i'll take the renoir and the michelangelo. no. how 'bout just the renoir? no. that i got. roger, don't you understand? i am in trouble with the internal revenue department. there's a guy named huggins on my neck. he's bringing an assessor over tomorrow. what am i--? how am i gonna explain all that art? it's very simple. all you have to do is tell him that-- yeah, what? what? well, you could say that, uh-- yeah, you got problems. doesn't he always? what's your problem this time, major? nothing, sir. roger and i were talking about art. yeah. about art. tony is a real culture vulture. [chuckles] the simulator's ready for you, major. i'll be right along, sir. you gonna handle the ground controls? it's the least i can do for one of the great collectors. if you don't mind, major. yes, sir. you finish this, huh? huh? oh, yeah. here's your hat. roger? [inhaling & exhaling] well, you are in remarkably good health, major. you can get dressed now. oh, thanks, sir. [phone rings] oh, excuse me. huggins? [glass shatters] i don't know any huggins. oh, urgent, huh? oh, very well. i'm on m

here's one that has a reproduction of a renoir famous painting, on each one. 's >> um hmm. >> the sierra club, which is a good organization, wildlife calendar. this is just a-- here's my favorite. junk food. >> look at that cover. oh. >> junk food calendar. these are what's inside. all of these junk foods. "leave it to beaver" calendar. now, we went searching around for some specialty-- and all of these calendars have specific dates. if you look through the sierra club calendar, they give you things that happen on certain dates. we found some very unusual calendars here, that soon will be in some of your favorite stores. here's one called football fans. let's see. january eighth, 1957. an historic event. during an nfl playoff game, the first male beer gut evolves. [ laughter ] to give a fan a place to rest his doritos and bud light while watching the game. november 24th, 1962, housewife trina glowatski, wearing a filmy negligee, is the first female to hear the phrase, "hey, honey, that can wait until halftime." [ laughter ] you're making up your own stuff, alr

my, renoir's "dancing at bougival." this is one of my favorite paintings. this book is yours? no. someone must have left it here. oh. look, it's from the museum of fine arts in boston. oh, all these beautiful paintings. this boston, is it far? oh, it's about an hour by air. i'll fly you. oh, good. it's still here. oh, this beautiful book is yours? i'm sorry. uh, that's okay. i guess we both go for the impressionists. but i am mad also for the expressionists-- klee, kandinsky, jean arp... oh, arp? i love him. i've always admired the dada school. i guess you could say your heart belongs to dada. don't get me wrong but you're an embarrassment to our country. by the way, i'm evan daniels. i'm anya volkova. so pleased to meet you. you know much about art. i teach art history at boston university. oh... it's just like a fairy tale-- the prince and the princess in a romantic encounter by the enchanting brook. anya, this may seem terribly forward but, uh, i'd love to show you the museum. oh, there's my girl. anya, i know how much you like this artsy stuff so i brought you a little somethi

here's one that has a reproduction of a renoir famous painting, that's kind of nice, isn't it? >> um hmm. >> the sierra club, which is a good organization, wildlife calendar. this is just a-- here's my favorite. junk food. >> look at that cover. oh. >> junk food calendar. these are what's inside. all of these junk foods. "leave it to beaver" calendar. spuds mckenzie calendar. now, we went searching around for some specialty-- and all of these calendars have specific dates. if you look through the sierra club calendar, they give you things that happen on certain dates. we found some very unusual calendars here, that soon will be in some of your favorite stores. here's one called football fans. let's see. ar an historic event. during an nfl playoff game, the first male beer gut evolves. [ laughter ] to give a fan a place to rest his doritos and bud light while watching the game. november 24th, 1962, housewife trina glowatski, wearing a filmy negligee, is the first female to hear the phrase, "hey, honey, that can wait until halftime." [ laughter ] you're making up your own stuff,