even when you didn't know even when you did know, you did nothing. is in untold number of additional people. this is a national disgrace and a national scandal. i think we all should learn from this. rep. chaffetz: the gentlewoman's time is expired. we now recognize that intimate mr. carter -- the gentleman mr. carter. >> i am a freshman, i have been here 16 months now. i struggle with acronyms. epa, what does that stand for? gina mccarthy: protection. >> protection. i thought that was the case. so i looked up the case for protection. preventing someone or something from suffering harm or injury. we you would agree with that? gina mccarthy: yes. >> environmental protection agency. and i am correct when i say the epa has the authority to warn the public when there is contamination in the drinking water that poses an immediate threat to human health. is that correct? gina mccarthy: yes. >> so you are aware of the in the guildg june el toro. have. dell tauro, who we established a few days ago, he is a drinking water specialist. he was a member, a team m

so did you -- but did you, when you went into the night, did you start the night that you were nominated saying, "you know what, it's an honor." and then as your category got closer, did you start thinking, "oh, i really want this?" >> no, no, no. i knew that i didn't have a chance. and i didn't really want it at that time. >> seth: you would have turned it down? would you have turned it down? >> yeah, absolutely. i would have given it to somebody else. >> seth: just do this from the seats, go -- [ light laughter ] >> yeah, please no. i don't deserve it. there's so many other like, award shows now, that to lead up to that -- >> seth: yeah. >> that, by then you sort of award. >> seth: oh right, 'cause there's like, it's the 7th and, of the film awards. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: what else? there was something else i wanted to ask you. >> no, that's it. >> seth: you good there? [ light laughter ] >> wrap it up. >> seth: that was, i feel pretty good. yeah. >> i think it went well. do you have anybody else coming >> seth: yeah, we have two other guys. >> who do you got? >> seth: zachary l

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thank you so much. thank you down here. thank you up there. thank you so much. good to see you. welcome to "the late "the late show" everybody. i'm stephen colbert. america. we've seen cataclysmic events, decisions with unknown implications for all our future, choices being made that cannot be undone because monday on "the bachelor," ben said, "i love you" to two different women. two! this has never happened in the history of bachelordom. ben, what are you thinking? saying "i love you" is a sacred vow between one bachelor and one of 28 housebound tv concubines. ( laughter ) i can see why ben's in this pickle. it's a real pickle, man. these women are spectacular. let's show a picture of them up there, jum, can we? they're both lovely. i mean, it's like choosing between apples and oranges who've been drinking white wine for two months. now, i, heaven forbid if i had to choose between lauren b. and jojo, i know who i'd pick. my wife. bachelor" with. because i'm in this marriage for the right reasons. thank you for saying yes. but ben is struggling. just listen to this love-struck d

you seem like you-- have you done your research? >> are you kidding me?! >> stephen: i am not kidding you. >> have i not done my research? do you realize, i went to iowa, new hampshire, i studied every candidate; i read every one of their books! >> stephen: really, every book? >> every book. would you like to see them? >> stephen: yes i would, triumph. >> all right, well, here, look. here's a book i read. i read donald trump, his run's making history, and he's making history with his updated new book "pride and prejudice: now with more prejudice" by donald trump. ( applause ) he still hopes he will be the next president of 1600 penn. read about his vision for the country, in "leading to courage--" you're not going to show it? ( laughter ) his vision for the country, "leading to courage, america, freedom, future, ah, ( bleep ) it, i'm out." by jeb bush! i did my research! i did my research! let no one say i did not do my research! >> stephen: "triumph's election special 2016" is now streaming on hulu. we'll be right back. ( band playing ) >> stephen: now st

