rhinoplasty. [doogie] wow. well put. the entire transformation from surgery to "wow" will only take three weeks. three weeks? yup. this is one young woman who's going to ring in the new year in style. andre, let's go over here, put you in front of the camera. new year's eve? sure. i'd love to go out with you, doogie. that's great. i love new year's eve-- getting dressed up, dancing, singing auld lang syne. out with the old, in with the new. i'm trying to coax a computer phobic doctor into the 20th century. i'm really glad you asked me. aah! oh, my god! bert! bert! stand back. give him some room. i'll call for the red gurney. get me a blood pressure cuff. he just lost it. and an o2 tank and an airway. stat! [kid] ray, what's wrong with bert? ray, get the kids out. all right. o.k., o.k. o.k. it's all right. dr. howser to the e.r. dr. howser to the e.r. hey, doog. how's bert? what's wrong with him? i've stabilized him in the e.r. how are the kids? pretty shaken up. i drove them to the center. i need to know what's going on.