>> hilary: you know who it is. it's hilary. curtis! >> gloria: ohhh.so sorry, but jack's on a leave of absence, and he's not in the office. >> hilary: i know all about that, okay? i left him several messages. i was hoping that maybe he popped in for an hour or two. >> gloria: no. >> hilary: okay, well, it is very urgent that i speak with him. i'd like to get a lunch date on his calendar. >> gloria: an urgent lunch date. i'll make sure he gets the message. oh! and while i've got you, i saw your nude photos, and you are definitely one hot -- >> hilary: [ sighs ] >> mariah: bad news. roz said our sponsor for tomorrow pulled out because of

>> hilary: you know who it is. it's hilary. curtis! >> gloria: ohhh. i'm so sorry, but jack's on a leave of absence, and he's not in the office. >> hilary: i know all about that, okay? i left him several messages. i was hoping that maybe he popped in for an hour or two. >> gloria: no. >> hilary: okay, well, it is very urgent that i speak with him. i'd like to get a lunch date on his calendar. >> gloria: an urgent lunch date. i'll make sure he gets the message. oh! and while i've got you, i saw your nude photos, and you are definitely one hot -- >> hilary: [ sighs ] >> mariah: bad news. roz said our sponsor for

>> hilary: this material... >> mariah: i have no idea. probably serving up a smorgasbord of fresh hell for some unsuspecting soul. >> sharon: well, you work for her. how can you not know? >> mariah: devon was married to her. do you think he had any idea what was going on in that brain of hers? she probably just didn't want anyone with anything resembling a moral conscience to be 50 feet from whatever latest plan she's hatched for driving up ratings. >> sharon: i know i shouldn't be, but i'm strangely compelled to watch this. >> hilary: anything can happen live. >> mariah: okay.

experience, "the hilary hour...live!" where i will be serving up a smorgasbord of delicious and tasty behind-the-scenes footage that you won't see anywhere else. >> sharon: what is she up to? >> hilary: this material... >> mariah: i have no idea. probably serving up a smorgasbord of fresh hell for some unsuspecting soul. >> sharon: well, you work for her. how can you not know? >> mariah: devon was married to her. do you think he had any idea what was going on in that brain of hers? she probably just didn't want anyone with anything resembling a moral conscience to be 50 feet from whatever latest plan she's hatched for driving up ratings. >> sharon: i know i shouldn't be, but i'm strangely compelled to watch this. >> hilary: anything can happen live. >> mariah: okay.>>

go to the website and find the digital edition of the report from hilary lane. there's a drop down menu. you pick the school system. we'll go with d.c. the second drop down menu let's you pick the school, so in this case benjamin banneker high school and bam, the results come back, no violations here. this database is available right now on www.wusa9.com. look for hilary lane's report on school cafeterias. >>> tonight in the district some trouble for some young athletes, 18 members of the football team at hd woodson high will have to sit out the big turkey bowl this year. it comes after a huge fight broke out during their game against eastern high last week. now the woodson team did practice tonight and our john henry was there. >> reporter: today's news left many people at hd woodson reeling. parents we spoke to called it a harsh punishment for a d.c. community that doesn't deserve it. hd woodson of northeast d.c. knows a thing or two about the turkey bowl. they've won the game the last four years in a row, but this year it could be their hardest game yet. >> i

it's hilarious because it was an accident and it's hilarious because now he's throwing the bike. >> i actually have a second video. if you're laughing so much at this one, just wait for this one from china. an older gent with his paddy cab. sometimes you can fit more to make your day easier. he's getting out of the way of the white car. his day takes a turn to the left, a hard left turn. oh, okay. >> on the side, oh, no, no, no let go, let go! >> not two, and you're thinking he's still got a bit of control. he lets go of it. wait for the comedy moment, and there it goes. >> oh! >> he rode it until the wheels fell off. >> you're a bad influence on me. >> there are no reports of any injuries to this gentleman right here so feel free to laugh. it's funny. >>> it's a good feeling, when you get somebody a gift that just nails it, where they love it so much, like this girl here, her husband just bought her a pair of glasses, for her 19th birthday. >> what do we see? >> she puts them on and she does the sniffy fingers. you think on the inside of the glasses it says will you marry me, no, the

