you know, so, you never know. i mean, you just never know.ll, if you had the shot, i mean, bad news-- trump: look, when you're 20 years old or you're 18 years old, you'd probably say absolutely, you know? levin: are you a sore loser in sports? trump: well, i don't like losing. i don't think i'm a sore loser. you know, it's interesting--if somebody else plays great or does something great, i feel much better than if i lose it. i don't want to lose it, harvey. you know that feeling. you just don't want to be the one. i've never had a drink because of my brother. levin: does it worry you that you might have that gene? does it scare you? trump: i do have a personality that maybe, you know, you'd carry me out of this room one day, ok. levin: what do you mean by that? scalpel. i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm just a tv doctor. i never went to college. (scream) i don't do blood. but now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. is that a foot? we are the tv doctors of america. and we're partnering with cigna to help save lives. by g

you know. >> oh, are you kidding? hey. woah. no, i-- you know, i know what it's from. i just did a movie where i spent eight weeks with people, i didn't-- i didn't even think that i was kissing. >> well, you weren't kissing, but it's nice to hug. >> oh, hugging. you know, i see burt. i bite him. you know, on the ear, and stuff like that. >> generally men don't do that in this country. >> well-- >> it's nice just to. >> i'm going-- >> no. no. no. no. >> play the same music. [ laughter ] >> dom deluise. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> johnny, how are you? how you doing, john? [ laughter ] it's nice to be here on the tonight show. [ laughter ] >> do you ever notice the more macho guys-- especially in football. there's a lot of b- >> yes. they touch. oh, they had a wonderful time with me. the whole team could grab my-- at the same time. [ laughter ] there's room for everybody. >> you have been working on the picture the best little whore house in texas. >> yes. >> based on the broadway play with dolly parton. >> yes. oh, i have fallen in love with her. >> she's a nice lady. s

you know why, you know what and... i don't know what you're talking about. you know, you know. does this have anything to do with mrs. roper? a-ha! i knew you knew. why don't we sit down have a drink and... i don't want your drink. i'll buy my own drinks. you keep away from me. good heavens, jack, what was that all about? i don't know, but whatever you cooked up for mrs. roper it just boiled over. hey, all i did was try and get a couple back together again. now, what's wrong with that? i don't know, but... ( doorbell ringing ) every time you play cupid, janet, something goes wrong. mrs. rop... mr. furley. oh, janet, stanley found us in bed together. who? you and mr. furley? uh-huh. some cupid, stupid! you shot the wrong couple. the two of, the two of you were in bed? together? ( gasps ) cindy? cindy? could you go out and make a-a-a pot of coffee? okay... but tell me if i miss anything. mr. furley, would you mind telling me what you were doing in that bed? nothing. i didn't even know that she was there. he's a lot like stanley. until tomorrow night. yeah, mr. furley. you really

we don't know. we don't know if shooting occurred and then the fire alarm pulled or was the fire alarmed pulled but nevertheless, that's interesting information. a vehicle attack has to be included now in the data that you've uncovered. so a vehicle attack. a shooting attack. and there's a report of a machete attack. >> the nbc4 columbus, the affiliate there on their official twitter account right now, we can put this up, they're saying suspect dead. the columbus fire department indicating eight transported, one critical, seven in stable. jim, we talked to a young man, steven yonkers. i don't think you would mistake a body. you know pretty much and he's saying from his vantage point, there was a body covered. the police activity wasn't urgent. the police are standing around this covered body and that may be the suspect that the local affiliate is tweeting about now. >> and that could be as a result of him encountering tactical officers and could have shot him or could even be a suicide. where that e

brown one second. >> as always they always know who murdered my son and the police know the da know know who murdered my son and former gavin newsom put it in the paper himself saying he know who murdered my son with one exception no witnesses there are witnesses because they gave those names of the perpetrators that murder my son those are witnesses that gave those names of the perpetrators that were there when my son was shot thirty times with a semiautomatic gun i'm still watering for justice for my child you got thomas hannibal and paris moving get and anthony carter i didn't pull those names out of a hat those names are on any sons file on 850 bryant on the fifth floor those names were not pulled out of a hat those are the names that everyone has so i don't understand why my as opposed to case is not solved when you know when did this i bring this because i want the people to see and feel what i feel i want you to see what i feel every morning i might look okay. on the outside but i'm hurting on the inside i want justice any child and like i said i'm not just fighting for my child t

