jimmy kimmel, nora mcdonald, steve martin, bill murray, amy you schumer and senatorial franken all seteremony will take place on october 22. who will tell you you who is sleeping soundly and who is tossing when the final five comes back after the break. q. today john kelly did something that few anticipated. he was the one who stood before the media in the white house briefing room and said once and important chief of staff is sound asleep tonight with the knowledge that the american people know where he stands in the trump administration. no news outlets suggested that he was on the verge of he said he's sticking around no matter what the headlines say, on the other hand nra never called for a ban on bump stocksment he did call fr a federal review. tonight the organization is coming out to a pair of bills legislationinging the pair of devices which allow semi ought automatic guns to fire almost at an automatic pace . there are some pro gun groups out there that say bump stops are vital to help disabled hunters and they call any legislation in the wake of america's deadliest shooting a

you want. order now at denny's.com >>> that's our report. we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> and i'm dion lim. right now on jimmy kimmel, amy schumer breaks ]. >> hey, you damn kids! y'all done broke my window, busted my clock! yeah, boy! >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy schumer -- dj khaled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cleto and the cletones, featuring paul shaffer. and now, start spreading the news, here's jimmy kimmel!

schumer. >> see you tomorrow. [ glass breaks ]. >> hey, you damn kids! y'all done broke my window, busted my clock! yeah, boy! >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy schumer -- dj khaled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cleto and the cletones, featuring paul shaffer. and now, start spreading the news, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. it's too much already. thanks. please, sit, relax, relax. welcome to -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you. all right, sit, sit. it's embarrassing. hey, welcome to the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music. isn't it fantastic! thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. thank you for coming out to see us. this is our third time in brooklyn. last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. and i to open 2,000 new cold press you shops. and you did. it's especially nice to do our show here before they turn it into a whole foods store. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went t

you know what else he is. he's a really good minority leader of the senate and he keeps regular order within his troops. >> but i bet he prevents those guys. >> amy: in fairness to mr. schumer which i rare liam, but there is an argument for him being the new york state senator >> neil: you don't have a sign for the principal argument. >> amy: that the tax plan would get rid of the state tax deduction. which chuck schumer is. >> it's against every republican s constituency but listen even when you take that out of the equation, for him to play ball on the supply side. >> neil: i don't think charles payne i could be very wrong i rarely disagree with my good friend charlie. >> it's going to happen. >> neil: it's going to happen and happen by the end of the year. >> i think it's going to happen but it will be a shell of what we saw this week. it won't it will be tax cuts it won't be tax reform and we will breathe. >> neil: will taxes be lower than they are now? >> we'll breathe a sigh of relief and they finally got a w on the board. >> neil: but how much lower? >> not much lower. >> neil: the corporate rate will go up beyond 20%. i think it will be 22.5% ultimate mattly. >> nei

you tonight. and all this week. amy schumerre with us, music from the lcd soundsystem, and #blessed to have dj chaled in the house tonight. what's your favorite dj khaled song? ♪ ♪ money on my mind get enough ♪ ♪ every i step up in the building ♪ ♪ everybody's hand go up-a >> and they stay down, and they stay down, and they stay down! dj khaled. >>. >> jimmy: i know we're not going to top that. and in honor of the show being in brooklyn, all of the jokes were written by hand in biodegradable parchment, using natural ink sustained from harvestedlingen berries. it's all artisanal tonight. one of the great things about taking your show on the road is meeting new people. there are no better people to meet than the people here in brooklyn, so we thought it might be fun to take a smaller version of our show on the actual road. i got a taxi cab and a driver than paul shaffer to drive around and find guests to interview for a mini talk show in a taxi here in brooklyn. [ honking ] ♪ >> how ya doing? >> i'm doing okay. >> what's your nam

right now on jimmy kimmel, amy schumer. >> see you tomorrow. >>> tv's number one daily viral video showght this minute." >> a tractor is brought in to save a truck that's seriously stuck in the mud. the frightening moment the plan fails. >> oh! >>> he's a navy dad about to be deployed. how he's telling his family to stay strong for a long seven months. >>> cameras capture the scene in a classroom. >> and that's a student right there. >> the stunning reason he suddenly targets a teacher. >> what on earth? >>> and some hard truths about shopping with kids. >> just know i can't leave the kids outside like a dog. they're people too. you can't leash them. >> the mom is begging you to hold your tongue and cut him some slack. >> make it easier for us to give a smile. >> shut it down. >>> i love to play stuck in the mud. in this case, it looks like it's gotten a bit too out of hand. >> this is not a game. >> no. in fact, that ram pickup truck that's seriously stuck in the mud is the truck they brought in to drag that tractor out of the mud that it got stuck in. >> leave it and go grab a beer. >

amy schumer. "action news" continues at 4:30. for cecily tynan, ducis rogers and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. have a very good night tonight. ♪ ♪ [ glass breaks ]. >> hey, youdone broke my window, busted my clock! yeah, boy!icky: from brooklyn, "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy schumer -- dj khaled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cleto and the cletones, featuring paul shaffer. and now, start spreading the news, here's jimmy kimmel!