joining me, hilary rosen and paris stenard. hilary, we are going to talk about the "time" magazine debacle and confusion. but first, the confusion and this now showdown over the consumer financial protection bureau. so why is the president picking a potential fight that he just might lose with congress and the courts over this kind of naming of a new director? >> and let's be clear, fred, this consumer protection bureau is much more important to the american people than whether or not the president gets on another photo cover. for this reason, because it is the one federal agency, we'll step back for a minute, that has authority to say to the banks, you can't charge usry fees for credit cards. that has power over debt collectors. that has pushed back on fraudulent student loans. like, this is the agency that protects consumers. it was created eight years ago. it is an important agency. it is extremely popular with the american people. and it has helped enormous amount of people. the people trying to kill it are the big banks an

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the chair of that committee is the labourmp hilary the chair of that committee is the labour mp hilarytory of last-minute deals in the eu. the government‘s proposed around amendment to the bill to set 11 o‘clock in the evening on 29th march as the date we leave the european union and what we have said in our report today is that if the negotiations go down to the wire, andindeed negotiations go down to the wire, and indeed when we took evidence from david davis, he said that it could go to the 59th minute of the 11th hour, if you‘ve put an absolutely rigid date in the bill, then you could deny yourself the flexibility that you want if the negotiations have not quite been concluded because you are stuck, you are held by this fixed date that‘s been suggested. and that‘s why the committee‘s said we think that it could, could create significant difficulties if the negotiations go down to the wire because you might wa nt to down to the wire because you might want to prolong them for a while to tie up the last bit that you are trying to agree. now, there is a bit ofa trying to agree. now, th

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so animate tors can be more is a tier cal. >> i have a hilarious new movie coming out.ed september 11, 2,000 fun. >> anybody that's going to do parody or satire is say so many things. just the practicality of not having to build these things in the real world and having an actor do them. you can have homer roll out the door and back into the car as it then plum mets off the cliff. >> the simpsons can cram 650 pop culture references quietly into an episode, and you either pick it up or you don't but it's there. these little parody easter eggs all over the place. >> the simpsons to pretty much all comedy writers, they're the cathedral you walk to go see. they are definitive. >> they always had a bit of a cartoon sensibility and then i get a job at the simpsons. >> there was an episode when i work there had that was a cape fear parody. it was ail beside show bob, coming to get his revenge against bart. what's great is that you don't need to have seen cape fear. the beauty of the simpsons is you don't need to know the reference. in order to still think that something fun tn

hilary, thank you both for coming on.ciate it. >>> still ahead for us, that conversation won't end here. we'll continue it. >>> still ahead for us, though, has michael flynn turned on his former boss? why legal experts are now saying flynn may have cut a deal with special counsel mueller. where are the signs? what does it tell you? we'll be right back. your insurance company won't replace the full value of your totaled new car. the guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. no, i picked the wrong insurance company. with liberty mutual new car replacement™, you won't have to worry about replacing your car because you'll get the full value back including depreciation. switch and you could save $782 on home and auto insurance. call for a free quote today. liberty stands with you™. liberty mutual insurance. he's a nascar champion who's she's a world-class swimmer who's stared down the best in her sport. but for both of them, the most challenging opponent was... pe blood clots in my lung. it was really scary. a dvt in my le

you're telling me hilary had been controlling it since before the nomination. had to do it or the party would collapse. what do you think bernie sanders is thinking this morning as he reads that? >> i think he has every right to be angry and outraged by what donna brazile revealed that the hillary clinton campaign demanded control of the dnc before she was the nominee shows how broken it was. she shed light on the dysfunction of the dnc. bernie sanders had no chance and shows why now he's not giving his list or supporting the dnc at the level you would expect. they did everything they could to make sure she wasn't the nominee and not to support him in running for president. >> sandra: we'll have more coming up. chairwoman, the last word on taxes and the final huddle now. >> i'm optimistic. we need middle-class tax cuts. the middle class had their wages stagnated over the obama economy. they need more of their hard-earned dollars coming home. they'll be better stewards of their money than washington and we need to deliver this for the middle class. >> sandra: th

