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i'm hosting the oscars. [ buzzer ] >> chris rock, chris rock, chris rock! chris rock! chris rock! >> jimmy: sorry! >> chris rock! >> jimmy: the winners are steve higgins and ken jeong. i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry. i was bad. my thanks to kerry washington and ken jeong. more with "tonight show" after the break everybody. stick around. i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] data differently. while the other guys gouge you for every bit of data you use... ...now, t-mobile lets you stream all the video and music that you want from your favorite services... bit of your lte data. plus, you can roll your unused data forward. nobody does data like t-mobile. get four lines... ...with ten gigs of 4g lte data each ..for just thirty-five bucks per line... (boy) ma, pa - why do we settle for cable? (mom) because we're settlers and that's what we do. (girl) but with directv and at&t, you can get your tv and wireless service from one provider. (dad) are not we your providers? do we not provide you with this succulent jackrabbit pie? this delicious graywater soup? and a single lick o
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so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron cohen.) >> larry: i would have loved to have seen their faces when they got that news. (laughter) so basically he's saying if you want to fight terrorism send in the clowns. thoughts? >> allow me. when america (bleep) up in the least, they send someone. first troops, doesn't work, now comedians. we have comedians in the middle east and comedians in america. but they don't get the chance. you go with amy schumer and sacha baron cohen. i say #middle eastsowhat. come on. >> larry: i agree. here's the problem, you guys are supporting the same exact military fascist government that are taking and persecuting comedians in the middle east. >> larry: yeah. and we said other stuff other than we have to support this and that. no, military regimes do not stabilize the region, they just delay it and actually allow for more terrorism and more fanaticism and religious fascism and when it comes it gets worse. so stop doing that. >> larry: i agree with that. (applause) >> you said "we." bono's not from here
so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron cohen.) >> larry: i would have loved to have seen their faces when they got that news. (laughter) so basically he's saying if you want to fight terrorism send in the clowns. thoughts? >> allow me. when america (bleep) up in the least, they send someone. first troops, doesn't work, now comedians. we have comedians in the middle east and comedians in america. but they don't get the chance. you go with...
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it looks like he sold his ticket to chris rock's new show. he said these are moments that keep him humble. >> i love that about him. we have loved kevin hart from the start but he is so town to earth. >> and he is really funny. >> very calm. >> that poor fan. >> that fan is like what happened what did i do? >> yes. little fopa. >> now to the weather. we will totally switch gears. we are looking ahead to the windy, rainy day, our latest cold front set to cross through. the it is cool calm and collect. we will at this shot facing south overlooking center city. yeah, you know, we don't have any shaking in the camera. it is quiet. it is tranquil. it is breezy. i can attest to that having been out on the cbs-3 sky deck but still dry for now. that will be changing with time. as i mentioned you will note that is wind out there as the day progresses as well. now i want to take you back in time if i can here we will check with our eyewitness weather watchers and go out to the new video future. this video came in from fran, from chester county in notti
it looks like he sold his ticket to chris rock's new show. he said these are moments that keep him humble. >> i love that about him. we have loved kevin hart from the start but he is so town to earth. >> and he is really funny. >> very calm. >> that poor fan. >> that fan is like what happened what did i do? >> yes. little fopa. >> now to the weather. we will totally switch gears. we are looking ahead to the windy, rainy day, our latest cold front set to...
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send in the comedians, amy schumer and chris rock. that will work right? not making this up. apparently humor will trump suicide bombers. it will take a little more than propaganda. we'll talk about all of it. >>> how do you like this? hillary clinton throwing new york mayor bill de blasio under the bus, blaming him for that racist comedy skit she participated in. can't she take responsibility for anything she does? she was the one who gave the punch line in the joke. we'll debate it. first back to the top story, donald trump on a rampage against republican national committee saying delegate system was set up by crooked politicians to make sure he could never ever win. listen to him here. >> our republican system is absolutely rigged. it's a phony deal. this was a dirty trick, these are dirty tricksters this is dirty trick. tell you what? the rnc, the republican national committee, they should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of crap to happen. i know the rules very well but i know it is stacked against me by the establishment. i fully understand it. trish: all
send in the comedians, amy schumer and chris rock. that will work right? not making this up. apparently humor will trump suicide bombers. it will take a little more than propaganda. we'll talk about all of it. >>> how do you like this? hillary clinton throwing new york mayor bill de blasio under the bus, blaming him for that racist comedy skit she participated in. can't she take responsibility for anything she does? she was the one who gave the punch line in the joke. we'll debate it....
