefferson.. >> jimmy: that is correcec wow. >>im: all ghghgh atatmoney? what does the audiee think? >> i'll do it. >>>>immy: he's goi to go for it.& he's going to go f >> jijimmy, don't knono if you could tell frororo i i t tre but i'm shaking. i'm shaking rigig no >>>>immy ian see th. kerry, whos on t dime? >> osevelt. >>>>>>immy: areouidding me?th's right. now yu got a dime. do youanto take thaha dime and head back home or dyou want to go -- do you want to go for the quarter? >>8i'llo for the quarter. >>imim he's goingnaor the quarter. is g f foror the arter. >> can i just say i know you made yrdecision.. i've seenoo m meople lose at this. aryousure? uave 16 cents. u could walk away aerer >> i ildo it. >>immy: he'soi too it. >> jmy: key, who iss on the quarter? >> gogo it's -- anklin. >>immy: franklin? ,nono th was t e eiestst e. ohkerry, i
. >> jimim: h hs goingor it, everybody. i love it. have y y thoughtboutut what you mit do wit thehe money if you win?n?>> well, in lososs, not much. >> jimmy: all righ oerry is on the nickck >>>> jefferson.. >> jimmy: that is correcec wow. >>im: all ghghgh atatmoney? what does the audiee think? >> i'll do it. >>>>immy: he's goi to go for it.& he's going to go f >> jijimmy, don't knono if you could tell frororo i i t tre but...
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chndndndnd ] >> jimim: s s s s s s scome, m om miikenonoououne is a vevevevetatanted actcte ofofhehehe deadad a as suigigs ononon...plpl welelelelelelmamamamamamamamamama chchrs andndnde e e e cacai ofofrrou a a cookokieieie i i looksery y y y y y nice...bububu i t t tnk'm'm'm a aririghghgh j j jw w e you doing? i heard d d is your firststalkk showow >>isis well,,, d d d do a a spanish-language talk sw recentlylyiiasas o speakingng spanishshsh ] ] ananan t t tllermo ththe o. >> jim: : hahahaee with e own? >>yeah. jimmy: how dididou w wd upn that? >> you k kw. yoyo kno the right opop. jimmy: do you hablo espanol? >> [ speaking spanish ]. >> jimmy: soundeddrettyy od. >>mas o memenos. >> jimmy: we've haquite a few cast memrs frome walking dead" on t show. u look very nice. a suit and not covered with filth andblood. do tend to find ourselves in tuations where we're stuff. >> jmy: and off the setets well i imagine bececse y y go home and you can't really wash and what'he point o washing it off? da >> is true. tu w wre doing the mid-ason premiere overy birthday over the summer and i to atte
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. >> jimim: made in the usa. >> yeah. the other side of it is basically -- the other side of it is the porter ranch methane so we've really got it coming from both sides. >> jimmy: it's a beautiful part of the country. it really is. >> actually, there are some very nice parts there. you get up in the hills and you guys, go to chatsworth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you worried about being allowow back i io chatsworth? >> what's that? >> jimmy: pipe dreams is the place? oh, i want to ask you about -- speaking of photographs. not a great photo. but there's you and president clinton. when was thisshotograph taken? >> i actually went to a u2 concert a long t)me ago with jason susuikis, and somehow he -- i can't remember which of us. somehow somebody knew somebody who was up in a box with president clinton. so we said like -- they offered to introduce you. so we said, yeah. we would love that. so jason and i went up there. we met him very briefly. and then somehow got invited to got into the clinton motorcade. we were not in th
. >> jimim: made in the usa. >> yeah. the other side of it is basically -- the other side of it is the porter ranch methane so we've really got it coming from both sides. >> jimmy: it's a beautiful part of the country. it really is. >> actually, there are some very nice parts there. you get up in the hills and you guys, go to chatsworth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you worried about being allowow back i io chatsworth? >> what's that? >> jimmy: pipe...
