with two big spoons for arms. that's one small spoon for man. one giant soup for mankind. i'm shaq. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: neil armspoon. >> steve: neil armspoon. >> jimmy: he's got spoons for arms. >> steve: yeah, souping it up on the moon. >> jimmy: yeah, it's not out this is the scoop, this is what you get when you come to "the tonight show." i give you these inside -- yeah, inside scoop. [ cheers and applause ] this next podcast is called "alexa and siri's weather forecast." >> steve: oh?. >>m$?s jimmynow, this is -- is one's all about weather. who does weather.: ve24/7, like what's t weather all about. so this one's all about weather. it has two great hosts, ble? or d >> jimmy: bluetooth, so it's >> so what trump got more votes in the electoral college t, due to reed allegatioruhacking green p jill stein, is asking for a a recount in several key swing stat. so now they're recou ating, and this is so good. [laughter] okay, i can't drink this this fast. whenever i try to grow out my hair, strands always break off. but pantene is making my hair practically unb

why was he spooning you? >> okay, so here's what it was. so i was at katt williams' house. >> seth: you can't just say i got spooned by -- okay. >> fish out of water. i get it. >> seth: yeah, okay. >> so i am friends with katt williams. i think he's a genius. >> seth: great, another fantastic comedian. >> fantastic, comedian. so katt, you know, invited me over one night so i go over and, so i go, "hey, everybody this is whitey." and so my boyfriend who is caucasian, was like, "hey, i didn't mean anything." so he had the best line of the night though because katt was there with his posse and then my boyfriend actually said that guy looks like suge knight. >> seth: was suge knight? >> yes. >> seth: oh my goodness. >> alright, so when i see suge knight you know i'm obnoxious really fear -- unfortunately i fear no one. so i go "soog." and -- >> seth: you thought he was french. >> i thought he would enjoy a good joke. and i go, "soog, what's up? what about time for tender cuddling?" and he goes normally i like [ b

i spooned with soog. all the current people are in here but there's also -- and i don't mean to say -- >> there's legends. >> seth: they're legends. vanilla ice is maybe my favorite in the entire book. >> okay i knew you would get this one. this is awesome. so last year i did 80 cities on my "like a boss" tour. this year i'm gonna do 50 cities on my "celebrity run-ins" tour. so i really love traveling the country and playing everywhere from carnegie to like potawatomi. like i'll go where ever people want to laugh. so -- wait who were we talking about? okay so i'm in stewart. sorry i was like plugging my tour, that's so lame. cut that part in post. alright, so i'm in stewart, florida and i don't know where that is either but they have a theater. okay, so like the backstage guy is like, his real name is rob. >> seth: yeah. >> they're like "rob is here, vanilla ice." and i go "let me guess his wife loves me?" he's like "uh huh." so i said, "great, bring him back." so they come back. i meet vanilla ice, and t

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>> i've got my mind on my fork and spoon. >> snoop? laid-back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind. >> that is her focus the fork and the spoon. ding, ding, ding. >> martha didn't familiar with his huge hit, "gin and juice "but about this one? what does snoop like to drop .drop it like. >> drop it like it's cold you. >> know this one. >> hot, hot, hot. >> premiering on vh 1. collection of elvis classics. with me now priscilla presley. hello gorgeous. >> hello, how are you? >> i'm excited to find out we now have another album. >> yes. >> congratulations on this. >> starting number album. >> the wonder of you, pairing the king of rock's timeless voice and timeless songs with the 70 piece fill harmonic orchestra. ? >> why do you think he resonates over generation and generation. of music, diverse in his choice of songs. this gives him the tune to do what he wanted to do and never did. >> he would love this. >> it gives us another take on his beautiful voice. >> what is something about him that maybe we didn't know. >> when he

i said, i think you, sooj, need to spoon with me. i'm going to be little spoon, you be big spoon. he spooned me. i thought he might pulverize me and crush me. but i just kept pushing it and saying seeing, sooj, doesn't it feel better to have tenderness in your life? he had his arms around me, my boyfriend was terrified watching this. >> jim: >> ditched me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think you would have felt better. suge said, this is okay but normally i like [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> i felt that was an honest answer. >> jimmy: what? >> that is definitely an honest answer. >> jimmy: i live on the edge, james. i live on the edge. >> jimmy: is sugar knight the scariest person you've met? >> no, barbara walters. will be furious with me. i don't think she'll read it, she'll hear about it from cindy evans or somebody, she'll be livid. she'll say, i really wish you hadn't written those things about me, it was wildly unfair. but actually i kind of wrote a love letter to her so i'm curious to see who is upset. i want to just talk about this. i know you don't know how to ask me

time. >> i think that's our pass. >> only three spoonfuls. >> faster reaction because of the sugar?ssa is here to talk about the forecast. >> we have leftovers in the forecast, cloudy with spotty showers. you can see it's dry right now. no issues with precipitation. earlier today we had spotty showers. that moisture moving east. we'll show you the picture outside. looking at the center city skyline on this thursday night we have mostly cloudy skies and clouds hanging on tough throughout the overnight hours. philadelphia 46. 42 in allentown, 49 in cape may and redding temperature in the 40s. we have a couple of showers to the north and east. those are moving out and across the mid atlantic and ohio valley, mostly cloudy skys. over the next 12 hours, temperatures in the 30s and 40s. sprinkles in some spots. 38 in trenton, 39 dover and 35 in allentown. for all of the shoppers, black friday shoppers trying to get good deals tomorrow. the high 56-degrees mostly cloudy, starting at 7:00 a.m. and 44. 50 at 10:00 in the morning. 54:00 by 1:00. >> tomorrow we have what we had today, a mostly