it's all really hilarious. hear everyone at the ceremony cracking up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> and the bride doesn't even really appear to be laughing either. she's playing it like stone faced. uh-huh. >> come on, get on down this aisle. >> hey man, these chains could come in useful on the wedding night. >> oh? the wedding party is already up front and the ceremony begins with him still chained into that cart. >> for his sentencing -- i mean wedding. >> i hope he wants to be there. >> hey, this one is for life, bro. >> yeah. >> i doubt they held him down for this, i'm sure he's playing along. >> it's cool they can play it off. you can see him smirking about all of it, too. >> you see toward the end of the video it looks like she lets him loose from the chains and he gets to have somewhat of a traditional wedding after that. i think they nailed it. that was a really great entrance to their wedding. ♪ >>> that's our show. catch us on the next all new "rtm." >>> tonight, breaking news. the deadly sh

at national harbor, hilary lane, wusa 9. >> and small business saturday was created by american express in 2010 to encourage people to support local businesses. the credit card company gives cash rewards every year to people who spend money in those smaller, local businesses on this day. >>> d.c.'s mayor showed her support for small business today. she stopped at the eclectic cafe to support the restaurant and other businesses. are trying to create a new main shopping street for the northeast corridor. >> it's important to support small and local businesses so that they can stay open. they can support corridors like this one where we want to have mixed development. commercial development, rez dential -- residential develop development. we want to open -- development. we want to open up on minnesota avenue. they figure out every day how to attract customers. >> minnesota avenue is part of the d.c. main streets program. according to the mayor's office this initiative promotes revitalization of traditional business districts and has generated more than 2,000 jobs in the past two years. >>>

first thing, find that digital edition of hilary's report. at the bottom, you'll see a pair of dropdown menus. let me show you how this works. first, we'll pick a school system. for the demonstration, we'll say dc. then the second dropdown menu gives a full list of schools within that system, and we are going to pick elementary school, then the results come back, and there was just a minor violation, some carrots that were washed near a garbage disposal and the carrots were thrown out. it's easy. you are just a couple clicks results. that's available right now on wusa9.com. >>> here is a video that made its way to our verify inbox. it already has more than 7 million views. gary reported a facebook live video outside of a wal-mart after finding dozens of carts filled with groceries just sitting outside the store. >> look at all this food. look at that. look at this. good. still cold. 11/16/17. ten more days. look, you see? look at these hams. this is good until 2020. you see it? throwing it away. >> verify viewer elaine saw this video and hit

it worked great but not a joke in the whole thing, but we thought it was hilarious. >> you better telltain. we have to land as soon as we can. this woman has got to been to a hospital. >> what do you think it is? >> i don't know but i know it's serious enough to get to the city with nearest hospital abilities. tell the captain i want to talk to him. >> certainly. please help me. >> not only does it fit the style of acting we love, but also because we had the film to look at, there were a lot of shots that we just took. we said, hey, this is great. we wanted to go shot for shot so it really would look like an old movie. in fact, scene for scene. we just copied it. >> because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. >> because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. >> we have visitors. >> hello. >> hi. >> we have a visitor. >> hello. >> hi. >> basically what we do is set up familiar situations and then we reverse the audience's expectation of the outcome. >> would you like to have it? >> thank you. thanks a lot. >> sure. you ever been in a cockpit before? >> no,

that voice is hilarious. >> trevor: please welcome hari kondabolu.standing o for being here. >> trevor: yeah. we appreciate you. >> con the gras on the gig, i know i'm a little late. >> trevor: you're very late, like a few years, but thank you very much, i appreciate that. welcome to the show, let's talk about this document which has thrust you into the bio storm. >> i can't check my twitter mentions. >> trevor: you have made this documentary which is really interesting and hilarious about apu from the simpsons. some people said you made this movie to say apu is only racist and st bad 57bd are you angry. are you angry? >> i'm 35 years old. this cartoon has been around for awhile. i get other things to worry about. i mean to be honest, you want to know what i really think about apu, the network is not going to like this but i don't really give a [bleep] >> trevor: so wait f you don't give a [bleep] why did you make the story about apu. >> a couple of reasons. one, because i feel that there is a gap, you know what i mean, a bunch of stuff that happened

