i'm not goin' down this road with you again, merleen. what?! i've gotta admit, stonewall made a heck of an exit. dressing up like uncle sam, getting into a 1956 lincoln continental and blowing himself up all over harlan's yard. let's face it. the man knew how to party. l tell you something. this is just unbelievable. what landed in your yard? oh, just a little piece of his dashboard. what's really exciting is he made me executor of his will. well, that proves that the guy's nuts! mean, hateful, deceitful-- and he left you $1 million. ...and a big heart... man: ? got my front porch swing ? ? a glass of lemonade ? ? a baby on my knee ? ? i think i got it made ? ? you'd best be believin' ? ? i'm never leavin' evening shade ? ? they got ten-cent stores ? ? no locks on the doors ? ? and everybody knows your name ? ? they got sunday school ? ? the golden rule ? ? is slower than molasses ? ? and you can't help but smile ? ? lyin' in the shade ? ? so come on down ? ? and you'll be glad you stayed ? ? don't talk about leavin' ? ? i'm never leavin' eveni