you damn kids! y'all done broke my window, busted my clock! yeah, boy! >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy schumerdj khaled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cle a

you ready? david letterman, howard stern, amy schumer, tracy morgan, woody harrelson, billy joel, lcd soundsystem schwarzenegger will make his first appearance on our program and more surprises, too. that starts a week from tonight. be there or be elsewhere. our first guest tonight is a gifted actor who is as comfortable in dodger blue as he is panther black. he plays a young lawyer named thurgood who would soon be appoint to the supreme court in "marshall." >> i'm telling you this up front, the naacp will not like most lawyers. because of their race. that's our mission. you understand? so i need to know this. look at me now. did you do what they said you did? >> i never touched that woman. >> okay. joseph. you got lawyers now. >> jimmy: "marshall" opens in theaters on friday. please welcome chadwick boseman. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: i like that shirt. >> yeah, you want it? >> jimmy: yeah, i do want it. >> i'll leave it out for you. >> jimmy: that would be nice. >> i can't wear it again. >> jimmy: yeah, you really can't wear a shirt like that more t

you go. we have that in common. >> reporter: dave's pals, steve martin, martin short, amy schumer, and jimmy kimmel were part of thew, dave wud on jimmy kimmel's show last week. kimmel came here still gushes about his idol. how great was it having david on the show? it's kind of cool. >> it's more than kind of cool for me. i wouldn't be doing any job if not for david letterman. i think i fall into stalker category. to be here, to be asked to be here is a big deal. "kimmel "? he loves you. worships you. >> he's misguided. the audience was great. i wouldn't want to do it every night. that would kill a guy to have to do that every night. >> reporter: and if you thought the bushy beard was just a phase -- >> what do you want folks to know about the beard? you love it? hate it? cut it one day? >> no, not unless we have brush fire problems in this part of the country. >> reporter: next year, dave will launch an interview show on netflix. and we wondered what else he might do now that he's got more free time. >> is there any chance you would do something like, save, "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] >> can you imagin

you have for the child. it never takes a second off. >> stevea amy schumer, senator al franken, a few of the people performed last night. it will air november 20 on pbs. i'm at the wash f.m. studios now but i'll sigh you tomorrow -- see you tomorrow morning on "good morning washington." nancy: thank you. three weeks after the las vegas massacre, more questions than answers to why someone would open fire on a concert crowd. next at "abc7 news at 4:00" -- we go back to las vegas for an update on the investigation. jonathan: there is no higher military honor. the medal of honor award at the white house today. we will take you inside the ceremony as an army medic is praised for the historic actions in a story that is amazing. alison: tonight, sizing up the competition. how many bids amazon is considers for the second headquarters tonight when i join you at 5:00. - [narrator] the typical vacuum head, it can struggle with large debris and stuck on dust. at shark we asked, what if the vacuum head could do more? so we removed the front wall and added a rotating soft brush. so, while deep cleaning carpets, you can al

three weeks ago from the producer and he says, "steve, your show, the play you wrote is going on to broadway, starring amy schumeran tudyk, and it is going to be directed by jerry zaks, multi-tony award winning director who did "hello dolly" with bette midler, on stage right now, and it's going to be at the-- what i think is one of the best theatres for comedy in new york, the booth theater. and i said to him, "you know what? i am way too high to deal with this right now." ( cheers and applause ) anyway, that's what's happening, yeah. >> stephen: wow. so what's it about? is it about a meteor shower? >> yes, it's about a couple who lives in ojai, california, sort of distant, inland a bit, and they host a meteor shower with another couple they don't know that well. >> stephen: like a meteor shower party? >> yeah, to watch meteors. two couples, four people, and then chaos ensues. >> stephen: we just had the eclipse this summer. did you go anyplace to see the eclipse? >> i am so bored with eclipses. ( laughter ) actually i saw a partial eclipse in new york city i can't remember how many, maybe 15 years ago. it was so

