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ha ha ha ha! what the hell is that? uh, can we just get our candy? eware of the fog, for you might not be able to see "ahead." [gasps] boo. timmy started running, and i wanted to run, too, but my hunch got stuck on a rosebush. and that's when i fell. i fell hard. boy: i can see his feet. okay. here. here, children. have some candy. happy halloween! [growling] [growling] okay, that was bad. that was a bad start. uh, first of all, dad-- thunder, lightning, fog cue. and we skipped alex altogether. and, gloria, since when do you speak english? oh, so now you have a-- a problem with the way i speak? like father like daughter in this dog-eat-dog family. children: trick or treat? okay. places! places! [clears throat] good. mitchell's set. honey, i love you so much. not now. not now. come in... if you dare. dad. jay: what? dad. oh, right. right. [thunder crashes ] phil, it's you! no, dad. fog! thank you for joining us on our special night. other children haven't fared so well! [monotone voice] oh. help me. help me. welcome to your nightmare. ha ha ha ha! now,
ha ha ha ha! what the hell is that? uh, can we just get our candy? eware of the fog, for you might not be able to see "ahead." [gasps] boo. timmy started running, and i wanted to run, too, but my hunch got stuck on a rosebush. and that's when i fell. i fell hard. boy: i can see his feet. okay. here. here, children. have some candy. happy halloween! [growling] [growling] okay, that was bad. that was a bad start. uh, first of all, dad-- thunder, lightning, fog cue. and we skipped alex...
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ha ha ha ha ha! ) now, uh -- this might just be a tall tale, but until republicans release it, we'll never know. never know, muah-ha ha ha ha ha! we'll be right back! um, i can't have happen what happened last time... (♪) ahem... here's my card. i'm sure you know your profits are down 8%. so, just let me know if you want to change that. ♪ i believe in you! break through!, break through! tbrewed with the belief -- beer. that a beer could be light and not compromise on taste. to be enjoyed on nights that start out as afternoons. miller lite. hold true. (quiet chatter) (soft gasp) (record scratching) ( ♪ ) (excited chatter) ( ♪ ) various: whoa! (mixed exclamations) ( ♪ ) (cheering) ( ♪ ) ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." let's talk about the the supreme court, the highest court in the land, especially now that ruth bader ginsburg started vaping. don't judge. we all deal with trump in our own way. this week the court ruled on a couple of interesting cases. one decision
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ha-ha. >> i am not giving up hope. just yet. >> so you are going cavs in seven. >> yes. >> ha-ha-ha. >> we'll see. >> we have seen it before. >>eah. >> just my, my -- >> that's your positive outlook. great series so far though. >> coming up why tlc still don't want no scrubs. >> and what brad pitt is doing as a weather -- why are you looking at me, when you say that? >> just something about scrubs made me. >> yes, brad pitt as the a weatherman. "the skinny" is next. [female narrator] foods rich in folic acid like white bread and leafy greens can help prevent some birth defects before you even know you're pregnant. ♪ ♪ ♪ the passenger side of the best friend's ride ♪ >> you are going to have it in your head all day long. you are welcome for that ear worm. "the skinny" time. and time to feel a little old. can you believe 18 years since tlc dropped the hammer on the cheap two-timing losers out there. >> ha-ha. >> two times,why limit me. >> like you, we assume the no scrubs policy still holds. but some busters are apparently looking for a pass. we won't name, names. tlc not having it. >> hoping to start a fun debate. does anyone k
ha-ha. >> i am not giving up hope. just yet. >> so you are going cavs in seven. >> yes. >> ha-ha-ha. >> we'll see. >> we have seen it before. >>eah. >> just my, my -- >> that's your positive outlook. great series so far though. >> coming up why tlc still don't want no scrubs. >> and what brad pitt is doing as a weather -- why are you looking at me, when you say that? >> just something about scrubs made me. >> yes,...
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. >> ha-ha-ha. >> ha-ha-ha. >> we did address it last week. but there it is. ou have a little romper. i think we should do that for every insomniac theater. so, patrick wrote. is kendis wearing a onesy. duh. >> not everybody got the memo. i do like you took it seriously. now play who w kendis or these guys? >> well. >> well, cam newton looking pretty good in his romper. >> that one is good. >> oh. >> somebody pointed out where are your eyes? >> my eyes are up here, lady. ha-ha. >> i was, i was trying to take, take in the whole romper situation. but my eyes were here. >> they were. >> here. >> all right. dirty dancing might remember, talked about that last week as well. even -- attempted our own lift. wrote on face book. kendis made hundreds of men extremely jealous. >> hundreds. only hundreds? >> two. >> ha-ha. then there was, we, we did get some assist there. if you notice. jonathan, one of our editors, several viewers notice heed was particularly gentlemanly in this whole thing. you might notice him frantically looking away throughout the situation. jonathan,
. >> ha-ha-ha. >> ha-ha-ha. >> we did address it last week. but there it is. ou have a little romper. i think we should do that for every insomniac theater. so, patrick wrote. is kendis wearing a onesy. duh. >> not everybody got the memo. i do like you took it seriously. now play who w kendis or these guys? >> well. >> well, cam newton looking pretty good in his romper. >> that one is good. >> oh. >> somebody pointed out where are your eyes?...
