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. >> stephph: every time i shoot outside with like a real direct we are like a single camera, that kind of thing, i'm so happy that i work indoors and know where i am going every day. >> right. >> s sphen: some place where there is heating, and fresh water. >> right. although the man who is there to make you safe, we shot in the middle. we did that one shot in the middle of the street. >> stephen:: e eactly. you said why don't you walk out in the mid will of the street between rounds of traffic. >> yeah. and you almost got run down by a school bus and the man who was there for your safety was not very happy about that. >> stephen: no, no, my security is specifically asked not to have me run over by school buses. >> yeah. (laughter). >> stephen: well, congratulations on viceland. >> thank you. >>>>tephen: now i know w wt vice is, what is viceland, what is the whole network going to be? and it just launched today, right? it's basically our-- us-- like what-- chain is doing it the journalism and objective and what we are doing is more subjective. we wanted it to feel like a channel made by