these guys have some skills. this is at canyon lake in arizona right in our own backyard this place is. i've been there. it's beautiful. but i have not done what these guys are doing. never mind scaling that wall. there's no trail that goes up there. these guys find the perfect spot and make their exit. >> i would be nervous whether the water was deep enough. >> since they appear they know what they are doing they most definitely have checked the water depth. >> is he with a diving team? >> it looks like it. looks like these guys certainly are on some kind of diving team. you don't jump up on a rock and do those moves. >> and in speedo. >> look at that form. >> those guys have control of their bodies. i love those big swan dives. they have their sunset shots. they said it took a while to shoot and edythe but in the end it's all worth it when you sit back and look what they accomplished. >> you may recognize these two. >> we've been following their daily blogs but also the pranks they pulled on each other over the

guy. guy: thank you very much. deutsche bank in very specific terms has had its credit rating cut by moody's. the banks long-term deposit is to abovee rating -- is two above junk. matt, you were there a few days back, you are watching will is happening. the good news keeps on going. matt: absolutely. these are problems i think deutsche bank knew about and have been -- and has been prepared for, especially on the sec side. deutsche bank new and investors new that more losses were coming. more losses were coming. the chief financial officer has come out and said as long as we stay in the a levels for the long-term investment rating, then we are fine. three is just as good "a2."wo -- as deutsche bank you can see over my shoulder. guy: you can look out the window and see what is going on. i don't know what details we are going to get right now. matt, look. here's an institution that is going to struggle to get its plan through. it is going to have to work really hard to make sure all of the details that he wants to see

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guy: is it a worry to you?phen: no one will trust the consensus forecast, and no one will trust with the bookmakers say about various events coming up, either. just look at the football. [laughter] leicester city, nobody thought it was possible. skewed the risks are now against this trend, and people are looking to us to change our bond forecast because they think, look, we are getting towards the low numbers we forecast previously. but that is no reason to change the forecast. we could stay down here for a long time. guy: is that your expectation? stephen: it's probably unlikely. something will happen. if you look ahead to june, there's so much. all of these policy moves that may or may not happen in june. japan, the u.s., the eurozone. there's the vote in the u.k.. there is one in spain. there is an election in japan. there's a fair bit on the horizon, so something might come along to disrupt this trend. ultimately, at year-end i doubt yields will be far from where they are now. guy: so volatility is in the m

the guy remained incredibly patient. even patient enough to againly approa -- gently approach her window and give her a pep talk. >> at some point in our lives we all need help with something. maybe somebody to help you change your tire, fix your engine, or help you out of the a jam. some loggers discovered a fawn and this bundle of -- i don't know how they spotted this thing. maybe it made the noise calling for its mom. the guy starts putting off the branchs away. it's a big pile of wood. it's not like you can pull one and yank it out. he's kind of super because he doesn't give up. this guy officially doesn't have to put his hands on the fawn, he just starts to move pieces out of the way like he's an architect. >> here you go, buddy. >> eventually it does wiggle the way out of there. it gives a loud call of the wil wild. >> nailed it, didn't i? >> pretty much. >> oh! hasn't gone through p-- >> i'm excited because what we're doing here for the human arro arrow. we're creating averarchery for n beings. >> jeff corliss is

guy? guy: thank you very much. south africa's rand has fallen toa two month low.ravin gordhan has been prying to stave off a junk credit rating. there are many agencies still waiting to report, but these efforts have been repeatedly undermined. the presidency is denying that pravin gordhan is at risk of being arrested. gordhan clearly is a man with a great deal of respect around the world. he is struggling to do the job the people want him to do. is adjust a believe now that he does not have the backing of senior figures within the amc. how is the impact and what is happening in terms of market pricing and the rand? reporter: good morning, guy. there is speculation on whe ther finance minister pravin gordhan can hold onto his doubt. he has been charged with espionage, possibly arrested, and possibly fired. this has weighed heavily on the markets. also felt that speculation, that is definitely indicating that investors are not happy with that kind of uncertainty. uncertainty has been ripe in south africa and weighed heavily on the markets since the former finance m

