tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the debate last night? amazing there could be anyone who wouldn't have watched. i was looking forward to it. 67 million people watched donald versus hillary 2. rarely is a sequel better than the original but this definitely was. starting right at the beginning is candidates came out, they did not shake hands. secretary clinton greeted her opponent with a page out of the "access hollywood" bus book. >> hello, hello. >> jimmy: she grabbed him by the p-ward and that was the nicest thing that happened. anyone who expected donald trump to reel it in was way off the mark. he was on fire. he promised that if he was president he'd throw hillary in jail. he called her the devil. not a devil. the devil

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we'll be right back with john stamos and don rickles! portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by paqui chips. from nacho cheese to haunted ghost pepper, there's a flavor for you. ♪ ♪ ♪ only those who dare drive the world forward. the cadillac ct6. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. tonight this is are in new album called "gameshow." it comes out friday. two door cinema club from the crown royal stage. tomorrow - jennifer connelly will be here. from espn, stephen a. smith will join us. we'll have music from crx - and later this week - matthew perry, laverne cox, music from nas and erykah badu. and on thursday night, the legendary voice of the los angeles dodgers, the great vin scully will be here. [ cheers and applause ] i am very excited about that. please joins us. we have two first guests tonight. one of them is a dreamboat whose face has been plastered on young girls' bedroom walls for decades. the other was on "full house." [ laughter ] see don live at the orleans in vegas october 22nd and 23rd, and

we'll be right back with john stamos and don rickles! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by paqui chips. from nacho cheese to haunted ghost pepper, there's a flavor for you. ♪ ♪ ♪ only those who dare drive the world forward. the cadillac ct6. it's not a weekend hobby.ance? you have to live and breathe it for 50 years. it's the sound... and the fury. it's letting it all hang out there, and it's hanging on for dear life. that is what amg driving performance means. and this is where it lives. the 503-horsepower mercedes-amg c63 s coupe. and so when i saw that, that was completely disqualifying. i'm a republican, but this election is so much bigger than party. my son max can't live in trump world. so i'm crossing party lines and voting for hillary. i don't always agree with her, but she's reasonable. and she's smart. she can work with people to solve problems. i want to be able to tell my kids that i did the right thing when it really mattered. i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. i would support legislat

for more than half a century, comedian don rickles has making folks laugh. >> will you welcome don >> for his sharp, quick-witd tongue and approach to comedy, his jokes transcending time. >> i'm a catholic, you're a jew and, sammy, you're black. i'm sorry. >> today there's so much political correctness. could you succeed doing the act you did when you first started? >> i think they're ready for a guy like me because i'm never hurtful. it's always something that's sarcastic but fun. >> what is your ancestry? >> i'm in the business 25 years, i don't have a joke for a jerk that's honduran. >> it got to a point where it was a badge of honor to get insulted by don rickles. >> thank you. sometimes. >> what did you have for dinner? fish? >> tell me about your relationship with johnny carson. >> when the light went on, he became magic. i used to look at him and say, wow, this man is something else. >> rickles appearing more than 100 times with johnny carson, creating some of the most iconic moments of the '60s and '70s. >> two of the biggest moments i remember on "the tonight show" involved y

(don rickles) give me a break, i'm so lonely. (laughter) (announcer) hear the most wonderful music. ? moon river ? ? wider than a mile ?? (announcer) and enjoy seeing our favorite stars right in our own living rooms. i wanted to say to elvis presley and the country . (announcer) it was the golden age of television. (laughter) (muttering) we'll be right with you. (laughter) (announcer) and now, the magic of television is back.

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation.

it will be an awesome halloween just ahead, we will catch up with the legendary don rickles unlocking his secrets to long life. >> i love it. this is all your heroes. awesome. >>> a check on the weather. >> let's start off with our friends out west. another big storm in pacific california and will bring rain to southern california as well. and friday night, southern and central california, get involved, we have tropical moisture adding risk to flooding rains, 1-2 inches but locally could be as much as 3-5 inches in northern california and parts of oregon. could see upwards of 8 inches of rain. that's what's going on around the country, here's what's happening in your neck of the woods. >> brightnd this morning. still at the freeing mark in front royal and warrington, 30 in manassas, 30 in frederick, 30 in martinsburg. be ready for a shock to your system out the door. cold today with increasing clouds this afternoon. no need to worry about the umbrella. and tomorrow more rain showers likely especially tomorrow >> don't forget, get your latest forecast on cable. >>> "living legends," on

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the debate last night?

