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you know, you can do everything. d then you also, you know, sometimes, i'm checking out, "what is my friends doing on facebook or on twitter or on instagram and also on weibo," the chinese version. >> but that is really your way, another way you have, of wanting to reach and share. >> yeah. i mean, for me i like to reach as many people through music as possible. because i believe that we all love music. oh, actually, musicians are no - are ordinary h - human beings. we are not like weird nerds, you know? it's like "hmm, i'm old. and this is my music making. i don't want to talk to you. (laugh) you look weird to me," you know? you know, i - you know, that - >> get your big, white wig and - >> yeah. i mean - i mean, the wig is cool, you know? but - but - (laughter) i actually - i had one for fun with my mom, you know? i did that. but anyway - but. >> a mozart wig or. >> yeah, a mozart wig, yeah. i took a picture. i - i was p - playing - (piano) kind of - kind of feeling, you know, kind of - that - that period of time, y

maybe you-- would you-- would you-- do you feel comfortable singing? ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) i feel like-- i do feel like, you know, if you want to see me sing, you should go and see the film. ( audience reacts ) >> stephen: okay. we'll see. okay. hold on. okay, you know what i know? i grew up with hank williams. >> you did? >> stephen: how about "i saw the light." jon, can you? i wandered-- i wandered so aimless life full of sin ( cheers and applause ) i wouldn't let my dear savior in ( in harmony ) then jesus came like a stranger in the night praise the lord i saw the light i saw the light no more darkness no more night now i'm so happy no sorrow in sight praise the lord i saw the light >> stephen: everybody! i saw the light i saw the light no more darkness no more night now i'm so happy no sorrow in sight praise the lord i saw the light praise the lord i saw... the light ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: "i saw the light" is in theaters now. tom hiddleston everybody! we'll be right back. ( band playing ) a bull rider is bold

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this is what you do do this is what you do do this is what you do do i said this is what you do do [ cheers and applause ] oh. this is what you do do. i love that jam, man. yeah. oh, get this here. i saw that several alumni of "the apprentice" held a press conference today to say that donald trump should not be president. while on the other hand gary busey went to the park to register squirrels to vote. [ laughter ] "president trump will save your acorns." [ applause ] meanwhile, ted cruz and his wife appeared in a town hall on cnn recently. and ted cruz's wife said that after they got back from their of campbell's chunky soup. but to be fair, i feel like anyone who has watched this election is probably stocking up on canned goods. [ laughter and applause ] bring them down to the bunker! that makes 50, 75. and cruz's daughters were also at the town hall. they said that if they end up in the white house, they want to have taylor swift over for dinner. [ light laughter ] then ted cruz said, "i hope she likes chunky soup." [ laughter and applause ] "because i have 200 cans in the living

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what it's supposed to do can lead to some problems. host: if you endorsed in this republican primary? guest: no. host: do you plan to? guest: no. not at the moment. host: let's go to carlos in florida. carlos, good morning. caller: good morning, mr. steele. it's a pleasure talking to you. i've been a republican for about 22 years. hispanic. and i was just -- my concern that i'm sitting right -- seeing right now is the new guy lives in a box and joe and scarborough and they're supposed to be republicans and one of the things that i'm concerned about is that i see this situation where fox news should change its name to "trump news." because all you see is trump news. it's ridiculous. it's not even fair. trump talking about being unfair, he gets 80% of the news cycles. let me make two points and then i will hang up that i will listen to you. i'm not anti-trump. i'm pro-ted cruz. like o'reilly and all of these , you know,ing that they are anti-and antiestablishment. and ihe establishment have been a republican for 20 years. i'm a conservative. i want c

you can do something else. >> that's right, yeah. you always find something else to do. that is another thing about getting all these different skills. if i wash out in every possible way, i can go right for somebody's sitcom, you know. quietly i could just write. >> rose: let's look at the other side. are you doing everything and are you doing all of them well. what is it building to? >> in the end-- . >> rose: what journey is it? >> it's one show at a time and one-story at a time. so i'm not trying to be some like guy who can do all of these things. i really wanted to tell this story about horace and pete and his family, and this is how to do it, so let's learn how to do it. >> rose: this is learning on the job. >> that's right. so what is building towards and whatever story i come up with that i want to tell, that's all. >> rose: directing this different from directing louis? >> so different, yeah. cuz it was indoors in a studio, all day. >> rose: that is what directing is. >> that's right. louis was single camera which means that you shoot little pieces. >> right. >>