i know. no. that's not what we -- >> that's when it really you know --. >> jimmy: that's not why. >> i mean, when she becomes a a teenager. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah. no, no, no. >> that's bad enough. that's going to be scary. >> jimmy: you have otis. >> otis. yeah, little two-and-a-half-year-old otis. >> jimmy: who is just a genius baby. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: he is. >> he's a musical genius. whether he wants to be or not. >> jimmy: exactly. where does daisy come from, the name? >> daisy. we have an awesome cousin, liv's cousin by birth, mine by association, named daisy. and it's a great name and i got a weird last name, you know, sudeikis. it's got a lot of syllables, you know, a lot of funky things going on there so when she suggested daisy, i was like daisy sudeikis and i was like, that's great. and then we -- then her middle name is josephine. my father's middle name is joseph. and i also have a great-grandfather named joseph. and liv had a great-grandmother named josephine so

i know. but there you go. >> this is katja. >> seth: oh katja. >> she felt a sort of bond villain. >> seth: a bond villain, it looks like, at a some sort of hardware store. >> yes. yeah i actually get put into a box in that episode. >> seth: oh do you really? >> yeah. >> seth: well, things are going great for you. >> yeah, get back in your box. >> seth: back in your box there you go. i also want to ask because i saw this photo which is it safe to say it seems like you both have hands on your chest. this is you meeting sarah jessica parker? >> yes, yes. >> seth: okay and so was that a big deal for you? >> huge, huge. i think i was at the four seasons hotel. we were both doing press and sarah was doing press for "divorce." >> seth: uh huh. >> and i didn't know she was there at the time. i went outside and had photographs taken. and i saw this woman in the window. kind of this outline of a woman getting her hair done. touched up, you know. god, that's sarah jessica parker. i'm like standing in h

you know, failing eyesight. somebody who in theory, i mean, should never have been able to do the job. but he was. is and there are people who speculated that that is really what accounts for jackson's hair-trigger temper. he was an angry guy. but we now know he was in terrible pain every single day of his presidency. but, you know, that's a short list of some of our healthiest presidents. >> barack obama? >> you know, it's very interesting to me. my impression -- and, again, i'm just a librarian. i'm not a historian. but my impression is that in 2008, john mccain, a much older man and much more fragile, at least on paper than barack obama, more forth coming about the state of his health and his health history than the much younger and presumably much healthier barack obama. so i think that's interesting. >> the 25th amendment you had talked about, it sounded effectively what it is saying that the president that is unhealthy is impeaching. >> impeaching is the wrong word. because being ill has nothing to do with

i got a right to know ? ? pour your little heart ? ? out to me baby ? ? you know you know ? ? i don't wanna let go ? ? every face tells a story ? ? it's hard to hide a lie ? ? every face tells a story ? ? yours is saying good bye ? ? every face tells a story ? ? it's hard to hide a lie ? ? every face tells a story ? ?? [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> hello, olivia. how are ya, sweetie? >> hey, that's great. and not only do you sing great, but you photograph like eight million dollars. >> oh, thank you, very much. >> you really do. how are ya? you haven't been with us, for what, almost two years? year and a half? >> eighteen months, i think. about. >> that's about a year and a half. [ laughter ] i'm not very quick. >> these things take me a moment to-to-to put in perspective. uh-- >> always good at math. >> i was always-- yeah, great-- where ya been? touring? uh-- >> i just finished a television special, and that's taken off, the last-- >> that's the one that comes up, this-- uh, next wednesday. >> yes. and, um, i just completed a new album, and i'm just getting ready to go on tour.