-- you guys-- you guys clap. there are people here that kind of, you know, you forgive it. you forgive wretch prime sometimes. >> stephen: well, we like rich people because we aspire to be them. yeah, that's cool because when i get there i want those rules for me. >> exactly, exactly. and cheating is one of those rules where the line should be-- listen, we shouldn't erase the line. it should be like a wall. ( laughter ) >> stephen: and you just get a ladder and climb right over it. >> you climb over that wall into your mistress' apartment. >> stephen: can mexicans just earn the right to come to the united states if we build a tall enough wall, and if they make the effort to get over it, you go, "okay, you're in?" >> yeah, well, here's the thing. the same way i like guests in my apartment. i like people to be invited. and i'm not-- i wouldn't stop anyone from coming. i would just like to know that you're coming. of slavery, right? >> stephen: no, you're here because i invited you. ( applause ). >> exactly. exactly

i say well do you have friends after you? do you? and she goes yeah, of course she is joking. >> is she? >> yes, she is. >> and she goes, i said, well, what are their names? john. her ex-boyfriends' name. >> oh,. >> this doesn't sound like a stupid argument t sounds like it must and necessary one. >> no, just came up with a name. what's the most common name in america? >> john. >> john doe. >> were you like are you talking to your next. >> oh, yes it, went on all night. >> oh, then you got upset? >> i got upset. >> over something she was trying to make up. so were you calling her bluff. >> a name burst out of her mouth. she hasn't seen this guy in six, seven years. i of course accused her it, went on all night. >> all night? >> isn't that amazing? >> it just takes on a life of its own after a while. sometimes you even forget what you were, ago about in the first place. >> want to hear another dumb thing she said when we first started dating? >> i thought it was my turn. >> hold on. >> okay? >> so this is like one of the first nights

so if you are just editorializing them and you disapprove of them and you don't like them and you are sort of pointing at that in your performance, it won't work. so in a sense you have to commit to making the person likable even though whatever you feel personally isn't that and trust that the writing will make the other part clear. >> rose: so he is there. so was it easy? were you, was that the end goal to find whatever you thought, something about this person charming or likable? >> with sarah palin. >> rose: yes. >> i mean we did it, you know, eight years ago now. it was a lot of us learning to figure out what is the joke, like what is true about this whole situation. i always talk about chris rock. i think is he a genius because let's take any situation and try to find something that is true, that no one has noticed and said yet that is what we were trying to do with her and mccain and figure that out. >> i just love that as a viewer to you play her with such good cheer all the time. there is nothing that-- the take is not. >> thanks. she an upbeat kind of person. >> rose: there

you look -- you look healthy, you look -- healthy. well, you know. you do the superhero movie, you get muscled. then muscle turns to fat, you know. >> jimmy: uh-huh, wow. i mean, really. >> on and off cycle. >> jimmy: no offense, i don't mean to put you in an uncomfortable position, but you really ballooned up. >> thanks. i didn't think it was going to be about body shaming tonight. >> jimmy: what is going on? >> thanks but -- >> jimmy: have you got a monkey under there, what's happening here? what is going on here? it's moving. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: what the hell is going hey, why are you touching me? >> jimmy: i'm not touching you. oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no! sit! i won't have it -- sit down! no clapping! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- >> i just think it's gone on long enough. >> jimmy: i'm upset with you more than him about this. >> i think it's maybe time to bury the hatchet here, man. >> jimmy: you get to decide when it's time to bury the hatchet? you know what he's done to me? >> i thi

now you can buy prepared foods, you can buy produce, you can buy lunch or dinner next door, you can buyp to go, both fresh and frozen -- lots of different options. all of that's gonna double the business here. i've spent over five days at swansons spread out over four weeks, and i'm finally back to see what sort of progress they've made. the first thing i see when i get there, is sue rolling up in her bmw, and what's worse, it's 12:00. that's not my definition of commitment, and that's not gonna fly. hey, sue. i guess the first thing for me, really, is when you say, "i'm gonna help you, i'm gonna be your backbone," you have to actually be that backbone. it doesn't look good that you show up late, it doesn't look good that you're driving the bmw. can you see my point at all? sue: oh, marcus, i don't feel like doing this. okay, marcus? lemonis: what do you mean, "okay"? you're asking these guys at the front to show up and take money out of their pocket and buy the shrimp and buy the fish, and you got a $500, $600 car payment. and so when things get tough, you make sacrifices. you don't pu