isn't that hilarious? >> jimmy: it is hilarious to send someone a horse.ribly wrong. i get this lovely letter from conan saying, my wife loves the horse and she is going to keep the horse because she is an equestrian. i'm presbyterian. are you jewish? >> no. [ laughter ] >> one guy, thanks. so now i'm screwed because i was counting on him returning the horse and i'd get my money back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you return a horse? >> oh, yeah. a terrible discount. but you can return them. so i don't hear anything about it until conan shows up on the "late show" that i upsed to be on with steve 10 kolber. and now he's lost his mind. did you see it? >> jimmy: i did. i watched it. >> was he like a crazy man? >> jimmy: not only did i see it but he complained to me personally -- >> tha why would he complain to you? >> jimmy: about the horse. >> like it's my fault? >> jimmy: well, you did send him the horse in all fairness. >> it was a joke. take a dump on the stage. load him up and get him back. [ laughter ] that's what it was. >> jimmy: you don't think the hor

>> hilarious... >> no, no. this is the truth. you can look it up. guess what, people say, this is terrible now that donna but sit in her book. donna is -- he came in and was going on what's going on? the bigger sin question mike debbie wasserman schultz who i think did not do a good job fore democrats and people said no, we want to be nice to her. she's a nice person. we can work with her. she's made some mistakes. she's not a great speaker, blah, blah, blah. too many forgiving, too many excuses made, and i think that's what led to it. donna walks in and donna says, "what a surprise. guess what? hillary clinton, not only will she signs the checks, but i gotta send every mitigation to brooklyn in order to approve." why is that? they are paying. the paper has always called the tune. >> but juan -- >> what a nice story. >> it would've been a happy ending if she won. if you are going to steal the election, at least win the election! basically she volunteered to be a squad leader and led the squad into an ambush. she's the designated driver! >> i don't k

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our guests tonight are my parents, hilary and larry meyers, as well as my brother josh. [ cheers and applause ] so excited to be spending our holiday with you. and we're going to clear the air which i think is what families should do on thanksgiving. so another tradition, we're in year two of this, my son ashe, i would love to say that he's going to be here tonight but this is way past his bedtime. so last year we dressed him up like a turkey and we shot a video of him and my dog frisbee dressed like a pilgrim and we decided a year's passed, we should just do that again. so enjoy. ♪ [ audience aws ] >> seth: and any parent -- yeah, give it up for ashe, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and anyone who's ever been a parent knows that if he was doing this, i was doing that right behind the camera. [ laughter ] you guys, i'm in my 40s now. i'm married with a kid. but nothing makes me feel older than when i realize i no longer understand the teen slang terms that are being used in high schools. and it seems like these days teen slang terms are evolving so fast it's impossibl

his favorite nickname saying pocahontas just stated that democrats lead by the legendary crooked hilary rigged the primaries. let's go fbi and justice department. and one response was you may think your tweets are cute but they won't stop the mueller investigation or your people out of jail. president trump is putting the pressure on the justice department and fbi to investigate hillary clinton's campaign, its influence on the dnc and the now infamous dossier. jon, his critics are continuing to call the behavior inappropriate and not appropriate for any press to put pressure on a justice department to investigate anyone or anything, jon. >> jon: just another friday morning in washington at the white house, right? >> reporter: you know it. >> jon: thank you. >> reporter: thanks. >> president trump leaving for a trip and many positions remain unfilled and he addressed the matter last night during an interview saying the opens at the state department won't impede his agenda. >> i'm a business person. i tell my people where you don't need to fill slots, don't fill them. i'm the only one tha