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ha ha ha ha ha! ause ) now, uh -- this might just be a tall tale, but until republicans release it, we'll never know. never know, muah-ha ha ha ha ha! we'll be right back! we'll be right back! well you're really gonna hate the new ipad pro because you can do pretty much everything with it, like type... hate it. or take notes... hate it. or even multitask. multi-hate yeah. you can do all the things you hate. great. ♪ ♪ give extra. get extra. in mythe cash value of youronly two new york life policy,grow, a policy that keeps your family protected. and my famous crenn soufflé, which literally never stops growing. be good at life. new york life. hey, bud. you need some help? no, i'm good. come on, moe. i have to go. (vo) we always trusted our subaru impreza would be there for him someday. ok. that's it. (vo) we just didn't think someday would come so fast. see ya later, moe. (vo) introducing the subaru impreza. the longest-lasting vehicle in its class. more than a car, it's a subaru. officials are reportin
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ha-ha. >> yea! >> ready to groove. now that he hasrt to match that spirit. >> hey. >> #goals. >> absolutely. quad goals. amazing. his family post thutd social media. thank them for doing that. giving us moves and tips. >> reminding everybody about the importance of organ donation and dancing. >> and dance. ♪ >>> this morning on "world news now," the first family all moved in. >> first lady melani and son baron make the white house their official home. president trump meantime has a full first week for them. going to be busy, especially after the dramatic comey hearing on the hill. the new questions about the russia investigation including the issue of possible tapes of their conversations. >> breaking overnight, puerto rico wants in. the governor is vowing to turn u.s. territory into a state after a landslide voter referendum. some are saying the numbers are misleading. we'll tell you why. >> investigation under way following two separate incidents involving home explosions. neighborhoods rocked after houses were blown to pieces, whil
ha-ha. >> yea! >> ready to groove. now that he hasrt to match that spirit. >> hey. >> #goals. >> absolutely. quad goals. amazing. his family post thutd social media. thank them for doing that. giving us moves and tips. >> reminding everybody about the importance of organ donation and dancing. >> and dance. ♪ >>> this morning on "world news now," the first family all moved in. >> first lady melani and son baron make the white...
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>> he was saying ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. i won, i did it. i stuck it to you. i created chaos in your election and now i'm reaping the benefits of that. that was one long troll of the united states and it puts donald trump in an awkward position because he has tried to pretend that we don't know who the hacking was done by. vladimir putin made only the faintest gesture toward that position when everybody knows and our intelligence community knows that russia and vladimir putin personally, as nbc news has reported, was involved in that. >> and he really tried to downplay it, saying simply that a 3-year-old could have achieved what was done allegedly in his mind. heidi, we have nbc news reporting that the trump administration looked into easing sanctions on russia shortly after the inauguration and former state department diplomat dan fried said there was no talk of the white house gaining anything by doing so in return. is there a good explanation for why the white house was considering this? >> this is why in combination with all of the other news coming out, al
>> he was saying ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. i won, i did it. i stuck it to you. i created chaos in your election and now i'm reaping the benefits of that. that was one long troll of the united states and it puts donald trump in an awkward position because he has tried to pretend that we don't know who the hacking was done by. vladimir putin made only the faintest gesture toward that position when everybody knows and our intelligence community knows that russia and vladimir putin personally, as...
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has one of the catchiest signature punch words. >> curry for three. bang. three pointer. bang. rebound. back out. bang. bang. bang. bang. >> jimmy: ha ha ha ha. i'm going to start using that when i make love. the warriors were the heavy favorites. one area where cleveland has the upper hand is the mascot department. the cavaliers have two mascots. warriors none. ber berny sanders was right. we need to redistribute mass scotts. one of cleveland's mascots is this dog. i don't know why. i guess kids like dogs. they said the hell with it. let's get a dog. it's cc. they say he's a human cavalier. it's a cross between a pomeranian and a pimp. the sad thing in children in oakland are getting cheated out of the great pleasures of sports which is watching a man in a costume dancing around. the warriors don't have that. the warriors need a mascot. we put our heads together and came up with a idea. gary came up with this idea. i think kids are going to love it. here now for the first time ever please welcome the new mascot for golden state. ladies and gentlemen, the golden skater. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bang bang i am the warrior ♪ i am the [ cheers a
has one of the catchiest signature punch words. >> curry for three. bang. three pointer. bang. rebound. back out. bang. bang. bang. bang. >> jimmy: ha ha ha ha. i'm going to start using that when i make love. the warriors were the heavy favorites. one area where cleveland has the upper hand is the mascot department. the cavaliers have two mascots. warriors none. ber berny sanders was right. we need to redistribute mass scotts. one of cleveland's mascots is this dog. i don't know...
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-ha. >> like facebook. >> applying or in college. >> you wouldn't make it past the, the strict parameters of getting into bu. >> i went to bc. i know you just say that to annoy me. >> ha-ha was oswego? they were strict? >> it all depended on how much you can drink in a night. that was their parameters, state university of oswego. >> didn't have computers back then, you were in the clear. >> surprised we made it into tv. all we had, was the talkies. >> coming up watchful eye of big brother. in your pocket. >> oh, boy. those apps on your smart phone to cash in on great deals may be chipping away at your personal big brother is watching you. there's nothing more important than your health. so if you're on medicare or will be soon, you may want more than parts a and b here's why. medicare only covers about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. you might want to consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like any medicare supplement insurance plan, these help pick up some of what medicare doesn't pay. and, these plans let you choose any doctor or hospital that accepts medicare patients. you could s
-ha. >> like facebook. >> applying or in college. >> you wouldn't make it past the, the strict parameters of getting into bu. >> i went to bc. i know you just say that to annoy me. >> ha-ha was oswego? they were strict? >> it all depended on how much you can drink in a night. that was their parameters, state university of oswego. >> didn't have computers back then, you were in the clear. >> surprised we made it into tv. all we had, was the...