i would re-- well, you know-- you know, re had the chance. in a beverly hills swimming pool, you just don't go scuba diving. and i've never been to the caribbean. i've always m-- uh, that's where i learned, though-- >> oh, that's-that's lovely. >> to scuba dive-- in my pool. so, i b-- i went scuba diving-- >> you took the official lessons and got certified, and all that? >> got certified. >> should do that. >> and went into a big tank, and-- in san diego, uh, with a whole bunch of big fish. really nice. i loved that. >> now, whaddya gonna do if you go down to the bahamas, or something, and you're down there, and a barracuda comes up? what-what would you do? >> what would i do? >> mmm-hmm. >> uh-- i-- i-- sorry [ laughter ] why, i certainly would-- >> that-that's one of first things, screaming. >> that's right. i'd just scream, and i'd say-- i mean, will you do a mugger? >> no, no, no, no, no. [ mock screaming ] no, no, no. that gets them exci-- >> whaddya do? >> you just be very quiet. >> yeah, and promise not to bleed, so he'll p-- no, it's

you know? the person with the most electoral votes in the end won. so we'll certainly go back and look. i'm really proud of our team. we've -- you know, this has been a long, long road. you know, we had a candidate like none other, you know, who really -- you know, added new dynamic to the race. we had our younger, what we call our road warriors, who are out there covering these stories. >> seth: they did a fantastic job. >> and they were just amazing. and it was just -- energized the place. and you know, tuesday was our super bowl. >> seth: yeah. know, did we fumble or did we throw a few interceptions along the way? i don't know. we'll look that, but i'm really, really proud of the work we did. >> seth: and you -- i should note, and you have the nickname, because you sat in the chair so much for breaking news, true story, your nickname is iron pants. >> yes. [ laughter ] somehow -- you wanna see? [ light laughter ] did i just do that in front of an audience? >> seth: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >

you know? >> okay. >> seth: i want the magic of movie making without seeing you jamming stuff up your nose. >> i feel sort of the opposite of that. in the sense that i love real human behavior like you sit in a mall. you see people, you know, just unconsciously obviously because it's just you know behavior and put your hands there. and i go "why, i can't i do that in movies?" so i go up to the director and i say "you know, i'm going to pick my nose in this scene or just go like this. or i'm gonna touch my ear or go like that." you know how you go like that? >> seth: yeah sure. >> and they never allowed me to do it. >> seth: that never let do it? >> i go "this is how you win an oscar man." >> seth: here's the thing. here's what i hope for you, one i hope you win an oscar. and two i hope the clip they show when you accept is you just working that ear. thank you for being here. >> i'll get the oscar and go like that. >> seth: immediately shake it. aaron eckhart everybody "bleed for this" opens in

we know that works. we know that can help people come out and contribute to their communities, and pass it on to their children and family members. but in terms of what you were saying per policy, second chance pell is an example. if we had full pell statements, i think that would be great in terms of changing how correctional systems think about education, you know, bianca mentions how it changes the whole culture of an institution when you have a college, because that provides hope for people. there is something more that they can do beyond, noy, if they have a ged, they can go get an associate's or bachelor's degree. if they don't have their ged, there is a reason to pursue it, because there is something beyond that. that's part of it. >> i'll take it even further. the punishment is the sentence itself. the deprivation of liberty is the punishment. prison doesn't have to do anything to further punish. it should be about from day one, how do you prepare that individual to succeed upon release back to t

who knows? the next secretary of state could be you. [ laughter ] one of donald trump's potential attorney generals is reportedly already working on a plan to make muslims register with the government. does anyone see a problem with that? or do you nazi? [ cheers and applause ] vice president joe biden and vice president-elect mike pence had lunch together this afternoon, and just to piss him off, biden told the waiter it was their anniversary. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new poll, almost 60% of americans believe donald trump should compromise with democrats. mexican border, maybe a beaded curtain? [ laughter ] [ applause ] a female astronaut is about to become the oldest woman to fly into space, and this is pretty amazing. she is going to do it without a rocket ship. [ light laughter ] just take off with rage. the mayor of london said recently that if people based in the u.s. want to escape quote, "london is open." said melania, "taxi!" [ light laughter ] actress carrie fisher reve