i knew a guy. >> jimmy: you knew a guy.id? >> oh yeah, i really saw it? and they sat me -- >> jimmy: what did you think of you? >> i thought he should have got dressed a little earlier. [ laughter ] i think he needed a little more prep time. i saw the show. and i didn't know exactly who i was sitting around. we got there, my wife and i got there like right before curtain. and so you know you're around people that matter, right. there was a guy that was a a little disruptive down the row. talking, singing a little bit. he's a little bit disruptive to -- there's a group people in front of us and they're getting very agitated. the woman's turning around. she said, you know, "stop talking." it's not that difficult. you don't talk in a show. can you please stop talking? so i didn't know who anybody was. i just knew that i should stay out of it because, you know, these are heavies, right. so the lights come up at intermission. i elbow my wife, like, it's going down. like, don't know who these people are, but it's going down. the

guy: welcome to "on the move." 7:30 in london. we are counting you down to the european open; i'm guy johnson alongside caroline hyde in germany. this is what we are watching. as thelears her desk impeachment debate drags on in it now looksd clear that it will be her last day as president. what next for brazil? nissan and mitsubishi enter talks amid a fuel economy scandal, but will it really be in the driving seat? and the ble and brexit. the central-bank prepares for its last super thursday ahead of the referendum. we will bring you full coverage, live on bloomberg. so we are 28 minutes away from the start of the european trading. it looks likely will see a mildly negative start to the day. let me show you what's happening. this is the picture at the moment; you need to focus on his missed price column. london looks like it will be down around 3/10 of 1%. continental markets looking firmer. i would say probably that points to a flat story at the get-go. caroline: yeah. let's have a look at the asset checks we have on. i want to d

guy: good morning, guy johnson speaking from london.lked about their cash flow -- talked about your cash flow. why am i buying philips lightning -- philips lighting? is because it you're going to give me a nice dividend? . chris philips lighting is a company that has a very strong leadership in the lighting philips -- eric oh lighting is a company that has a very strong leadership in the lighting industry. we have a very strong brand. we have a fantastic -- to innovate. we are connected to customers who trust us. from theh is coming competitive advantages. guy: i should think of you as a growth stock, right? eric: when you look at the company, we would be seeing technically as an income or value stock. our plan has been declining because we have a [indiscernible] which is still conventional. there are many parts of the company that are still growing. -- we turn into a growth profile. guy: just another quick question. your relationship with the parent company philips, we have seen other leading companies being spun out and that relations

guy? guy: thank you very much inde ed. bill blain is still with us.looks like it is going to be trump. bill: it does. guy: should we extrapolate beyond that? should we be talking about him seriously as being a presidential figure? is that how we should be seeing him from the market's point of view. bill: it will be a very interesting election because themp is very linked into antiestablishment sentiment. they could become a very -- guy: it will be interesting. bill: it will be a very interesting election and there is the potential the market has to face up to that trump could end up in the hot seat. if we does though, do we really need to panic as much as we are prepared to? probably not. you have to look at what the president can actually do. fathers sawnding this one coming. bill: he will not be able to build a wall or what he wants to do. people want himself sitting there, surrounded by layers of stopping him. guy: checks and balances. balances" "checks and is how it is described in the constitution, but the long-term consequences could be very int

guy: the u.s. economy, the consumer, they are the drivers. >> he is building not a literal wall, but figurative walls. pulling america back. making statements that isolate china, japan.o, every country basically. those will hamper global trade. it will deter investment decisions. it is a real risk. at the glassoking half empty side of things. rather than a consumption boom field by debts. guy: patrick is going to stay with us. let's get you caught up. respole: russ paul -- beat analyst estimates. 570 millioned to euros. worst performing european oil stock over the past year. a fourth-quarter profits that beat estimates. says.k.'s former monopoly earnings rose 14%. includes two months of results from the british largest mobile network which bt acquired. credit suisse is carrying out a fresh round of cuts. two people familiar with the innder -- c jobs are going the trading unit. another round of cuts is planned for next month. would suisse said they eliminate jobs. the taz list ceo has set the compan

guy? stuff, caroline., production of gold is up and output is rising a surprising 8% in the quarter. this follows productions the output would slow this year. joining us now to get a take on this is polymetal ceo vitaly nesis. gold is down a little bit today, but up big since the start of the year. have you been surprised by what this has done? >> absolutely. i absolutely expected the metal to trade sideways. this was a pleasant surprise for me. guy: is it sustainable? >> i would say short-term, yes, as long as there is significant political uncertainty over the remainder of the year. i think gold will continue to shine. matt: i wonder what you think of the miners that have been doing so well compared to the underlying commodities. have they caught up with of the rebound we have seen in commodities? >> well, i probably would call that an overshoot of sorts, because a lot of the names have doubled and tripled since the start of the year. but this is typical at the start of a bull market. to bewould urge inv