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that for my karaoke song. >> do you know it or do you need word. >> i'll need some help. >> maybe i o that. >> tell me why. >> okay. >> how often do couples put their career over their relationships. >> a lot. >> why are you looking at me. >> lauren, have you. >> a lot, yeah. >> we move around with this job. >> sure. >> mike, have you. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> it happens. >> it stinks like garlic in here. we have a table full of garlic behind us and it stinks. it is good though. >> tell me about this actor. idris elba, he got married. >> his ex-wife is saying he chose his career over their marriage. he has been married twice. but his second wife sonya. he was married to her in 2006 for just a few weeks. the recent interview that people magazine. >> people magazine, probably. >> people kept telling idris elba that marriage ruined his career and also his sex symbol image. >> yes. >> that is part of the reason why. but his first marriage was to the make up artist from 1993 through 2003. he also recently split from the mother of his two-year old son. >> he just can't be in a relationship. >

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you start with pluming? doout body parts right when they're seven and eight? >> seven and eight, with my daughter it was funny because i started realizing as far as dating was happening, i feel well what do you know about dating? well, what i know is that you, you know, usually boy and girl walking down the hallway, and he happens to run into her, she drops her books, she gave me whole movie feel of what dating is. and i said, well, first of all, what is the guy attracted her about her? she is likes oh, well because she is pretty, i said well what makes a girl pretty. so i kind of lead into the body. >> i tell you what do because we're out of time, where can people read the full article? questions and answer also remark job go to philly -- philly voice. com. just search conversations with kids. you can find it there. then also follow at the philly voice hashtag con vaux with kids. we want to know what are you talking about with your kids? what do you think through this column. >> good conversation. >> yes. >> g

here's the way you do it. you get an accountant who says i want you to give a budget that represents 95% of what you had last year and give that to me. >> how soon could you make this country energy independent? >> oh, i think that's around the corner. in new york, they have to learn to get their resources out of the ground. we're doing it in ohio. >> okay. a lot of people, especially here in upstate new york -- >> let me go back to the first question. once you have a plan that begins to freeze federal regs, you drive the corporate tax cuts and you have the path to a balanced budget. if small business people were certain of that, they would start working. you get the economic activity a lot faster. >> are new york's restrictive gun laws unconstitutional in your opinion? >> no. i believe in the second amendment. when you violate it, that's wrong. you don't do that. i'm a second amendment guy. >> you're pro-life. >> yep. >> you're pro-religious freedom. >> yeah, but it depends what that means. >> who are your two

you catch everybody. i'm not going to douch. and you're going back to rio. you're going to the olympics. >> we go in 100 days. we'll host the opening ceremony. rio's got a lot obviously going on there right now. >> jimmy: do you have fun at the olympics? because every time i've been there you have to get up at like 2:00 in the morning. you wake up. >> well, no, but so rio's closer to the time. i think it's only an hour or two ahead of us. so, it's good. it's like normal time. we literally pass each other in the commissary or something like that in the middle of the day. but the olympics are so inspiring, that it doesn't matter how hard they are, when you have a chance to interview athletes who have just either accomplished the greatest thing in their lives or have maybe just fallen a little bit short, it's an incredible opportunity. it's a great honor. really is. >> jimmy: well, you're the best for doing this. i thank you for coming on the show. [ cheers and applause ] knock it out of the park in rio. matt lauer. watch him o

