w. kamau bell. as a comedian, i've made a living finding humor in parts of america i don't understand. now i'm challenging myself to dig deeper. i'm on a mission to reach out and experience all the cultures and beliefs that add color to this crazy country. this is "the united shades of america." >>> america never ceases to surprise me, and the many different ways it chooses to define and redefine who is and who isn't a citizen. the indigenous people of this land were, ahem, given citizenship, but they don't have the right to buy land on the reservations that they were, ahem, invited to live on. my people's citizenship was doled out over the course of years from not at all to, before you vote, can you please read this, to you can be president, but just show us your birth certificate. and nowhere in this country is that strange citizenship clearer than in puerto rico, which is a commonwealth or a territory or -- okay, it's not a state. see, that's the problem. i don't even know what puerto rico is or how it got to be whatever it is. and do puerto ricans even want it to be what it is? hon