sebastian maniscalco, everybody!t understand what cancer is. because she can't spell emphysema. because she is a butterfly, who fights fires. because she is my daughter, and the surgeon general says that raising tobacco taxes... is a proven way to make sure she never smokes. "late show." tune in next week when we have mel gibson, michael strahan, and tig notaro. james corden is next. have a great weekend! good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry ♪ where it is you come from it'll be all right ♪ it's the late, late show >> reggie: ladies and gentlemen, all the way from weno, micronesia, give it up for your host, the one, the only, james

please welcome sebastian maniscalco!cheers and applause ) i saw some of you pull up in uber. i know that's big. uber. uber"x." what is that? it's like hitchhiking with your phone. god knows what's going to pull up tonight to pick you up. some guy in a ford fes festiva. grocery in the back. child seat. loose popcorn. what's going on back here, guy? you on an errand? ( laughter ) uber black. that's supposed to be better. better car. you ever get in an uberblack car? that guy, he can't stop talking about his candy. ( laughter ) as soon as you get in, "candy in the back if you want it! i got the jolly ranchers. i got suckers! iphone 4, 5, 6 charge!" what? "i got crest whitestrip if you want." crest whitestrip? it's a three-minute ride. ( laughter ) it's weird. they're rating you. you're rating them. everyone is on some fake behavior. you feel like you've got to talk to the guy or you're going to get a star. as soon as you get in, "how long have you been doing uber?" ( laughter ) and they never just do uber. they always got s

here we're can comedian sebastian maniscalco. thanks for being here. >> thanks for having me on the couch. is there that's nice. you're easy to please. we allowed to you sit down, and you're happy about it. >> i'm telling you, this is my first panel, ever. so thank you for putting me on the couch. >> stephen: this is your first time sitting down at a talk show? >> yeah. >> stephen: here's my first question for your talk show. you're from a traditional italian family, right? >> i am. >> stephen: how do your parents feel about you going into comedy because this is a risky thing to do with your life. >> it is risky, but my mother when i was nine came home and said, "get dressed in a nice suit. we're going to the mall. i put you into a modeling competition." so i'm like, "what?" she's like, "get in the basement. we're going to do a skit. we're going to teach you how to walk down a runway to "eye of >> stephen: you're a big sylvester stallone fan? >> sure i had the "rocky poster" and all. we're doing the rehearsals. i had the punches.

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tune in tomorrow when my guests will be drew carey, claire foy and matt smith, and comedian sebastian maniscalco. now stick around for james corden and his guests, ll cool j, andrew garfield, and january good night! ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ? are you ready to have some fun ? feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ? where you come from it's gonna be all right

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