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oooooh.♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ wooh ooh ♪ sing sing, baby baby i love you.director of nbc news. he moderates "meet the press" sundays on nbc and hosts "meet the press daily" weekdays on msnbc. please welcome to the show chuck todd. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: very exciting times to be in your life. >> it is. i'm always paranoid of the weird old man calf. >> seth: oh, great. >> i'm always paranoid of that. you know, when you don't know that. >> seth: exactly, because the kids who are watching at this time of night, they don't want to see an old man's calf. >> they really don't want to see that. >> seth: they really don't want to see it. >> is that a horrible thing? >> seth: that's a real tune out in the nielsen ratings. >> by the way, thanks for the popsicle schtick as the lead in. not cecily. >> seth: yeah. we definitely wanted to go from popsicle schtick, and then right into talking about the news. >> there we go. great. that's where i stand, here. >> seth: so wisconsin, we don't know. obviously we're taping this before tonight. prediction is, ted cr

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