before we go, let's check in with jordan klepper over at "the oppositon." >> jordan: thank you, trevor beautiful island country of puerto rico. >> trevor: puerto rico is part of america, jordan. >> jordan: yeah, but, like, barely. it's like hawaii or san francisco. ( laughter ). >> trevor: wait, wait, so you're really going? >> jordan: yes, i really am. i'm going to see the great job pump has done cleaning it up, full report on monday. >> trevor: you know that most of puerto rico still has no electricity. >> yeah, right, if that were true, the news would be talking about that all the time and nothing else. nice try, trevor. >> trevor: well, enjoy your trip, jordan. jordan klepper, everybody. here it is your moment of zen. >> i have four more. the next one is kind of a rocker, you know. you know what i mean. >> trevor: i need to pee. i'm going to pee. >> i was going to sing you my song. you could have peed before we did this. go ahead. go ahead and urinate. go ahead. jordan: good, you're . i hope you're sitting down because, if you're watching the news standing up, that means you're in

. >> trevor: before we go let's check with our friend jordan klepper and the opposition. red me to tackle pie bucket list, first read the classics. >> trevor: i thought you hated book z. >> jordan: that was after i read zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance. i thought zen was just a tough biker's name like knuckles or jordan. anyway, now i'm on to war & peace. >> trevor: war & peace, that seems a little artsy for you. >> i'm only reading the war part, the rest is just lame. >> trevor: jordan klepper, tune into the opposition coming up next. now here if is your moment of zen. >> but over the years crippling taxes, massive regulation and totally disastrous trade deals, oh, the trade deals. oh. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jordan: hello, and open those ear holes. this is "the opposition." it's november 29, and my opponent tonight is virginia delegate-elect, danica roem. ( cheers and applause ) yes, now, listen up, because the

klepper, everybody. >> jordan: hey, trevor, good to see you, man. rico or as the natives call it, puerto rico. >> trevor: that is its actual name, jordan. >> jordan: you sound just like every puerto rican i met down there. i got to tell you, amazing trip, the island is doing great, almost 100 percent recovery. >> trevor: are you sure about that, they still don't have power and schools are-- . >> jordan: okay, okay, this is the problem with progressives. you want puerto rico to still be in trouble because that what mean president trump was doing a bad job. >> trevor: well, actually, jordan, i think everyone wants puerto rico to recover. >> so you we agree, trump is nailing it, don't take my word for t take my show's word for it. i shot a whole segment down there, it is coming up next. you should watch t you might learn something. >> trevor: can't wait, swrrd an klepper, everyone. here it is, your moment of zen. >> if the man comes out and says that he did it, and was honest about t i would still vote for him. not saying that it's right what he did, b

stay found for "the opposition" with jordan klepper. >> rene boucher's attorney said he is remorsableone physician assaulting another. >> i'd say [cheers and applause] >> jordan: let me catch you up. president trump is in the middle of a trip to asia, which i'm told is the part between europe and the pacific ocean. trump just spent two relaxing

"the opposition" is up next with jordan klepper. now here it is... t of zen. >> what did bill clinton, president obama and key members of the administration, what did they know about the uranium one >> jordan: open your eyes. something spooky is going on. three of our closest allies have all made eerily similar mistakes in the past three days. listen: >> what we should be focusing on are the continued lies of the clinton administration. >> he campaigned so close-- so much for president-- well, hillary clinton. >> what did president clinton -- or president clinton-- want o be? >> president clinton. >> president clinton. >> president clinton. >> jordan: did you catch it?

stay found for "the opposition" with jordan klepper. >> rene boucher's attorney said he is remorsablee one physician assaulting another. >> i'd say >> jordan: get on in here. i've got great news. syria has announced plans to sign the paris climate accord, joining 196 other countries, making the united states the sole u.n. member country to stand against this deal, which leaves us just where we want to be: alone. it's called american exceptionalism, as in, we're the one exception. ( laughter ) we're like an island, but not actually-- thank god. islands are having a really hard time right now, for some reason. we're going stag, baby, like all the cool kids at prom. no lame friends to hang out with and build fun memories. and once we pull out of the climate accord, we'll be out here on our own, flying solo, like the diehard of countries. and mother nature is hans gruber. this is "the oppositio

(applause) >> trevor: before we go let's check with our friend jordan klepper and the opposition.

"the opposition" with jordan klepper is up next. now here it is...billboard charts with a number one you're 16, you're beautiful and mine, it was a remake. he was 30 at the time singing about a 16-year-old. do you want to take away ringo starr's -- >> you can't be serious. >> you can't be serious. >captioning sponsored by comedy central in 1775 paul revere road through the night to warn us that the british are coming. this is also what i shout every morning when i'm knocking down the english tea stand at starbucks. however, it seems like no one listened. yesterday it was announced that prince harry is engaged to american actress meghan markle. people, this isn't any old dashing prince, this is a bad boy. he's a very bad boy. it was right there in the headlines. everyone knows that he is a bad, bad, bad boy. the brits have already stolen our language and most of our best tv shows. but now they've gone too far and are taking our actresses from the hit u.s.a. drama su

stay tuned for "the opposition" with jordan klepper up next.y put marco on to repute president obama's speech and we will-- ah! ah! i need water! help me, i need water, help! this is on live television! it's rubio! >> jordan: when i started the opposition people said i cass crazy, stupid, nej to my children but guess what, guess what haters and school administrators, it all paid off because yesterday our patented opposition-- officially infiltrated congress, look. >> we've got a chart here that shows just how integral the relationship is with mr. rosenstein, mr. mueller and to this whole uranium 1 thing. it sure stinks to high heaven and it doesn't appear to me they ought to be involved in investigating. >> there are all kinds of things russia, irs, president obama, hillary clinton, all kind ofs of things.

. >> that's our show for tonight, here it is the opposition with jordan klepper is up next. >> your moment club have i ever seen, its was a driver that was totally gold, right, it's gold. i looked at it and i said if i ever use this driver, me to use that driver at a golf club, i will be laughed off every course i ever go on to but it is the most beau ever seen. jordan: welcome to "e opposition." yesterday, an angry, deranged man with a gun took innocent lives in a kind of violence none of us thought we'd ever see. our nation experienced a heartbreaking, unparalleled tragedy. it is october 1, and the city of las vegas mourns-- sorry, that's the wrong one. ( laughter ) our nation experienced an unfathomable shooting. today is july 5, and in madison, maine-- no! i need today's... here it is. april 7 is the date and a man in st. paul, minnesota-- sorry, that's not it either. there are too many front pages here. june 5-- no. september 10-- no.

>> trevor: that's our show, stay tuned for the opposition j jordan klepper up next, here it is, youre end of what it would have been the previous tweet and you realize oh, i shouldn't have read that, are you only halfway through so it takes twice as much time to realize what you just read is a load of crap >> jordan: get on in here. i've got great news. syria has announced plans to sign the paris climate accord, joining 196 other countries, making the united states the sole u.n. member country to stand against this deal, which leaves us just where we want to be: alone. it's called american exceptionalism, as in, we're the one exception. ( laughter ) we're like an island, but not actually-- thank god. islands are having a really hard time right now, for some reason.