you doajt know. you don't know so a couple of parents like pedro also justin in the end they're watching to see how much red or how much u blue they're wearing. and both of them talk about hiding certain colors of clothing and for the kids -- sometimes it's like well, part-time going to have to wear red in order to get through the day. so it's not leak there wasn't sthung -- going on. you need rules and as soon as you start applying rules those they thinks are going to fall apart. why is that kid wearing red in the gang and this kid is wearing red not in the gang? and are we in a place where -- wearing red is illegal or holding your fingers in a certain way is a gang sign or is kind of a -- sufficient proof to, you know, put someone away? then comes to the second thing which is the book did you want really go into this apart from in as far as gun related gang related becomes a slair in the dead. but that it's not like if you put me in prison you keep them away frommening gas, actually, prison has a g

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did he tell you any stories like, "you know, when the ladz and i were, you know, you know, back in the star club in hamburg," stuff like that? >> yeah, kind of-- kind of along those lines. yeah, i'm a huge beatles fan, so iu on his way out, but i did get a few questions in. my girlfriend snuck a photo in. happened. it's proof. i have the photo, stephen, do you know what i'm saying. >> stephen: you can tell your grandchildren. >> it erased in the clouds. i miss pictures. beautiful stage, by the way, too, it's my first time here. just the whole thing is unbelievable. >> stephen: it's gorgeous. >> great crowd. ( applause ) >> popping in and out, as one does. >> stephen: he's on the staff. he's on the staff here. ( laughter ) you've got-- now-- let's move on from something-- let's leave the election and go on to something happier, you being repeatedly punched in the face. >> another great, great. >> stephen: you are playing the boxer vinny paz. >> yeah. >> stephen: in the new movie "bleed for this." it's a truistic right? >> it's a true story. i think it's a movie-- it's coming out novembe

i don't know! i don't even know. i don't know -- [ light laughter ] i don't know. >> jimmy: who's got the most? kimberly, you got the most. >> she's slowly turning into dolly parton. [ laughter ] right? >> jimmy: well, i'm slowly turning into george clinton. who was it? >> who was that? >> it's me. >> jimmy: it is you! we got it right. [ cheers and applause ] can you give us a taste? >> yes. yeoseot, ilgop, yeodeol, ahop, yeol! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. ? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, not bad. >> with a georgia drawl. >> jimmy: with a georgia drawl. yeah. >> my husband and little girl take karate, so that's how i know. >> jimmy: aw, that's so cute. come on. all right, this is the last one here. and i -- you got off so easy. oh my gosh. >> okay. "i can do a mean michael mcdonald impression." >> jimmy: it's one of you guys. wait. i think we know who. i think we know what -- [ laughter ] all right, stop, stop! >> i feel like i was being set up for that one. oh, my -- >> do it. >> jimmy: well, you must know that yeah -- w

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should i know? maybe i shouldn't know. [ laughter ] swear to god, it's a love letter. she's like, i'm not up to this. >> jimmy: cher sounds like benji from "the howard stern show." [ laughter ] these are some of the working titles originally. the book was not originally gifford: the story of a woman who was not kathie lee gifford jooncht i feel that was very moving. >> a nod to your career in primetime television, "suddenly boozing." >> four years on nbc. >> jimmy: "kath-22." >> there's always a catch. >> jimmy: this is a good one, "make america gay again." [ cheers and applause ] finally, i don't know what this is. i hope to see [ laughter ] >> that's the real me. >> jimmy: well, kathy, the book is a lot of fun. it's wonderful to see you. we'll give everyone in the audience these haunting kathy heads. [ cheers and applause ] go online, i don't know how to do it, but -- kathy griffin, "celebrity run-ins" comes out november 28th at the wiltern theater. we'll be right back with jacob tremblay. [ cheers and applause ] ? simulation initiated. ? [beeping] take on any galaxy