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guy: yeah.t brazil, at south africa -- in many ways they have a similar problem, which is political instability. they appear to be different. can we compare his contrast -- is there a theme that runs through the instability story? well, i think brazil is a much larger country, a much larger economy. south africa -- it is quite small compared to brazil. it is much more dependent on a few sectors. brazil is more diversified. both are dependent on commodity exports; both are dependent on china, on chinese demand. but brazil is much larger and more diversified, and it actually has a very strong industrial base. there is technology, there is no how, there are aeronautical industries. in the long run, i would think brazil would be a country that will grow quite fast. guy: we will leave it there. thank you very much for your time. we have to hitting us -- we have data hitting us. the french market pmi number is on, for the period of april. the survey was 40.3 in the actual number was softer at 48. the

and guys were doing weird stuff. some guys fell asleep. some guy put his ipod in. he's over there listening to music. other guys are doing stuff. and we'll hear every now and then from the pilots, "all right, 15 minutes in. we haven't been painted," meaning no one sees us. and we're flying low. so, what i was doing in between hearing this was counting. i learned as a sniper on recon and surveillance missions that it gets very boring for 72 hours watching something. so, i would learn to count to keep my mind occupied. so, i'm counting from 0 to 1,000 and 1,000 to 0 and 0 to 1,000 and 1,000 to 0. and i'm speeding it up and slowing it down just to keep my mind working. and then, you know, we'd hear another, "30 minutes, haven't been painted," which is refreshing to hear how cool and calm and just awesome those pilots are. so, you feel better, and i keep counting. then, it's 45 minutes. now, the other part of the team had just crossed the border, which is the guys in the bigger helicopters with more guys. they were behind us now. so, they're in pakistan. so, now we're

guy: thank you.gard in secure it if you take a look at the board then you see those stocks, that's the reason why -- just be aware. let's talk about the italian banking sector. mps posted its first quarter profit that beat analyst estimates. declining to a four-year low. deadlyjoined by'danle thing. -- >> i'm not sure most people would agree with that. analystsrs were good; we saw this morning are positive because the bank was able to lower the loan-loss provisions, as the ceo emphasized late yesterday on a conference call after the earnings release, that maybe the worst is behind. in the first quarter, which is really turbulent, markets are going down negative interest rates and deposits flowing out. they are on the road to stabilization of this issue of the nonperforming loans. at the same time, the reason for caution is this bank has been searching for a merger partner for more than a year now and there is still no solution in sight. guy: is that the biggest challenge? is that really what manageme

guy: the fed?l banks in general are reasonably happy with where oil is right now, but too high or too low it becomes a problem. richard, i still have a lot more questions to ask you about. maybe i will call in if you join guy johnson on his radio show. can i be a collar? caller? be a guy: there's a desk. come and sit down. matt: we've got to go though. starting this friday, we're going to have a special br-exit focus digging into the debate for a half hour from 830 until 9 a.m. and wrap you up with the news you might have missed, the polls to a attention to, and the market trades we're watching. ♪ okay, ready? whoa! [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. ♪ get america's fastest internet. only from xfinity. francine: brent hits the 50's as u.s. inventories slide. the guestry and on list, china topped the agenda in the g-7 summit. the hedge fund hits the $2.9 trillion industry. that's a warning from blackstone. welcome to "the pulse," live her e in london.

