let's go to the beginning when you did my bologna on my sharona, what was the eureka moment for that? lot of songs done on the subject of lunch meat. so i wanted to fill that void. it's a vacuum. >> stephen: you're a cultural anthropologist on a certain level. >> yeah. >> stephen: you should get more respect for the research you put in everything. the song you're about to do, i understand this is also from the album "mandatory fun," and you will be doing it on the "mandatory fun" world tour, is "word crimes"? >> yes (cheers and applause) >> stephen: which is based on the song "blurred lines." >> yes. >> stephen: and are there any naked women in the video for "word crimes"? >> no, you have to green screen your own naked women over the video. >> stephen: or just get naked before you listen to it? >> that will work, too. >> stephen: he's going to come back in a moment and do the song for us. off moment to go get naked. weird al, everybody! introducing the completely redesigned mercedes-benz c-coupe, with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. it doesn't just raise the bar... ...it comp

this is bologna.is some whistle blower saying we stepped on conservative content and propped up liberal content and now this guy who is in charge of content is a clinton donor. >> tom stocky. >> it doesn't look very good. >> he looks like he is 16 years old. put his picture up there again. when i saw this guy i thought they were remaking leave it to beaver and he was going to play wally. these guys, they are in their 20's. they are young people. nobody is looking at them. there is no editor there. they can throw up what they want to throw up. >> they can. it's a private company. do whatever they want. conservatives have to understand that facebook is not treating conservatives fairly. >> i don't think yahoo is and i don't know about google. i don't go there very much. but i think that whole internet is stacked against any kind of traditional conservative thought. last word? >> i just think facebook needs to make sure that the american people, they're consumers. liberals, conservatives, independents, u

one of the courageous fbi agent who thought that agreement was full of bologna, decided would he ask her on his own in the presence of everybody else, did you talk to mrs. clinton about the e-mail set-up. what cheryl mills and her lawyer heard that, they got up and left for a couple of minutes. they didn't throw anything or storm out. just said excuse us, we'll be back in a few minutes. when they came back, the fbi agent agreed he wouldn't ask what was outside the agreement. but yet we all learn bed it the next day. how did we learn about it? neil, don't burn the fbi if you expect a secret to be kept. >> where is this going? i know you've been following every nook and crevice and turn. where do you think this is going? >> the bad news for mrs. clinton keeps cascading upon her. i think the public record, the evidence in the public record, neil, is not only enough to indict her for espionage but to convict her for espionage. there is no question that fbi has built a very strong case against her and that's just from the public record. they presumably have more that they know about this

television yesterday opining that the real primary will be comey and the fbi and all -- that's a bun of bolognaespect the charles. there's not going to be an indictment. focus on real issues. and this e-mail scandal has succeeded, like benghazi -- which was similarly debunked -- in bringing her down from 60% approval to now barely 40% approval. so it has succeeded in its real intent which was to undermine secretary clinton's popularity. kennedy: so far you and dagen have been a match made in heaven on the couch today. [laughter] dagen, the problem -- dagen: trying to let him finish! kennedy: and the inspector general's report said the problem wasn't with the e-mail or the use of the private e-mail, it was the fact that she was told to use departmental e-mail and the fact she never met with the inspector general and the fact that she used personal devices that she was specifically and strictly told not to use. dagen: right. they suggested that she get her two phones, one personal and one for work, and the answer was, no. [laughter] but she is going to be interviewed by the fbi. that will happen

this is bologna to be honest with you. there's an individual that went, joined isis. when he applied to join the organization on the form he asked to help isis bring down planes. this cannot be -- this is a person who went to join isis with terrorist intentions on his mind. >> did you do any fighting? >> no. >> when did you decide you were going to leave? >> one morning everyone was busy and they left me alone for an hour so i took that chance and i walked out. >> he found a sympathetic syrian that promised to help him sneak back across the border. >> i remember sitting in an internet cafe waiting for the guy to pick me up and i was sitting there for over 12 hours. i was trying to e-mail my parents. >> saying i'm trying to come home. i made a terrible mistake but i might not survive. >> i may be caught and i may be killed and i was shaking in my hands. that's what terror is and that's what evil is. >> as soon as he got to the turkish side he headed for the nearest u.s. conciliate. american agents escorted him all the way back to the states where he was promptly arrest