not-- why do you bother talking? everyone makes me sing everything. >> trevor: why do you bother-- i feel like you have achieved a higher level of communication. and you waste time with us mere more tales speaking. >> thank you, thank you, thank you forever. >> trevor. >> thank you, thank you. >> trevor: that's how it is supposed to be. wow. wow. okay. let's talk about confirmation. again, a powerful story, a black woman, this seems like are you going for this. >> yes t is very powerful, women, of telling of that story, to play angela, i thought she had a bit of spiceiness in her as well. but just to be able to be her voice because she never got her say or chance to tell her side of the story. of her experiences with clarence thomas and so that is why i portrayed it. >> trevor: it is a powerful story. i love the fact that you are not just doing what are you doing but you are doing more to give back to others. tell us a bit about your foundation. >> my sister and i started the july-- julian king foundation in honor of

now, where are you from? where do you live? >> jimmy: where do you live? >> los angeles. >> jimmy: los angeles. that's where we live. >> right. right. that's very interesting. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> are you getting nervous now that this could be something you don't want to talk about? >> yes. did we meet in a bar? >> no, we didn't meet in a bar. >> thank goodness. >> jimmy: but in a way you're on the right track in a bit of a way. do you know who this is? >> did you get arrested because of me? >> yes, i did. [ laughter ] >> i am so sorry about that. >> jimmy: this is vena. tell us what happened, why you got arrested because of johnny. >> well, we dressed him up in a county jail outfit and sent him into a hardware store with handcuffs on, and the police came, and it was a big, big mess. >> jimmy: and everyone else fled, isn't that correct? >> yeah. spike joans jones was the first one to flee, and i was handcuffed with guns to my head, and so she -- you know, she was sand d standing there, so they thought they should arrest her. >> jimmy: she got arrested and

you trust anybody, do priebus to play it fair? >> do i trust anybody? let's put it that way. >> do you trust mitt romney not trying to go in there and grab it back? >> i don't trust mitt romney. mitt romney was disgraced. he should have won that election. >> he's trying to get it i hear. >> he's knotted not going to get it. he should have won that election. mitt romney let us down. that's an election that should have been won. he choked. he went away. he choked. just like a dog. he choked. >> you're good at this. >> no, i'm not good at it, i'm just telling you the facts. >> were you the guy who gave people nicknames in high school? >> no, but i give nicknames right now. >> big ears. little hands. that was you, i'm sorry. we'll be right back with more of donald trump in just a minute. when you think about success, what does it look like? is it becoming a better professor by being a more adventurous studen is it one day giving your daughter the opportunity she deserves? is it finally witnessing all the artis

>> guillermo: how you doing? out here with no shirt. >> that is the luis guzman of talk shows. >> guillermo? >> jimmy: he said you're the luis guzman of talk shows. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> jimmy: he's very drunk. he'd like to be in the avengers if there's a spot. >> no, no. >> jimmy: not at all? >> no. >> i had 12 inappropriate jokes. >> exactly. no. >> jimmy: do children go crazy when they see you guys, knowing -- do they recognize you instantly and know that you're heroes? >> i think kids have a keen awareness. full beard, sunglasses, hat, kids will still clock you. it's nice though. that's what these movies are for, in my opinion. there's purity when a kid recognizes you and gets excited. >> jimmy: paul, you have two kids, are they excited? >> yeah, they are. it's kind of the first thing i've ever done that they know about. [ laughter ] >> that they can see and their friends know about. who's 6 in her kindergarten class for like the parents. the parents come in, they talk to the kids about what th

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charlie: do you think he is looking for a reason to not do this? >> you used to be more encouraging about it. >> i used to be convinced. charlie: convinced about? >> having kids. theink we are like in that drive that we both have makes it difficult to have a family and to have -- i don't know -- i just think -- i don't know. i would want to make a big change. i don't know. we will see. i don't know. charlie: he wants you to have another affair. >> i absolutely believe that the phone can ring and your life can change. this is a fact. it is not a fantasy. a man on ais there boat off of the coast of france who whisk you away? she says, a boat? a yacht! i want to build a boat for my own and take care of myself. i do not want to wait around. charlie: he likes nice things. >> great taste. it is what a person lies. you could say it looks great. >> my mom was always encouraging about expenditures. somethingsay, it is we would have forever. it was her way of encouraging something. did you counsel with to what you would make publinc? c? >> i came out to frien