you know?ook at t this. look at this. amy goodman: that dog bit you? victor puertas: yeah, the dog did it, you know? look at this. its there. its all bleeding. amy goodman: maam, your dog just bit this protester. your dog just bit that protester. are you telling the dogs to bite the protesters? protester 8: she keeps sicking them after people. amy goodman: the dog has blood in its nose and its mouth. protester 8: and shes still standing here threatening us. protester 9: you cant put the blame on your dog. youre an evil woman. protester 8: thats mistreatment against your own animal. protester 9: you cant put your blame on the [bleep] dog. youre evil. protester 8: thats mistreatment against your own animal. protester 9: you will live with that. protester 10: get the [bleep] out of here! protester 8: these people are just threatening all of us with these dogs. and she, that woman over there, she was charging, and it bit somebody right in the face. and then it charged at me and tried to bite me. an

i don't know [ bleep ] otter. i don't know everything.retty much off and on for the last 14 years, i've been in and out of prison. i come from a good background. six brothers and sisters. went to school, made straight as for the longest time, but i dropped out in the tenth grade, and that's when i veered off into the wrong crowd, selling drugs, stuff like that. >> sauer says he's earned his ged in prison, but that doesn't make up for all he's lost while behind bars. >> you've got to go all the way down. my mom passed away, my dad passing away. they took my kids, adopted my kids out. so i've been through a lot the last 14 years, and here i am back in the same situation, square one. but it's all good, because one day i'll be back on the block with a sack full of green and i'll be packing a block. they can take my freedom, never attack my thoughts, most people couldn't follow me in the tracks i walk. i'm really being into music, i guess that's why i've got the music notes on my face and my hands. you know, i try to write a lot about my life,

i know that's not the case, you know?y that the next kid doesn't, you know, fall by the wayside. >> anthony: how do you not become cynical? do you harden your heart or just -- >> tawanda: no, actually i have to replenish myself or i'm not going to be any good to them or my own family. these kids are like precious cargo to me. some have pretty tough lives. some of them have the responsibility of a 30-something year old. they're holding down their homes and they're only kids. no kid should have to go through that. >> anthony: 25 years down the road, what do you think camden is going to be like? >> tawanda: wow, i'm praying that it turns into the camden that i remember and i know that i'm helping our future leaders to become a part of that change. i'm very hopeful and there's no doubt in my mind that there is going to be a positive camden. no doubt. >> anthony: you're going to stay? >> tawanda: i'm not going anywhere. my pop pop didn't leave. i'm not leaving. >> anthony: yeah, i know. philadelphia is right over there. right

i-i know. yeah, i know. i know that. yeah. come here. >> chelsea: it's all gonna be okay. >> adam: hey. i love you. that's all. i love you. >> chelsea: i love you. [ doorbell rings ] >> daniel: ooh. too. >> daniel: [ laughs ] yeah, i figured you'd be living at work. well, at least until they find adam. stopped by the station to say goodbye to you, and the sergeant told me i could find you here. >> kevin: i was helping out chloe. we're having a hard time getting bella to settle down. >> daniel: so... you and chloe. >> kevin: no, no, no, no. all hell has broken loose, and she's right in the thick of it. her best friend is on the run. i'm just getting her through it. she's asleep upstairs. i'm crashing on the couch. >> daniel: really? looks like a pretty comfortable couch. >> kevin: what is that supposed to mean? >> daniel: oh, nothing. just that i know you and your history with chloe. come on, man. i know you just don't want to be the good buddy holding her hand through a crisis. and you definitely don't want to >> chloe: hello,

you know? just sort of rhetoric about, hey, repeal and replace. a lot of people can say that. we've got a former physician, a surgeon, who understands how the system works from both sides of the equation. >> right, exactly. tom price is not going to be a controversial pick at all among republicans in part because of what you said. he's actually had the guts to put forward a plausible replacement for the affordable care act, but also because he has great relationships on capitol hill with his house colleagues. on top of that though, he's not just a d.c. insider. he was also a founding member of the congressional tea party caucus, a fixture at many of the early tea party rallies back in 2010. he's been going after affordable care act ever since its inception, and he has a ton of credibility with the tea party. conservative bloggers, conservative social media types, they've really bent over backwards to make sure he can have one foot in the englishment camp and another in the movement conservative