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this is bologna, to be honest with you. there is an individual that went, joined isis and when he applied to join the organization in the form, he asked to help isis bring down planes. this is a person who went to join isis with terrorists intentions on his mind. >> did you do any fighting? >> no, thank god, no. >> when did you decide that you were going to leave? >> one morning everyone was busy. they left me alone for an hour, and so i took that chance and i walked out. >> he found a sympathetic syrian that promised to help him sneak back across the border. >> i remember sitting in an internet cafe waiting for the guy to pick me up, and i was sitting there for over 12 hours. i was trying to e-mail my parents. >> saying i'm trying to come home, i made a terrible mistake but i may not survive. >> i may be caught and killed. i was shaking in my hands and that's what terror is and what evil is. >> as soon as he got to the turkish side, mo headed for the nearest u.s. consulate. american agents escorted him all the way back to

he gives them bologna sandwiches, pink underwear. we know about the pink underwear. the legal status, but does some of this enter into this case just because of his reputation? >> absolutely, there's no question about it. the judge's decision last week where they decided they were going to hold this contempt hearing is 162 pages. just to put that in context, roe v. wade is a 60-page decision. miranda v. arizona is less than 80 pages. this is personal. it's personal on both sides. the judge did an inquiry regarding facebook posts that the sheriff may have posted about the judge's wife. the judge did private and personal investigations about the judge and his family. so it's become very personal. both sides have dug in. he certainly has some defenses. i don't think the sheriff is going to end up in the pokey wearing the pink underwear. i think he can justify his conduct. >> orange is the new pink, keith. is that what it is? >> that's what it is. >> i don't want to even imagine sheriff joe in his pink underwear in his own tent city. >> some say he should be the new home

this sensitivity stuff is bologna, and for the mayor of london who represented one of the most notoriousho is banned from britain now, the same mayor representing him has no business lecturing americans about who we get in and out. as a matter of fact, sean, today, british television aired a documentary about what muslim british, british muslims really think. and the head of the islamic rights commission in britain said, quote, we made a big mistake in judging muslim immigration and reports talking about immigration, integration and segregation. they said muslims are creating nations within nations. >> i tell you, we better listen to our intelligence community or americans will die, and isis told us that is their strategy. coming up, we have a very important question of the day, about who should be vice president. that is next. it's everything you've ialways wanted. and you work hard to keep it that way. sometimes... ...maybe too hard. get claim rateguard® from allstate. it helps keep your homeowners' rate from going up just because of a claim. so protect your home and your rates. talk t

bologna! first father kury seems extremely agitated by his situation. >> get these [ bleep ] bars off of me because i'm getting a rash! get me off! like i'm an idiot. like -- hello? oh, it's me. hi, there, dumbass. i can just unwind them and get the [ bleep ] out of here. >> but with his shackles still intact, father kury's frustration turns to tears. >> i'm not a monster. please, please let me go. i want to go home. >> and just when it seems father kury has started to calm down, his behavior again becomes unusual. >> i'll pay you whatever you want. what do you want? what do you want? really. >> nothing. >> you want me to give you a blow [ bleep ]? is that what you want? >> no. >> and what comes next is hardly a sermon he could deliver on sunday. >> i believe in sarah palin. we're going broke. i want you to free me, america. i want you to love me. i want you to be with me. i'm part black. do you understand, sir, what kind of a [ bleep ] storm you're going to be under, because i am part black.

. >> bologna, i don't believe that. >> if you have a 3 to 1 disadvantage among women which he now has if can he persuade up against hillary one-on-one and he has got, you know, six months to do it that's all going to go away. it's just how effective is he going to be one-on-one. i have got it ask you this question. you know trump gives you jazz all day long and rove and a lot of the conservative establishment in washington are i guys really angry? there is a "wall street journal" column today by bret stephens is he really teed trump is going to get it. are your guys angry down there? >> i don't have guys. i have myself and conscience. >> you have colleagues. cocktail party folks. >> you may not know this, if you had read my own book you know i don't go to cocktail parties but then, again, i don't expect you to have read it. [ laughter ] , look, the problem is, this and it's a very unusual one historically,ing what we are just witnessing happening tonight is one the major american parties changing its political ideology radically, it was until now the last 50 years. going all the way b

