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the cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway.ike a unicorn. it's magical! (group laughing) >> welcome back. i'm here with my panel, first up nightly show contribute errorree albanese. and nightly show contributor grace parra. and my mois shall voice able, the voice of new york, angie martinez. and for everyone at home join our conversation right now on twitter@nightly using the hashtag tonightly. so as we talked about earlier in the show, gizmodo reported this week that your trending news on facebook is not picked by an algorithm but is picked by facebook workers that are instructed to keep the conservatives out, not instructed but that is what gizmodo thinks, it true. if this was through why would somebody go to the trouble of do this. >> i'm confused to t feels like facebook's attempt to say we're really liberal. because every time i go on it's grandma's racist bot. >> who is horrified by this, who is disturbed by this. >> i will tell you why i am disturbed by it. i feel like the last thing we need is a superrich jew controllin

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the cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway.message sent this car is like a unicorn. it's magical! (group laughing) (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome back. my guest tonight is an author whose new book is called thunder boy, jr. please welcome sherman alexie. (applause) thank you so much for being here. >> thank you, it's great to be here. >> trevor: let's talk about the book immediately. i mean i'm a very quick reader. i read it in one day. >> did you take a course, speed reading. >> trevor: i did. i did. i looked through the pictures and i was like i've got. this i've got this book. >> it's like 125 words. >> trevor: it is really different from your normal work. why go from being an author to writing a kid's book. >> what i really loved is with my young adult novel, i would get letters from teens saying things like this is the first book i ever read. or this is the first book i ever loved. and that was so amazing to hear that. that i thought i want to write, you know, something for kids even younger to get that feeling.

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the cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway.is car is like a unicorn. it's magical! (group laughing) ♪ ♪ the best way to get together, is with the treat you make together. ♪ ♪ >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up, "nightly show" contributor ricky velez. ( cheers and applause ) and "nightly show" contributor franchesca ramsey. ( cheers and applause ) and she stars in the show "suits," which returns to usa this summer, and she's the global ambassador for world vision. actress meghan markle. and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter @nightlyshow using the hashtag #tonightly. okay, so i wanted to show you guys, this is the cover of "the daly news today." i personally disagree with this. this would have been true like a month ago. i think it should be a baby elephant coming out of its mama with trump hair. or it could look like this: so today, john kasich dropped out. cruz dropped out last night. i didn't think the zodiac killer would last this long. but that all makes yesterday differen

the cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway. car is like a unicorn. it's magical! (group laughing) e.t. phone home. when you find something you love, you can never get enough of it. change the way you experience tv with xfinity x1. >> all right, thaks to my panelist, rory albanese, grace parra and angie martinez. i will keep a it a hundred for you guys. tonight's question is from a member named cassandra. >> hey, larry, would you rather wear an overtly racist shirt for one month or no shirt at all. keep it a hundred. >> larry: well, if i don't wear a shirt will you see all my racist tattoos. no, i have no racei tattoos too. i will wear the racei shirt, i'm not going shirtless for a month. i will wear the racist shirt, whatever. no? no good? that was a good answer. thanks for watching, keep it a hundred. good nightly. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you so much. welcome to the "daily

the cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway.orn. it's magical! (group laughing) >> trevor: welcome back. gi mes tonight is the star of hbo's "game of thrones." >> you imprisoned and humiliated my sister. >> your sister sought the god's mercy and atoned for her sins. >> what about my sins? i broke a sacred oath and stabbed my king in the back. i killed my own cousin. when the gods judge my brother guilty i helped him escape that justice. what atonement do i deserve? >> you would spill blood in this holy place. >> trevor: spoiler alert. please welcome nikolaj costary-waldau. (applause) thank you for being here, sir. >> thanks for having me. >> trevor: may i just say you look as handsome in person as you do on screen. that is very rare. >> oh, well, thank you. >> trevor: thank you so much for being here at the height of everything. >> yeah. >> trevor: you know. >> exciting. >> trevor: you are at the mets gala tonight. >> i am. >> trevor: you should have been getting dressed-- are you dressed. >> no i will have to change again. >> t

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