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kennedy: she thinks he's chris rock. but know "rock the world" will be very funny.s me of this uncomfortable exchange when samuel l. . ckson was congratulated for another's commercial. >> you are as crazy ashe people on twitter. >> they all look theame to you? >> gracious. topic number 4. winter isn't entirely over in russia. if you have me kind of weird helper month ski you use to raise liveock, make sure he's dressed in layers. th's a monkey in a snow suit. now what's this little guy doing? this little monk is checking on a goat. i have no idea. it takes a lot of work to trn a monkey to babysit a goat. doesn't it? goats will eat anything. even monkeys, i'm pretty sure. in thesenited states, we use monkeyand chimps but we us them f for scientific testing ad laboratories. see? they train those chimps to talk. what fun. so much for practical. topic number five. do you remember when the world was transfixed by the rat that's drug a piece of is a twice its size. there was another curious and hungry rodent joining a filthy buffet. i give you mcdonald's wrap. there he go
kennedy: she thinks he's chris rock. but know "rock the world" will be very funny.s me of this uncomfortable exchange when samuel l. . ckson was congratulated for another's commercial. >> you are as crazy ashe people on twitter. >> they all look theame to you? >> gracious. topic number 4. winter isn't entirely over in russia. if you have me kind of weird helper month ski you use to raise liveock, make sure he's dressed in layers. th's a monkey in a snow suit. now...
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. >> like a chris rock, right? he talked about going. we're having a great time and then certain people, i'm not going to say that word. i don't even say it in my private life. we're talking about a certain group of people and he starts useding that n word. and everybody in the audience is howling. this is among black people. do you get a get out of jail card for chris rock, a black comedian using that? >> why is it a get out of jail card? >> the colored part is now considered racist, right? >> no, no, no. you have de blasio explaining the show. it was a scripted show. the whole idea was to do the counter intuitive and say cautious politician time. every actor involved including hillary clinton and leslie thought it was a joke on a different convention. >> so it's our fault. >> what is a joke a o'a different convention? did you see her face? >> imagine ted cruz had made that joke and then went on television and explained that it way. and imagine the response he would get. people would be outraged. because it is de blasio, he men no harm.
. >> like a chris rock, right? he talked about going. we're having a great time and then certain people, i'm not going to say that word. i don't even say it in my private life. we're talking about a certain group of people and he starts useding that n word. and everybody in the audience is howling. this is among black people. do you get a get out of jail card for chris rock, a black comedian using that? >> why is it a get out of jail card? >> the colored part is now considered...
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. >> what happens when a fan confuses chris rock and kevin hart? pretty hilarious integrated video. juliet: and overeager fan asked for a picture with heart thinking he was chris rock but heart played along and took a step further inviting her to a show that doesn't exist. >> yes i am. pleasure to meet you. okay, all right. juliet: two upcoming shows on comedy central. ben: they do not look alike. that is it for us on thursday morning, take your umbrella, happy birthday to samantha. juliet: have a little fun following her. ben: see you tomorrow. @carlybeyar tweeted: at this point, i should just be a brookside chocolate ambassador. well, i am sorry, carly... it' s something you earn. brookside. rosanna: hello. "good day new york." i you cruising the scotto. greg: a little cloudy out there. rosanna: it is going to rain. long island expressway. rosanna: lots of traffic in that area. greg: eastbound and westbound. rosanna: donald trump. he worked the crowd. >> lying ted. he puts it down and then he lies. if ted cruz came today, he could not draw 100 people. rosanna: anyway. lots of demo
. >> what happens when a fan confuses chris rock and kevin hart? pretty hilarious integrated video. juliet: and overeager fan asked for a picture with heart thinking he was chris rock but heart played along and took a step further inviting her to a show that doesn't exist. >> yes i am. pleasure to meet you. okay, all right. juliet: two upcoming shows on comedy central. ben: they do not look alike. that is it for us on thursday morning, take your umbrella, happy birthday to samantha....
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so they do know who amy schumer is and chris rock and they're still going to syria.ing is that any kind of ideology in which a goal trumps reason, you have to go after them. >> instead of volunteering, there are other ways to kill their funny bone. big bono fans, i'm not sure. i hike his free market principles. wonderful. >> i think he was joking about sending them. i think he was the point about ridicule. i think when i was part of the broadcasting board of governors, we supported this group that made fun. like a daily show version that made fun of the iranian government. and to see something would fight back. but i think this loses the fact bono had a very long op ed in the new york times yesterday. a very thoughtful piece and how it is destroying it. the only thing he didn't say is that there has to be some sort of solution at the source that always gets missed. in a lot of these middle east autocracies, they can't stand it when they come out with a jon stewart type character who starts mocking all the princes and the corruption in the system. i think it is more e
so they do know who amy schumer is and chris rock and they're still going to syria.ing is that any kind of ideology in which a goal trumps reason, you have to go after them. >> instead of volunteering, there are other ways to kill their funny bone. big bono fans, i'm not sure. i hike his free market principles. wonderful. >> i think he was joking about sending them. i think he was the point about ridicule. i think when i was part of the broadcasting board of governors, we supported...