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-ha. >> like facebook. >> applying or in college. >> you wouldn't make it past the, the strict parameters of getting into bu. >> i went to bc. i know you just say that to annoy me. >> ha-ha was oswego? they were strict? >> it all depended on how much you can drink in a night. that was their parameters, state university of oswego. >> didn't have computers back then, you were in the clear. >> surprised we made it into tv. all we had, was the talkies. >> coming up watchful eye of big brother. in your pocket. >> oh, boy. those apps on your smart phone to cash in on great deals may be chipping away at your personal privacy information. big brother is watching you. ♪ there's nothing more important than your health. so if you're on medicare or will be soon, you may want more than parts a and b here's why. medicare only covers about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. you might want to consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like any medicare supplement insurance plan, these help pick up some of what medicare doesn't pay. and, these plans let you choose any doctor or hospital that accepts medicar
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. >> i have twins myself, so i'm just going ha, ha, ha. no, it's great. it's great. he's going to need some sleeping pills. >> meanwhile, baby watch continues for beyonce, with the twins reportedly due any day, the grandma to be was spotted in beverly hills doing some retail therapy. and cindy crawford's son, graduating high school. the proud mama presented him with a wat f and her daughter also on ndha, looking very grown-up in a tube top and edgy leather skirt, cheering her brother on. >>> now, blake shelton surprises fans, dropping into bars in nashville. ♪ the superstar was flying solo. no gwen stefani in sight as he posed at a meet and greet with fans. at one point, blake even went behind the bar to pour drinks. two nights ago, he was spotted behind the stage with a smithworks cup. he's a brand ambassador. ♪ we were with him as he performed at an l.a. bar last year, and we know he enjoys adult beverages. i alcohol. i no-brainer for me. >> i think like every interview i've done with you, you've had vodka in your hand. >> that's right. >> and blake was grateful we'
. >> i have twins myself, so i'm just going ha, ha, ha. no, it's great. it's great. he's going to need some sleeping pills. >> meanwhile, baby watch continues for beyonce, with the twins reportedly due any day, the grandma to be was spotted in beverly hills doing some retail therapy. and cindy crawford's son, graduating high school. the proud mama presented him with a wat f and her daughter also on ndha, looking very grown-up in a tube top and edgy leather skirt, cheering her...
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little more. >> right. >> mushrooms. >> ha-ha-ha. >> how is it? d, right. >> oh, my goodness. i can't. i can't even. >> there you go. >> buttery. >> and -- >> getting there. with the smores too. strawberry shortcake. t sometimes you stink. ♪ new febreze fabric refresher with odorclear technology... ...cleans away odors like never before. because the things you love the most can stink. and plug in febreze to keep your whole room fresh for up... ...to 45 days. breathe happy with new febreze. ♪ new lysol kitchen pro eliminates 99.9% of bacteria without any harsh chemical residue. lysol. what it takes to protect. you're searching for something. like the perfect deal... ...on the perfect hotel. so wouldn't it be perfect if there was a single site where you could find the right hotel for you at the best price? there is. because tripadvisor now compares prices from over 200 booking sites... ...to save you up to 30%... ...on the hotel you want. trust this bird's words. tripadvisor. the latest reviews. the lowest prices. >>> all right. it is time now for "t
little more. >> right. >> mushrooms. >> ha-ha-ha. >> how is it? d, right. >> oh, my goodness. i can't. i can't even. >> there you go. >> buttery. >> and -- >> getting there. with the smores too. strawberry shortcake. t sometimes you stink. ♪ new febreze fabric refresher with odorclear technology... ...cleans away odors like never before. because the things you love the most can stink. and plug in febreze to keep your whole room fresh for...
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ha. >> hee hee. >> uh huh huh huh. uh huh huh huh. [ laughter ] >> ha ha ha ha. >> uh huh huh huh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. 33 minutes long. >> steve: yeah. 33 minutes long? >> jimmy: that's 33 minutes. this last podcast is an episode of "the shaq podcast." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: which is hosted by shaquille o'neal, and it's fantastic. in this episode, he interviews kim kardashian. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: let's take a listen. >> this is "shaq podcast." this is "shaq cast." welcome back. i'm shaq. i'm here with kim kardashian. >> hi-ee! >> starbucks just released a a unicorn frappuccino. kim, what do you think of unicorns? >> what? >> unicorns, what's your opinion of them? >> why are you asking me that? >> don't dodge the question. where do you stand on unicorns? >> i don't know. they're fine, i guess. >> they're not fine. they're great. unicorns are great. >> no! >> yes, they are. long horn, cloven hooves, symbol of purity. unicorns are magical! >> unicorns aren't real. >> yes, they are! unicorns are magical! >> no! >> they're magical! >> no! >> t
ha. >> hee hee. >> uh huh huh huh. uh huh huh huh. [ laughter ] >> ha ha ha ha. >> uh huh huh huh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. 33 minutes long. >> steve: yeah. 33 minutes long? >> jimmy: that's 33 minutes. this last podcast is an episode of "the shaq podcast." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: which is hosted by shaquille o'neal, and it's fantastic. in this episode, he interviews kim kardashian. >> steve: oh, my...