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i've seen you here before and i hate you." >> steve: hey, i don't hate you.lking about? nah! [ cheers and applause ] ha ha ha, ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's always that. ha ha ha, ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve higgins. steve higgins right there, everybody, there he is. ♪ [ cheers ] oh, gosh, that makes me laugh. ♪ thank you, justin bieber, for turning 22 earlier this week. i totally forgot to wish you happy birthday. ♪ is it too late now to say sorry ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] a little pan flute. >> steve: yeah. love the pan flute. >> jimmy: i'm into my pan flute dance hall. >> steve: you love it, man. you love dance hall pan flute. >> jimmy: dude that's what i'm all -- that's all -- 24/7. [ light laughter ] three days a week. >> steve: man, you love it. >> jimmy: oh, i put on my play list and i'm like -- [ gibberish ] >> steve: ha ha ha ha ha, huh? [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: zamfir. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, right? he gets no love. ♪ thank you, donald trump, for saying that you don't have a a sm

you would be happy-- you would want to wish them happiness? >> yeah. >> stephen: well, you can. they're right here in the audience right now, there's ben and lauren right there from "the bachelor." congratulations. >> thank you! >> stephen: congratulations. >> thank you, stephen. all the happiness. very nice, very nice. see, love is real. of course, the reality show everyone's talking about is the presidential election. big round of primaries last night. five states voted, so people part three," and like all sequels, it's getting predictable, and very expensive. on the democratic side hillary shut out bernie, five to zip, including florida. it is just so sad to see bernie ( laughter ) ( applause ) meaning, meanwhile, over on the interesting side, donald trump had a huge night. the size of the hugeness, large. he won four out of five states, and then delivered a stirring victory tantrum. >> nobody has ever, ever in the history of politics, received the kind of negative advertising that i have. and you explain it to me because i can't. my numbers went up. i don't understand it. no

you look gorgeous, as always. >> thank you, so do you. you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: thank you. i have a lot to congratulate you on. you got married -- >> i did. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. ♪ [ applause ] i saw some of the photos online, and it looked almost like it was fake. where was this? >> this was in wyoming. those people look so nice. >> jimmy: that's you. [ laughter ] that's you and your husband right there. >> yes. >> jimmy: and look at that. just gorgeous out there. >> isn't that crazy? that exists. that is a place you can go. >> jimmy: exists. look at this photo. you won't even believe this is you. but look at this. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: can you zoom out a a little bit? see that? isn't that beautiful? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the veil. how did you even do that? >> we paid a couple of off-duty fairies to just hold on to the top of the veil. >> jimmy: yeah, just drones. >> you want to know the secret? >> jimmy: drones. >> the photographer holds the veil over his head. like an old-timey photographer. >> jimmy: huh? >> you know, take

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i love who do you listen to, not you?avorite artist to listen to if it is andy grammer. >> rachel platen is great. i grew up a lot with her and she's wonderful. there is this guy ben rector, crushes my heart. a good one. listen to that. >> speaking of heart crushing. john stamos has a girlfriend. we love john stamos on this show. this is the girl. so her name is caitlyn mchue. we're, like, who is caitlyn mchue. >> can someone get us on the dog? go back to the picture. >> he's dating this girl. her name is caitlyn mchue. we're trying to find out, if she's an actress or a model, trying to find out how old she is. as women, we're interested in what age does he go for. we looked everywhere. we imdb'd, we couldn't find it. >> how old are you? >> 51. >> she did it. well done. >> now is the challenge. >> we're trying -- we looked everywhere. i think he's in his 50s. what is he -- 52. okay. he's 52? one year older than me. so we reached out to the team to confirm her age. we heard from rumors that she graduated from high school i