if hillary's elected, you know, i don't know.hink the congress should -- of course, the congress has been so inept, at least, you know, the democrats all stick together no matter if the country goes down the tubes. but the republicans have been so inept at dealing with issues like this. i wouldn't think he would. and certainly, if mr. trump is elected, i don't think he'd last past the first day of his inauguration. liz: all right. fbi assistant director james kallstrom, thank you for joining us and thank you for your service to our cup. >> yes, ma'am. liz: hillary clinton is campaigning in ohio with basketball great lebron james in cleveland. turnout is key here. election watchers keep saying it is a really close race. the african-american vote can put a candidate over the top to win. she got support from lebron james today, and you're right, turnout is important, and the voice of lebron james, perhaps the most popular guy in the state of ohio. very clearly in her corner. he says they need to do it again and, of course, if hillar

look, i didn't know nothin' about no gasoline. look, all i know is, sam called to pick him up. i get there, and he-- he's got this pepsi bottle full of gas. i said, "i'll take you where you want to go, "but i don't want to know nothin' about that pepsi bottle." so that's what happened. i took him where he wanted. he got out. i waited. he--he come back. [snickers] congratulations, joe. that story bought you a lethal injection. the hell if it does. write him up the same as depaul. wait, wait, wait! listen to me! he had me stay around the corner so i couldn't see what was gonna happen. look, a few minutes after he got out of the car... i saw this big fireball. then here comes sam runnin' back. so how about that? yeah. that's good. you and your pepsi bottle filled with gasoline. hey, joe rizolli didn't see crap. so he couldn't give crap up. sit down! now they won't even know she was shot. those words ring a bell there, sam? 'cause joe rizolli told us what you said. a little while longer, so i can have the pleasure of beatin' your balls off every wall in this room until i tire mysel

i know. i've got a thing for big fish, too. you're a police officer? no, i'm a cop. my friend, tom hanson, he's a police officer. how did you know that? these guys can never keep a secret. all right, that's it. forget my greenpeace donation this year. no, really, how did you know? he called-- told me you were a good guy. said if i didn't go out with you they would have to put you to sleep. hanson? but before we go out, there is something i want to ask you. do you have a girlfriend? me? no, the whale. you know, honesty. no, i really don't. 'cause i'm reall tired of that. you know, dating some guy who has a whole other life. me too. i mean about dating some girl. okay, good. i know this great fish fry place. shh! not in front of the children. hi. harley? i'm tom hanson. i know. then i guess you know why i'm here, right? more than you do. you can bet on it. you like motorcycles? yeah, i like motorcycles. yeah, me, too. i like scaring the heck out of myself you know? cool. ? yeah, i used to. back

you know? [ laughter ] i just want to get poisoned. i n't know. eventually i'll have to do something and get skinny, just because like my personality is not getting better. [ laughter ] and that's the way life works. the better you look, the more of a monster can you be. it's really magic. like hot girl life is the best life. you can do anything you want. if you're a super hot girl, you can just be sitting on a date slitting your wrists and a guy would be like, "oh, she's just [ laughter ] yeah, i know, she's a fire cracker." but i don't hate it. like i'm not -- i understand it. we all do weird things to get laid. you know what i mean -- everybody. everybody does weird things to get laid. like, no one likes to hear an acoustic guitar. but you listen, you know. [ light laughter ] like, "wonderwall" sounds really good. so i'm not mad about it. i'm also guilty of it, too. ke i excuse my hot friends' behavior all the time. i have one friend, stacey, i'm like, "yeah, she's racist, but [ laughter ] bring her. she'll get us what we need. we need her ther

so-- ( laughter ) you know, it took a long time to get comfortable, you know. because, look, i've-- i converted to islam in, like, '99, or 2000, and then, you know, 9/11 happened. so it was a really difficult time. and now, you know, with someone who is kind of trying to reinforce this division, it's challenging. because, look, being an african american first, and then being a muslim, like, those are two groups of people who feel misunderstood. and they feel like people who have been trying to fight to be accurately represented in of and seen as full human beings and as equal and as people with something to offer as well. and so, it's a very challenging time. but, you know, i-- i believe and i have hope and there's a lot of people out there doing a lot of good work. and-- and yeah. so... fingers crossed moving forward. >> stephen: thanks for being here. >> thank you. ( cheers and applause ) mahershala ali, everybody! we'll be right back with comedian chris gethard. stick around. lights! some help. got it! and the ornaments might take a little bit more time. but