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. >> chris rock, right?he's like my foul mouthed yoda. >> i'm luke skywalker and he's the jed die. >> his humor is similar to me. >> i have worked with him a bunch of times, opened for him more times than i can count. that was one of the -- the stuff he's doing after he got back from south africa. he's the greatest comedian of all time, period. >> semiprominent negro. >> how about that. >> i've been on tv a little bit. i find myself in position where they don't answer the phone call, they get to me. i'm semiprominent negro. >> everyone has a doppelganger, right? let's just say, if there were some instruments around. put you in front of some drums. we should be able to do what questlove does, and would questlove be able to do what you do? >> i can't do anything he does. >> that's hard. >> you can't even think of questlove. that's amazing. >> i can't even tweet as well as he can. he's got the whole thing down. >> united shades of america, 10:00 p.m. put your hands together for kamau bell. now it's war, and i w
. >> chris rock, right?he's like my foul mouthed yoda. >> i'm luke skywalker and he's the jed die. >> his humor is similar to me. >> i have worked with him a bunch of times, opened for him more times than i can count. that was one of the -- the stuff he's doing after he got back from south africa. he's the greatest comedian of all time, period. >> semiprominent negro. >> how about that. >> i've been on tv a little bit. i find myself in position where...
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they're goose stepping down the street and it takes away their power. senate send in amy schumer and chris rock. thank you. >> well, the first teaser trailer for marvel's dr. strange was released yesterday. it will hilt theaters this fall. >>> matt damon was spotted in omaha, nebraska filming a new movie with director alexander pain. the film has been a pet project for over 10 years. harrison fotd has auctioned off his autographed hans solo jacket. guess how much it sold for? >> $22. >> 109 wi,091h000 109 hn $191,000. >> you think it's going to gain. one of those frames, don't you ink? i doubt anybody would be wearing it. this is "early today." is is "early today." pain from your day can haunt you at night, don't let it. advil pm gives you the healing sleep you need, helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. advil pm. for a healing >>> leading the news in the washington post, fbi paid professional hackers one time fes e to crack san bernardino iphone. the hackers brought a previously unknown iphone flaw to the bureau's atengsz and used it to unlock the phone. it
they're goose stepping down the street and it takes away their power. senate send in amy schumer and chris rock. thank you. >> well, the first teaser trailer for marvel's dr. strange was released yesterday. it will hilt theaters this fall. >>> matt damon was spotted in omaha, nebraska filming a new movie with director alexander pain. the film has been a pet project for over 10 years. harrison fotd has auctioned off his autographed hans solo jacket. guess how much it sold for?...
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this long list of ideas to fight extremism, violent extremisextr send them comedians, amy schumer, chris rock, borat. >> can we just stop kidding ourselves in calling it violent extremis extremism. it's israel a lambic extremism. the principle is not driven by money or poverty. it's driven by their ideology and donating is taxing. if you want to go help you know, the worst parts of africa, do oprah winfrey and go build a school, but the idea we should continue funding these countries, zambia, sudan, the worst countries in the world. extortion from the american. >> you're not deal iing with is. what i'm saying is all of the above. >> go after the problem with the religion. go after all of it. it's all of the above. >> it sounds like nation building. when you say we should give them -- we have given billions of dollars and it still doesn't work. >> pakistan. >> exactly. climate change issue, it's not a jobs problem. it's not unemployment. it is an ideology. when i think of bono. if you cannot convert them, you kill them. >> give a man a fish, he eats for a day, he eats for life. giving them mon
this long list of ideas to fight extremism, violent extremisextr send them comedians, amy schumer, chris rock, borat. >> can we just stop kidding ourselves in calling it violent extremis extremism. it's israel a lambic extremism. the principle is not driven by money or poverty. it's driven by their ideology and donating is taxing. if you want to go help you know, the worst parts of africa, do oprah winfrey and go build a school, but the idea we should continue funding these countries,...
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he suggested that we send comedians like chris rock and amy schumer and sasha barren cohen to the middle east. maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that goes. >> oh, he had to go there. >> i was going to say. obviously no comedians are lining up. >> i never thought of sasha barren cohen with his "borat" that could be hilarious. i'm betty nguyen. and this is "early today." toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. it just kinda like...wiped everything clean. 6xca cleaning my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x whitening i actually really like the 2 steps. step 1, cleans step 2, whitens. every time i use this together, it felt like... ...leaving the dentist office. crest hd. 6x cleaning, 6x whitening i would switch to crest >>> the most read story on the washington post.com, octopus slips out of aquarium tank, crawls across floor, escapes down pipe to ocean. yes, it did. >> just like nemo. >> he slipped through a gap left by maintenance workers and squeezed his football-sized body and squeezed into the pacific saying seeia.
he suggested that we send comedians like chris rock and amy schumer and sasha barren cohen to the middle east. maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that goes. >> oh, he had to go there. >> i was going to say. obviously no comedians are lining up. >> i never thought of sasha barren cohen with his "borat" that could be hilarious. i'm betty nguyen. and this is "early today." toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other...
