nintendo has coated every single game with benzoate. this is one thousand times worse. the internet being the internet, it has now become am challenge. a pinch-test, if you will. youtube is filled with them. game reviewers like this one from game spot giving it a go. >> holy [ bleep ]! it's really bad. they are not lying. >> the action, in this case, this 5-year-old is doing it as well. >> eww. >> so can we get brad a round of applause, everybody? >> i've got three games. >> you need a parental review. >> oh, it gets worse. >> you went all in, man. i was just going to do a dip. >> it is very metallic. it is like licking a rusty gate. >> all right, here we go. let me try this. >> lick it. lick it! >> there's no, it is just like a thing -- oh, no, there's a flavor. oh, it is disgusting. >> when you're talking aspirin or the pill, when it starts to melt in your how it is. >> one, two, three. ah! >> oh, that is nasty. >> i think you licked it all off. >> i think in 20 years on e-bay it will say, still to this day. >> can we play it now? >> yes, we can. >> who won? >> so clo