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i think that will be quite great. >> ha-ha. >> ha-ha. >> reporter: if you are thinking of coming for. many hotels and prime viewing spots are reportedly sold out across the country. and locals here tell us, that one room is fetching as much as $3,800. >> they better hope it doesn't rain. that's the "overnight news" for this tuesday. for some of you the news continues. for others check back a little later for the morning news and of course, cbs this morning. mo t >>> it's tuesday, june 27th, 2017. this is the cbs morning news. the white house issues a warning to syria as the trump administration reveals the regime may be planning another chemical attack. >> remember, this capitol does not belong to the senators. this capitol doesn't belong to congress. this is the people's house. >> democrats make a late night appearance on the steps of the u.s. capitol to protest the proposed gop health care bill. >>> wildfires surge in the western u.s. firefighters are bracing for high winds and evacuated
i think that will be quite great. >> ha-ha. >> ha-ha. >> reporter: if you are thinking of coming for. many hotels and prime viewing spots are reportedly sold out across the country. and locals here tell us, that one room is fetching as much as $3,800. >> they better hope it doesn't rain. that's the "overnight news" for this tuesday. for some of you the news continues. for others check back a little later for the morning news and of course, cbs this morning. mo...
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"ha—ha—ha, good heavens!" "wonderful!" he'd come to the phone, and always say, "is it me?" al goodbye from them, goodbye from him, and a walk past the one empty seat. david sillito, bbc news, westminster abbey. tribute to ronnie corbett today at the abbey. more now on the election, and as millions of people prepare to go to the polls tomorrow, the outcome of the vote will be decided in dozens of key marginal seats around the united kingdom. jeremy vine is with me here at the election centre to look at the constituencies being targeted by the parties, those battle—ground seats. indeed! the ones we all with talk about, huw, and this map shows the result of the last election, let's look at the challenges for the parties in this one. the conservatives, the seats they only just won last time, this first column. if they were to lose just the first column of so—called marginal seats, they would lose their overall majority in a house of commons. let's look at their targets, turn it around and wonder what happens if the conservatives advance. they might take chester, ealing central,
"ha—ha—ha, good heavens!" "wonderful!" he'd come to the phone, and always say, "is it me?" al goodbye from them, goodbye from him, and a walk past the one empty seat. david sillito, bbc news, westminster abbey. tribute to ronnie corbett today at the abbey. more now on the election, and as millions of people prepare to go to the polls tomorrow, the outcome of the vote will be decided in dozens of key marginal seats around the united kingdom. jeremy vine is with...
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damian: ha ha ha ha. ray: you know, ronnie lott owns tracy toyota, and every time he has an event there, rudy is from tracy and he does his barbecues for him. i said, "you've gotta cut those things a little bit smaller," 'cause they're huge. and then we have mint and basil, vietnamese vegan and vegetarian food, this year. and we have luna mexican kitchen which is, oh my goodness, my good friends john and joe lopez own that. they just opened it 2 weeks ago and they're--lobster, brother. damian: wow. ray: it's a really--it's in the rose garden area, but the food is great. so, we'll have them, zona rosa, plaza garibaldi. it's just a great event. and several chefs, four or five chefs that we'll have there. damian: and the upside to everything--i mean, everything is great, but the beneficiaries. who benefits by-- ray: oh, the beneficiaries. we had--i was telling damian earlier that i was counting up and we gave to about 14. and someone said, "wow, ray, that's too many." i said, "well, there's just a great need
damian: ha ha ha ha. ray: you know, ronnie lott owns tracy toyota, and every time he has an event there, rudy is from tracy and he does his barbecues for him. i said, "you've gotta cut those things a little bit smaller," 'cause they're huge. and then we have mint and basil, vietnamese vegan and vegetarian food, this year. and we have luna mexican kitchen which is, oh my goodness, my good friends john and joe lopez own that. they just opened it 2 weeks ago and they're--lobster,...
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>> ha-ha. >> you don't want to weigh in on this? >> ha that. >> all we think about is sex. >> apparently, the more time you think about the secrets when you are alone the more they inflict stress, depression and anxiety. >> saying a lot of people think about sex when they're alone. >> it makes them depressed. >> makes them depressed. >> thanks. >> thank you scientists for handling that. captain obvious. so want to introduce you to 93-year-old sylvia martin from australia. and she is getting married. >> yea! congratulations! >> congratulations! >> only one problem. >> oh. >> when frank asked her again, she couldn't figure out what dress to wear. she put it to the internet to decide which of the four dresses, a, b, c, d, she should wear for her big day with frank raymond, who is 88, youngin. >> i like c. >> all about d. look at that. that. >> production team is big on d. >> yeah, we like d. >> d is cool. like another way of having a train. right. like a train on your arm. >> yes. she is not wearing white to her wedding. >> she is 93. she ca
>> ha-ha. >> you don't want to weigh in on this? >> ha that. >> all we think about is sex. >> apparently, the more time you think about the secrets when you are alone the more they inflict stress, depression and anxiety. >> saying a lot of people think about sex when they're alone. >> it makes them depressed. >> makes them depressed. >> thanks. >> thank you scientists for handling that. captain obvious. so want to introduce you to...