so the whole thing about two minutes is bologna. the other thing i'd like to note is it's every other stop here, but downtown it's still every stop. so who are they really catering to? i'm also a pedestrian so when i try to cross the street i'm constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure there's no car now that everybody has to turn off mission street, that i'm not going to get nailed by somebody that's so flustered because they can't go straight that they're going to hit me. it's just wrong. it's very dangerous for pedestrians right now. i actually got to ride in a car for the first time yesterday down mission street. we were looking for something specific and of course we didn't have the gps, much less the address. and i couldn't remember what block it was on. so we're constantly going around and turning left on cap, trying to get back on mission street so of course, you know, all the streets are backed up on the side streets because you can't go straight down mission street. that is just fundamentally wrong. mission street s

the inmates are then given bologna sandwiches and some juice. from there they're told to follow a series of lines painted on the floor. >> okay. blue line's going to take them to cell b, which is for male. and they're going to wait -- they're going to wait in that cell to be booked. the yellow line's going to take them into cell one, which is going to be in classification. if they've already been booked, then they can go on and be classified. inmates are classified in three levels -- low, medium, and high, depending on their past crimes. >> my second time. for the same thing. i didn't finish my domestic violence classes, and that's why i got sentenced for 180 days, for not completing them. >> 21-year-old convicted wife batterer miguel castillo is no stranger to the system. >> the worst thing in processing, that you don't get your bed until sometimes eight hours, ten hours. today they told me i wasn't going to get a bed until 24 hours. >> it's a long drive from santa monica to l.a. we have to stop off in beverly hills. >> 28-year-old multiple dru

. >> bologna. neil: you want to elaborate on that, stanley?general has a question, do we bomb or don't we bomb. well, you know, when you have to make a decision, then you reach those things, and you're going to hear from a lot of people. and i don't think trump's a fool. he's proven he's a winner. and although he wasn't my favorite candidate, i think he will moderate a lot of those i views, and i think he's till our best choice. and if we leave him, we're going to have hillary as president. simple as that. neil: so those who say they'll seek out a third-party candidate are only dooming the party in so doing, right? >> that's what i think. you want to elect hillary, go for a third candidate. neil: you said you'd much sooner trust a donald trump, paraphrasing here, making those supreme court choices than hillary. i was hearing from some of these folks that say given his recent pivots, we're not quite sure of what kind of people he would appoint to the supreme court. >> well, i'm a lot more sure of him than i am of hillary clinton. neil: there is

listens to the way you describe the needs so think that is terrific that public gets to see this is not bologna. it doesn't take a genius i figure we have to help the fire department out of this mess so that is terrific. the other thing is i know that you and some the staff thought up the third floor auditorium, that was brilliant so congratulations on that. having that meeting space is fantastic. good job. >> thank you. commissioner nakajo. >> thank you madam president. thank you chief lombardi for this presentation. as always i look forward to your presentations and get a lot out of it. comprehensive and full of information. i think this with the overhead to share with the public is real important. i wanted to follow up and thank you for your answer to vice president cleavelands question on expansion on the site. i also wanted to thank mr. strom and gab yell for being here and expanding the discussion. i also think it is important for us as a department even though this is-when is the bond coming up chief lombardi? >> this will be june of this year. >> okay, since we are in the election mood

or do what poor people do, they packed some bologna sandwiches, get some snacks, get some candy, and they drive. the only time we get on the plane usually is to go to a funeral or something. people, in eight volts wagon going to a funeral. -- folks wagon going to a funeral. host: we are asking this question in relation to the egyptair crash and the memorial day weekend, the headline in the -- they areried saying, the exact cause is unknown, the egyptair redeye from paris to cairo, and airbus 320 with 66 people aboard had entered egyptian airspace on the final part of the journey. we go to hair most of each, california and tj. caller: good morning, how are you? host: fine, thank you. anler: i think the tsa is illusion of safety. never once have i heard a tsa hero found a bomb or stop a terrorist -- terroristic threat. it is an illusion of safety, there are too many people who .ave access to airplanes it is an illusion, it is a waste of time. with the gentleman talking about the money grab, i am also with the lady from new jersey who would rather -- who rather would drive. i fly a lot