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the guys are listening to the guy when to paddle and when to stop. as they come in here you can see where the river narrows a bit. notorious rapid. it's a grade three rapid. keep your eye on the boat in front of us. >> get down, get down! >> now heading to the middle of the rapids. everybody has been tossed out of the boat. the boat gets pushed together. this guy jumps from one boat to the other. >> that's the nirngs. you got to captu rescue the people you'll put into. >> so many moving parts. people in the water floating away. padles all over the place. how do you recover? >> it's that confusion that causes this situation because the camera pans around and we see this person out in the water. the guys are there excuse me come towards me. we see why. he starts paddling but getting nowhere fast. now he's caught in the river and heading to the next rapid and the boat we're on our guy gets into action. he's in charge now. let's go get this guy. >> part of the adventure. >> that's why you go to these things because of that element of danger, that element

guy? guy: thank you very much.want to follow more on what is happening surrounding the missivng egypt air aircraft, you can follow the life block of that event. the latest story we have surrounding this is we now know there is a press conference scheduled at 12:30 london time. let's get back to the corporate news in europe. deutsche bank investors are gathering today for the lenders agm. this is the first since jon cryer took over. matt miller now joins us from frankfurt. matt? matt: guy, indeed he will be a solo ceo from now on after this meeting. there is a lot of trust being placed in him here. there is a vote of confidence that happens at german shareholders meetings. the management members and the apervisory board might give low vote, enough to keep him in. but the shareholders are angry because they lost 50% of the value of their shares over the last year. jon cryer on the other hand, as the new incoming ceo, is going to get a vote of confidence. shareholders are much more behind him, as far as his turnaround

we're here, you guys! we're still in the room, guys!> you probably had some pretty nasty tweets sent your way. >> you retweet some of those. it's not just the fans. >> yeah, but not the more nasty ones. you would be amazed at the ones i don't retweet. >> bimbo? >> uh, well, that was a retweet. yeah, did i say that? >> many times. >> oh, okay. excuse me. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> larry: remember that time when i called you a bimbo and you were all like "stop!" and i was like, "what? i just retweeted it." and you were like "yeah, but that hurts my feelings." and i was like, "no it doesn't. you got blood coming out of your wherever." and you were all, like, "gross." remember that? remember that? >> i have great respect for you, that you were able to call me and say, "let's get together and let's talk." to me, i would not have done that. >> "i want to compliment you on your desperation and your complete lack of journalistic integrity." "thank you for that." ( applause ) no offense, fox, but we're not interested in donald trump's relation

caroline, guy? guy: thank you.ying to the together a chart for what's been happening with the brazilian stock market. let me show you; this is the context for today. huge, huge day in that country. this is the brazilian stock market -- this rally has been significant. we have gone from the mid-threes to the midsize. quite a significant rally. in for the senate to, in front of the maine legislature, you have this wall that has been built, because you have those that support dilma rousseff on one side and those that don't on the other side. it is going to be a massive day. the brazilian president is facing what could be her last day in office, gearing up for a vote that could force her out. if there was a vote for impeachment today, and it looks unlikely, she is going to win, she would be effectively stood down from the post. are the implications, the trading of locations? we are joined on set -- good morning. it has been quite a ride on the upside for the equity markets, and the currency, as we watch what has happen

guy, a mystery continues. guy: it does. we will talk about that. me tell you european equities are expected to open on the front foot. the fed back to beginning to fade. the market just beginning to kick off. let's show you where we stand. these numbers are green in just his second. ftse up .2%. back about that 6000 line. the dax, just wait for the german market makers to get going. you expect those numbers to climb a little bit. 1%.cac up a full let's get the details on what is driving this rally with nejra cehic. nejra: it does seem the impact of the fed minute beginning to fade a little. it seems like a slightly weaker open with the stoxx 600 up .2%. all industry groups are higher, as if they were in asia. in asia we saw energy stocks leading the gains. , leadingocks up 1.6% this rally on the stoxx 600. we are seeing wti and brent rebound. wti at a six-month high. it is financials that are also the best performers on the stoxx 600. let's take a look at some of the stocks that we are watching. some moves expected in the market, starting with the

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he also blind sided the guy.y was still talking to him, trying to negotiate and the guy came out of nowhere and punched him out. i think it was a bit excessive. >> i don't know if it came out move to where. please hit me because i want to go back in the club. >> it wasn't like he didn't want to get punched. >> if this guy gets hurt the bouncer's butt is on the line. guaranteed there's a lawsuit here. >> the person that shot this video said he didn't die. he sat up seconds later. has a gash in his head and was taken to the hospital. >> the bouncer hopped in a car seconds after it happened. this bouncer doesn't work for them and are disgusted by the assault. >> we have no idea who this dude is. >> we saw the police report. police are investigating. >>> if you're dating a prankster you're not off limits than guy's girlfriend is getting hit where it hurts most. her hair. >> today i'm dyeing my girlfriend's hair. >> decided to put hair dye in his girlfriend's shampoo so as she takes a shower it will basically come out