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ha-ha. i didn't know bananas were a bad thing. that was his take away. no, i was not licking a banana in a wrong way because i don't eat carbs. >> that was bizarre. >> they mud wrestled. >> got intense by the way. >> it did. >> should have contract with wwe, bachelorette thing doesn't work out. >> then picked eric. gave him the rose. all the other guys were talking trash about eric. she was like, i don't know. there hasn a lot of drama ma. >> drama. >> five guys. sent home. blake, jamie, lucas, and waboom. >> waboom. >> comedian. or, failed comedian. >> fred from texas. sorry. >> no worries. >> we saw demario. demario's big attempt at an apology and reconciliation. >> nice of him to try. >> good try. >> next to halle berry denying pregnancy rooms more. >> rumors reignited when the oscar winner stepped out at the butterfly ball in los angeles. >> the red carpet, silver form fitting dress. also sporting what many assumed was a baby bump. >> yep. but instead, it was more like she ate a butterball turkey. rep denied pregnancy rumors. berry took to instagram, saying if anything that bump is a food baby. saying can i girl have some steak and fries. >> amen, halle berry. >> preach. >> cheeseburgers if she wanted it. >> some was because of the way sunny was caressing. >> that way is strange. we all get a food baby now and then. >> nothing wrong with that. >> speak for yourself. i wear my spanx every day. don
ha-ha. i didn't know bananas were a bad thing. that was his take away. no, i was not licking a banana in a wrong way because i don't eat carbs. >> that was bizarre. >> they mud wrestled. >> got intense by the way. >> it did. >> should have contract with wwe, bachelorette thing doesn't work out. >> then picked eric. gave him the rose. all the other guys were talking trash about eric. she was like, i don't know. there hasn a lot of drama ma. >> drama....
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. >> ha-ha-ha. >> oh, my god, that is amazing. >> how cute is that. >> the moments that unite people s. because the it just, just everybody can relate to that moment. >> there would be grown men crying as well if they got, t-shirt signed by sidney crosby. >> the one next to me. >> congratulations. absolutely. >> when we come back, scarlet johannsen meets her doppleganger. >> as justin bieber learned the lyrics of his hit song yet. >> des -- des -- i know it. it's some where. >> coming up in "the skinny" next. -- i know it. it's some where. >> coming up in next. because tripadvisor now compares prices from over 200 booking sites... ...to save you up to 30%... ...on the hotel you want. trust this bird's words. tripadvisor. the latest reviews. the lowest prices. ♪ skinny so skinny >> time for a jam packed "the skinny." we have breaking political news to start things off. the 2020 race for the white house is wide open now with the rock and kevin hart leaving the door open for presidential run. and now we know one person who is not running. >> kanye? >> oprah. >> oprah. going to be my next
. >> ha-ha-ha. >> oh, my god, that is amazing. >> how cute is that. >> the moments that unite people s. because the it just, just everybody can relate to that moment. >> there would be grown men crying as well if they got, t-shirt signed by sidney crosby. >> the one next to me. >> congratulations. absolutely. >> when we come back, scarlet johannsen meets her doppleganger. >> as justin bieber learned the lyrics of his hit song yet. >>...
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. >> ha-ha-ha. >> coming up -- the latest kid who is way smarter than us. >> just the latest. >> uh-huh. >> from 300 to just one. meet the nation's newest spelling bee champ. >> what janet jackson is about to do that she has never done before. we will have the details ahead in "the skinny." >> first, a look at today's forecast. >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by fisher investments. start by taking care of families for 70 years. earn the trust of 32 nfl teams. be there for america's toughest and help, when help is needed america's #1 isn't a status earned overnight. it's earned in every wash, and re-earned every day. tide, america's #1 detergent clearasil rapid action begins working fast for clearly visible results in as little as 12 hours. t will it stop this teen from ugging hot sauce? ...oh jeremy. so let's be clear: clearasil works fast on teen acne, not so much on other teen things. ltry align probiotic.n your digestive system? for a non-stop, sweet treat goodness, hold on to your tiara kind of day.
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ha-ha. tell you the truth. ,000 this is how i usually, fold my sheets. >> better way? >> completely. any day now. >> let's see. >> your sheets. >> thank you. that's it. get it laundered. >> i like that. >> didn't you. >> i like that way the best. >> perfect. perfect. >> want to see the way i do it. tell by the outloon of the sheet. like this. >> ah. >> see. good to go. >> there you go. >> fitted sheet. underneath. nobody sees it. >> you're watching "world news now." >>> this morning on "world news now." panic in the streets of paris. >> another terror attack. this time in front of the famous notre dame cathedral. assailant was caught on video, lunging before being shot as tourists were locked down unsure if the terrorist was among them. we have a full report from the scene. >> and surprising news coming out of washington. president trump anything reap with attorney general jeff sessions. the white house refusing to say whether the president hasnce in his own attorney general. our abc news correspondent, breaking the news, sessions offered to resign as well as ag. >> then the bombshell testimony in bill cosby's sexual assault trial. hear what his accuser said on the stand what we can expect in court today. >> high-speed catamaran making a difficult maneuver and capsizes du
ha-ha. tell you the truth. ,000 this is how i usually, fold my sheets. >> better way? >> completely. any day now. >> let's see. >> your sheets. >> thank you. that's it. get it laundered. >> i like that. >> didn't you. >> i like that way the best. >> perfect. perfect. >> want to see the way i do it. tell by the outloon of the sheet. like this. >> ah. >> see. good to go. >> there you go. >> fitted sheet....
