you ain't fred sanford! that's fred sanford. huh? that's right. that's fred sanford. she's all yours, fred. what's the matter with you, grady? the matter with you, lady? come here! what's the matter with her, grady? grady, what's the matter with you? grady, what's the matter with her? lady, what's the matter with you? oh, fred! betty: open this door, fred sanford. i'll have the law on you! i'll sue you for breaking a promise. you'll be sorry, fred sanford! hey, that woman was either crazy or drunk. it's a little of the first and a lot of the second. well, you see, that was part of my game plan. now, i figured that if i got her as drunk as she was the night she was out with your father, then she would remember that i was not fred sanford. well, how come she thought i was fred sanford? well, like you said, she's either crazy or drunk. [knock on door] uh-oh, there she is again. now, if that's her, i'm going to call the police. that's a good idea, grady. it is the police! well, let them in. hey, how you doing grady, lamont. hey, smitty, hoppy, what's happening? hey. how a

he says, yeah, governor sanford was in argentina. oh, and it gets better, our gina smith called him at the airport. sounds like we're going to have a lot of explaining to do today. >> inside the beltway, the president goes in front of cameras to push his historic energy bill. >> this legislation will finally make clean energy the profitable kind of energy. that will lead to the creation of new businesses and entire new industries. that will lead to american jobs that pay well and can't be outsourced. now i urge every member of congress, democrat and republican, to come together to support this legislation. >> global warming and climate change is a scientific story but it's also a political story. and that has at times kind of handcuffed us in terms of where we go with it. >> after obama won, a bunch of republicans who had always backed climate change legislation like john mccain looked like they might not back the bill, as part of the whole general change in politics. i don't think we have anything to do with the bill, but just oppos

sanford. mr. sanford, i want you to say hello to carlotta and her son roberto. hey, roberto, say hello to lamont and se?or sanford. hey, roberto. hi, lamont. hello, se?or sanford. buenos tacos. ha ha ha ha. [speaking spanish] well, you see, mr. sanford-- he'll love this one. adios, brat-os. hey, julio? yeah. tell your sister carlotta that i'm glad that she's here, and my home is her home. wow. that's nice, man. carlotta, dice que aqu? en esta casa, t? puedes estar como si t? eres en tu propia casa. ah, s?. muchas gracias. thank you very much. [speaking spanish] oh, no. no, no, no, no. no, no, look, no. you don't have to do that. this. this--this lady's a guest in our house. get them papers over there, honey. [speaking inaudibly] hey, julio, tell your sister carlotta that she doesn't have to do any cleaning or cooking because my pop--see, he does all the housework. tell her that. julio: right. great. [speaking spanish] ah, s?. ay, pero eso no es trabajo del hombre. eso le toca la mujer. es el trabajo de las mujeres. hey, hey, hey, lamont. what'd she say? how woul

sanford. have a good night's sleep, but just remember-- the japanese are gonna be here first thing in the morning. i know that. how? they always attack at dawn. ? i know i'll go from rags to riches ? [humming] ? i know i'll go-- ? hey, pop, did the japanese get here yet? look around. do you see any seaweed in the living room? hey, what you doing? see, when the japanese come, i'm gonna invite them . oh, that's genius, pop. it is. listen to this one here. "you'll meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger. give him what he wants." hey, wait a minute. it's not gonna work, pop. it'll work. here's one i know will work. look. "the tea you just drank is poison. "so, for $50,000, you can have this house and an antidote." please, mr. sanford, don't do anything like that, huh? you're gonna ruin it for all of us, man. how can i ruin it for all of us? because the japanese put a stipulation on the contract that says that every property owner has to sell, or the deal is off. that's right, man. if we don't sell, n

sanford. you know what i'm talking about, man. running a junkyard is a rough business, man. especially when it's a one-man operation like mine. hey, don't feel like the lone ranger, julio. ours is a one-man operation, too. [knocking on door] long day, brother. hey, come on in, fellas. [all talking at once] say, why don't you guys have a seat? no, we can't stay too long. we came by for some parts for our squad car. here? what's wrong with the police garage? yes, well, under the circumstances, we thought it best not to advise them of the circumstances surrounding the circumstances, if you know what i mean. no. what does he mean? somebody stole all our hubcaps. hey, did you get to see the guy who did it? we had the windows rolled up. you mean to tell me they ripped you off while you was in the car? that's right. [snickers] i'm gonna get you some hubcaps. uh, mr. sanford, uh, what will be the cost of those hubcaps? let's see. that's $2.00 each, so that'll be-- hey, $2.00 each? that's too much, man