guy: ok. by the way, even though oil has come back a lot, we were still under $50 for both brent and wti. did we ever get a benefit as far as growth is concerned from lower oil prices? did you ever see that really come through? geoffrey: if you look at the u.s., the savings rate has gone up. the excess income from lower gas prices, that has been saved. airline industry, it is quite symptomatic of what is going on globally. there's so much competition. companies don't want to raise prices. margins don't expand and you don't need to pay your employees as wage growth is weak. they need to start paying their employees of it more to jumpstart the cycle, to get them to use the savings. i think the results right now are mixed. said, i need to pay my staff a little more so they can afford the cars i make. stay with us. geoffrey yu sticking around for us. up next, greeks pass a new set of reforms in the hopes of securing more funds from the eurozone. we're going to athens next. ♪ welcome back. let's ta

these guys will propel in. they are canyonering.hey believe this is the first time this has ever been done. >> first guy goes. does a nice little back flip. this video put together. >> that's got to be cold because we just had spring thaw. >> don't think it matters for these guys because they are in it for tad venture. they have all their gear on to help protect them from that cold water. they said kayakers made this decents before but they believe they are the first canyoners to ever jump off that waterfall. >>> now if that wasn't pretty enough look at what sells nearby. these beautiful hot springs that are all done in -- >> i won't be jumping off any canyon but i will in a hot spring. >> i also love these columns forming the canyon near the waterfall. obviously a volcanic area and created to look like that. >> looks manmade. >>> you know it's a very serious situation when you have the algerian civil defense coming to the rescue. this cat is doing a high wire act. this is on a street light which has a power line attached. the cat d

this guy reaches over and closes it up. he jumps on the sidewalk to tell the driver what he just did except there's a big hole. >> oh. >> no big deal. the bike seems to be relatively light. gets back on. >> the driver at this point is the like what? what's going on. >> he was trying to get the motorcycle out of there. but when he looked around there's a cop over there. he kept going. he didn't believe he did anything wrong. but the cop pulled him over. as he comes up to the intersection he turns over to the cop and says i have a license plate, this is a street legal bike. the light turns green. he makes a left-hand turn. he motions to the police officer i'm going over there. he goes over there. turns his bike off. that's when the exchange begins. >> i tried to do a good thing by closing her gas cap. i didn't see the hole in the ground. >> from the cop's point of view he didn't see that. he thought the guy was impatient. >> any reason you pulled me over >> yes because you were driving on the grass. >> he explained that to th

and then a couple of the regulars were like that guy, that guy said that thing.nd i was like what did he say? and he said when you were on the floor foaming at the mouth he said -- they got really quiet and he said, "i'll have what she's having." so yeah, so that was fun. ♪ >> dale: the american cheese burger, it's the sort of feeling you get when you eat it you remember you're sitting with a friend and enjoying a memory that takes you long ago when you were young. and as we follow paul backstage watching him slowly sip his coffee. >> paul: hey, what's going on dale? >> dale: you remember that comedy isn't just about laughs it's also about coffee, and clothes and being yourself. >> paul: do you guys want to run this scene? >> comedian: which one? >> paul: transcendence. >> dale: and after all if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? >> paul: i got to be honest, he usually does it way better. >> dale: oh come on! >> anthony: how is it that chicago has become sort of the font of comedy? you know it's, it's a gusher. >> paul: i think it all started with

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guys, it is time for "bad signs.". [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ain't we lucky we got 'em bad signs ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. dang. >> jimmy: i mean. that's it. guys, bad signs. these are picture of funny or weird signs that you guys have seen or sent into us. and these are real. they're all great. here's the first one. someone spotted while walking to their gym. planet fitness, open 24 hours, 12:00 a.m. monday through friday at 9:00. saturday and sunday, 7:00 to 9:00. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: not in a row. >> jimmy: basically 24 hours. >> steve: six hours monday. six hours tuesday. it's a long time. >> jimmy: it's basically 24 hours. >> steve: 24 hours a week. we're open. not this door. somewhere. >> jimmy: somewhere. >> steve: it's a planet. planet fitness. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't close the planet. >> steve: you dummy. the planet never sleeps. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, sir, i'm here -- >> steve: i'm sorry, you want to sign up for a membership or what? >> jimmy: yeah, sure, i don't car

