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guess what, asshole, you're right. you know what-- can i tell you what is not cool. what is not cool is early one of my writers, dan mccoy, he wrote a joke like that. he was like, "oh, yeah" he was like, "oh, yeah, south africa's swearing in probably looks like it was from 'coming to america'." and he thought that was a joke. and then i read it and i was like, "this is real." ( laughter ) but the other stuff is not real. so as it is, congress' swearing in ceremony, it isn't very exciting. it's basically just speaker ryan and outgoing vice president joe biden taking pictures with the incoming class of 2017. and, honestly, you know what gets me is that there's so much fan fair around representatives being sworn in, but when they leave office they just get to slink out the backdoor which i don't think is fair, especially because how (bleep) congress has been recently. there should be a swearing-out ceremony. ( applause ) that's what there should be. there shaib cussing out ceremony. that's what it should be. it should be

you said, i thought to myself -- guest: i thought to myself, what asshole. was not even supposed to brief that day. all of a sudden he turned to me, he sort of ignored the other briefer and he said, ok, you are done, then he said, tell me about -- they had just had the charge of the knights, this operation in basra where the art iraqi government went in and beat up on them. i did not really have a briefing. question, i $64,000 was trying to just give myself five to 10 more seconds to gather my thoughts together. he was in a really nasty kind of mood that day. his daughter was getting married that weekend. he had to go to saudi arabia, then he went to israel. that was the famous trip where he went to saudi arabia -- he went to israel first and said, everything israel is doing is wonderful and you are on the front lines of counterterrorism. then he went to saudi arabia and said, can you turn the oil spigot on? the american economy is getting her these days. i don't think he understood there might have been a contradiction in both those statements. he was in ki

i learned how slippery assholes my colleagues were. the times has some on the greatest journalisted in world, especially those who i have covered wars with overseas and politics as well. but when it comes to social and cultural and -- there's a really lot of nonsense going on there, and i mean, maureen dowd wrote three columns about "primary colors" before it came out and she said we'll know immediately who wrote it because of who the villains are. when mike nichols because the rights to movie he said the thing he likes best is there were no villains in there. which is why i wrote it, a good part of me motivation.wh so i had that terrible press conference, and that night random house put me up the waldorf. up on the cape where we pend -- spend our summers, and i -- at a certain point, i couldn't sleep. i couldn't eat.'t kept on drinking water do going to at the bathroom and shaking uncontrollably. and i had this moment and i said, you know what you just experienced, joe? you u.s. and experienced an average day in life of bill clinton.

very nice people run very successful companies and there are also total assholes who are total failures at running companies. that said, i am not trying to say here's the way to do it like steve did. i am trying to write a book about a flesh and blood human being who i didn't know all of his aspects, but when i knew them, i tried to tell the story, and part of the story is being driven or is euphemistic. and had he not been that way, i doubt he would have been as successful. on the other hand, i suspect there were other ways to get things done at times. but when you say, did he have to be that way? my only job is to tell you the way he was because i'm just a biographer, not a preacher or management consultant. >> do you think that question will be answered with the sort of the luxury of distance and time? >> yeah. i mean, i guess -- christianson is another great management guru who could probably do a case study. "60 minutes" was saying, did he have to be so hard, so tough? i said, wait a minute. you work for don hewitt. don hewitt was a genius. he was also a real pain in the butt. we a