"gag me with a spoon-means makes me wanna throw up. and if either be dirty or disgusting to the extent that you love it to death.tubular. a wave could be tubular. the curl of a wave and how something grows and it starts out to to be okay and it grows and becomes more and more awesome as it goes along." valley girls knew exactly who they were "a valley girl is someone that knows how to be a val and handle herself in such a way that from the valley'." tracy nelson who played jennifer deluccio, the valley girl wanna be in 1982's "square pegs," says her character was the original valley girl before anyone ever heard the zappas' song. "when my dad mentiond it, i got very upset when that album came out . he mentiod that it could almost like be construed as a promotion for it, which is developed two months before valley girls came out. she's not an airhead. she's much more. she's a snob really but she has that same kind of looseness." but tracy didn't seem sold on the idea of a valley girl "well you know, she talks like this. she's very cool.

what's so special about a spoon? because that spoon happens to fit my mouth. the same way your foot fits your mouth. now, will you go get the world's fair spoon? all right, but it's silly. you know something? i bet you that if i blindfolded you rt. you'd lose, wiseguy. you want to put a quarter on it? you want to lose a quarter? i'll put a quarter down. come on, put it up. you want a bet? there, you got a bet. all right. gloria, blindfold your father. i don't need no blindfold. i can just close my eyes and tell. what's going on? i bet him he can't tell the spoons apart. i got my eyes shut. put the spoons in my hand. no, no, no, no. you'll be able to tell the spoons by feeling the handles. gloria will hold the spoons. you feed him, gloria. go ahead. all right, daddy, you keep your eyes closed. no peeking. no peeking. okay, open your mouth. ah. well? uh... hah! you can't tell the difference. wait a minute, will you, meathead? give me a chance with the other one there. go ahead. okay, daddy, here's the other one. gloria! don't force him to eat that if he don't wa

with two big spoons for arms. that's one small spoon for man. one giant soup for mankind. >> jimmy: neil armspoon. >> steve: neil armspoon. >> jimmy: he's got spoons for arms. >> steve: yeah, souping it up on the moon. >> jimmy: yeah, it's not out yet, that podcast. this is the scoop, this is what you get when you come to "the tonight show." i give you these inside -- yeah, inside scoop. [ cheers and applause ] this next podcast is called "alexa and siri's weather forecast." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: now, this is -- this one's all about weather. who doesn't love weather? >> steve: everybody loves weather. >> jimmy: kids all -- walking all around the rockefell weather all about. is it raining? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so -- instagramming weather. everything. so this is -- snapchatting weather. everything. so this one's all about weather. it has two great hosts, amazon's alexa and apple's siri. let's listen in. >> today's forecast calls for sunny skies and a high of 51 degrees. >> here's the forecast for today. 52 degrees and sunny. >> i think you m

under the spoons. under the spoons. there's your apron and here's a pair of socks. some real long garters. oh, stop it. how much for the apron, bert? 87 cents. oh, well, you pay for it, andy. you see to it that you come by our house. bye, boys. bye, aunt bee. 87 cents. watch the hat. don't squash the hat, no. with the bursitis and the sore feet we don't wanna give him a head cold. is that all the high sheriff got to do, just sit? why, howdy, ben. you ought to be tendin' to your job. huh? come on over here. they don't allow peddlin' on the streets of mayberry. why don't you stop him? bert? well, he ain't really peddlin'. well, it sure looks like it to me. what if he is, ben? now, look... i'm a legitimate tax-payin' merchant and i say get him off the street. oh, he'll be movin' along pretty soon. anything else? no, there's nothing more. ing on the street. if you want to keep on bein' sheriff get him off the street. well, of all the gall. why'd you let him talk to you like that, andy? boy, i sure wouldn't. you wouldn't? no. you know what i'd have said if he'd have jump

take a spoon, put it on your cheek, and go around the bottom of the spoon. makes for perfect contouring on your face. to help with oily skin, use the toilet paper seat covers because they are made of the same material. if you want to curl your your blow dryer so it does it that much faster. want more definition on your eyelashes? add baby powder and there you go. this last one calls for vaseline for easy face highlights, then go over those places with a highlighter. >> if you have particularly dry skin, that's a good hack for you. >> if you have oily skin, don't use the vaseline. >> no. >>> next video takes meack to believe it or not, i was handed a note, written on it, must have been love, but it's over now. that's right, i was dumped with lyrics. you think that would be the worst way to do it, but no. the guys from just another production production have put together a list of even worst ways. >> i'm glad you're over it. >> i'm so over it. the first one -- i think it might be genius if it works. >> jason is going to break up with you and you're going to be