it's going to make it that much easier for you to persuade them to what you think. >> and you say you can do some of this research before but you can also read people. right? >> absolutely. you can read body language. but getting to know what someone's like beforehand is also a sign of respect in a lot of cultures. so it's a good way to sort of know who you're negotiating with. >> right. because people from different cultures, backgrounds, people. yeah. you're right. >> we like this one a lot. we like this one. because we're not at all like this. >> don't be pushy. >> i get it. >> when someone is pushy with me, i actually push back even if i want the thing they are trying >> exactly. and then it's just kind of a mess, this back and forth. this one's a real delicate balance. you want to be bold but not aggressive. you want to be subtle but not a door mat. and what i think here is this is one where an in-person interaction is really going to be your best bet. don't e-mail, don't call. if you have the opportunity, walk across the office and talk to somebody. make sure you get that face t

when you did know, even when you did know, you did nothing. so, your delay sickened an untold number of additional people. i believe this is a national disgrace, and a national scandal. and i think we all should learn from it. >> gentlewoman yields back, time expired, now recognize the gentleman -- >> thank you, i'm a freshman, i have been here for 16 months now, and i struggle sometimes with acronyms, can you help me out, epa, what does that public stand for? >> protection. >> protection. i thought that was the case. so, just a second ago, i looked up the definition of protection, it says a person or thing that prevent someone or something from suffering harm or injury. you would agree with that, yeses? >> sounds right. >> so, environmental protection agency. >> correct. >> ms. mccarthy. i'm correct when i say that epa has the authority to warn the public when there's contamination in the drinking water that poses immediate threat to human health, is that correct? >> yes. >> yes, so you are aware of the june 2015 memo from miguel del toro, yo

good to see you guys thank you for being here. what did you take on this take on the stroll? >> last year when i came out with this book i was on a mission to push the fiduciary standard. i found there was a should there i thought the best way to change things and give transparency so i took no money from it. i wanted people have a choice in created the technology and two minutes find out what their real costs were because 1% could be a decade of income. the real volatility and compare two values. then they could go in it on their own or go to a fiduciary. when i look for the best firms i want to know who number one was. has been rated number one for two years in a row. parents who rated them as number one independent testers. i didn't take anything from them. i just recommended people. anthony: you called him, he didn't call you. >> called and said tony i want to sit down with you. there are some things any to show you that you are probably unaware of than what he showed me and fortunately was there these people that present themselves as fiduciaries of the largest firm, som

do you ever care? >> i don't. >> tell the truth. >> you know i don't. i know you don't. we don't. >> and when we say tell the truth, it's because we really don't. i think sometimes we should a little more. >> how many times have we heard someone say, your spanx are out. how many tweets that said what is wrong with you? day after day. >> how many times has joanne said close your legs because i'm sitting -- i think that there's a sense of doing what you love, and not worrying about the repercussions of the way you look. >> i think -- i think some people aren't that self-aware. like, i don't -- i'm not paying attention to -- i don't feel like i'm paying attention to me while we're sitting here. i think some people -- they're conscious of how they sit. >> how they look. >> he also says this. films that work best for him but as he gets older there are fewer parts available. >> i think that may be true. you kind of want to fight and keep acting so there are better parts. >> he says he likes directing, that's his great love. he'll be doing more of that. >> he's only 54. and by

you know what? you got that thang! i don't know about you folks, but i could listen to that song twice in a night! (cheers and applause) scott kelly may have missed a lot of the presidential race so far, but there is plenty more for him to catch up on because in the next few weeks, five more states will weigh in on the presidential election: michigan, ohio, louisiana, nebraska and florida. in florida, they will cast their votes the traditional way, by like their grandson. (laughter) but even then, we still won't even be halfway through the primary process. which means this is the road to the white house! >> i just want a job! just get me a job! >> stephen: well, he might get one because donald trump's big win on super tuesday has made it clear that he is the likely nominee of the republican party, and that has sent the republican establishment into a panic. they do not want to be with this guy, but the voters are choosing this. it's like an arranged marriage. and unlike trump's other marriages, this one could last eigh

