my name is logan mcburney. you're a bigfoot, for sure. now, stay out of my way! i'm fixing to catch me "old ironsides." mr. mcburney, , y do you need such a large wagon... ....o carry mrs. mcburney to the burial ground? why? because she's a big woman. this lovely lady is mei lee ho, of my village in the north... ...soon to b bmy wife. i am mei lee ho of the imperial court... ...concubine totois imperial majesty. i had hoped you would not shame yourself and me with that intelligence. you're the only source of shame in my life, kai tong. kwai chang... a token, which you must carry. i will do what i can to marry you and anna. you hear that, annnn we're gonna get hitched in chinese! he has tracked us. [theme music] do. say, "i do," anna... ...so the reverend can hear you. she says, "i do." you heard her? it is enough that you heard. i did. husband. no. that's not the way. what the hell kind of a christian are you,u,nyway? that ain't what you're supposed to say. you're supposed to say: "i now pronounce you man and wife." i now pronounce you man and wife. you hear that