i love that guy. what are you guys up to in this one?ans were in control the whole time. we're always, like, one step ahead of the audience. in this one, everything shifts. so someone's now playing a a trick on us. we're trying to figure out who it is and trying to figure how to regain control. jimmy: let's take a look at the clip here. here's dave franco in "now you see me 2." check this out. >> all you need how to do is keep your eye on the queen. it's simple as the that. [ cheers ] are you guys ready? >> yeah! >> let's do it! turn around! ♪ >> switch! >> show me the lady! show me the lady! [ cheers ] yes! you know i am actually starting to feel kind of bad. it's just that i can actually feel that you guys are paying attention. it is just that -- you know, it is unfortunate that it is the wrong kind of attention. [ cheers and applause ] so, how did i do it? you know what? i hate to say it. you're gonna to have to wait to find out. i know. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i love you all. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on! [ cheers ] can you sho

these guys were just crushed. they would come back to their cells and through the tap code they learned that they weren't the only guys, that nobody could hold out so the pows came up with their own system. they had to figure out a way for them to return home with honor. they have to come up with a system that would allow them to deal with this new reality this terrible brutal reality in a way that let them feel good about themselves and let them know they had done their best and they had done their best for their buddies. so they came up with a code, their own code. they called it back us. commander jim stockdale was one of the folks that helped come up with this. he was one of the leaders of the pows. and so back us and of course you know tap code now so you know there is no k and tap codes so baccus. b stood for don't bow them public. never let the world's cameras see an american fighter pilot bow in front of a captor. a stood for say off the air. unless they really work you over your not supposed to make any b

guy: thanks indeed. his strong the morning at, mark carney -- in his st rongest warning yet, mark carney has warned about the brexit. is inturally, the boe independent. here is the governor talking about possible risks. >> the mpc judges that the most significant risk to the forecasts concerns they referendum. with macroeconomic indicators to be less informative than usual. the committee is currently reacting more cautiously to data releases than would normally be the case. we are not making a judgment, forecast, or assessment of the longer-term economic consequences of either decision. nor will we make that determination, but we havea a responsibility explicitly in statue to talk about the risks and the trade offs that monetary policy faces. leaving the economic union could have the material effects on the exchange rate, the demand, and the economy's supply potential. they could affect the appropriate setting of monetary policy. is a judgment not based on a whim. is based on rigorous analysis and carefu

guy: ok. are we in a similar situation as what we are getting in europe with the ecb saying, we put the policy to work, now we will see it actually deliver? similar story for boj? are we in that similar story from the authorities in china? stephen: you can kind of say that. "prudent" is the word i keep peering from people in china as far as the priorities right now, kind of watch and he, see how this does feet into the economy. we are seeing that. say economists we surveyed if the easing will continue, they say the easing will be in place, but if they cut the end, theyates, at the will likely not come for another couple of quarters. fourth quarter at the very earliest, if indeed some troubling signs starts to come into play. keep in mind after the interest rate cuts, the benchmark lending rate is at 4.35%. it sounds pretty high compared to the developed world, but this is a record low. the economists we have spoken to sayeth they do cuts again, not by much, probably to about 4.1%. to create mo

the little guys got to do the tunnels because the big guys couldn't get through the whole.ut the real thing about the tunnels were the spiders at the end. as those, we got them and there was no psychiatric service to help them. there cannot possibly be than a spider on your face. part of the thing we have to supplies.in war are there were days that we thought nothing was ever going to come. ammunitionrun out of , blood transfusion, and water in a war zone? day after day, you dealt with it. don't let me talk to long. [laughter] >> i love to talk, i ain't going to lie to you. you don't see many women who know about war. and play the tunnels cu, which took the first bomb. everl my friends "don't call me at night" because the first rounds came in at night. and there was nothing to do and i knew that the phone was going to ring and i was going to have to go and be chief nurse calls captain alan and i said yes, what do you need me to do? she said you have to go to the unit and the unit was further than this while and that wall and i said is someone going to go with me? i amhe sai