generally take a spoon full of pulled pork. >> have to use a spoon? >> can you use hands, if you want to. >> come on. >> and so do a little of that. then i usually take a little sauce. i prefer a spicier sauce. >> the sauce. >> you don't want to do too much. almost make sure you leave room at edge of the wrapper. >> you have to wrap. right? >> uh-huh. >> i put a little too much. >> use the other spoon. is the glue. you can use egg, like i say. we're going to use egg today. use a brush or your finger. yishl ly usually right along the edges first. >> with the egg? >> with the water or the egg. >> okay. >> and then you go over, get a good tuck. >> over, good tuck. this is fun. >> right. pinch these in. >> pinch these in. >> fold over again. >> fold over again. >> and give it a good roll. i usually do this and then give it a nice roll so it's nice and what we'll do, at the very end, take the egg and you brush it. >> ah -- this is fun. >> this is what i -- what i like about this, lay out all the ingredients. >> younger cousins, worried about knives and hea

every lucky charms spoonful.very cinnamon toast crunch square. ♪ you can feel good about general mills big g cereals. >>> good evening. thank you for joining us. if you thought you were on edge waiting for the results of election night, imagine how donald trump was feeling. tonight we hear from insiders who were with our president-elect in those nail-biting moments as the votes were being counted. some of whom may go on with him to the white house. here's abc's tom llamas. >> he didn't want it to be said until we knew. no, don't tell me that if we haven't really won yet, i want to know for sure. >> reporter: tonight, the story you didn't see this week. what it was like as history unfolded on election night. >> what was that moment like? >> complete euphoria. suspended disbelief. this is a year that so-called electricity ability was replaced by electricity. >> reporter: with polls and pundits uniformly predicting a trump defeat, the clinton campaign sipping champagne on their plane, their candidate signing a news

do you have a wooden spoon? with the spoon, does it sound like a rock or does it sound like you're spank aging a lover. >> like you're spanking. >> stephen: put the phone up, too. >> i'm hitting it with my hand. ( laughter ) one more time. i didn't hear that. ( spank ) yeah, that's thawed. it will be fine. >> sayll after thanksgiving. >> stephen: after thanksgiving, sell by 11/28. does it say what year? >> 2016. >> stephen: just making sure. yes. >> stephen: so, yeah, you can definitely sell it. >> sell it? >> stephen: yeah, you can definitely sell it, if it says you can sell it by 11/28, you can legally sell it. >> no, if it was in the refrigerator part of the produce department and they're sitting out there, so obviously they're just sitting out there as well thing which is why they sold it and you can sell it now, too. okay? >> you're confusing me now. >> stephen: you will be fine as long as you don't take any of my advice and have a fantastic time. >> okay. you have a good thanksgiving. >> stephen: you, too.

>> spoon and stable. like where the horses go. >> that makes sense. >> all right, go on. >> and from chicago, illinois, congratulations by the way on your cup. >> thank you, thank you, my pleasure. >> jeff mauro is the executive chef pork and mindy's. >> it's mork. >> can we start over? >> we'll start with the sweet potato chips. >> i'm making my soon to be famous maple bacon sweet chips, all right, it's all often baked. fun way to present this traditional flavor of sweet potato. we're going to use a mandolin. have you ever used a mandolin here? >> yeah, they're great. >> hoda, maybe not. >> no, not for me. >> you always want to look at the mandolin. you don't want to be like, someone grab the phone, what's on fire, right. so you get these beautiful little kind of things. and lay them almost like fish tails. then some melted butter. straight right from the cow. and then some maple syrup. so easy. we were going to whisk it together. right? with a medium sized whisk. not a giant whisk. >> why is medium -- >

all that boy has to do is rattle his spoons and she'll be off like a shot. just hope hinkley's really gone for good. oh, don't worry, maude. i'm positive he's gone off to pursue his musical career. how can you be sure? when he left, he took every damn spoon in the kitchen. that's show business. ? donny hathaway: ? lady godiva was a freedom rider ? women: ? ooh ooh ooh... ? ? she didn't care if the whole world looked ? ? joan of arc with the lord to guide her ? ? ooh ooh ooh... ? ? she was a sister who really cooked ? ? ooh ooh... ? ? isadora was the first bra burner ? ? ain't you glad she showed up? ? ? oh, yeah ? was fallin' apart ? ? betsy ross got it all sewed up ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's maude ? ? and then there's ? ? that uncompromisin', enterprisin' ? ? anything but tranquilizin' ? all: ? right on maude! ? ( motor whirring ) well, walter, did you ask arthur when he mowed it at 2:00 last night? yes, maude, i asked him. ( whir