sanford's doctor bill. the doctor would only give him 6 months to pay it, and i thought-- wait a minute. you mean to tell me my father isn't dying? no, he isn't. you want to bet? you thought 6 months was short. 6 minutes. time me. wait a minute, aunt esther. wait a minute. time me! wait a minute! now, just a minute ago, we--we all thought pop was dying. and now that we know he isn't, well, isn't it wonderful? heh. lamont: isn't it wonderful? i see what y'all mean. well, he's done it to us again. oh, man, it's time for us to teach your pop a lesson for his own good. yeah, you're right, ah chew. listen. see, first of all... hey, it's sure taking your pop a long time up there, man. yeah, well, if you had a date with lena horne, wouldn't you want to be as sharp as possible? yeah, he's so sharp, he probably cut himself smiling. hey, pop, get down here, man! lena horne's gonna be here any minute. fred: coming! good goody-goo. you sure look good, fred. sure do, mr. sanford. fantastic. i know that. hey, pop, you lo

sanford, i'm afraid there's been some mistake. yes, it is because it turned out a lot better than you thought it was, didn't it? now, listen, tell me everything that you told lamont word for word. mr. sanford, i believe you better sit down. i know i owe you, rollo. i owe the bank, i owe you, i owe aunt esther. i don't print the money, you know. i know you do. [crash] hey. hey, rollo, i'm gonna have to call you back. all right? ok. hey, pop. yeah. what--what happened, man? what'd you do? i threw it down 'cause sandra was by here and told me everything. hey, i'm sorry, man. yeah, i'm sorry, too, son. no, i'm really sorry. i mean about your legacy and all. oh, that ain't nothin'. listen, son. after talking with sandra, then i realized that i already got a legacy. the best in the world. you. me? yeah. i got a son that loves me so much, he's even afraid of hurtin' my feelings by telling me my art is junk. hey, man. and get their brass boiler if you want to. and tell them your father has been a fool. you're not a fool. you're my pop. i

sanford? [spanish accent] mr. sanford, you called for a surveyor? uh... uh, what's your name? manuelo eduardo esteban gonzales rodriguez. oh, hell, i'm dead. excuse me? nothing. sit down, let me ask you something. thank you. now, a survey is a survey, right? that is correct. that one of the guys involved in this survey-- his name was-- well, let's just pick a name at random. say his name was... fuentes. uh, that wouldn't make no difference in the survey, would it? why should a person's name make any difference? yeah, that's what i always say. why should a person's name make any difference? the legal boundary comes from the country recorder. it can not be changed. that's good, manny. hey, listen here. can i get you something? maybe a nice, cold glass of water? we got some good water here, and you can drink it and don't have to worry about montezuma's revenge. no, thank you. well, what do you say i send my son down to get you some tacos and burritos and some of them enchiladas? i hate the stuff. gives me heartburn. now, mr. sanford, if you will please sign the authorization pape

fred sanford. your age? 40. would you repeat that, please? fred sanford. how old did you say you were? 50. education? uh, yes indeed. how much, mr. sanford? well, i figure about 60 bucks a day. no, no, no. how much education have you had? did you go to college? almost. high school? you're getting closer. junior high? how about junior low? i see. do you have a trade? how much will you give me for this whistle? just what kind of work were you expecting? well, i don't want nothing too messy, you know, like brain surgery. i don't want that. no problem. and see, airline pilotry, that's out. mm...mr. sanford, let's be realistic. you are totally lacking in the education and/or skills necessary to qualify for most of our placement opportunities. to say nothing of your age, which falls well outside the optimum actuarial median. well, thank you very much. now, look here, sister. give it to me straight. i have one job open for you as a hydro automotive maintenance technician. well, that sounds good. where is it? the jiffy car wash. happy wiping. heh heh heh heh. happ

almont-- it's sanford. sanford. helmut danteen? no, no. it's lamont. lamont. it's lamont. sanford. sanford. lamont sanford! lamont: yeah? did somebody-- pop? what are you doing here, pop? pop? yes. gerhard popwell. everybody calls me "pop" for short. listen, i got some money to spend if you'll sell me some things. well, lamont, take care of the gentleman. show him all of our haberdash. our what? haberdash. this is a haberdashery, isn't it? show him our haberdash. yeah, right. hey, pop, what are you doing here? d i am of you. for crying out loud. ah, yes. i'll take several of these, and i'd like a shirt. you got black on black? oh, you could order some, lamont. no. i wanted to wear it tonight. and please, don't butt in. the sweaters are right over here. thank you. say, couldn't you wait until i got home? yeah, but listen, son. i figured i'd make you look good if i come down here and bought $200 worth of stuff. where did you get $200 from? the bank. listen, do you have anything arments? uh, no, but can i interest you in a silk boxer? no. i got a doberman. hey, pop, what you take-- wh