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. >> i think larry will make a lot of people in that room very uncomfortable the way chris rock made at the oscars very uncomfortable. as somebody who watched chris rock from home it was amazing and think he will bring cutting dark satirical humor to that room because frankly, they probably deserve it. >> thanks for your insight. thanks for being with us. in terms of watching it from home, you're in luck because you can do that on msnbc. our coverage of the president's final white house correspondent dinner kicks off tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m. eastern. >>> we do want to continue to monitor this event for you now. we still have live pictures c e coming out of burlingame, california. on the left side of the screen, what you're seeing on the right side of the screen, aerials of prote protesters, see this shot from on high of protesters gathered outside the california state gop convention. on the left side of your screen -- we have one screen, eventu eventually, we'll be seeing donald trump and where he'll be delivering his remarks. that is happening moments from now. we should point ou
. >> i think larry will make a lot of people in that room very uncomfortable the way chris rock made at the oscars very uncomfortable. as somebody who watched chris rock from home it was amazing and think he will bring cutting dark satirical humor to that room because frankly, they probably deserve it. >> thanks for your insight. thanks for being with us. in terms of watching it from home, you're in luck because you can do that on msnbc. our coverage of the president's final white...
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>> chris rock has the great line about-- an african-american comedian, he hosted the oscar this year.o [bleep], oh okay. damn, they still got the oscars? [bleep]. >> he said that the minimum wage is the concept for when somebody says i'm going to pay you this amount because anything less than that would be breaking the law. >> larry: right. >> i'm paying you as little as i can possibly pay you. >> larry: yeah. so $15. >> it was funnier when he said it. >> larry: he's a comedian. you ain't a comedian, mother [bleep]. you saying it, it is a sentence right? >> i think 15 is a lot. in new york. >> $30,000 a year. >> come on, man. >> no, huh-uh. >> you are going to make some of my drug dealer friends get a job at cvs. >> larry: $30,000, you can buy two corvettes. you condition buy two corvettes. >> all i know is that if new york is getting $15 minimum wage, somebody's getting a raise at the nightly show. >> larry: all right. well, i want to thank everybody for being part of thanks a lot. remember to keep drinking, smoking and see you next time. we'll be right back. if you live in the new y
>> chris rock has the great line about-- an african-american comedian, he hosted the oscar this year.o [bleep], oh okay. damn, they still got the oscars? [bleep]. >> he said that the minimum wage is the concept for when somebody says i'm going to pay you this amount because anything less than that would be breaking the law. >> larry: right. >> i'm paying you as little as i can possibly pay you. >> larry: yeah. so $15. >> it was funnier when he said it....
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he was joined by chris rock, maya rudolph. last night's special was titled "good night sweet prince." it was hosted by jimmy fallon and hosted prince's musical performances at "snl" over the last three decades. that tribute came after a private ceremony for the singer was held by close family and friends. >> a publicist confirming that prince's remains had been cremated. the body of the 57-year-old members of his staff yesterday went out to fans and they gave the fans this, these purple boxes full of memorabilia, including pictures, music, cds. just a really wonderful tribute. t-shirts. people have been leaving flowers, cards outside, balloons. lots of purple. obviously his staff respecting that. wanting to give the fans something to take away. that was a nice gesture. >> he really put that area on the map in the '90s. that was one of the top places if you were doing an album, you went to minneapolis, which might not be the most natural place to do it. but he insisted on it there. to go. >> exactly. erica has a look at the for
he was joined by chris rock, maya rudolph. last night's special was titled "good night sweet prince." it was hosted by jimmy fallon and hosted prince's musical performances at "snl" over the last three decades. that tribute came after a private ceremony for the singer was held by close family and friends. >> a publicist confirming that prince's remains had been cremated. the body of the 57-year-old members of his staff yesterday went out to fans and they gave the fans...
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he suggested that we send comedians like chris rock and amy schumer and sasha barren cohen to the middlebill cosby and see how that goes. >> oh, he had to go there. >> i was going to say. obviously no comedians are lining up. >> i never thought of sasha barren cohen with his "borat" that could be hilarious. just a thought. i'm betty nguyen. and this is "early today." tootho everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x whitening i actually really like the 2 steps. step 1, cleans step 2, whitens. every time i use this together, it felt like... ...leaving the dentist office. crest hd. 6x cleaning, 6x whitening i would switch to crest hd over what i was using before. . >>> good morning. i'm aaron gilchrist. >> and i'm eun yang. we're just hours away from early vote increase heing in maryland. we're breaking down the races and the rules you need to know. >>> and workers are pushing more pay, where workers are asking for $15 an hour. >>> and we could see more frost this morning. but is there a warm-up on the way
he suggested that we send comedians like chris rock and amy schumer and sasha barren cohen to the middlebill cosby and see how that goes. >> oh, he had to go there. >> i was going to say. obviously no comedians are lining up. >> i never thought of sasha barren cohen with his "borat" that could be hilarious. just a thought. i'm betty nguyen. and this is "early today." tootho everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it....
