my father is john judson bailey. you have heard of him. yeah. we've heard of him. well, then, i guess you know that my dad can have just about anything he wants in this state, nevertheless, i'm holding you for leaving the scene of an accident. circuit judge will be by in a few days. you can present your case then. i'm afraid we're gonna have to detain you till then. jail? what about my father? oh, he can come see you anytime. visiting hours are from 2:00 to 4:00. what do you mean you can't find my father? well, call dad's attorney! tell him i'm... i'm in some hokey-pokey jail. i don't know! some one-horse town called mayberry. well, you tell him to get down here quick. hi, young fella. barney gone already, huh? well... come on. where are we going? what? i promised my young 'un i'd take him fishin'. barney's watching bicycles at the movie house and i got nobody to stay here, so you'll have to go with us. what if i don't want to go? well, i'm afraid you got no choice in the matter. let's go. ( sighs ) oh, and, uh, i know you won't try anything foolish like trying to