sonny, this is fred sanford. hello, sonny. hey, mr. sanford. good. and that's um, uh, um... lamont. yeah, that's lamont. sit down, sonny, have a little sit down. yeah, sit down, sonny, have a little sit down, right here. that depends on who you ask. if you ask me, i'm a lawyer. well, who says you're not a lawyer? the state of california. but sonny knows more law than most judges. go ahead, ask him anything, fred. well, look here, sonny. now, lamont here got a traffic ticket, and he's innocent. now, what should he do about it? well, 2 viable options immediately suggest themselves. he can either pay the fine or fight it. oh, did you hear that, fred? man, that was real talk! look, look, look. i'm gonna pay the fine just like i did the last 2 and just skip all the hassle. you have 2 prior tickets? yeah. within the past year? yeah. if you have 2 prior tickets within the past year, do you know what this means? what? this means that this is your third ticket. i told you he was good! man, he's good! under california law, you're only allowed 4 tickets in one year. and if this one goes on you

sanford, now you know that that's not the truth. i mean, way down deep inside we're both exactly the same. yeah. deep down. but as you get closer to the surface, i turn black and you turn yellow. what is the matter with you, man? ah chew is our neighbor, and you know what it says in the bible. "love thy neighbor." well, the guy who wrote the bible didn't live in this neighborhood. if he had, he'd have said, "love thy neighbor, but locketh thy windows." ah chew! gesundheit. listen, i know that's not your true feelings, mr. sanford. i mean i know that way down deep inside you really love me. don't you touch me, egg roll! i really close your eyes up for you. mr. sanford... you're a hopeless case. i'll check you later, lamont. ciao, chew. are hopeless, man. now when the group gets here next week-- wait a minute! hold it, hold it! stop right there. would you instant replay that for me? when what group gets here? the group. every week they have it at a different person's house. next week it's gonna be here. not here. i don't want them gro

i mean howldnobofred sanford. i insisted on buying it. yeah, well, you better insist on something, 'cause that guy crenshaw is coming over here, and he's gonna take one look at that horse and he's gonna know the whole story behind him. i'll change his name. yeah. a lot of good that's gonna do. he'll look at that horse and he'll know it's been gelded. well, we g k. i got an idea. shut up, grady. yeah. that's good, too. i don't believe this. if i live to be 357 years old, i won't believe this. how does he look? like al capone. oh, well, perhaps the hat is a bit much. yeah, yeah. the hat. the hat should go because the pants look normal. son, you see, i know this--this is stupid, and i'm just dumb, i guess, or stupid, but i didn't do it for me. oh, i know, pop. i did it for you. oh, sure. i know. i wanted you to have the things i never had. well, i'm just happy to have the things that he doesn't have. [horn honking] uh-huh. there's that guy crenshaw. yeah. listen, what you gonna tell him? this is my father. wait till you hear this." stay out

fred sanford. lamont sanford didn't have nothing to do with it. he's a nice son. he's coming over from choir practice. sure. and then tonight, he's gonna collect some money for the march of dimes. he's a good boy, i'm telling you. many a time i saw him sit down and just read the bible... and draw pictures of jack webb. hey, fred. hey, smitty, hoppy. do you know this guy? of course we know him. you should have picked up on that, maury. he's a friend of ours. yeah, really. hey, uh, listen, maury, could we talk to him for a minute? sure, but keep an eye on this ring. yeah, ok. evidence. all right. hey, fred, what happened? we heard you got picked up on a 459-- breaking and entering. that's true. every number of it. i can't believe you're the tiptoe burglar. well, i am. but how? the tiptoe burglar struck in new york last week. that was me. well, how did you get to new york? man: hey, rollo, baby, what's happening? hey, what's going on? they got me on a bum wrap, baby! drinking too much! hey, pop, what are you doing here? lamont, go home. go home? would somebody tell m