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said laughing at these people takes their power away and he suggested that we send comedians like chris rockbaron cohen to the middle east, which -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that goes. >> i'm alex witt, this is "early today." can a toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. it just kinda like...wiped everything clean. 6x cleaning my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x whitening i actually really like the 2 steps. step 1, cleans step 2, whitens. every time i use this together, it felt like... ...leaving the dentist office. crest hd. 6x cleaning, 6x whitening i would switch to crest hd over what i was using before. >>> the most-read story in the "washington post".com, in new zealand octopus slips out of aquarium tank, crawls across floor, escaped down a pipe into the ocean. according to researchers, he squeezed his football-sized body into a six-inch drain and headed toward the pacific. how did he know? >> i want to steal this -- he's armed and dangerous. >> last rubio delegates up for grabs on the convention's first
said laughing at these people takes their power away and he suggested that we send comedians like chris rockbaron cohen to the middle east, which -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that goes. >> i'm alex witt, this is "early today." can a toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. it just kinda like...wiped everything clean. 6x cleaning my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x whitening i actually really like...
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he said laughing at the people takes the power away and he suggested that we send comedians like chris rockn to the middle east, which -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see that works. >> whoa. he went there. okay. >>> so this is the end of your morning dish of "scrambled politics." we'll leave that one right there on the table. jonathan allen, in washington, he joins me now this morning. roll call columnist and best selling author. good morning to you. >> good morning, betty. thank you for not asking me to comment on that. >> i'm going to leave that alone. we'll move straightforward. and let me ask you this, could bernie sanders turn things around in the new york primary? massive crowds turned out, nearly 30,000 last night. >> well, those are amazing images there in -- i guess it's in greenwich village near nyu. 27,000 estimated to be in the park and around it. it's a ton of people, but that's not a ton of votes compared to the number of people who will vote in new york and there are people there who probably won't vote. look, bernie sanders has an opportunity. there's a debate tonight
he said laughing at the people takes the power away and he suggested that we send comedians like chris rockn to the middle east, which -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see that works. >> whoa. he went there. okay. >>> so this is the end of your morning dish of "scrambled politics." we'll leave that one right there on the table. jonathan allen, in washington, he joins me now this morning. roll call columnist and best selling author. good morning to you. >>...
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investigators say the 21 year old man was talking to a staffer for can't date chris rock on vernon road in cedarbrook about 3:30 yesterday afternoon. man approached the victim from behind, shot him twice in the head. gunman got away. short time later a 18 year old man was shot and killed in a drive-by shooting on temple road. police believe both shootings to be gang related. >> police tell "eyewitness news" they have identified a suspect in a weaken sexual assault in cobbs creek. they say the suspect new his victim through work. he forced the 29 year old victim into his karat 49th and lancaster early saturday morning. investigators say the suspect tied the victim sexually, assault dollars her, held her captive for 11 years. the woman freed herself and got away. police are searching for the suspect, but have not yet released his name. >>> well, still ahead this morning, surprising announcement of love. >> the 90 year old former pennsylvania senator planning to marry his boyfriend, we'll tell you about it, also this morning, new details in the grissly murders of eight family members in oh
investigators say the 21 year old man was talking to a staffer for can't date chris rock on vernon road in cedarbrook about 3:30 yesterday afternoon. man approached the victim from behind, shot him twice in the head. gunman got away. short time later a 18 year old man was shot and killed in a drive-by shooting on temple road. police believe both shootings to be gang related. >> police tell "eyewitness news" they have identified a suspect in a weaken sexual assault in cobbs...
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so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron co n cohen.damon was spotted in omaha, nebraska. it's been a pet project for him over ten years. damon weighed in on all the attention. >> look, i have a job because people go to the movies. so i'm always really grateful when i see anybody who goes to see the stuff that i'm in. so that allows me to kind of keep doing what i'm doing, and i love what i do. >> and harrison ford has auctioned off his autographed han solo jacket. it sold for $191,000. the money will go toward finding a cure for epilepsy. ford's daughter has been living with the disorder since childhood. this is "early today." padvil pm gives you the healingu at nsleep you need, it. helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. advil pm. for a healing night's sleep. >>> leading the news in "the washington post," fbi paid professional hackers one-time fee to crack san bernardino iphone. sources tell "the post" that the hackers brought a previously unknown iphone flaw to the bureau's attention and used it to
so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron co n cohen.damon was spotted in omaha, nebraska. it's been a pet project for him over ten years. damon weighed in on all the attention. >> look, i have a job because people go to the movies. so i'm always really grateful when i see anybody who goes to see the stuff that i'm in. so that allows me to kind of keep doing what i'm doing, and i love what i do. >> and harrison ford has auctioned off his...
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so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron cohen.all know that donald trump is a prolific tweeter. last night, he said he would tweet less if elected president. but what inquiring minds want know, does he compose his own tweets? >> it's a modern method of communication and when i have 16 or 17 million people when you add it up, it gives me a big advantage. >> do you write all your own tweets and when -- >> i would say yes. i would say yes other than if we release some information, i have some people, dan and other people that will do it. but -- >> do you actually sit there and type or do you say something and somebody else types -- >> during the day i'll shout it out to one of the lady, meredith, some of the people that work for me. i'll shout it out. but after 7:00 or so i'll do it by myself. >>> computers have transformed election analysis, but every now and go they go on the fritz. jimmy fallon had some fun with our colleague steve kornacki after the computer stopped working for him. >> this made me laugh. an analyst for msnbc tri
so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sacha baron cohen.all know that donald trump is a prolific tweeter. last night, he said he would tweet less if elected president. but what inquiring minds want know, does he compose his own tweets? >> it's a modern method of communication and when i have 16 or 17 million people when you add it up, it gives me a big advantage. >> do you write all your own tweets and when -- >> i would say yes. i would say...