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ha—ha ha—ha. so what about the rich verses the poor? est households, those with an income of about £15,000 a year, they are paying out about 35% in tax. at the other end of the scale, a household with £88,000 a year coming in, they are paying about 34%, so the numbers don't suggest there is a big difference but some people feel that the tax system is unfair. ed, you are an economist. well, the numbers we havejust seen there, they are averages and the system is a lot more complicated than that. all of this will depend on what that person spends. are they smoking, are they buying beers, are they driving a car? all of this will have an affect on the amount of tax they're paying. complicated. thank you very much. whatever your situation, tax is something we all pay in one form or another. in most cases, more than one—third of our income goes on tax. and given the current pressures on public services, it's unlikely to go down any time soon. tlafs ste p h tlafs steph with thoughts on taxes. —— that was steph. we've been asking for your questio
ha—ha ha—ha. so what about the rich verses the poor? est households, those with an income of about £15,000 a year, they are paying out about 35% in tax. at the other end of the scale, a household with £88,000 a year coming in, they are paying about 34%, so the numbers don't suggest there is a big difference but some people feel that the tax system is unfair. ed, you are an economist. well, the numbers we havejust seen there, they are averages and the system is a lot more complicated than...
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has a hard time keeping it together. so, let's -- let's give it a a listen. >> the cow goes "moo." [ laughter ] the dog goes -- ha-ha-ha! a-ha! the dog goes "woof," i can't believe it! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and there you go, it's fanta -- it's fantastic. >> steve: wow, how long is it? >> jimmy: it's -- it's 40 hours. >> steve: 40 hours? >> jimmy: 40 hours long. >> steve: wow, that's a long podcast. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: our next podcast is -- this is very popular. >> steve: it's very. >> jimmy: it's called librarian -- librarian fights. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it's a podcast where a pair of librarians get in a fight at the library. let's take a listen to them. [ whispering ] >> do you think you know more about books than me? >> i know i know more about books than you. >> if i had to file you, i'd file you under "t" for "trash." >> i wouldn't even put you in the library, 'cause no one has ever checked you out. [ audience oohs ] >> your mouth is checking out a a book your body can't pay the late fees for. >> meet me by the card catalog, bitch. >> it's on. [ laughter and applause ] >> j
has a hard time keeping it together. so, let's -- let's give it a a listen. >> the cow goes "moo." [ laughter ] the dog goes -- ha-ha-ha! a-ha! the dog goes "woof," i can't believe it! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and there you go, it's fanta -- it's fantastic. >> steve: wow, how long is it? >> jimmy: it's -- it's 40 hours. >> steve: 40 hours? >> jimmy: 40 hours long. >> steve: wow, that's a long podcast. [ light laughter ]...
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-ha-ha. >> critics are saying we want more. it haswonder woman is scoring solid 92%. certified fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. getting great reviews. from -- >> one reviewer says, it was a 2 1/2 hour long beyonce music video without the high end costumes, high caliber acting, cohesive plot of a beyonce music video. that review came from, kendis gibson. >> well, see what happened. i saw it tuesday. this is why i am not a critic. i am just, bitter and >>> this morning on "world news now" -- paris discord. president trump declaring america first. >> staffers applauded the president he is pulling the u.s. out of the accord. the rest of the world reacted sharply to the decision. with the new president of france offering a rare appeal in english to the american people. >> new developments from the philippines following a deadly attack at a popular resort. dozens of people suffocated after a gunman set fire to a restaurant and then himself. the latest ahead. >> and, the road rage fight with bizarre twist. while one woman leaves her car to f
-ha-ha. >> critics are saying we want more. it haswonder woman is scoring solid 92%. certified fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. getting great reviews. from -- >> one reviewer says, it was a 2 1/2 hour long beyonce music video without the high end costumes, high caliber acting, cohesive plot of a beyonce music video. that review came from, kendis gibson. >> well, see what happened. i saw it tuesday. this is why i am not a critic. i am just, bitter and >>> this morning...
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has pulled out. heather watson, monday. i can see why she has pulled out. heatherwatson, does she monday. i can see why she has pulled out. , does she go to wimbledon renewed after this week? at think this is the best week she has ever had answer. the best tennis day of her life yesterday. her opponents are not household names but they generate a lot of respect in the locker room. her game is getting better and i think she can go beyond where she went before. she has a great game for grass. a big game against the counterpuncher.m has ina game against the counterpuncher.m has in a tremendous week here at eastbourne. you can see it saturday lunchtime on bbc one. world number four novak djokovic is through to the men's final. he showed brief glimpses of his best form against russia's daniil medvedev before coming through in straight sets 6—4, 6—4. he'll play richard gasquet or gael monfils in that final. chris froom has signed a three—year contract with team sky on the eve of the tour de france. the 104th tour gets underway and bustled off in germany tomorrow. this friend is open for his fourth victory in five yea rs open for
has pulled out. heather watson, monday. i can see why she has pulled out. heatherwatson, does she monday. i can see why she has pulled out. , does she go to wimbledon renewed after this week? at think this is the best week she has ever had answer. the best tennis day of her life yesterday. her opponents are not household names but they generate a lot of respect in the locker room. her game is getting better and i think she can go beyond where she went before. she has a great game for grass. a...