sanford, i'm surprised at you. maybe my father will feel better if he understood the relationship the 3 of y'all. i know i would. uncle fred, uncle fred, look. delores and lewis and i are equal friends. now, what does that mean? that means i wouldn't do nothing with lewis that i couldn't do with delores. i mean, we'll be-- we'll be taking our meals together and we'll be studying together. that's right, and lewis is very handy. he can fix things around the apartment and stuff. but when it comes to anything else, he's got his dates and i got mine. yeah, and i got mine, heh. yeah, right. [knocking on door] who is it? esther: it's esther. we moved. open up. open up? we living in detroit now. catch the bus and join us. say, look, um, if i were you, i wouldn't tell aunt esther that the 3 of y'all are living together, ok? [knocking on door] oh, hey, i'll get it. aunt esther. hi, honey. hello, lamont. how was mexico? it--it was fine, aunt esther, but i had to cut my--my visit short. yeah, esther. why don't you do the same

i won't be fred sanford the junk man. i'll be fred sanford the junkie. hey, pop, you gotta think positive, man. rest and take it easy, and i'll do all the work. well, let's just say for some strange reason, the tests prove that i don't have a bad heart. well, in that case, you'll be able to do some of the work around the house like sweepin' and dustin' and moppin' and washin' that truck and cleanin' out those cabinets and hangin' curtains and takin' those things down that are supposed to be-- ohh! now i really feel bad. where's the pain, pop? is it in your heart? it was in my heart. but after lookin' at you 2, it moved further down. john, we're giving you a raise. that's fantastic! but i'm gonna pass. are you ok? honey, you got another present. no thank you, dad. time warner cable internet gives you more of what you and those little data hoggers want. like ultra-fast speeds up to 300 megs. that's 50x faster than dsl. this internet speed is sick. get 50 meg internet starting at $39.99 a month. call now. and with home wifi, the whole family can be online a

sanford? no, son, i got her here under false pretenses, and, you know, your happiness is more important to me than $7,000. i ain't gonna never butt into your business again. lamont: you're sure about that? positive. hi. i'm nora simpson. look. you get the door. i'll get some ice. hi. i-- shh! hmm? what's the matter? uh, nothing. everything's perfect, janet, except you're too late. ah, you said a quarter after 8:00. oh, no, you were here on time, showed up, and she did everything that you were supposed to do. oh. is she an actress, too? no, no. she's not an actress. nobody could act that good. but listen. everything worked out perfectly, and i appreciate you coming over here, janet. i'll call you up tomorrow and tell you all about it. all right. ok? good-bye. who was that? uh, nobody, pop. it was just somebody looking for an address, you know. what are you gonna do about lush-a-mate here? don't worry about her. i can just get home. i'm fine. i'm fine. i got my car out there parked... on the sid

you think i'm fred sanford. [laughing] that's so funny! no? no. who are you, darling? laurence olivier? oh, fred, i could never forget that scraggly beard. or that cologne you were wearing. what was it? brut. ooh! that's it. and you smelled like a brute that night. you rubbed your scraggly beard against my face and i remember thinking to myself, ver felt so good. yeah, uh, please, my leg is going to sleep. [stammering] now, listen, miss horseton, heston. yeah, well, whatever it is, uh, look, you see, i am not fred sanford. he's in st. louis.

this is fred sanford. sanford. s-a-n-f-o-r-d period. yeah. i gotta get a doctor out here right away to 9114 south central avenue. yeah. uh, who? it's my son. his head is killing him. how old? uh, he's 2. uh, thank you, miss. bye. pop, why did you tell the woman i was 2 years old for? because they move a little faster when it's for a kid. i don't know, fred. today is wednesday, and that doctor might be out there on the golf course somewhere. no. this ain't one of them highfalutin, high-class beverly hills doctors. well, where is he? mr. sanford. yeah, doc. you sure got here in a hurry. well, luckily, i was in the neighborhood. where's the baby? uh, right--right over here. how long has he had the mustache? uh, since he was one. pretty big for 2 years old, isn't he? yeah. i used to give him that kind of bread that helps you grow 8 ways. uh, what difference it make how old he is anyway? i'm a pediatrician. oh, i'm methodist myself. hey, i'm terribly sorry about the mix up, doctor. well, as long as i'm here, maybe i can help. all right. i hope so.