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"my television show shall go to chris rock "because his five-minute guest spot had better ratings "than my first two seasons combined. "waffles, waffles, crispy, golden waffles... "will be stuffed and mounted... "like your mom. ha, ha, ha, after death burn." "hereby give my collection of celebrity semen samples "to ben and jerry's for a new series of flavors called tosh.0faces." i know a school teacher that would love that flavor. i do, i do. he was my favorite teacher. he was totally misunderstood. "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...something racist. "hashtag, high fashion. "i bequeath my scarf collection to norv turner so he can finally cover up that gross scrotum neck." you think norv was at home, going tonight, "oh, twitten by. i'm going to get a shot." "i give up on will writing. this shit is too hard. "i leave nothing to nobody. bury my shit with me. "if you want nice things, get your own. don't wait for me to die." i'm going to get that notarized this week. okay, shower me with your love. good night. comedy central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, thi
"my television show shall go to chris rock "because his five-minute guest spot had better ratings "than my first two seasons combined. "waffles, waffles, crispy, golden waffles... "will be stuffed and mounted... "like your mom. ha, ha, ha, after death burn." "hereby give my collection of celebrity semen samples "to ben and jerry's for a new series of flavors called tosh.0faces." i know a school teacher that would love that flavor. i do, i do. he...
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here's the difference, and that same speech on father's day barack obama quoted chris rock. he said black people always want to get congratulated for stuff they should be doing, i take care of your kids, negro you should be taken care of your kids he quotes that but not the other part where chris rock said -- he got that part down. so if you're going to talk about and have an inside with your people, jewish americas, italian-americans speak the way we can come but look at the people in public reprimand their people. can you imagine the first jewish president sent to the jews, we have to stop all this madness that's going on in the world and -- know. then he make people vulnerable to the already existing pre-existing condition of anti-semitism. but brock obama has played fast and loose with the truth of a black existence right reinforcing stereotypes. not only would he not go to barnard and stop bellyaching about gender oppression in the glass ceiling he set identify with you and he said i know it sounds like i'm pandering but i think the future is involved with women. can we
here's the difference, and that same speech on father's day barack obama quoted chris rock. he said black people always want to get congratulated for stuff they should be doing, i take care of your kids, negro you should be taken care of your kids he quotes that but not the other part where chris rock said -- he got that part down. so if you're going to talk about and have an inside with your people, jewish americas, italian-americans speak the way we can come but look at the people in public...
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he was joined by chris rock, maya rudolph. last night's special was titled "good night sweet prince." it featured prince's four appearances on the broadcast dating back to 1981. that tribute came after a private ceremony for the singer was held by close family and friends. >> a publicist confirming that prince's remains had been cremated. the body of the 57-year-old singer released to his family on friday. members of his staff yesterday handed out purple boxes with memorabilia inside to the devoted fans who have been building a memorial of balloons and cards outside prince's stake. the boxes included t-shirts, posters and music. >>> and "purple rain" pit hit the big screen this weekend. several theaters in new york new 4 caught up with a few fans who had come out to see it and told us why prince was such an inspiration in their lives. >> his music and his influence is a color in the tapestry of my life. and soundtrack to my life. >> he gave you the feeling of being creative and being your own person. and also creating your own
he was joined by chris rock, maya rudolph. last night's special was titled "good night sweet prince." it featured prince's four appearances on the broadcast dating back to 1981. that tribute came after a private ceremony for the singer was held by close family and friends. >> a publicist confirming that prince's remains had been cremated. the body of the 57-year-old singer released to his family on friday. members of his staff yesterday handed out purple boxes with memorabilia...
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i am suggesting the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sasha baron cohen. [laughter] thank you. >> that is not the first time ever experts talk about that. it is one of the things i know we are looking at. it also speaks to the importance of empowering women around the world and focusing on human rights for women and children and making sure we have the same focus on what is happening with particularly in countries where we are seeing violent extremism the most are countries where women have not historically been empowered. needkes that a critical for our foreign policy. thank you, mr. chairman. shaheen,ones: senator if i could add a little bit to that. generally, the practice we followed over many years has been one of reacting to bed things -- bad things. i would suggest in the years ahead that being proactive has a skill set onto self in terms of what you could do. first of all for example, on the security measure, you can't do everything everywhere. but let's suggest a failing state in africa the size of nigeria for example and what that would cause, or
i am suggesting the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock and sasha baron cohen. [laughter] thank you. >> that is not the first time ever experts talk about that. it is one of the things i know we are looking at. it also speaks to the importance of empowering women around the world and focusing on human rights for women and children and making sure we have the same focus on what is happening with particularly in countries where we are seeing violent extremism the most are countries...