that you know.>> stephen: i don't know how to sing it. >> it's one of those songs that makes me feel empowered and we've been through it -- >> would you sing a little? >> jon, do you know it? >> jon: yeah, i'll try it out and see ♪ good time "am i in the right key. >> stephen: i promise you don't. i promise i don't ♪ good times and bum times ♪ i've seen them all and, my dear, i'm still ♪ really? >> stephen: no, i don't ♪ plush velvet sometimes sometimes just pretzel and beer. but i'm here ♪ i've run the gamut a. to z. ♪ three cheers and damn it, c'est la vie ♪ i got through all of last year and i'm here ♪ lord knows at least i was there ♪ and i'm here oh, i'm really feeling my oates now. ♪ look who's here ( cheers and applause ) ♪ we're still here ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: anna kendrick, everybody! "scrappy little nobody" is out now! we'll be right back with maherahala ali. ♪ so i'm making a peppermint mocha for ms. tammy. hey ms. tammy! hey! she's just become like that second mom to me p

you know? [laughter] which is not the same thing. but what we do, the reason we're still together after 27, 26 years, anyways, the reason we're still together is that we love each other's company. we particularly, after we play we always go out. we go to, usually, a hotel room or a bar, and we consume adult beverages and talk. [laughter] and that is usually my favorite part of being in the remainders, although one time it produced a scary moment for me. this was in new york city, and we had played a gig. that's a musician term for -- [laughter] we played a gig with chords in it. [laughter] too many chords. and afterward, we went to the hotel bar. i may have had a few too many vodka gimlets. and i was sitting between roy blunt jr. and thot thorough -- scott thoreau, two of my favorite people in the band, and i was torn between the two guys. scott was telling this really long story about his spleen. [laughter] detailed. to the people, you know, kind of listening. and i was tubing in and tuning ou

>> i don't know. know? >> no, i want to watch it with the fans. >> jimmy: maybe it's "i don't want to know." [ light laughter ] well, it could be that. >> jimmy: it's tricky. >> i'll tell you what it's not. >> jimmy: what's that? >> maybe it's "kirk is your overlord." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could see that. >> my idea to amy was "drop the gun, kirk," and she rejected it. >> jimmy: drop the gun, kirk. no. but it's a much deeper, right? >> it's more philosophical. >> jimmy: it is. >> you had some better ideas in your monologue. >> jimmy: right? that stars hollow never existed. it's like this whole thing is in a snow globe and that's the way it ends. >> who's going to pay my mortgage in that case? >> jimmy: no, exactly. yeah. i was just trying to figure it all out because i'm trying to think is it a carol king reference. it's very tricky thing. so i don't know what -- >> yeah, it's bigger than all of us. >> jimmy: yeah. it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, that's six words. [ laughter ] i can't wait to see this. it

you know -- >> we don't know. we know that this follows a pattern in the campaign.hat's different now is that the megaphone that donald trump has has gotten much, much bigger. and has much more power to reverberate than it did even when he became the republican nominee for president. and i think this is something that president-elects learn, the kind of consequences that their words can have, including unintended consequences. we're at a point where everybody in america, and around the world are looking for signals about what kind of president donald trump will be. and we have less information about that than we do about most people who get elected president, because this campaign has been so extraordinary and because he has sent mixed snals about various things. everything he says. every appointment he makes his first appointment we expect at chief of staff will send enormous signals about what kind of president -- >> i can understand why he might be a little irritated because there are other examples in our culture right now that you raise your eyebrows. "people"

oh, you don't know why? well, take your time. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump will reportedly hold a small gathering on election night instead of a large celebration, because he is superstitious. oh, sorry, i read that wrong. super racist. [ laughter ] former kkk leader, david duke, told reporters today that if he his elected to the senate he would be donald trump's most loyal advocate. when asked what he'd do if trump loses, duke said, "i'll bu [ laughter ] "the economist" magazine endorsed hillary clinton for president this week. while donald trump was endorsed by "shootin' at stop signs gazette." [ laughter ] and finally, a cafe in switzerland that was supposed to offer men oral sex along with their coffee, is considering replacing sex workers with "yeah, but how's the coffee," asked nobody. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is one of my favorite actors. he's in an incredible new movie called "hacksaw ridge." the fantastic vince vaug