you can find shows you love. i'm always complaining that i can't find enough time to watch all of them. fred claims -- and i'm not sure if this is true -- fred claims he watches every episode of every tv show. [ laughter ] >> fred: oh, yeah. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] so, that means it's time once again for "fred armisen's extremely accurate tv recaps." [ cheers and applause ] all right, so, fred, i'm gonna give you the title of a show, and then i'd love you to tell me what this show is about or what happened on last week's episode. is that cool? >> fred: of course, yeah. >> seth: okay, the show is called "second chance" on fox. >> fred: oh, "second chance!" [ laughter ] do you watch it? >> seth: no, i've never seen it. >> fred: oh, it's so good! have you ever seen the pilot? >> seth: i haven't seen any of it, no. >> fred: "second chance." >> seth: so, what's it about? >> fred: "second chance." it's, like, a miniature train set. it's like, a miniature show. [ laughter ] and there's little miniature characters, y

>> basically do you know who you are? do you know what your name is.ically the same thing all the time. >> over and over and over. >> really your name. >> have you enjoyed it or do you finds it a curse? >> no, i enjoy it. i gather kick out of it. >> do you know anybody named thomas watson? >> not at all. >> you know there is a golfer tom watson from kansas city when the bridge opened. >> is he going to keep his land line? a lot of people razz looking their lands line. >> while it is a land line, but i switched it to my cell phone. >> oh, okay. >> so you advanced into sell phone alexander i see. >> yes, i am learning. >> i see. >> slowly but surely little more every day. >> thanks for talking to us, mr. bell. >> not a problem, you have good one. >> bye bye. >> what a good sport. >> man, one time a sammy davis, jr. who was white out in los angeles. >> that was such a good phonecall. >> it was. >> he sounded really cool. sue, what are you doing? >> i'm going to play the first of its kinds in philadelphia. it is feline fun at la cat cafe. fox fursday wheth

she said she's supporting you. >> thank you. oh, you are? >> i am. >> thank you.rope many far right conservative parties, anti-immigrant parties have been gaining momentum recently, specifically germany, sweden, france and britain. do you think that a similar movement is occurring here in the u.s. and if so, how can the republican party address this? >> we've gone through periods in our history when we have turned against immigration and it's happened and these movements from sprung up. look, young lady, we have to protect the border. that is a given, okay. for a couple reasons and one of them is security. so we have to get et border done and, secondly, we should have a guest worker program where people can come in and work and go back home because that's what think want to do. and thirdly, if they came here illegally and they've not committed a crime since they've been here, they'll pay a fine and back tacks and they'll have a path to legallization, not a path to citizenship. the idea that we're going to walk through milwaukee and yank people out of their homes l

your generation survived, what you did, how you lived, how you taught, how you walked, you know, what it was, and how you took on the country sometimes and corporations at the same time, to say some things that needed to be said." and they said, "people need to see that." and they were right, you know? >> when you take a look at this work on your life -- and obviously, one documentary cannot encompass everything that you did, but it did a good job of giving us a real look at the evolution of sonia sanchez. >> exactly, exactly. >> are there things that surprised you or that you saw or you heard yourself say that reminded you of things that maybe even you'd even forgotten? >> that is very true, my dear sister. you don't realize, for one thing, just how hard you work and then how -- and one of the things -- i was asked to come and do something. i had done something four straight days, and i said to my this." and it was recorded. it was on tape. [ both laugh ] but, you know, you get up on that stage, you see an audience, you see young people who are trying to understand, "what is really g

thank you for coming. >> thank you, thank you for having me. it's always a pleasure. >> jimmy: this is the midseason. this is the fourth season of "nashville." >> yes. >> jimmy: it gets confusing sometimes. now the seasons, every season seems like two seasons. >> i know. trust me, it seems like four which is four seasons a season and then this is our fourth season so then that's like 4 times 4, which is 28. >> jimmy: there are stoners at home who are run together refrigerator right now, they're so confused. >> right? yeah. >> jimmy: do you live in nashville? >> pretty much. because we were saying, you know, it's like -- takes 10 months out of the year so shoot the show, so yeah. >> jimmy: did you imagine when you signed on you'd become an almost permanent resident of tennessee? >> i did not imagine that. i mean, i guess i sort of did. because i was committing to do the show and i wanted to do it in nashville, if you're doing a show called "nashville" do it in nashville. >> jimmy: makes sense. a lot of shows don't. "csi: new york" is shot in, i

