[dramatic music] i'm not a benedict arnold like you! yeah, benedict arnold was the only one who wasn't a traitor! - chuck does have a point. except in the digital era, well-reasoned opinions are more valuable than the archaic model of so-called "objective journalism." also, what's a walter conkrite? [playfully tense music] ♪ - uh-oh. - mom. - mm-hmm? - we need to talk. - oh, god, you're pregnant. it's okay. we'll pretend it's mine, and tell him you're his sister. - no, about you being here. if this is gonna work, you and i need to establish some boundaries. - well, sounds good. tell me more. - your hand is up my shirt. - i'm just making sure you're not wearing an underwire bra. i read that they cause breast cancer-- wait, i don't read. you know what? it was a dream. [chuckles] - oh, my-- ♪ okay, listen. when you and i are at the office, we are co-workers, okay? so before you do anything, just ask yourself, "would i do this to another co-worker?" - that's not gonna help. i just rubbed icy hot on justin's quads. - please, mom, i've worked

i'm not a benedict arnold like you. >> benedict arnold was the only one who wasn't a traitor. >> chuckjournalism. also, what's a walter conkrite? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is a a walter conkrite? nicole richie! "great news" premieres tuesday april 25th at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. they love it. we'll be right back with a a performance from flo rida and 99 percent. woo! stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ april showers ♪ it was shaping up to be a most miserable day. ♪ but then, destiny struck. did may imagine april showers bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price? never but that's the beauty of a store full of surprises. you never know what you're gonna find, but you know you're gonna love it. marshalls. your surprise is waiting. man: chevy is the most awarded car company, three years in a row. really! let's see how quickly you can read through all their awards. (bell ringing) man 2: 2017 motor trend car of the year. kelly blue book 2016 best resale value. 2016 j.d. power highest quality breaking... agh! 10 best... blah blah blah. 2015... only about 90

as george washington said to benedict arnold, "no fairsies, benny! you promised to be on our side.ck it off!" seriously! jason chaffetz, please, just grow a pair and tell us what flynn did. ( cheers and applause ) you gutless charles schulz rough draft. quick aside, quick aside. congratulations to greta on her new, show "for the record." if you remember, for years, her old show on fox news was called "on the record." because "for" the record, she no longer believes anything she said that was "on" the record. i look forward to seeing her future cnn show, "please erase the record." as a political outsider, it's taking donald trump a little while to get a handle on how stuff works in the nation's capital. but there's one piece of white house protocol that trump has mastered, because according to the associated press, with the push of a red button placed on the resolute desk... oh, god! what happens when he pushes the button? a white house butler arrives with a coke for the president. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers and applause ) thank god. i was worried there. he's just turning th

now he wants to allow corporate inversions that provide tax benefits to corporate benedict arounds who betray our -- arnolds who betray our country. he refuses to say that china is a currency manipulators even though he said during his rallies he would do just that and he refuses to do anything about chinese requirements regarding coal production. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman's time has expired. mr. seruman: he's -- mr. sherman: he's governing like goldman sachs. i yield back. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman yields back. the chair recognizes the gentleman from indiana, mr. messer, for five minutes. mr. messer: thank you, mr. speaker. for generations, our nation has celebrated the american dream. i call it the american promise, the simple idea that if you work hard you will be rewarded. the american promise means that if you show up for work every morning and play by the rules, you'll be able to take care of your family and over time your life will improve. unfortunately for many americans, that promise no longer rings true today. before the election of donald trump, more than 50% of america

when he moves in the other direction, of course he's benedict honor. he's a -- arnold.s a traitor. donald trump has a constituency. his point is right, he has changed. he's turned his back on that constituency. three in four americans approve of one thing donald trump has done and that is forcing company to keep jobs in the united states. that was the populist theme, this was no other president has won the whitehouse on and he under the pressure of the 100 day deadline which he kept sustaining and genuflecting before and studiously pursuing, donald trump came up with a one page tax plan that turned his back totally on the people who elected him. and his secretary of the treasury could not even tell you what a family making $70,000 a year with two children, whether they would pay more or less in taxes. but i could tell you one thing, that donald trump's cabinet would pay and donald trump would may measurably less. it was a plan designed for the deserving rich. >> woodruff: you're saying they did put out a plan, a one page plan but it doesn't tell us much more, david, wha