'cause, well, obviously we know you're a talk show host. we know you're an author.eth: okay. >> a little something it's called the wendy -- >> seth: you seem like you're underplaying it. >> well, i mean, you know, it's doing very well. >> seth: that's great. what kind of stuff is it? >> um, outerwear. dresses and shoes. and it's doing very wonderful. and i have been there for almost two years now, and next time i go back is december 9th. >> seth: oh, that's great. >> thank you for acknowledging, yes. >> seth: yeah, of course. any time any of my friends have a fashion line, i acknowledge it. [ laughter ] >> well, let me tell you something, between doing that talk show, taking care of my family, and sitting at that sewing machine -- >> seth: oh, yeah, 'cause that's -- >> making stuff. >> seth: 'cause you make every piece by yourself, right? >> honey, let me tell you something. [ laughter ] what a mess. >> seth: whatever you're sewing, you cobble the shoes. is that correct? >> yes. yes, seth. >> seth: yeah, people don't know that. but you are, you are a long time cobbl

i know i can do it. well, i don't know, chrissy. if you're really serious... i am! i am! let's go, okay? okay. whoa, hey! what's the hurry? we can't talk, jack. we have to go to work. darlene's taking me to the convention. have fun. darlene, are we on for tomorrow? d to it, jack. "yes... and i'm looking forward to it, jack." ( falsetto squeak ): ah! ? i want a girl ? ? just like the girl ? ? who married dear old dad. ? hi, mom! this is jack. no, i wasn't crying, mother. i'm coming down to see you. yeah, yeah. and i'm bringing someone special. her name is darlene. ( glass breaking ) she's the kind of girl you've always wanted me to bring home. she's a kind of small-town girl very sweet and very... safe? very nice. in fact she's a lot like you. listen, mom. i don't want to sell her to you over the phone. you'll be able to judge her tomorrow. i'll see you later! i gotta go! bye! you mind explaining yourself? was it so important that it couldn't wait? darlene is a hundred-dollar- a-night call girl. i don't care! when a guy's talking to his mother...! a call girl! that's right

>> guest: we don't know. i think the takeaway from this program is we just don't know what's going to happen. but that was a good illustration of unintended consequences. one of the things i warned against when with i was a commissioner is if you classify be broadband internet access, you take away jurisdiction and consumer protection in antitrust protection under something called the common carrier exemption. you're saying broadband providers are now common carriers just like a monopoly phone company from 1934 so, therefore, the power of the ftc, which is an enforcement agency and act pretty swiftly, is now taken away. so this now starts to cross wires, no pun intended, in terms of who's in charge of what. it's now spilled over into privacy causing a lot of consumer confusion with different standards by the fcc versus the federal trade commission, so that's part of the confusion and the meds caused by the title ii classification. what can you do to remove that confusion while still protecting entrepreneurs a

i know. i know. i know, i know, i know. so i guess in one week, we'll know if donald trump is our next president or if hillary clinton rigged the election. [ cheers and applause ] did you see there's a memo from a veteran spy that says vladimir putin has been supporting donald trump for five years. after hearing this, trump said -- [ trump impression ] oh my god, i forgot it was our anniversary. [ laughter ] what do you get for five? is it crystal? i hope it's not china. [ laughter and applause ] let't right now, all eyes are on cleveland for the indians and the cubs in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. how exciting is that? but there's another notable team in town, the cleveland browns. they're the only team in the nfl that hasn't won a single game all season. after eight straight losses, they decided to shake up their playbook, yeah. and we got a hold of it. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: some of the new plays, yeah. check these out. first, there's the, everybody [ laughter and applause ] that