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>> dicky: the "jimim kimmel presented by samsung. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to kirsten dunst, thanks to gal gadot. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, his album "on my one" comes out june 17th, here with the song "give me the love," jake bugg! [ cheers and applause ] stick lies and rhymes about the old days keep em rich just to make new waves i've thought about it in a few ways full back tough on the pale blaze middle road well bode the game played soft focused hard on the airplay tryna' make it sound like the new phase it's only gonna be the same peering down their postponing defeat it upbeat false fibs talk about the old streets brick wall hit by the concrete throw band back hand is pony hard to tell if any of them are phony took back time to think what they owe me it's only gonna be the same just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love just gimme the love it's only gonna be the same shak
>> dicky: the "jimim kimmel presented by samsung. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to kirsten dunst, thanks to gal gadot. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, his album "on my one" comes out june 17th, here with the song "give me the love," jake bugg! [ cheers and applause ] stick lies and rhymes about the old days keep em rich just to make...
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lot of production value in that one. [ laughter ] >> jimim: "i'm cool." >> steve: yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. hey, this is not good here. bumblebee tuna has issued a a nationwide -- did i do it right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he goes, "yeaaah!" he puts it on, right? then does he ever take it off? or shohod i have put it on, said the thing, then ripped it off? can we do it again? not, wait, sorry, apologize. i'll just start the e ke with them off. [ laughter ] >> steve: put a white flash of light. >> jimmy: normally, you can see they got stuff to do tomorrow. >> jimmy: this is kind of crazy here. police in pennsylvania -- [ laughter ] hey, kids. [ laughter ] this is kind of crazy here. police in pennsylvania recently caught a 78-year-old nun shoplifting coffee, soap, and snacks from a store. police were like, "sounds like somee's got a -- -- bad habit" yeah! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the first one was -- i dunno. >>teve: they're both great. >> jimmy: first one was better. i don't know. that's why he gets paid the big bucks. [ laughter ] guys, this isn'
lot of production value in that one. [ laughter ] >> jimim: "i'm cool." >> steve: yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. hey, this is not good here. bumblebee tuna has issued a a nationwide -- did i do it right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he goes, "yeaaah!" he puts it on, right? then does he ever take it off? or shohod i have put it on, said the thing, then ripped it off? can we do it again? not, wait, sorry, apologize. i'll just start the e ke with them off....
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. >> jimim: how hammereddo you get before you watch yourself on that show? really. >> a lot of tears. being on tv -- yes. >> jimmy: her sit agent home wawahing it then crying again? >> just because i'm embarrassed. from embarrassment. then i call her. hon, have you watched tonight? no. okay, good, don't! >> jimmy: you don't? >> then i do. i've watched a little bit. >> jimmy: to you get upset byfy of this stuff? >> i mean, no, because it happened, you know, a little while ago. i think that's why i don't watch it is to avoid the potential. >> jimmy: you understood what u were getting into. >> exactly. >> jimmy: when you got into it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you had beeee the bachelorette, you would have done the same thing, right? >> exactly. >> jimmy: probably with even more people than ben. ben, you would have been perfectly okay with that? >> yeah, i would have shrug thearugged it off. >> jimmy: is there anything about living in secret all this time that botters you, pet peeves? anything i can help you with herere this is a safe place. >> go ahead. >> so penn
. >> jimim: how hammereddo you get before you watch yourself on that show? really. >> a lot of tears. being on tv -- yes. >> jimmy: her sit agent home wawahing it then crying again? >> just because i'm embarrassed. from embarrassment. then i call her. hon, have you watched tonight? no. okay, good, don't! >> jimmy: you don't? >> then i do. i've watched a little bit. >> jimmy: to you get upset byfy of this stuff? >> i mean, no, because it happened,...
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jimmy: i mean, it's just lili, "oh, honey, it's raining, >> steve: bury a buck knife. [ laughter ] >> jimim: i don't care if it rains. it's easier to dig holes. >> steve: yeah, 'cause mud is much easier to dig. >> jimmy: that is correct. that's why i had a sprinkler system installed. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you know how many times i cut the hose? >> steve: how many times? >> jimmy: well, there's about 50 buck knives in my grass. [ laughter ] ipcut the hose, i -- the whole thing's a nightmare. >> steve: be careful when you're mowing. >> jimmy: i don't want to get into it. i know, yeah. it's dangerous. right next to me, it's like chinese throwing stars. i'm like -- >> steve: huh, ha, what are you talking about? [ laughter ] ha ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: crazy, crazy how we brought that back. thank you, netflix timer that says the next episode will begin in ten seconds, for giving me ten brief seconds where i remember where i am and what day it is before i'm sucked back inin my television. [ applause ] oh, gosh, i'm -- >> steve: i forgot to
jimmy: i mean, it's just lili, "oh, honey, it's raining, >> steve: bury a buck knife. [ laughter ] >> jimim: i don't care if it rains. it's easier to dig holes. >> steve: yeah, 'cause mud is much easier to dig. >> jimmy: that is correct. that's why i had a sprinkler system installed. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you know how many times i cut the hose? >> steve: how many times? >> jimmy: well, there's about 50 buck...