i cannot imagine you doing that. or -- >> well, i hope nobody ever drops a bomb on a house -- >> jimmy: but of course when you're fighting terrorism that happens. >> it does. and obviously, if i were elected president of the united states i would use the military forces of our country in an effective and appropriate way. and that's what a president does. so if the question is -- you know, i think as somebody who voted against the war in iraq i think we have to be careful about how we use military force because sometimes we don't see the unintended consequence. you know, saddam hussein was a terrible dictator but i kind of had the feeling, get rid of him you create a political vacuum, bad things happen. but there are times when you do have to use force, and i certainly would be prepared to do that. >> jimmy: guillermo, you wanted to clap? guillermo was about to clap. there you go. you had three contests tonight -- arizona, idaho, and utah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel like -- we don't know what the re at this time.

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brian lamb: where do you want to do you know an yeah? t? >> i don't know. brian lamb: someone else. ty andher is active we are stationed in south korea. brian lamb: who do you want to talk about? >> i want to talk about the people we met from nasa. it was interesting to me with the administrators and others from the goddard center. although some of us may not be interested in pursuing stem careers it was inspiring to hear how passionate people were about science and expanding the frontiers of what we know, especially mr. bolin who gave us a lot of insight into looking into where our tax money is going and asking the rude questions that we need to ask, and hearing how personable he was, seeing how he attracted his audience so compellingly, that was really amazing, just to feel that passion from people from nasa was a big take away from this week. brian lamb: are you interested in going to mars? >> actually, after seeing movies " so "martian" and you're to gravity" i think a lot of people are interested. that would be amazing. brian lamb: i want to switch and find out when you have bee

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>> sure. >> oh, thank you. >> what do you think about the town, do you like it?a pretty decent town. >> would you say this is a warm and welcoming town? >> yes. we'd welcome you just like we welcome anybody else. but the way that this world's coming to, the only hope is in jesus. >> i really appreciate your passion, and i appreciate you putting your arm around me right now. i'm going to put my arm around you because i appreciate you. >> i was having a lack of black in my life. i appreciate it. having a blackout. you know what i mean? how do you feel living in this town? does it bother you? is there any problems? >> no. >> not at all? >> it doesn't bother me. >> no racism? it's all friendly? >> yes. >> that's great to hear. yes. >> let me ask you a question. i have heard about this gentleman in town, thomas robb. he talks as if he's speaking for harrison. >> he's not. i'd say if you took a survey 99% of the people that live here wish he would shut up. >> okay. thomas robb, have you heard that name before, first of all? >> yes. >> you kind of look like i said lord

what do you do? do you try the food? >> yeah, because i'm greedy. ernie: do you have any favorite kind of food? >> no. ernie: you keep going back to the same place? >> no. ernie: you just line them up. try them all. >> once in a while. i see what it looks like, if it's fresh, frozen. ernie: you examine it a little. >> exactly. ernie: are you good at that? >> yes. i've been in the food business. ernie: you make good choices. >> i do. hopefully. hopefully we all do. good to see you. thank you. ernie: now i'm hungry. it's that time. thank you very much for joining us. for all of us in studio 5, i'm ernie anastos and our control room staff, thanks for being a part of the broadcast every night. we'll have a wonderful day again tomorrow. you don't like the free food. russ: you'll do anything for a freebie. ernie: i do like a little snack every once in a while. i'm a grazer. how about you, nick? nick: a little snack here and there. it depends where. ernie: a lot of people said put more fun in your day with ice-cream-flavored coffees at dunkin' donuts. go fo

just one being like how do you vote. i do not know how. i don't know if you can just this counts, you know. i don't know if i go to a a building, like a bank? i hope it is a bank, i hope it is like you ride in one of those tube things that shoot up. [ light laughter ] that seems like a fun way to vote, it just shoots up, and they know exactly who i am voting for behind me, and so that's one. you vote? i don't know if it's already happened, going to happen. i remember turning 18, i was like i can vote today. they were like it is not today. that was the last i thought about it. [ laughter ] thank you guys so much! i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on now, everybody. nate bargatze! [ cheers and applause ] for more, tour dates go to natebargatze.com. we will be right back, everybody! look at health care through our eyes and you'll see healthcare differently too. across 21 hospitals and research facilities, we're 61,000 people looking to our standard the standard of health care. north shore-lij is now northwell health. [ ch