sanford. mmm... e is up. would you dig yourself, pop? listen, as confucius once said, "if you don't want an order of knuckles in your face, then get your pork and noodles out my place." hey, man, ignore him. ignore who? ha ha! listen, man, i got to tell you... i listened to you last night, and it sounded fantastic. hat girl out of here. huh? that's not what he's talking about, pop. see, i called up the talkback show, and i said a few things, that's all. that's all? oh, listen, i'm telling you, it was terrific, man. the whole neighborhood is talking about it. what'd you say? well, i just, you know-- oh, he was, like, angry. he talked about old people and unemployment and ugly buildings. ish everybody would leave me alone, man. i got some work to do around here. i'll get this, son. don't worry about it. i'll make them leave you alone. don't you worry about a thing. you're lamont sanford. yes, sir, i am. who are you? and you're perfect-- absolutely perfect. [snaps fingers] hey, wait a minute. i know you. i saw you on television at the last

sanford. he's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance, precipitated by acute anti-gravitational pull in the lower abdominal cavity. i gotta throw up! gonna be all right. i'm just a little seasick from the earthquake. i take it you and lamont have read this morning's paper, the article about the 2 russian seismologists. oh, yeah, i saw it. say, lamont, what's he talking about? what 2 russians? well, these 2 russian seismologists said they've discovered a new fault. well, what was wrong with the old one? and they're predicting a massive earthquake on november 6. november 6? that's only 5 days away! don't worry about a thing, pop. with you, lamont. today is november 1, and it's extremely possible that november 6 is only 5 days away. excuse me, mr. wilson, i think what lamont meant was that the massive earthquake is unlikely to happen. oh, that's good! wow, thank you, lamont! you know, none of the american experts agree with the russian experts, either. what do they say? well, here's

uh, this is fred sanford, lamont's father, of sanford and son. oh, what you got in the pot, pops? oh, it's just some stew that i fixed, and i was sitting at home alone and i thought i'd bring it over. y'all didn't eat yet, did you? uh, no, uh, all we had was peanuts and potato chips. oh, that ain't no good food. that's the kind of stuff you take to the zoo to feed the animals. look here, smell this. yeah. ooh, i just love onion stew! oh, and i'm hungry enough to eat that whole pot. that's good. it's a good feeling to know somebody's enjoying your cooking while you at home, all alone, lonesome, and by yourself. well, wait now, you can't just leave all this here and go home alone and sit! yes, he can, girls. you love doing that, don't you, pop? well, good night, pops. no, wait a minute, wait a minute, look here, wait a minute. let me serve it, and then i'll leave in a little bit, and i'll just serve it to you. y'all got anything to drink? ench furniture polish. "bourougoleg" or something. hey, look here, reach inside my coat here. reach right in there. both: ripple! yay! this is wha

nobody misuses fred sanford. i know how to handle this thing, i'll just call that old clancy fitzgerald down there and when i get through being mean and lean like joe green, i'll watch him crumble under my pressure. - count, count. - eight, nine, 10, 11, 11, 11, 11... - 12! - eight, nine, 10, 11, 11, 11, 12. - that's fine. - oh, hi, grady. - how you doing? - oh, fine. - how do you like this ring that i borrowed from the "y"? - hey, grady, what are all these people doing here? - oh, those are fight fans, and they paid 50 cents to watch junior work out. - you mean to tell me they paid 50 cents to watch him skip rope? grady, they can go down to the schoolyard and see it for free. - hey, buddy. he's been jumping rope for half an hour. how about some action? - [yerby] hi, lamont. ht promoter, got your fight canceled. - he did what? where is he? - [lamont] in the house. - fred, what did you do? - shh! yerby, i'm concentrating on the schedule for junior's personal appearance tour. - tour? - right. i figure we can cover

connorth of sanford so the ride out of sanford towards new hill and would apex consider using 15-501 from deep river road and pick up u.s.on on the other side. back to you. >> thank you, brian. >>> it's easier than ever for anyone to participate in the election process. >> up next, how a nasa astronaut performed his civic duty from space. i'm roy cooper... and when i grew up on this farm in nash county, i learned you have to work together to get things done. but for too long now, that hasn't been happening in raleigh. as governor, i'll put partisan politics aside... so we can turn around our economy and fix our schools. no more social legislation that divides our state north carolina and hurts our reputation. br >>> chance the wrapper is using star power to get millennials out to vote. chanceler bennett headlines the get out the vote grant park on monday. when he arrived, the long line of people had already voted and over 1 million people have already cast their ballots in illinois. >>> and shaw university students are turning voting into an activity today with a stroll to the polls

i'll talk to the sanfords. m pleased you chose them. and so, arrangements have been made for inga, stig, margaretha, and now, if the sanfords adopt you and lennart, we'll all know where we're going. my precious bo. children, you must get ready for bed. inga. inga, what's happened? why are you treating me like i did something wrong? maybe i did. if i did, i don't know what it is. i'll apologize anyway. like me anymore, just tell me. eren't such a baby, you'd have enough decency to a aleast answer me. just like a baby with no tongue! oh, leave me alone! , would you do me a favor, please? will you tell your mother i'd like to talk tone? i'll wait for her out here. thank you, inga. hey, what's the matter with you, bub? you kind of look like a sick calf. well, i am sick, major. i'm sicked of the way in's been treating me. the whole lindstrom family's carrying on like the rest of the people in are feuding with them, all picking fries and sides like there's gonnwar. you'd better mind your tongue, boy, and your temper too. i'm liable to sting y