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know where trump got this paranoid idea, like the world is going, ha ha, look at this idiot joining us to save the planet and children, haa! dumbass! ( laughter ) who are you? you know, this is all really bad, but, on the bright side, at least we found a new job for mr. met. yeah, just throw a it mr.le paint on him and he can deliver the message to trump for the entire world. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ america's favorite cookie delicious european chocolate candy introducing oreo chocolate candy bars look for them wherever you buy chocolate candy. so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now. (coughs) so sorry. oh no... it's just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be live streaming the wedding and he's not getting any service. i missed like, the whole thing. what? and i just got an unlimited plan. it's the right plan, wrong network. you see, verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america. it's built to work better in cities. tell you what, just use mine. thanks. no problem. all right, let's go live. say hi to everybody who wasn't invited! (vo) when yo
know where trump got this paranoid idea, like the world is going, ha ha, look at this idiot joining us to save the planet and children, haa! dumbass! ( laughter ) who are you? you know, this is all really bad, but, on the bright side, at least we found a new job for mr. met. yeah, just throw a it mr.le paint on him and he can deliver the message to trump for the entire world. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ america's favorite cookie delicious european chocolate candy...
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. >> ha, ha, ha. we'll make sure you get it. topping our people scene at noon, lucas film found the force in ron howard. the oscorwinning director is tapped to step in as the hans solo stand alone film. they parted ways with the project earlier this week after having shot the majority of the movie. lucas films says that the the movie is still uncited and on track for next may. >>> katy perry has the most diamonds. diamond singles that is. the recording industry of america says the sales of her son roar hit the 10 million mark. certified diamond. the third time one of her songs sold a million copies. >>> six flags great adventure is unveiling thrills for the summer season, there are 14 roller coasters and safari adventures and 45 acre water parts. melissa magee shows us all the fun. >> reporter: it's the super hyped up ride of the summer. making its debut at six flags great adventure. >> the it first of its kind in the northeast and people are going to be stunned. >> the all new justice league battle form metropolis. >> a gaming r
. >> ha, ha, ha. we'll make sure you get it. topping our people scene at noon, lucas film found the force in ron howard. the oscorwinning director is tapped to step in as the hans solo stand alone film. they parted ways with the project earlier this week after having shot the majority of the movie. lucas films says that the the movie is still uncited and on track for next may. >>> katy perry has the most diamonds. diamond singles that is. the recording industry of america says...
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economic growth comes from this sole proprietier ha has ten employees to 30 employees. >> you think that -- >> they triple their employees. that's how you create employment growth. we know that. the facts are out there, small and medium sized businesses drive employment growth. >> they have not been able to get loans? >> they have not been able to get loans because the credit worthiness of those institutions doesn't score well enough for the highly regulated institutions to give them loans and they don't have access to the capital markets. >> we do need smart regulation, correct? >> of course we need smart regulation, we're very pro smart regulation, not anti-regulation, we're pro smart regulation that helps the economy grow and creates jobs. we're in job month. we've been in job month. every week of job month we talk about one very specific item in job month. we've talked about infrastructure and talked about workforce retaining and talked about technology. and this week is energy week. these are four areas of the u.s. economy where we think we can
economic growth comes from this sole proprietier ha has ten employees to 30 employees. >> you think that -- >> they triple their employees. that's how you create employment growth. we know that. the facts are out there, small and medium sized businesses drive employment growth. >> they have not been able to get loans? >> they have not been able to get loans because the credit worthiness of those institutions doesn't score well enough for the highly regulated institutions...
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mm-hmm. >> ha: yeah. >> anthony: what kind of fish are these? little fish. [ laughter ] >> ha: yeah, haprime piece of real estate. they've lived here how long? >> ha: for many generations. this old grandma is 78 years old and she said that her grandparents lived here before this all became, like, a big tourist attraction. >> anthony: is their situation protected by the state? they're allowed to live here by special, because they've been here so long? >> ha: actually, the government now is in fact reaching them to move back to shore because that's better for the children's education. [ woman speaking vietnamese ] >> ha: they said that they're happy to move back because it's better for their children, but they've been living here for many, many centuries and all they know is fishing. >> anthony: right. [ thunder crashes ] ♪ >> anthony: just another day in paradise. a tropical downpour in a working-class neighborhood on the outskirts of hanoi. the lady selling vegetables and gum and cigarettes taking a nap under a piece of corrugated tin has no idea what's about to happen. >> secret servic
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she has got no mandate here, and she has got no authority abroad and she has got no authority abroad e negotiations start tomorrow. her approach so far has alienated oui’ her approach so far has alienated our allies, weakened our position in the eu, and it has got us into the worst possible starting position. that was keir starmer‘s view on the brexit negotiations. of course, we have had that general election, it is the first and we have heard from philip hammond. of course, you would let on the sidelines, you was not really involved in the media interviews during that campaign, and today he has said that he thinks if there had been an economic message, a positive message about britain's economy, that could have led to a better outcome for the conservatives, and he was not happy with the role he had to play during the election where he was effectively sidelined. many thanks. a fall in the number of people who own their own home is fuelling inequality in britain, according to a new report. research from the resolution foundation think—tank suggests that 10% of adults own around half of
she has got no mandate here, and she has got no authority abroad and she has got no authority abroad e negotiations start tomorrow. her approach so far has alienated oui’ her approach so far has alienated our allies, weakened our position in the eu, and it has got us into the worst possible starting position. that was keir starmer‘s view on the brexit negotiations. of course, we have had that general election, it is the first and we have heard from philip hammond. of course, you would let...