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so i am chris rock and sacha baron cohen. >> send in the clowns.course it wouldn't be the first time we used that strategy. who can forget how we won world war ii. jackie mason showed them a thing or two. and milton burrell took down germany. >> what an awful, awful quote. >> that's what we do. we put it in terms of it all the time. >> i think you were killing me when is youtube going to get involved to fight terrorism? >> let's start with what's important. this guy pronounces his name wrong. as any lawyer can tell you when you do public service work and the guy's name is bow know. what did you bono have right and what does he have wrong? it is that satire can be an effective propaganda. he assumes we have a propaganda capability anymore which we have lost over a sustained period of time. but he is exactly right that we need it and we need to deploy it in the effective way. we will start from square one and maybe talk to mr. bono. >> the use of propaganda is legitimate, but maybe not amy schumer. what do you think, julie? >> she won't come on the s
so i am chris rock and sacha baron cohen. >> send in the clowns.course it wouldn't be the first time we used that strategy. who can forget how we won world war ii. jackie mason showed them a thing or two. and milton burrell took down germany. >> what an awful, awful quote. >> that's what we do. we put it in terms of it all the time. >> i think you were killing me when is youtube going to get involved to fight terrorism? >> let's start with what's important. this...
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amy schumer and chris rock. maybe he's on to something.ognizing the big game changers ahead and only on cbs this morning. we'll reveal the business leaders who have impacted announcer: this portion of "cbs this morning" sponsored by liberty mutual. >>> this morning's eye open eer at 8:00 is sponsored by -- r at 8:00 is sponsored by -- er at 8:00 is sponsored by -- >>> she's gone f >>> she's gone from oscar winning actress to entrepreneur. gwyneth paltrow will show us her next big career move. >>> what she cooked for her friends beyonce and jay z. if you have moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis like me, and you're talking to a rheumatologist about a biologic... this is humira. this is humira helping to relieve my pain and protect my joints from further damage. this is humira helping me reach for more. doctors have been prescribing humira for more than ten years. humira works for many adults. it targets and helps to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to ra symptoms. humira can lower your ability to fight infections,
amy schumer and chris rock. maybe he's on to something.ognizing the big game changers ahead and only on cbs this morning. we'll reveal the business leaders who have impacted announcer: this portion of "cbs this morning" sponsored by liberty mutual. >>> this morning's eye open eer at 8:00 is sponsored by -- r at 8:00 is sponsored by -- er at 8:00 is sponsored by -- >>> she's gone f >>> she's gone from oscar winning actress to entrepreneur. gwyneth paltrow...
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so i'm suggesting the sentence and then amy schumer and chris rock. kennedy: amy schumer responded with this tweak, police [bleep] our party is back. mike i'm going to start with you. how would laughter be officially used by the cia? >> oftentimes and interrogation facilities we would go when m. tryout some of our new material on the detainees. it was sidesplitting. it's just a saying and look here's what i think about bono. a fact first of all that the senate would invite him on out up to talk about anything other than his next set list is astonishing but i don't disagree with the idea that we should laugh and we should make fun of islamic extremism. as and as we start to do that i guarantee you we start telling jokes about jihadists we would have a summit at the white house to talk about sensitivity towards muslims. kennedy: that's absolute right but it's not a bad idea. i would like to see some of the self-important comics sent over to the middle east. >> i have someone i would like to send. andrew dice clay, sasha barrack on, actually sent him. ca
so i'm suggesting the sentence and then amy schumer and chris rock. kennedy: amy schumer responded with this tweak, police [bleep] our party is back. mike i'm going to start with you. how would laughter be officially used by the cia? >> oftentimes and interrogation facilities we would go when m. tryout some of our new material on the detainees. it was sidesplitting. it's just a saying and look here's what i think about bono. a fact first of all that the senate would invite him on out up...
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chris rock tweeted say it isn't so. demi lovato tweeted and katy perry. much more prince news in our 5:00 hour. >>> movies. matt damon bringing back jason. the trailer came out today. scheduled to hit theaters on july 29th. >>> mazey williams from the game thrones pretended to give away free game of thrones swag get suspicious. >> are you wanting this one? this is you. you think i'm this. >> yes. >> this is a little boy. >> this is a little boy. >> she fooled no one. not in person. they were all like come on, it is really you. season 6 debuts april 24th, i have a spoiler, i can tell you exactly what happened to john snow. do you want to know? >> stop right there. >>> check out the trend online, and send us your trend ideas using the hashtag the trend. >> come over here. >>> still to come on eyewitness news first at 4:00. we are going to meet the woman who set off a 6-way kidney transplant chain that helped save several lives. >>> and here's a quick check on crossings lincoln 30 minutes inbound, holland tunnel [ grinding metal ] whoa, that doesn't look goo
chris rock tweeted say it isn't so. demi lovato tweeted and katy perry. much more prince news in our 5:00 hour. >>> movies. matt damon bringing back jason. the trailer came out today. scheduled to hit theaters on july 29th. >>> mazey williams from the game thrones pretended to give away free game of thrones swag get suspicious. >> are you wanting this one? this is you. you think i'm this. >> yes. >> this is a little boy. >> this is a little boy....