and north of sanford, as far as blocked at colon road. there was an accident out there with slow traffic coming out of sanford this morning foash on u.s. con 1. avoid that if you can. take 15-501 to deep river road and pick up u.s. 1 north of the crash site. >> thank you, brian. >>> it was a contentious race for north carolina governor. we run down the issues between the two candidates. >>> and a city dealing with a major problem. what officials believe could have led to the sinkhole that >>> north carolina voters will choose the state's next governor today and we're getting an idea of the three critical topics that voters are thinking about. the latest polls show a tight race between governor mccrory and roy cooper, and the latest poll is giving us an insight as to what voters are thinking about. first, the economy. we asked how strongly does the economy influence your vote for governor? 62%say strongly and 29%, somewhat, and 9% say not at all or they are unsure. the next highest priority among voters, we have been talking and teacher pa

sanford. he's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance,

but you, fred sanford, you old fish-eyed fool... don't you ever set foot in my house again. oh, glory! you old heathen. back to your cave, you old bat! listen, let me tell you something right now, pop. yes, all right then, son. ok. huh? yeah. anything you want me to do, i'll do because i want you to do anything i tell you to do. what's the matter with you, pop? well, see, it's like this, son. let me explain. like what? how's this sound? now, you've heard of the zanies. song, comedy and dance. lamont: right. well, bowlegs and i, we're song and comedy. and you are dance. pop, i-- popeye ain't got nothing to do with this. see, bowlegs is in trouble,

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why you want to insult me, fred sanford? have called you a pickle-headed, evil-doing heathen, but i didn't. that's right, fred, she didn't. and i could have called you a frog-eyed, fish-eating fool, but i didn't! and i could have called you a monkey-faced, fat-bottom gorilla, but i didn't. so now i will, you fat-bottom gorilla-faced ape. now, wait a minute now! this is a-- aunt esther, this is a welcome home party. everybody's here to have a good time. well, let's have a good time. what it is, pops. ask your mama what it is. i'll bet she don't even know. come on, pops. cheers. cheers? that what you want? yippee yippee yay yay! look who got out of jail today! come on, pops. you want some more? do you? all right. bim bam boom! hey, man, come on. come on. let bygones be bygones, man. no, let's let good-byes be good-byes. bye! bubba: hey, fred! nice seeing you, man. yeah, it's good to see you, bubba. and good your old lady let you out of the house tonight. oh, man, she didn't let me out of the house, i ducked out of the house on

the sanford native home for thanksgiving from his sophomore year at morehouse college in atlanta... meaning he spent this notorious travel day hoping for the best at the busiest aiprort in the world. - "i was actually able to get pre- checked, so i didn't have to stand in line that long so you had a good martin's mom alice drove from sanford to pick him up... - "i was concerned about driving here because it was bumber to bumper traffic. it's tough out there, the roads are really bad. really bad." and there wasn't much relief once cars pulled into rdu... one economy parking lot 'full' and 'closed'... the central parkign lot nearing capacity. but back inside terminal 2, dion odom, the young midshipmen in his naval dress uniform was all smiles. - "direct flight at 6:00, we actually got back 20 minutes early." a good start to dion's thanksgiving leave from academy in annapolis. - "i mean being away at the academy it's pretty stressful. and coming to see family, just for tyhese few days is monumentous, it's worth it. and a good travel experience makes it even better? ye sir, yes sir." --

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and 'vice presidential' nominee 'tim kaine' -- campaigning in 'sanford' -- late this afternoon. kaine talking about the 'economy'... and 'praising' hillary clinton... ...and 'also' attacking her opponent 'donald and divisive"... saying there's 'no grup' -- he will 'not' insult. when kaine 'asked' -- most people in the crowd indicated -- they've "already voted". he urged them to 'volunteer' -- in the "home stretch" -- to get more democrats to the polls... ....saying you can't "take anything for granted" -- because this has been an 'election season'- of surprises. kaine 'hammered being a "checkmate state"... saying if hillary clinton 'wins here' -- she'll 'win' the presidency. while kaine didn't speak very long on it in sanford -- the clinton email scandal is dogging her campaign tonight. right now - the fbi is searching through thousands of emails connected to hillary clinton aide 'huma - abedin'. on the campaign question f-b-i director james comey's decision to speak publicly about the ongoing investigation this close to the election. abc news got a letter from several high rank