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone.d music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the debate last night?

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone.two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and now, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a

tonight - don rickles. john stamos. presidential debate sensation ken bone. and music from two door cinema club. and w, so there's no confusion -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hi, everyone. jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we get started, i know a lot of the you here are on vacation. how many of you watched the debate last night? donald trump and hillary

and the don rickles approach does not work, has not worked in this setting but it shows to what extent the race has turned nasty and why a lot of people wanted to end. at one point you heard someone say just finish, finish. >> that's the perception of a lot of people outside and across the nation. >> you're rig >> new poll numbers based on our mom. >> we have changes in florida and in. >> leets look at florida it is moving in hillary clinton's favor. she is leading. percent. it putslet in the lead. and tilting to eyou have ad hammering donald trump. you don't have that in georgia. theyre hillary clinton. >>> we'll check back in later. >>> we are not defined by this. >>> they refuse to suffer in vines. and see how patients are finding i moved on her like a [bleep]. you can do anything. grab them by the [bleep] we have to make sure that donald wins this election. no we don't. marco rubio stands by trump and failed to show up for florida. here's what i believe in. bringing people together and reaching across the aisle to get things done. i'm patrick murphy and i approved this message beca

next week we will be joined by don rickles, john stamos, they'll with here together. they're dating. jennifer connelly, matthew perry, colin farrell, laverne cox, and we will have music from two door cinema club, crx, flatbush zombies and nas please join us for that. whether he be on stage or on tv or on the big screen, our first guest is a funny man. he returns to stand up. it resumes tomorrow night at the k koz ma poll tin hotel tomorrow night. please welcome martin lawrence. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how's life? >> life is great. >> jimmy: you got this tour going on now. you're launching phase two of the tour in las vegas. >> yes. >> jimmy: tomorrow. besides writing jokes and going through material and all that stuff, how do you get ready far when i was young i used to party. >> jimmy: you don't party anymore? >> no. >> jimmy: even birthday partys? >> no. i just get ready for the day and the show. >> jimmy: all day you're just getting ready? >> yeah. i watch a movie, get food and fuel. i go to sound check to make sure and see t

(don rickles) give me a break, i'm so lonely. (laughter) (announcer) hear the most wonderful music.

don rickles came over also the same night. cher sat right there, and we got pizza for her. we talked about politics as we are wont to do. >> for now, the comedienne plays host es in her newse miles away. she reportedly paid $10.5 million for this 13,000 square foot bel-air mansion. at the top of kathy's dream guest list, the couple next door. >> right across the wall, kim kardashian west and, as my mother mispronounces it, kenya. >> do you plan to offend kanye by any way. >> i'm happy to offend little which is very convenient. kris came over and she brought the biggest bouquet of flowers you've ever seen. >> what are you doing? >> and apparently jenner took home some precious hardware. >> you know where to find me. >> all joking aside, kathy gives kris credit for the big purchase on kimye's block. >> she actually was saying i think you would like this neighborhood. i was like, well, it's like right next to your daughter and that psycho. >> she just laughed. she's a very good laugh. >> doing that move next to kim and kanye, her stand-up will go on forever. >> that's awesome.

that. [ laughter ] have you heard your running mate donald trump dropped so many insults it's like don rickles twitter account. [ laughter ] and by the way, at the exact same time pence was claiming that trump doesn't insult people, trump managed to get wiggle free of his babysitters and retweet a supporter who said this, quote, "kaine looks like an evil crook out of the batman movies." [ laughter ] he? he looks like a crook out of a batman movie? i'm pretty sure they used your face as a model for the bad half of two-face. about this debate was the fact that the gop will find anyway it tocan sanitize or excuse trump's most outrageous statements. even to go so far as to pretend he never said them in the first ple. pence in this debate was like a candidate from an alternate universe where his running mate wasn't donald trump. his strategy for deflecting criticism of trump's most controversial comments was just a flat out deny that they've ever come out of trump's mouth in the first place. >> these guys say all mexicans are bad -- >> absolutely false. donald trump's claim that he wants to -- that