mr. gyllenhaal, is what you make me call you. [ light laughter ] >> no, i'm a regular guy, you dude, yes. >> just call me mr. gyllenhaal. >> jimmy: of course i will. [ light laughter ] i want to hear some stories about when it didn't work so well for jake gyllenhaal. like, i want to hear about -- give me an audition or a role that you didn't get that you wanted. just give us some scoop. [ light laughter ] >> i mean, everything just worked out -- >> jimmy: oh, bro. you are disgusting. [ laughter ] "i'm just blessed, man." >> i don't know what to say. i walked in there my first audition and -- >> jimmy: didn't you like -- you must have had some bad auditions. >> yes, oh my god, there were so many bad ones. [ light laughter ] like i -- well -- i auditioned for "the lord of rings." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for? >> frodo. >> jimmy: sorry, sorry. [ laughter ] of course. >> what do you mean, man? haven't you seen my feet? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very hairy, they really are, yeah. >> no, like, i got a call from all these agents. you know, i got like a a conference called ca