jimmy kimmel, steve martin, martin short, bill murray, amy schumer, eddie vedder our own kidd oshea will be there on the red carpet. its friday - and you know what means. we check in with 97-point-one wash f-m's "loo and chilli" for their box office preview. 97-point-one wash f-m's "loo and chilli." thanks guys. tease kidds class coming up at six - it's marathon weekend her in dc coming up at six - it's marathon weekend her in dc suz live tease announcer: this is a breaking news alert. a virginia campus on lockdown. shots fired, at least one person hit. adrianna: another disturbing fine. what workers found in a montgomery county post office that has the fbi investigating. autria: marafona weekend is here. we have last-minute prep and the runners -- marathon

. >> when you do the show in new york, you really want people who represent this city and i've got howard stern, david letterman, amy schumer. >> billy joel. >> billy joel is in a new york state of mind and tony bennett also. >> owe. >> he's just been added to the lineup. and about letterman for kimmel this is a big deal. >> david letterman has not done a talk show since he retired. >> he's leak like your icon. >> jimmy says this week there will be tears of joyce. >> you'll have all the feels. >> i'll cry this week. >> we cry with you. >> he's referring of course to these tears. >> no parent should ever have to decide if they can afford to save their child's life. >> when his son billy was born with congenital heart disease earlier this year kimmel got raw about what healthcare means to his family. >> i just felt like i had to say something and it just so happened that healthcare was being debated and being voted on at that time and i saw, you know, with my own eyes. >> still he says he never expected just how emotional that conversation would get. >> tears i wasn't planning on although i have trouble keeping them in. >> it

amy schumer jokes about gaining weight and hollywood. >> we are so blessed internet, people give youonstant feedback on your looks. thank you for promoting it. that's a cool tied. thank you for all of your feedback on my face and body. [laughter] jimmy airs weeknights following abc 7 news at 11:00. it is time now for your 60 second express. >> president trump claiming that past presidents did not contact the fallen family -- them -- the family members of fallen soldiers. isolationist. >> half-baked. >> the judge will set a trial date for darwin martinez torres after eight indictments in connection to the murder of nabra hassanen. >> she was the sweetest thing and i don't understand how anyone could do that. had a barricade situation. dead inside. >> president trump said he's ready to declare a national emergency. his nominee for drugs are helped to steer legislation to hinder the crackdown. larry: one driver driving his car right over the car that hit him. >> some people go to work in the morning and they just drive that way. larry: that's why kiddd doesn't drive anymore. kidd: exact

amy: you have billy joel pitt jimmy: billy joel is a hero mind can amy schumer, we have a good lineupamy: jimmy has been making news not for jokes, but for calling attention to the news of the day. ginny: my wife gave birth to of baby boy. amy: in a personal way. if you were born with congenital heart disease like my son would never get health insurance because of pre-existing conditions. amy: he revealed his newborn son was born with a heart defect and had to have life-saving surgery. jimmy: no one should have to decide if they can afford to save their child's life. amy: massive issues you continue to face with your son, billy. how is he doing? jimmy: he is doing very well, thanks. amy: i look at the pictures come he is smiling. jimmy: he is very smiley and cute. amy: was there a time -- is oura: it understanding that the president is speaking about the u.s. interest in the iran deal. safety andrump: security of the american people. history has shown that the longer we ignore the threat, the more dangerous the threat becomes. for this reason, upon taking office, i have ordered a comp

they love lecturing you on gun control, though their industry is normalizing and inspiring violence. amy schumerianne moore are all gun control advocates. from the industry that gives us chock-full of gun violence like john wick. 302 shots fired and 128 deaths from firearms. since 1985, 94% of the most popular hollywood movies have included one violent scene and half those included guns, even kids aren't spared the liberal elites big budget violence, over 30 years the number of pg-13 movies depicting gun violence has tripled. and video games, bigger part of the entertainment industry and movies are worse, grand theft auto, boom, halo, metal of honor depict violence. fire at pedestrians, solicit prostitutes and murder police officers. nintendo's new release let's players fire pheromone shots to agitate screams from the young girls, it goes on and on and on, year after year, hollywood, the music industry, fashion, they say one thing but do another. rather than telling americans that sexism, racism and gun violence are all the fault of backward, knuckle dragging trump voters, these hypocritical eli

