tonight, jason bateman -- from "how to get away with murder", aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there is no further questions, here's jimmy kimmel! thanks for coming. >> jimmy: we have so much to get to tonight. we have so many important things tonight. i'm going to solve all your problems tonight but first, i have a joke from my mother. my mother texted me a joke this morning. a donald trump joke. do you want to hear it? [ applause ] >> jimmy: the correct answer is no. all right. so this came in. it came in at 10:05:00 a.m. we used to love donald duck. now we have another donald that makes us want to duck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you see where i get it. actually took time. oh i got a good one and typed it. sent it to me. but as funny as my mother is she has nothing on mitt romney. i'll tell you that. mitt romney this morning made a televised speech in which he he called him a phony and a fraud. he said he's playing the american public for suckers. i haven't s

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aja naomi king, everybody. "how to get away with m mder" airs thursdays at 10:00 pm on we'll be right back with ceelo [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live samsung. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank jason bateman, aja naomi king and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "heart blanche." here with the song, oh what a night oh what a night tears in my eyes staring up at the sky in disbelief i've got a voice in my head voice in my head that's what it said all we really need is some comic relief but i'm afraid of not being what's life going to become once we don't have anymore heroes we don't know what the next man's going through wh i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of robin williams we've got to laugthe pain away we don'n'know what the next man's going through wish i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of robi

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tonight, jason bateman -- from "how to get away with murder", aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there are no further [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. we have so much to get to tonight. we have so many important things tonight. m going to solve all your problems tonight but first, i have a joke from my mother. my mother texted me a joke this morning. a donald trump joke. do you want to hear it? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the correct answer is no. all right. so this came in. it came in at 10:05:00 a.m. we used to love donald duck. now we have another donald that makes us want to duck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

tonigh murder", aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there are no further

tonight, jason bateman -- from "how to get away with murder", aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there is no further questions, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks for watching. thanks for coming. >> jimmy: we have so much to get to tonight.

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tonight, jason bateman -- from "how to get away with murder", aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there is no further questions, here's jimmy kimmel!

tonight, jason bateman -- from " how to get away with murder" , aja naomi king. this week in unnecessary censorship --

tonight, jason bateman -- from "how to get away with murder", aja naomi king.ek in unnecessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with cleto and the cletones. and now, if there are no further questions, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]