we give a dam about other jobs but we don't care about you guys. you guys can go to help.he democratic party get theirs head screwed on at some point and realizes these are el real people and real jobs and the science backing up the ideas on coal are going to kill us. science is political. science is not something above party. and science in this case is very political. >> in this case in a democratic primary where both candidates are on the same page, it might be a moot point but it is the same way we saw donald trump get a big -- he could capitalize on that. >> i don't see sweeping support for this industry. because people can't relate to it. the dirtest thing most people encounter in their daily workday is the company refrigerator. typically people just don't you said what's going on and it's tragic because these -- >> they you saunderstand the lo jobs. >> it's pretty clear what this means for the republican party. here is a choice where the democrats are the incredibly callous. rich white environmentalists on one hand or poor working class people on the other. and they

guys. really graphics department? i don't do cocaine, you guys. yes, i roll up my hundred dollar bills but that is just because it's easier to carry. that's it. okay. no, the reason why we have that is because we're talking about these massive airport lines. >> complaints about long security lines at airports have increased more than ten fold over the last year. >> the tsa blames those delays on an increase in travelers, and a shortage of screeners. >> this headline dubbed the trip through security a slow march through hell. >> slow march through hell. and if you are flying spirit, you got a long flight through hell. a lot of hell. that's a lot of hell. anyway, congress is looking into the problem and has already fired one top tsa official. >> the tsa has been under fire for giving its now former intelligence chief a $90,000 bonus despite ongoing problems with airport security and long, frustrating wait times at airport security checkpoints. >> larry: okay, guys. i know $90,000 seems like a lot, right. but in his defense, he did come up with the i

see how to make a cool water color coaster and meet the backwards guys. see what he says one way that comes out another. >> wait! >> one of the most appealing parts of watching rally racing especially as a suspect pectato can get close. in russia there is no course plotd out nuclear program no trees to hide behind. essentially nowhere to go if one of these behemoth race trucks start coming your way. watch out. >> dude! >> yep. this giant soviet truck comes blasting up the dow jones. keep in mind these trucks are racing. they do not want to slow down for spectators or cameramen journalist and in one case as much as he tried to slow down he couldn't avoid an impact with a cameraman. watch out! oh, oh, oh! look at this. tire tracks. >> you can see this group of people scatter as this truck presses the dune. but can't quite avoid all of these people and this guy winds up tripping, falling and getting run over. as far as i can tell this video is not the truck driver's fault but that guy was injured and taken to the hospital. he laid there in the stands for qui

i think every guy feels like, i'd be the guy who ran the yard. i'd be the guy who was in charge.hing. every guy thinks they would be that guy when most of the people would be like -- [ crying ] please.

>> they are guys. doing what guys do.dude said he'll do it again in a few months. >> i think it's great. it's really cool sportsmanship, really good attitude and got a laugh. nobody got hurt, which is important. >> i might be back here in a couple of months and do it all over again. round two. >>> time to raise your blood pressure. daredevil video. the guy at the club climbing super tall buildings and hanging out. this particular bro calls himself spiderman. he scales buildings like the superhero does. he's leaping over these posts what are they four, six inches wide. the guy on top of the crane using it like a balance beam. in many cases we say they need some ropes, they need a harness. look. this guy finally took our advice. he got a rope. he did not shoot it out of his hand he tied it around his hand. he's standing at the end of the crane. has the rope around his right hand. somebody is using some sense. >> he's not using some sense and he's going to jump and he loses -- >> no way. >> watch it from both angles here. >>

how did you guys track her down? she only stars in six reality shows! how did you guys do this?ou know who i feel bad for? khloe kardashian because iran didn't accuse her of (bleep). right now she's doing, hey, iran, what about me, khloe? i could be a spy, too. and iran is, like, sorry, we don't know who you are. i'm kim's equally famous sister. yeah, never heard of you. but tell us about your brother and his black market in china. (laughter) you know, the worst part of the situation is the u.s. government can't defend kim from iran's accusations. what are they going to say? hey, she's not a spy. she's a celebrity. oh, yeah? why is she famous? well, she's very, uh, talented at, um -- she -- maybe she's a spy! (laughter) but today's a great day for us to talk about something else. the supreme court. this week, they have been dealing with a major decision, and it wasn't who gets to keep scalia's minifridge because that was buried with him, obviously. no, the decision this week was for the ladies. >> the battle over birth control at the supreme court, a highly anticipated decision.