sarah green. girl softball players. think we all know what that means, right? how you doin'? ray bullock. hey, morris no, no. no introduction necessary. morris "the blade" buttermaker. carvin' up batters, one by one. huh? sound familiar? i used to watch you over at regis field in high school. you were...amazing. man, i was just a kid, but...you owned it. it's great you're doin' this, morris, really. i mean, a pro, finally, somebody who gets it, you know? i gotta tell you, a lot of these dads, they don't... they don't understand the dedication that it takes to run a serious program. no offense, but that, uh... "ms." whitewood friend of yours, she's-- she's not helping things, you know? i mean, yeah, i get it. we were a little selective, kept some of the lesser players out. but...stoppin' the season till we complied? come on. this is a serious program. not because i want it that way, either. it's for the kids, you know? ah, listen to me goin' on and on. you know what it takes. anyway, i think we're gonna have a lot of fun. learn a lot from each other, you know? huh? you know... i never thought i'd hear