didn't millard fillmore warn you? actually, it was f.d.r., but i blew him off. f.d.r.? oh, they've upgraded the magic book. right. you've got to go back and get everyone who's been affected by your fear shadow to come home with you. oh, no problem. right after i end hunger. and hurry-- the longer the shadow is loose the greater the fear will grow. okay! when i said crisis, i meant zelda. ( voice breaking ): she's putting booties on me. ( all screaming ) wait, valerie, stop! why are you so afraid? the earth, the stars, space... 're decomposing as we speak! mr. kraft, i need you to get everyone back to my house. that is just what my enemies want. enemies? i am surrounded by enemies plotting behind my back. people who want my assembly to fail. there's nothing behind your back except... ( screams ) mr. kraft when will you formally make me spring queen? i know you-- you're one of the four horsemen. the one with too much eye shadow. we should never have stopped school prayer. wait, why are you wearing so much makeup? you know, i'm not going to be summer princess or autumn emp

president because i thought that in 2016 we do not have this deep public fascination for the life of millard fillmore and so many of our presidents in fact were insignificant and so 500 pages is the length of the book and it is heavy enough as it is -- i will tell those of you who are encouraged to pick up the book, read about the presidents of your lifetime first. you don't have to start on page one. read at the presidents of your lifetime you know the most about. those questions are going to plug right in, get you comfortable with the question-and-answer format of the book and then once you finish those chapters, read about the president who preceded your lifetime, so that is my recommendation. >> thank you so much, and thanks to everybody for coming. [indiscernible] [applause] >> we have a distinguished member of the audience and we know you have great taste in history so my here comes santa claus speech apparently started with the governor. you can also be an owner of the book. it has the best cover. thank you to c-span for filming this tonight. thanks to all of you for coming. [inaudible] we hop

i thought that in 2016, we do not have this deep public fascination for the life of millard fillmore. so many of our presidents were insignificant. so 500 pages is the length of the book. it is big enough and heavy enough as it is. i will tell those of you who are encouraged to pick up the book, read about the presidents of your lifetime first. you don't have to read this book in a particular order. you don't have to start on page one. read about the president of your lifetime. then, read about the presses that preceded your lifetime. >> thank you so much. and thanks everyone for coming. welcome, governor. we have a distinguished member of the audience. we know you have great taste in history. my "hear comes santa claus" speech apparently started with the governor. he has the book in his hand. you too can be an owner of the book. it has the best cover of any book in publication thanks to c-span for filming this tonight. thanks to all of you, a surprise in december. we are a little gittering about saying anything. we look forward to seeing you. karen will be back. you won't have to hav

millard fillmore. millard fillmore. that's about the way it was when he was alive. he was born this day in 1800. he was our 13th president, and i guess he's famous unforgettable president. he didn't do much. his birthday is most often the occasion for parties, for which there's no other reason, did you know that? did that make any sense, at all? no, he's famous for not doing anything as president. at least he didn't have to remember what to forget. [ laughter ] [ applause ] from time to time, nbc likes me to do a plug for their prime hard-hitting tv documentary on, starring jaclyn smith, called, "i want to chew." it's the martha ray story, in which she learns to cope-- [ laughter ] after the tragic loss of her teeth. [ laughter ] you folks may be flying home cheaper than it cost you to get out here, did you know that? there's an airline fare war, right now, between continental, and i guess, all of them. right now, for, i think, $100, you can fly from one end of fred de cordova's office to the other. [ laughter ] do you know the fcc? it's not the fcc, is it? yeah the