will be joining those of you who live in new york for five shows from the brooklyn academy of music. b.a.m. we have great guests lined up including david letterman, amy schumery morgan, billy joel, woody harrelson, cardi b, dj khaled, lcd soundsystem, and more. and this is exciting -- we have our own twitter emoji to commemorate our trip. if you send a tweet using the hashtag #kimmelinbrooklyn or just #kimmel, a special emoji pops up. i'll show you how it works. this is going to take about a half hour, okay? "dear brooklyn." oops. "i look forward to being in you next week." [ laughter ] #kimmelinbrooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you see that? it just comes right up. all right. is the show done now? okay, all right. she's a golden globe winner herself who, starting tomorrow, can be seen in the courtroom drama based on real american history. called "marshall." please welcome kate hudson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: looks good. >> we've had a similar haircut. >> jimmy: in about three weeks we'll have exactly the same haircut. >> exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: it looks good. you did it for a role? >> i did, i did a film with sia. >> jimmy: sia directed a fi

music where our guests will be david letterman, amy schumer, howard stern, billy joel, tracy morgan, paul shaffer and more will be added as we go. if youn or near brooklyn and want to be a part of it, go to this. kimmelinbrooklyn.com go to kimmel in brooklyn dot com. we hope to see you there our first guest is a multi-talented and oscar-nominated actor who starting this weekend finds himself in a bleak dystopian future-world where, it turns out, he's still very handsome "blade runner 2049" opens in theaters friday. please welcome ryan gosling. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing all right. well, thank you. everything all right with you? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: because of las vegas? >> yes. it is such a sad and strange time. >> jimmy: it is. it feels like it's not over, either. it keeps going on and on and on. >> i really appreciate what you said the other night about wanting to -- [ applause ] wanting to come out and tell jokes and be light but it is getting harder and harder to do that. >> jimmy: i would imagine for you it is kind of

you wanted to die. was that a lie? hmm? adam. >> i don't know. >> the cast includes amy schumer, playing a widow, desperate to know how her husbandews are mixed. julian roman calls it a sen sear harrowing journey through post true mat eck stress disorder and the havoc it wreaks on families, but another says the rather flat story never breaks new ground nor does it fully explore the depths of ptsd. >> that's tough to review that one. knowing it's such a tough journey for so many people. but now to a movie involving some people you may have heard o of. he his name is damon. and all oscar winners. this is "suburbicon," a town hiding a seriously disturbing underbelly. >> so any new progress on the investigation? >> a mobster got killed a come days ago. >> sorry for his loss. of life? >> yeah, i guess he probably is, too. >> this is getting serious splat action. this startling misfire is a tonal disaster from start to finish. >> not a fan. >> what about brian truitt? in the grand scheme of coen brother brothers scripts. fargo exists on one end while "suburbicon" ends with a hardy thud on the other side. of course none of this matters,

you have billy joel. >> billy joel is a favorite of mine. howard stern, amy schumer, tracy morgan, who is a good pal.nnouncer: kimmel! >> reporter: jimmy has been making news not for jokes or skits but calling attention to the news of the day. >> my wife molly gave birth to a boy, baby boy. >> reporter: in a very personal way. >> you know, before 2014 if you were born with congenital heart deed like my son was, there was a good chance you'd never be able to get health insurance because you had a pre-existing condition. >> reporter: in may he revealed his new son billy was born with a heart defect and had to have emergency life-saving surgery. >> no parent should have to decide that. >> reporter: massive decisions with billy. how is he? >> he's doing well. we're getting to have another operation. he's doing well. >> i love all the pictures of him smiling. >> he's very smiley and very cute. >> was there a moment when you decided i'm now going to take something very personal and try to change the mood of not only america but our lawmakers. >> it's not something that i discussed with anyone other than my

you think you'll be okay by then? [ snoring ] >> jimmy: we will be live from b.a.m., brooklyn academy of music. guests howard stern, david letterman, billy joel, amy schumerrgan. and we'll have more guests to be named later. my cousin sal is already there getting everything ready in brooklyn. to get the ball rolling we sent sal to nathan's famous in coney island, a hot dog place. we put him in uniform, we put him behind the counter, we let the fun happen. ♪ >> sal: get your nathan's hot dog, step right up. best on the boardwalk. welcome to nathan's, can i help you? >> can i have a cheese dog, a regular hot dog -- >> sal: i love your accent, where are you from? >> brooklyn. >> jimmy: i thought great britain. $19.96. thank you. oh, look who it is. this is the original nathan right here. >> hello, mr. nathan. >> jimmy: that's him. he's responsible for all of this. >> good to meet you. >> jimmy: he made the first hot dog in 1916. this guy's the real deal. >> one of the best hot dogs you've ever beaten, the best in the world, nathan's hot dogs. >> he made the original dog here. >> get your hot dogs over here! >> jimmy: here comes nathan's long-time competitor