. >> tucker: even if you don't vote for him, that's hilarious.dent singling out elizabeth warren spending 9 years pretenting to an american indian to get a better job. that's called fraud. some called the use of pocahontas a racial slur. who is the racist here? this man can't get the bloated hedge fund known as brown university to return stolen american indiana. we support him. he joins us tonight. great to see you. before i ask about elizabeth warren if you ever run into her in a tribunal gathering. an undate on your effort to reclaim land you say brown university stole from their ancestors? have you gotten the land back from brown? >> they signed an agreement a couple of weeks ago. we are going through the process. moving forward in a positive manner. but no, they have not given the land over yet. >> tucker: did you take our advice and stage a protest on the quad? >> no, we didn't have. i think once they saw the last interview i did with you, the tenor of the conversation changed a bit. we appreciate the support and awareness. >> tucker: we are

i saw this going around on social media i thought that was hilarious. rob: humor. emily, call me.rts right now. >> north korea launched another intercontinental ballistic missile. this one with greater range than any fired by the communist north to date. >> i will take you we will take care of it. >> if you are a tin pot bully like the regime in north korea, little kim. then sooner or later you will pay for your threat. >> the so-called master mind behind the benghazi attacks was convicted today on terror charges. but he was cleared of murder charges. >> this is a total miscarriage of justice. an accessory to murder. also guilty of murder. >> president trump came a step closer to the goal line on tax reform today when the budget committee voted to send the bill to the full senate. >> i think it's going to pass and it's going to be very

hilarious. i love how huge the gauges are.idered safety. >> this padded leather. >> you turn the key and hit the neutral button. old car.r -- >> press the button and pull away. comfortable. >> you can have a conversation. i wonder how many 16-year-olds perform their drivers test in these things. >> [laughter] what cards did you grow up idolizing -- cars did you grow up idolizing? >> anything less than four doors might have been a ferrari. i was riding my bicycle up the passing -- upg -- the hill, passing a jaguar. i had never seen anything like that. car magazines were black-and-white in 1959. you never got excitement from it. >> who taught you to drive? >> so many houses had abandoned cars and field -- in fields. we would go over to these houses as kids and work on these cars and drive around all day. kids would watch from their windows. >> once you finally made real money, did you buy a special car? >> the first car i bought when i came to california, my 1955 buick roadmaster. need a car before you needed a place to live in

they think it's hilarious. —— falling off.g over his wetsuit to protect him from impact. as a former plumber he is used to being up to his neck in it, but he hopes he'll never get a soaking like this again. now let's get more from the tennis. south korea's chung hyeon kept up his impressive form at the atp‘s next generation event in milan, by making it three wins out of three in the group stage. the number six seed had already qualified for the semi—finals, but he made certain of finishing top of his group by beating the italian wildcard gianluigi ouinzi in his final match of the round robin phase. it went to five sets, with chung taking the decider 4—3. andrey rublev is through to the semi—finals after beating denis shapovalov in their showdown to decide second place in group a. the number one seed was taken to five sets by the canadian and the deciding set went all the way to a tie—break before rublev came through to seal his place in the last four. in group b, daniil medvedev beat jared donaldson, a result which ended the a

. >> the hilarious reactions that >> yeah, well done. >>> one of the funniest settings for any prank the library. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no, no. no. >> that is so funny and so disruptive. the two bros over at j-2 studios keeping it basic. that would kill me. the first girl seemed to laugh about it, as well as the girl next to her. some people find it funny. some don't. >> what is going on, man? why are you speaking like that? >> i don't know. >> it is it -- >> no point. >> i love that the guy at least asked, is this something to do with education? >> no, not at all. >> this huge computer lab and he's over there in the corner just making a ruckus. yet a couple of people doing the old gopher look. >> these two guys do not find it funny. >> you know, i'm trying to study, dude. >> oh, sorry. >> people are mostly shy, right? they want to kind of give people their space. >> he's chewing the noisiest food of all. >> yes, making quite the crunch. amplified and cracks himself up in some spots. stupid. >> people appreciate his creativity. >> don't worry, guys. i'll leave. >> i can't tell if t