you know, you go through dry spells. you know this as an actor. there's going to be -- you know, it's feast or famine, as they say, james. >> jimmy: so i've heard. >> can i call you james? >> jimmy: yes, you may. >> thank you. to make ends meet. and my godsister does these industrials, you know, for these big corporatecompanies,ght. >> where they do ese presentations where you haveo like introduce some new product or whatever. and they havectors come out and f aittlragh, "the real o'al" which is very funny i premiered tonight on abc. i was onehe esos. es, yowere. >> jmy: i didn't see yhe we ped. >> i know unftunate beeavche apparely. grs ee >> jimmy: but the show is very, very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i recommend you watching it. it's called "the real o'neals." tuesday nights at 8:30 here on abc. [ applause ] >>immy: martha plimpton, everybody. thank you, martha. we'll be right back with charles kelly. >>> the jimmy kimmel concert >>> "the "jimmy kimmel live"" concert series is presented by samsung. >> thanks to morgan freeman. thanks to mar

thank you, thank you. almost here. you look psyched. [ light laughter ] you look psyched.ess. i see you. how's it going? >> going great. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> kahari. >> jimmy: kahari. kahari. kahari? march madness starting this week. >> that's right. >> jimmy: what team are you rooting for? >> one and only kentucky. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one and only kentucky. now, look, if you have your own basketball team, what would your mascot be? >> a thunderbird. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: like thunderbird. >> that's my high school. >> jimmy: oh, of course, yeah. [ light laughter ] i was thinking about -- you're so young. guys, we have my man kahari right here. for march madness he's rooting for number one kentucky is what he said. and if he had his own basketball team, his mascot would be the thunderbird. yeah. based on the high school he went to. not the wine liquor beverage, yeah. for this last one because we're so excited for march madness, can you do like a college fight song? ♪ ♪ kahari is his name and kentucky is his number one team if he had his own t

it's what you do. on car insurance, you switch to geico. r it's what you do. where are you?r it's very loud there. are you taking at >>> it's time for okay not okay. and whether it's the oscars, vmas or other award shows, sometimes the winners don't know when to stop talking when on stage. >> celebrities like matthew mcconaughey, kanye west, and bob dylan have all given speeches ranging from four minutes to 30 minutes. >> no kidding. soathie lee and i were asked is it okay or not okay to give long acceptance speeches. here's what we had to say. >> it's understandable, hoda, and unfortunate at the same time. >> i like your answer. if you want to be memorable, keep it short and sweet. just don't forget to thank your mom. >> good idea. >> we are a little sad today, because we're going to say goodbye to wrangler. oh my -- look, he doesn't want he's laying down. he's not -- so he's going to -- >> he is heading off to formal guide dog training at the guiding eyes training school. >> so he's going to do good work. wel ss you -- >> are you going to miss us too? >> i will. the mornin

>> because you just break the ice. you break the ice. you say -- you tell them where you're going. you say where you're from. said he was from mali. and i said, bamako! [ laughter ] and he took me home for dinner. [ applause ] >> jimmy: one more thing that matt told us. you were born with one regular-sized testicle and one dwarf testicle that is the size of a pea and the doctor told you you could have the dwarf testicle removed but you never wanted to because you believe it's lucky. [ laughter ] oh, matt's gone again. [ applause ] is that true? >> we know he lies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we know he he lied about the executive he's creative. >> jimmy: is it true you named your testicles hall and oates? >> if that was true, if what i would not name -- abbott and costello maybe. you know, he's full of [ bleep ], this kid. [ applause ] >> jimmy: ray romano is here. the show's called "vinyl." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] to those who don't run from mud...but through it. who know it wasn't a day at the beach... unless someone got buried. to the fullbacks... gearheads... an