stern, amy schumer, tracy morgan, woody harrelson, billy joel, cardi b, arnold schwarzenegger, lcd soundsystem dj khaled and more. please join us then. what's the girs thing you're going to do when youhave a place in mind? >> guillermo: yes. roberta's pizza. >> jimmy: very good, all right. guillermo knows what he's doing. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-winning actress. you know from some of the most beloved romantic movies ever made "jerry maguire," "bridget jones," "texas chainsaw massacre: the next generation." you name it. her new movie "same kind of different as me" opens a week from friday. please welcome renee zellweger. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: very good. you know, i cannot -- i had an argument, actually, with one of our producers this morning because i can't believe this is the first time you've been here at the show. i feel like you've been here before. >> yeah, no, uh-uh, no, no. yeah, what, 15 years? that's a long time. >> jimmy: yeah, we've been on almost 15 years, i'm glad this finally happened. >> it was regis and kelly. you were sitting in for regis when you were first starting the show, flying back and forth ev

amy schumer , jimmy kimmel and bill murray who really just for the occasion. letterman ended with an acceptance speech talking about what 33 years in late night has taught him. >> and if youelp someone in anyway, big or small automatically you will feel good about yourself. >> on to uncle jesse who is getting hitched john stamos proposed to his girl friend of two years in other other place then disney land. he confirmed the news with this drawing in the caption i asked, she said yes and we lived happily ever after. on to a john stamos, paula abdul didn't get a ring from john but a cheese stake from geno's. >> this is an epic moment, epic moment. >> epic. >> she spent the weekend in philadelphia for a cancer benefit, wigs and wishes but before she ordered her first ever, provolone with, paula shared moment to her instagram account saying breakfast of champions. i love that she cuts tonight four's and i even spot sketch up on the table. that is your hot minute i'm be x from today's 96.5. >> first ever. >> surprised she used to work at qvc, i thought she would have had one. >> uncle jesse, happy birthday >> i remember that. >> yes. >> that is "eyewitness news" at 5:00. >>> n

schumer and joe manchin from west virginia are saying he should withdraw. the president didn't dismiss it, he said we'll have to look into tom. >> woodruff: tamera keith, amy walter, "politics monday," thank youh. >> you're welcome. >> woodruff: now, we return to our series on the opioid epidemic, "america addicted." in a moment, william brangham looks at how federal law enforcement was undermined when it came to stopping shipments of the drugs. let's begin with a report from the southwest. while states nationwide have been scrambling to tackle the crisis, new mexico has been hard at work with an aggressive response for years. and yet its death rate from overdoses remains stubbornly high. hari sreenivasan begins our report in northern new mexico. >> how'd your week go this week? >> sreenivasan: this is what progress against the opioid epidemic looks like. >> i kind of messed up. guy pulled out a baggie and it was meth. i kind of messed up, and i kind of relapsed with meth. >> sreenivasan: it's the latest relapse for anthony ocana. his doctor, gina perez-baron at las clinicas del norte had already discovered it during a routine drug screen. >> i'm glad you told me. not happy, but glad you told

you name. >> aliza holland. >> ladies and gentlemen, aliza. ♪ >> okay. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy welcomes a-list guests including howard stern, tracy morgan, arnold schwarzenegger and tonight's show features amy schumerrooklyn. >> and finally "american idol" judges katy perry, luke bryan and lionel riching are scouring the country for the next star. they headed to new orleans for the second set of auditions in the city taking some time to live it up in the big easy. richie, bryan and perry hopping on a float and cruising flew the french quarter with a brass band no less while tossing beads to the crowd and it continues. they continental make them earn those beads. >> no, no. >> appropriate tv, right? okay. whoops. pop-up auditions have been announced. at her witness tour in nashville on wednesday. >> all right. want to hit me again? >> there she goes. >> i'm a physical person when i laugh, when i get frustrated about a word i can't find. fair game. >>> up next big changes coming to twitter after facing criticism for temporarily locking down the account of rose mcgowan, twitter's ceo announced they must do a better job of preventing online abuse. her tech contributor becky worley joins us from san fra