it's hilarious and heartbreaking and frustrating. scaachi six -- takes us through her life and her experiences that she have that are eaten incredibly unique to her and every day. it's incredibly relatable and i think should be celebrated so help me celebrate scaachi koul. [applause] >> i love doing events on saturday night because my audience is usually all who don't drink. there's literally no other reason for you guys to be doing this at 9:00 but i appreciate it. i spent the day in your fine city and i had eaten so much cheese. i feel like chet. but they tasted good. [laughter] you guys have so many white people. you know, like good for you, right? everybody's got to have something. i'm going to read from a chapter called -- which is a he-man reference that nobody gets, but i get it. i'm going to read about hair because i have a sickness and i hope you like it. if you don't, i don't care. my hair came in so thick and unrelenting and widespread that by 14 my mother was investing in implements to make removing it easier creams that

how hilarious. if fox news was around, hillary would have been president. instead, bill got away with all sorts of as the media covered for him. now you can't throw a bum out who's been out for 17 years. hillary, i'm glad you enjoyed the party at the clinton foundation. i hope russia picked up the tab and someone besides bill brought the cigars. the irony is she's coming out against two things that, if they existed, probably would have paved the way for her presidency. if clinton had been impeached and resigned, that would have given them a moral authority to go after somebody like trump. >> i absolutely think bill clinton would have used twitter if it had been around at the time. >> greg: at least to pick up girls. >> bill: interesting to spend the weekend listening to a lot of commentary and reading people have sort of revisionist history of what it was like a 1997. i remember specifically for me. i was 23 years old, working for a member of congress. i was watching this, thinking surely someone is going to defend this woman. surely they are not going to t

well i think what is it with probably the most hilarious about that is every single person and they're crying and talking about how all my got to be awful for everyone is white. and the end of all this and then which you know oh i have to go and get my abortions you're probably not the person that has to really worry about that you're not the person who doesn't have the money or the access or is hours and hours and hours away from that in their own state so i think it's a little bit to be like it is going to be what is around the people you're going to happen to not be the one half of privileged elites complaining about another half of privileged elites it while everybody else on the bottom is like you both have kind of it's going to others over over and over again you know our choices were terrible this year heard last year but what you're tell want to ask you though what what are your thoughts now on the one year anniversary of the election like you were at the job at sunderland you know when hillary failed to come out of hiding the night yeah what are your thoughts on a year as dona

. >> every time she gets up she pick what's she is going to wear for the day, it's pretty hilarious.see that closet. >> fashionist nara in the makin >> absolutely. >> coming up, how she spends so mufrp time away from her fiance zb . >> and how they keep their romance red hot. >> like a nascar trying to keep up with an indy car. >> can you be my dolly momma. >> i'll be your dolly momma. >> okay perfect. >> closed captioning provided by -- ♪ >>> oh, you got to love it. faith hill and tim mcgraw still heating it up with "time of our lives". actually co-written by ed sheeran. >> i love that song. i was with the couple back stage. it was clear even after two decades together they still only have eyes for each other. >> don't want to know what happens back here. >> see all these cages. >> get this, they've been married 21 years. they have three beautiful daughters. he cooks for her. plus both are 50 years old and flat out hot. ♪ oh, the way you love me ♪ >> for seven months the couple performed for sold out crowds on world tour. >> i am going to go on a man vacation after this is over. >>

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it's still hilarious.me when kendis wore that same costume and couldn't sit back down in his chair. >> i would be the guy left behind. >>> now to a real love story taking place in minnesota right now. yeah, between these two. you have max and crackers. now besties. they, they just hang out everywhere. >> oh. so max had a husky friend and >>> this tuesday morning on "world news now," private messages between the president's son and wikileaks. >> donald trump jr. is now releasing a chain of messages that started during the election and continued after election day. >>> and a new accuser comes forward with new details about what she says senate candidate roy moore did to her when she was only 16 years old. this as another woman has come forward to accuse former president h.w. bush of inappropriately touching her. >>> and we have dramatic new video of a commercial jet bursting into flames on the