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mg abc news sanford, fl and... reminder early voting goes until friday... but you have until 5 p-m today to turn in your mail-in ballot to the county election deparment! there are two offices. one at the government center downtown. another is at the election center in north las vegas. addresses are on our website, ktnv.com 13 action news update -- metro is releasing more details on the two people who were hit just hours apart. the latest crash happened around 7 last night near sunset and bermuda. detectives say a truck was driving down sunset when the car in front of them swerved to the left-- revealing a woman standing in the road. the truck crashed into her. she died at the hospital. just hours before that-- officers were called out to karen and lamb, where an 85 year old man was hit by an s-u-v. police say the driver was turning left onto lamb when she hit the edely man who was not in a crosswa critical condition. right now police need your help looking for this man they believe robbed a convenience store near flamingo and el capitan. officers say on fri

i'm joined by congressman mark sanford, republican, from south carolina, thank you for being here.o very different tone from house speaker paul ryan there yesterday from what we heard during the campaign when he had some sharp words for donald trump. it seems like most of your conference lining up behind donald trump. the question is are you. you have been quite critical of him. >> well, i think that everybody in the conference would in essence take last participant, chuck schumer, we'll take things that work, things that don't work, the nature of the political process. the conference is unified, honeful for what the trump administration will bring. i join with everybody else in saying let's go. >> congressman sanford, when you hear the reports of the infighting, of the disarray, and i know you folks are talking on capitol hill as well, are you concerned this transition isn't running as smoothly as it should be or as quickly as it should be? >> respectfully, i'd say i think it's a tem pet in a tea pot. i've been through transitions. they're fairly chaotic. they're hard to put toget

it is is interesting that sanford, his name is on the case.nd he doesn't come into it until 1854 when they go to the federal court. and sandford is a key player in that we know the scotts were returned to slavery by the supreme court. yet they were set free in this room just a couple of months later. and the way that happened was that sandford died in new york state. and upon his death the ownership of the scotts reverted to his sister. and technically to her husband, dr. chafy who was from massachusetts. he was an abolitionist and a sitting member of congress at this time. so suddenly he finds that he's the owner of the most famous slaves in the united states just literally overnight. and he wanted to divest himself of the slaves as quickly as he could before the press found out basically. what he did is he sold the scott family for a token dollar to one of the sons of the original family from the plantation where scott was born back in virginia. and taylor blow brought them into this courtroom and set them free in 1857. so the scotts achieve

. >> a episode of "sanford and sun" red fox predicts a big dummy would be president. >> that's probablys true. chris: i'm pleased our audience appreciated a good "sanford and son" reference. >> a episode of the today show that al roker predicted the weather. >> i don't believe. that. >> i don't believe it. >> yes, crazy. chris: that's the end of rapid refresh. [cheers and applause] >> chris: let's check the scoreboards. with tbd points, she's a writer on "portlandia"-- season 7 premieres on i.f.c. in january-- it's megan neuringer. [cheers and applause] >> chris: also with 400 points performing at drafthouse comedy in washington, d.c., january.

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this was a rally in sanford, florida. she went right after a protester who called her husband a rapist. watch this. >> i love this country. i think we already are great! now, i think we can be greater. and, you know, i am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and behavior of people who support donald trump! it is time for us to say no, we are not going backwards, we're going forward into a brighter future! >> hillary clinton calling out the calvary this week of president obama, vice president biden, former president clinton, bernie sanders, all on the trail crisscrossing the country from carson city to cal a ma zoo. latest from ft. lauderdale. >> john and christine, hillary clinton is heading out west today. she will be campaigning in las vegas and arizona. part of the plan to expand the battleground map, particularly arizona, that red state. but i can tell you she is focused on blue states more than she ever planned to be. she was in florida all day yesterday campaigning across the state at thr

it could be thicker in area bus no problems with dense fog in the triangle south and west of sanford, fog out there, and north and east of the triangle along the border, i-95 heading away through roanoake rapids and southern virginia and i-85 into mecklenburg county, a chance of fog. the farther away from the city, the live commute map, look good overall, picking up delays through gash or 40 westbound and word of an accident on falls of neuse road. and 85 looks fine and we have a crash at 55 at avents ferry road leang the 55 bypass. allow extra time or consider main street as an alternate route. lena? >> thank you, brian. >>> new overnight, president obama has landed in athens, greece to give a speech about democracy and globalization and plans to reassure allies that his successor, donald trump, supports nato. >>> dakota pipeline demonstrators are called upon to converge on the army corps of engineers and banks who support the pipeline. the protesters say the pipeline threatens drinking water and cultural sites. those behind the pipeline said they want more study. >>> the displaced 5

