van dyke! >> oh, hi! i'm dick van dyke. you know, back when i was doing "the dick van dyke show," audiences would laugh every week when i'd comee ottoman. today, that wouldn't be so funny. a fall like that can mean broken bones, loss of mobility, loss of your independence, or even worse. so, if the aches, pains and, you know, that funny balance thing are slowing you down, keep watching this show because i've discovered an incredible program that's going to help everything. >> one in three people over 65 fall every year. >> i fell from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs. i was unconscious. >> i've broken my arm. i've broken my tailbone.

van dyke! >> oh, hi! i'm dick van dyke. you know, back when i was doing "the dick van dyke show," audiences would laugh every week when i'd come in and tumble over the ottoman. today, that wouldn't be so funny. a fall like that can mean broken bones, loss of mobility, loss of your independence, or even worse. so, if the aches, pains and, you know, that funny balance thing are slowing you down, keep watching this show because i've discovered an incredible program that's going to help everything.

van dyke! >> oh, hi! i'm dick van dyke. you know, back when i was doing "the dick van dyke show," audiences would laugh every week when i'd comed tumble over the ottoman. today, that wouldn't be so funny. a fall like that can mean broken bones, loss of mobility, loss of your independence, or even worse. so, if the aches, pains and, you know, that funny balance thing are slowing you down, keep watching this show because i've discovered an incredible program

hugging, no learning and this was a show being made as if it was produced in the era of the dick van dyke show >> if you worked for me, your job was so go home, get in a fight with your wife and come back in and tell me about it. >> don't sleep on the couch. i just cleaned down there. >> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein i sent my parents a gift for the holidays of the fruit of the month club. >> and did you know you sent me a box of pears from a place called fruit of the month. >> that's right. that's right. how are they? >> and my mother reacted as if i had sent her a box of heads from a murderer. >> why did you do this to me? >> oh, my gosh. >> i can't talk. there's too much fruit in the house. >> oh! what is happening? >> what do you think we are, invalids? we can't go out and get our own fruit? >> i tried to tell him. >> all right. i'm cancelling the fruit club. >> the real story is where the real connection with your audience is. thank god, all your families are crazy, too. >> looks like you got the whole family together. >> yeah, yeah, it's dysfunct