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. >> jimim: sure. >> and they were interviewing his nephew, vincent wilburur who's a drummer who playededith him a little bit. and they said, are you ever going to do a momoe about his life? he said, "yeah, and don cheadle is gonna play him." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you know that yet? >> no. no one had told . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. here you are, how many years later now? >> ten years, you know. the movies coming out. >> jimmy: put e work into it. guys, he put the work into it. you're gonna love this. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank u. >> jimmy: well deserved, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: here's don cheadle as miles davis in "miles ahead." look at this. >> in 1975, one of the most prolific voices in music w wt silent for five years leaving the world wonder -- >> leaving the world to cry, okay. [ laughter ] if you going to tell a story, come with some attitude, man. don't, you know, don't be all corny with this [ bleep ]. >> all right. well, you're the artist, man. how would you say it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on! that was great. that w, belie
. >> jimim: sure. >> and they were interviewing his nephew, vincent wilburur who's a drummer who playededith him a little bit. and they said, are you ever going to do a momoe about his life? he said, "yeah, and don cheadle is gonna play him." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you know that yet? >> no. no one had told . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. here you are, how many years later now? >> ten years, you know. the movies coming out. >> jimmy:...
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. >> jimim: -- your friend donald trump. so if you don't mind, i'll hand you each one. just read them aloud. it'll be painless if you just go thugh them. and there you go. all right. mitt romney reading -- >> @realdonaldtrump. mitt romney had his chance and blew it. lindsey graham ran for president, got zero, capitalized, and quit. why are they now spokesmen against me? sad. got zero. got zero. the only people i know who got zero are the ones who paid 25 grand to be at trump university. they're ththones who got zero. [ applause ] >> jimmy: right. this is from a trump supporter. >> okay. donald trump is trying to pull america back from the brink and freakin mitt romney is playing with matches in the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is there any truth to >> i$m not touching that. i'll tell you that. [ laughter ] @mittromney equals loser. that's true, actually. i lost. [ laughter ] you may not have noticed. let's see. who are you anyway? and by the way, wherdo you buy the shoe polish you wear in your hair? [ laughter ] @trump2016. i buy it at costco in bulk. [ laughter ] [
. >> jimim: -- your friend donald trump. so if you don't mind, i'll hand you each one. just read them aloud. it'll be painless if you just go thugh them. and there you go. all right. mitt romney reading -- >> @realdonaldtrump. mitt romney had his chance and blew it. lindsey graham ran for president, got zero, capitalized, and quit. why are they now spokesmen against me? sad. got zero. got zero. the only people i know who got zero are the ones who paid 25 grand to be at trump...
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one thehings out , there were three advisers who came from -- well, tm california and, of course, jimim baker brght into the circle.e. she did haha a h he impact on changi white house staff. before t tt, the campaigstaff. but she e ways herntenna out. i think that r r reaganaelud haha shshderstoto the p pplp who werereot there to o rve ronald reag. phe d d d heid n n. he wasasasgenial and led everne. he d d dt have that lil annnut she dnd she protectetehim. she was the chief prector, and democrats, to others, to c ce in and talk to him m h huld not f isolated in the white house. e wa shshwas responsiblbl als of f course, for the exf donald ren,n,ho was chargedorot t like lettininthe iran-contra affafa happen n der r hihinose. >> tom, don't you u ink nancy' reputation and the way this coununy felt about her changed overerhe years? in thehearly years, people were tough on herer >> they were tough on her beuse she brght her hoywooelcecend t w wlebewaof life to t t whihi house. felt shehenewh her role was. her othehepeople had ias of th rst ladies. when they first got t ectetete % said s se
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