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. >> chris rock and prince who died this morning at his paisley park compound in the twin cities.ivals and controversy to what he lived for, creating music. award winning producer and performer, jimmy jam. so good to have you on. sorry it is under these circumstances, i'm sorry for loss of your friend. you and prince had a friendship spanning decades. is it true you met in junior high? >> t that's right, junior high school in minneapolis. we took a piano class together, if you can believe that. we both knew how to already play, but it was a good excuse to get out of school an hour. we would go to the high school and the teacher would give us mary had a little lamb, tell us to learn it. as soon as she walked out, we would start jamming, as soon as she came back in, we pretended we didn't know how to play. >> what did a seventh grade prince like, what did he look like, what was he like? >> he was amazing. i fancy myself as a pretty good keyboard player at that point in time, and prince could play rings around me, i mean, he was so good. not only was he a great keyboard player, but a
. >> chris rock and prince who died this morning at his paisley park compound in the twin cities.ivals and controversy to what he lived for, creating music. award winning producer and performer, jimmy jam. so good to have you on. sorry it is under these circumstances, i'm sorry for loss of your friend. you and prince had a friendship spanning decades. is it true you met in junior high? >> t that's right, junior high school in minneapolis. we took a piano class together, if you can...
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chris rock went here. he dropped out. probably not a good example. bernie sanders backyard. lot of the voters have a familiarity with her. that will make a difference. >> i'm voting for hillary. he's probably the most qualified. what we're so bad about is a piece of prosperity. if she can match that, i'm fine with that. >> the other thing that's happening here, very interestingly, israel is playing a role in this. this is the nineth congressional district. a will the of people watched that debate. they heard that back and forth between hillary clinton and bernie sanders. that i can like her stance on israel here. that's a determining factor. >> that's fascinating. you have bernie sanders. he's so far the most successful jewish presidential candidate in history, in american history. his home congressional district and he may end up being tripped up on that issue. very interesting. thanks for that. coming up, if the democratic race turns nastier and nastier, what's the risk to the party come november? is there one? i'll ask new york congresswoman, next. ♪ you're not gonna watc
chris rock went here. he dropped out. probably not a good example. bernie sanders backyard. lot of the voters have a familiarity with her. that will make a difference. >> i'm voting for hillary. he's probably the most qualified. what we're so bad about is a piece of prosperity. if she can match that, i'm fine with that. >> the other thing that's happening here, very interestingly, israel is playing a role in this. this is the nineth congressional district. a will the of people...
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he suggested we send comedians like chris rock, amy schumer, and sacha baron cohen to the middle eastwhich -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that works. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: back to the really important stuff. the superheroes. there are so many comic book movies now. i want to get a sense of how many people know the characters. we went on the street and asked people, we said, name as many avengers as you can. then we asked them, name as many presidents as you can. so which do you think -- well, let's find out. >> name as many avengers as you can. >> as many avengers? captain america. hawkeye. the hulk. iron man. black widow. >> name as many u.s. presidents as you can. >> oh. um -- let's see. obama, george washington -- hm. wow. >> name as many avengers as you can. >> oh, captain america, thor, hulk -- black widow -- hawkeye, scarlet witch, quicksilver -- um, iron man -- uh -- i think that's it. is that it? okay. >> name as many u.s. presidents as you can. >> grover washington -- [ buzzer ] >> avengers? like chief of police beck? let's see. batman.
he suggested we send comedians like chris rock, amy schumer, and sacha baron cohen to the middle eastwhich -- maybe we start with bill cosby and see how that works. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: back to the really important stuff. the superheroes. there are so many comic book movies now. i want to get a sense of how many people know the characters. we went on the street and asked people, we said, name as many avengers as you can. then we asked them, name as many...
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so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock, and sacha cohen. >> now, couldlistening, however, one subject was actually the subject of a documentary on successful integration in sweden, which begs the question, who would ever watch a documentary on successful integration in succe sweden? it doesn't exist, i actually think bono is onto something, what do you think? >> i actually don't think he is onto something -- well played. i mean, isis would laugh at us, all they would do is confirm the absolute decadence of amy schumer, who has funny movies and i enjoy them. i don't want to get morbid, but the last woman who went there was a sex slave, that is how they view women. listen, he figured out as we talked about before that free markets are better than giving away aid. >> i have a theory, steven, i think bono, it was a sly critique on the choices celebrities make to protest. he was saying you guys protest fracking and you protest the environment, race, sexism, this is actually something you should look at. do you think he was maybe doing that or no? >> i have no
so i'm suggesting that the senate send in amy schumer and chris rock, and sacha cohen. >> now, couldlistening, however, one subject was actually the subject of a documentary on successful integration in sweden, which begs the question, who would ever watch a documentary on successful integration in succe sweden? it doesn't exist, i actually think bono is onto something, what do you think? >> i actually don't think he is onto something -- well played. i mean, isis would laugh at us,...