you? >> yes. >> how do you disable it? >> my phone is lock, i need to figure it out, how do you do it so it doesn't pop up on the screen. >> way to do it now, i noticed this recently, even if someone is like having your phone and looking at it, you know, the iphones, drop down, you can make it where it doesn't happen. all it does is vibrate won't even send notification out. that's the players mode. >> expert for that one. that happens -- >> certainly settings. >> i thought it was more complicated. >> i can tell you. you're engaged. >> i can relate, too. he talks trash about exgirlfriends. i feel like so many times we hear guys and they are talking about their ex, you know the line they use use, mike? oh, she is crazy. oh, she is crazy. can i not stand when guys say. that will you want to know why? >> you will be called crazy? >> new york i haven't. whenever a guy says oh, my ex she is crazy, big ma'am, a the thing is what did you do to make her crazy? i'm sure you played a part in that. don't just put that all on her. that'

yeah, you do. what does she call you? >> what do you call me?idn't want to jump in on that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's very, very cute. in case she wants to talk, i'll live you that microphone that way we can hear her. did you know your old man is getting a big award? do you know what ascap is? you do. what is it? oh, you don't know what it is, do you? this award, i'm going to run some of the names. these are some artists that children of your granddaughter's danger would be impressed by. paul mccartney. no. stevie wonder. bob dylan. she doesn't know any of these people. [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you excited about this award? >> um, yeah, sure. >> jimmy: bob dylan is a friend of yours. is that correct? >> bob and i are friendly, sure. and i've done a lot of shows with him, and, you know, we know each other. >> jimmy: you've worked together many times. you directed a music video for him, right? >> yeah. he called me up, i don't know, 19 91, 91 and he says you know, your videos don't make you look stupid. can you make one with me that doesn't m

but you can't do that with a fatal illness. you invariably become the victim. >> it's such a beautiful portrayal of her life. i heard so many things when you heard spielberg saying all he wanted was for nora ephron to make him laugh. it was so funny how she was on a pedestal even for people as we see as the greats in our industry. >> yes. >> and you said she was ahead of her time in lots of ways because she would write snarkly about certain people and then be in cocktail parties with them. >> how did she do that? >> i think one of the most surprising things about that is that she whacked as many people as she did and got away with it. i don't think you could get away with that now. i think now you either play nice orin don't play. >> a much more interesting time. >> it was a beautiful documentary. you should do this week, just watch it, "everything is copy" nora ephron scripted and unscripted. right now it's on hbo go and hbo now and it's worth seeing. jacob thank you. >> thank you. >>> from operainger to pop star, you're in for

what do you think? they want to do it before the olympics because they think they need the 40 names. go with monosyllabic. it is the code anyway. >> ignore everybody else. >> it is the bernie approach. >> there is precedent for this. i think the official name is the french republic. france is a nickname and we all notice -- am i right about that? you are european you know everything. >> canada is closely tied to the red republic. >> you are from nova scotia. it is way out in the fog and flannel. >> it is scottish. >> i knew scotland in old english. was that what you were looking for? >> i want to know -- i have been wondering since i was a kid is what happens with nova scotia. >> it is right there. people think it is far away, but it is not. is it fits nice ond one of a beer bottle. it also inspires me to remaim the whole usa as creek creek-a-privilege. >> check yourself before you wreck yourself. what would you name the new york region? >> new york. i'm sorry. i wasn't prepared for that one. >> coming u

you get tired of that question? why do woman -- >> quite honestly before i started this process, i didn't even know women could talk. so this has been-- turns out they can. >> stephen: wow, that's amazing. congratulations. >> you know, i watch your show from time to time. >> stephen: do you, really? >> yes, i do. i do watch your show from time to time. >> stephen: sometimes, and i have womanly hips, so i'm halfway there. >> yes. i do notice that you do reference your own man parts with a pretty astonishing frequency. >> stephen: occasionally. >> no, i think more than -- >> stephen: i used to but not so much anymore. not on cbs. >> i think more than average. i brought a clip with me if you want to roll it, actually. >> stephen: any child picked last at kick ball gets to kick the picker in the balls. there's no server someplace that has pictures of, let's say, not my junk? it's not the size, it's how you display it. we've reached a happy ending of america's long and frustrating caucus tease. any middle-aged man driving a spo

