after losing a bet with his friend, that man had to be the first person to ever have a a jitta wrea - wreak havoe outside of his stomach. this story was suggested by a viewer using the #topicalstorm. why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't. because there were 20,000 ducks blocking its path. oh, man. so many ducks. what is this, the peabody hotel? good lord. the ducks are so orderly. think about how many pillows you could make out those birds if you had two or three hand grenades laying around. that would be the best night's sleep in the world. and this would make for an interesting traffic report on national public radio. it reminds me of "duck hunt." remember? say hello. thank you so many for watching the show tonight. you can follow me on twitter and instagram. email kennedyfbn@foxbusiness.com. and tomorrow on the show i have got gavin mcinnis. and fox news contributor kt mcfarland. one heck of a day coming your way tomorrow night. make sure your night. i'll be on "red eye." good-bye. paid presentation for cindy crawford's new meaningful beauty ultra, brought to you by guthy-r