>> they could definitely hang with the guys, they were just as important, and they were hilarious. >>stud muffins, want to make bouncy, bouncy? >> they had three female performers, and three female writers. which if you look at the comedy landscape at that time, is unheard of. >> what made "saturday night live" different from those other shows was our show was the first one to really have a voice for a younger generation. >> then the man -- >> eww! >> eww! >> yuck. >> that's disgusting. >> and then you scream, and then he screams, and then it's over. >> the early days of "snl" were a tale of two worlds. because you had these great female writers like ann beatts and marilyn miller and rosie shuster, but like john belushi didn't want to do sketches written by women. >> i like sirloin steak, i like american food. don't push me, i mean it! >> john used to regularly ask for the women to be fired on the show, because chicks just weren't funny. >> awful! awful! couldn't be worse! >> really enough to make you want to puke your guts out. >> it was an uphill battle. lauren used to come around t

hilarious. trying to bust the suspect who busted a move instead.speed chase finally taken down when a k-9 unit sus sent -- was sent in. jillian: thanks for joining us, happy friday. rob: "fox & friends" starts now, see you later. >> the bill has passed. >> we are one step closer to tax relief for every american family. >> now is the time to deliver and we fully expect the senate to follow the house. >> when republicans are in power, the first thing they want to do is give tax cuts to the rich. >> what you said was not right. >> this bull crap really gets old after a while. >> the judge has officially declared a mistrial. >> to those who were digging my political grave, i know who you are. >> the most troubling thing to him is the senate ethics investigation.

j-law was hilarious.e've put together the top three reasons she needs her own late show [ chanting ] >> let's go jennifer. >> kim kardashian is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> reporter: reason number one? j-law will have anything. >> do you think it's a coincidence that reggie bush's wife looks just like you? i don't. have you talked to o.j. since he's got chb out of prison? >> i haven't. >> damn it. >> on the count of three. i want us both to name your craziest exboyfriend. one, two, three. >> kris humphries. >> all of them. >> you got me. >> reporter: reason number two? >> i've never seen my mom more drunk in our lives. >> it was -- it was so funny. >> i remember getting naked in your mom's ordering you to dress me. >> you said, i want kanye to style me. soy said, okay, i come in, you're fully butt naked. >> reporter: and reason number three? her man on the street skills. >> do you know who jennifer lawrence? this is the worst day of my life. >> jennifer lawrence? no. >> can you name five jennifer lawr

that is hilarious. [laughs] let me ask you a personal question. i cannot -- >> tucker. wait.ikileaks -- wikileaks sought to divide us.e these were active measures where you got to see the things i get to hillary, you never got a chance to see the things i give to bernie or martin o'malley. let me just tell you -- >> tucker: i'm totally happy, you bring those and i will put them on the show. in the book, this is a sincere personal question, you describe a number of personal occasions where you felt threatened personally, where you felt like maybe you might be hurt by somebody, and youen are not very specific aboutou who might have hurt you, but it's clear that you were worried about it. do you still feel that way? are you worried? are you getting threats? >> this was an unusual political campaign season last year and at night when donald trump -- i wrotethis in the book, and i've gone to church and said to the god i worship that i am not going to hold any anger in my heart, but president trump every night would go out there and say that "donna brazile, donna brazile,"and you k

. >> i thought it would be hilarious to make a high-end car commercial for a really junky car.he had just the car. >> reporter: value, $1432. >> we had the ebay bid up to $150,000. >> reporter: then ebay shut it down due to concerns of illegitimate bidding. when you sell more than 40 million cars a year, how do you get the best price? that's where kelly bluebook comes in. top three tips. >> know its value. >> reporter: this is my dirty number two, wash the windows. >> windows are key. you look out the window, and it's this clean, unobstructed view, it can psychologically make the car seem newer. when you see litter, all you're thinking is i'm getting someone else's car. >> reporter: treat it like a dating profile. carl says his tips can get you a 5% price jump. since he made the commercial, max and his girlfriend got engaged. >> the process tested our strengths. >> introducing a used 1996 honda accord, a car for people who have life figured out and just need a way to get somewhere. >> reporter: nick watt, abc news. >> can we hire that guy to do commercials for us? how would you