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# ha, ha, ha, ha # stayin' ali—ive...k, c'est chic... but it's notjust people famous from the world of music who have been performing at this year's festival. yes, that's american film and tv star kiefer sutherland playing country music with his band. # drag your feet across the floor # memories high in the hall... he said performing at glastonbury was particularly special. the people that have played here, the fact that 200,000 people are circulating around almost 100 stages, the fact that it started off with one person and an idea and that it's been allowed to blossom and grow like this. again, it is almost like being invited into a part of history. # i need you, darling # come on, set the tone # if you feel me falling... closing this year, ed sheeran. his headline set an emotional climax to a festival that won't be back until 2019. # and they say... crowd sings: # she's in the class a team # stuck in her daydream # been this way since eighteen # but lately her face seems... in a moment, the news at one with simon mccoy
# ha, ha, ha, ha # stayin' ali—ive...k, c'est chic... but it's notjust people famous from the world of music who have been performing at this year's festival. yes, that's american film and tv star kiefer sutherland playing country music with his band. # drag your feet across the floor # memories high in the hall... he said performing at glastonbury was particularly special. the people that have played here, the fact that 200,000 people are circulating around almost 100 stages, the fact that...
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has a future as a drag queen i think. by the way this segment of the drag snow was called wig in a box. >> ha-ha-ha. >> look at that.w garfield. man, he hago >> back flip and everything. awesome. >> sort of like michael jackson and then some. wouldn't you say. >> moves. >> well, finally hopefully do beyonce soon. mark your calendars. beyonce is coming back. we know the dates for next year's coachella. >> more importantly the dates that beyonce will perform. her pregnancy forced her to drop out of this year's coachella, replaced by lady gaga. already announced, as one of next year's headliners. >> yeah, so next year, coachella dates. weekend one, we now know, friday, april 13. little earlier this year than last year. this one. through sunday april 15th. weekend two, friday april 20th through sunday april 22nd. >> tickets go on sale tomorrow. because beyonce is headlining now they're expect to go fast. if you want them, going to have to do that thing where you hover over the mouse. try to click. >> doesn't matter. people are going to get the tickets any way. be thousand of dollars. then she is going to drop out. >> di
has a future as a drag queen i think. by the way this segment of the drag snow was called wig in a box. >> ha-ha-ha. >> look at that.w garfield. man, he hago >> back flip and everything. awesome. >> sort of like michael jackson and then some. wouldn't you say. >> moves. >> well, finally hopefully do beyonce soon. mark your calendars. beyonce is coming back. we know the dates for next year's coachella. >> more importantly the dates that beyonce will...
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>> tesla ha ha ha they're buying everything else they're streaming. g to put a man on the move this is really my way of saying no one else but amazon does this make sense for people forget whole foods was so left for dead, probably going to be amazon themselves, now is suddenly amazon the missing piece for kroger or walmart, it's not the consume bable business for amazon is something they're going to recraft and those stores whole foods has aren't as useful, so why not tesla because it's not going to be anybody else >> brian kelly >> i'm going to go with target here it's more just a foil the whole plan i think that's part of the thesis is that a lot of these players are going to be defensive about this and try to keep jeff out. i agree with tim they're unlikely to do that. they don't have the financial backing or the ability that amazon has, but i'd say target should get in there and be a troll. >> steve grasso. >> i think it's a defensive move i would think costco has to do something to try to off lay some of their membership weakness i think it makes
>> tesla ha ha ha they're buying everything else they're streaming. g to put a man on the move this is really my way of saying no one else but amazon does this make sense for people forget whole foods was so left for dead, probably going to be amazon themselves, now is suddenly amazon the missing piece for kroger or walmart, it's not the consume bable business for amazon is something they're going to recraft and those stores whole foods has aren't as useful, so why not tesla because it's...
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apartment block fishel death toll now has reached thirty but it six specter to rise much further with up to seventy people still unaccounted for. i i i i. i i i. a ha. ha ha over the course of this demonstration this mosque this march we managed to speak to some very very angry people i believe that people get to go home in the gym tonight but there are people who have to sleep on the floor i mean the event is. now do you know everything and everything we need people. in life he told for centuries decades it's not about now it's about every minute that we've been lied to that a government has been lines of us covering stuff up and we thought enough the broncos are on alonso's the christians the people of boston you got people killed as a result of negligence someone should be able to count to the school for a month or two we have a government that's kind of a prime minister that came to the scene of the crime and you have the decency to meet resident weighs the elements in swayze ways the papal ways everyone that lived in nice flats ways into tennessee a great ways that the nice don't occupy is that need to know when i sat the anger on the protesting b
apartment block fishel death toll now has reached thirty but it six specter to rise much further with up to seventy people still unaccounted for. i i i i. i i i. a ha. ha ha over the course of this demonstration this mosque this march we managed to speak to some very very angry people i believe that people get to go home in the gym tonight but there are people who have to sleep on the floor i mean the event is. now do you know everything and everything we need people. in life he told for...