i asked this question of david byrne-- is it a burden to be so cool? cool. >> stephen: if you're ordinary in any way, people go, "not as cool as i thought." >> i feel like you have a butterfly net and you're coming at me and i'll back off. >> stephen: i don't mean crazy. a little eccentric, maybe. >> maybe. >> stephen: is there pressure to be arty? >> no, i mean, how can i answer that? i don't really know what you're talking about? ( laughter ). >> stephen: i guess i'm just trying to find the secret of how to do it because i feel like-- like what did you-- what's the least-- what's the most low-brow thing you've done recently? you seem very arty, very high- brow. what's the most common, know, common man low-brow thing you have done? >> where do i start? i live in the highlands of scotland. the day before yesterday i was washing my dogs who had rolled in a dead seal on the beach. ( laughter ). >> stephen: they rolled in a dead seal. >> and i come to manhattan and it's all very sparkly and i get a velvet jacket and sit down with you. this is high-brow fo