do you like pickles? >> [indiscernible] [laughter] >> [indiscernible] kasich: you know, i may have matzah. the reporter said i was 29 points down. what do you do to close the gap? i said put in steph curry. that was really good. >> salad, chicken soup. governor kasich: i ate a pickle. i'm going to have one more. p>> [indiscernible] uh?good, h governor kasich: i'm going to fly home and had dinner with one of my daughters. she is 16. do you have daughters? how many? >> five. kasich: on that basis, i assume you have two kids. give this man some publicity. talk about your restaurant. when did you start? -- >> my father started the business about 45 years ago. governor kasich: where are you from? >> originally from russia. governor kasich: we are going to get ukinians to defend themselves. where are you from in ukraine? when did you leave? >> he left in 1973. governor kasich: thank you. >> in 1983 -- i joined him about 20 years ago. governor kasich: i am going to have another pickle. [indiscernible] what is yo

let's take a look. >> are you listening blind girl? do you hear them talking? ad. [ grunting ] stand and fight blind girl. >> i can't see. >> that's your problem, not mine. >> seth: please welcome to the show, maise williams. [ applause ] ♪ >> seth: thank you for being here. you look lovely. >> thank you. thank you so much for having me. >> seth: i am so excited that this show is coming back. it's been quite an off season in that last year left off on such a cliffhanger. >> yes. >> seth: have people been coming up to you constantly in the time in between asking you about jon snow? >> people ask me all the time and i'm just left wondering, what about arya? right? >> seth: yeah. >> and i'm like, no one wants to hear about jon snow. there's loads of other really exciting storylines that are going on, on the show. >> seth: yeah! >> so, why not? >> seth: i hope somewhere kit harington's walking around having somebody saying to him, is arya blind or what's going on? >> yeah, i hope so, too. >> seth: because you did have a big cliffhanger. we don't know where your eyes

why would you do this, hillary?! this should be so easy. st don't say the things that will lose you the votes! you know you're not a good joke teller, and you're in the midst of a controversy involving a comment about black people and, still, you choose to make that joke? that's like if the governor of michigan was going around flint telling water jokes -- i'll have a mountain dew, i'm trying to stay healthy, ha ha ha ha ha! no! in hillary's defense, whoever put that video together didn't do her a favor. you have to cut away to the black people in the crowd to show they aren't offended like this. >> sorry, hillary. i was running on cp time. >> i don't -- i don't like jokes like that, bill. >> cautious politician time. (laughter) (applause) >> trevor: oh, damn! that's how you do it. when you're saying things that make black people laugh, it's impossible to look bad. that's how it works. now, i can see how people would be saying, hey, trevor, hillary clinton's up there with a black actor who's obviously signed off on the joke and she's there w

how are you doing? >> jimmy: doing well, thank you. you okay? >> yeah, i just -- yeah. >> jimmy: all right, i'm sorry we had to put you in the laundry room. we just kind of ran out of space. >> not a problem, jimmy, happy to do my part. >> jimmy: are you comfortable? i see you've got cleaning fluids there. do you have drinks, snacks? >> um -- no. i don't. >> jimmy: you don't, okay. we'll get you some of those things in there, okay? >> all right. hey, hey, hey, whoa. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. we sometimes let the neighbors use our washer and dryer. it's part of our community outreach program. >> that's great, good, yeah. there's no problem. i remember my laundromat days. >> jimmy: all right. so there you go. all right, thank you very much. peter, we'll see you a little bit later. i don't know who this man is. >> for the love of god! >> jimmy: thank you, peter. what a great sport. a lot of guests would go home. are any of you currently on a group text? it's like the worst thing about being alive after the year 2000. being on a group text is