hill with patchy rain from sanford toward southern pines. temperatures in the 40s, 46 henderson and holly springs, 49 lillington and 48 degrees in wilson. it is cool and damp temperature low 50s and we hold through the day. if you are about to go out to walk the dog just know that it is damp in places temperatures mostly in the low to mid 40s. back to you.>>> a celebration of pop-culture wrapped up over the weekend, the comic-con brought artists actors and authors to the triangle at the durham convention center including chris simms and lee child reacher series. organizers are looking forward to the spring show the oak city comic-con in march at the raleigh convention center.>>> the nfl honor the us armed forces. at bank of america stadium a special recognition for veterans, active duty service members and their families, among the families honored a mother from raleigh who lost her son was a 2009 graduate of brought in high school. >> he made a tremendous sacrifice for our country and for me. to live in peace and unity with others. this is

mainly in the 20s. 30s in irwin, and 23 in sanford. here come some clouds ahead of our cold front back to our west. we have a warm front stretched ahead of it. the warm front slips by us early tomorrow and that will bring us a slight chance of showers and a nice mild temperature for tomorrow and friday. then this slow moving front moves on through and that's going to help to bring us cooler temperatures by saturday and sunday. but in general it looks nice. if you're jumping on a plan to head out, it looks like that most of our major hubs are looking good. even if you're not flying to one of those, it's a good thing because, you know, if you have snow up here in new york, and maybe your plane is going to denver, maybe that plan had to come here first and there's that trickle down effect of airport delays, and last time bryan was showing the airport delays, everything was looking pretty good. he'll show us that again coming up in a lit by. dry up and down the east coast, snow up in minneapolis, denver dry. snow in the rockies and the sie

. >> reporter: this is the deadly collision that greg sanford was trying to prevent when he saw the drive of a red 495 south on thanksgiving morning. >> i was trying to do whatever i could to try and stop whatever it was. >> reporter: he turned his own car around, driving the wrong way to warn traffic. >> flashing lights so oncoming traffic could see the lights and react before something like that happened. >> reporter: troopers said that they were on the way and to turn around for his own safety. >> the original car was ow way. advised him to stop. >> reporter: moments later, police say the wrong-way driver, a young man from norton, was killed in a collision. the 21-year-old woman driving in the white suv was taken to the hospital with serious injuries. >> i feel bad for other families that have to deal with that on a day that means so much to be together with one family. >> reporter: police are trying to figure out how and why the they have extra patrols on the road for the holiday and they are reminding everyone to be extra careful and pay attention to the speed limits and do not drink

in sanford, 35 chapel hill and erwin and 30 in roanoke rapids. the sunshine is starting to help warm things a little bit. by lunch we'll be about 50 degrees. by 5:00 we go back down to 50. if you are heading out the door for your morning run or to walk the dog, it's pretty chilly. expect upper 20s to low and mid 30s depending where you are. the winds won't be as strong. we still have high fire danger because it is the wind won't feel as bitter as it has for the last couple days. bigger changes for late tomorrow and early thursday morning with the potential for rain. we'll talk more about the amounts in a few minutes. >> thanks. >>> if you like ice cold coffee you will need extra change at starbucks. the coffee giant says prices for certain cold drinks and >>> on a cold morning, you can't imagine going out without a coat but plenty peopley of children don't have one to keep them warm. our 28th annual coats for the children campaign is underway. help by donating new or gently used coats and new toys at participating jiffy lube locations throughout

is are pretty common around this time of year ((sgt matthew sanford, metro police "this time of year there tends to be more interaction with public and sometimes that interaction leads to shootings and sometimes homicides. )) ((brian loftus)) >> there's still no word yet as to whether this could have been gang or narcotics related. this is the 153rd homicide in metro's jurisdiction this year... anyone with any information on this case can make an anonymous call to crimestoppers./// ((kirsten joyce)) >>> it was an emotional final alleged bullying victim takes the stand. two families are suing the clark county school district for reportedly mishandling several complaints. the lawsuit states in 2011, two students at greenspun junior high school were bullied by the same classmate in band class. the families say administrators did nothing to stop the harassment even after one mom wrote an email saying one of the boys was stabbed with a pencil in his groin. ((aimee hairr alleged victim's mom: my son was sexually assaulted and they didn't even call me. mary bryan alleged victim's mom: my so