the daily mirror leads with the story of the nearly 130 premier league football stars who face hundredsf millions of pounds‘ worth of bills after ploughing cash into tax avoidance schemes. and the gulf news looks at the looming countrywide shutdown in india. states have beefed up security after several groups who oppose caste—based reservations called for bharat bandh or "india shutdown". with me isjustin urquhart stewart, director of seven investment management. talk us through these stories. start with the times. it is looking specifically at the pressure on the uk prime minister following what happened over the weekend in syria. there is the whole question about the uk involvement in any response what that would mean and whether she would actually discussed that will ta ke would actually discussed that will take it to parliament, and then what that would mean. the pictures we all saw over the weekend were horrific. it is not a matter of saying this is going to be good for britain or not, had to respond to something like that. the question is how going to do it. it was an active respo

the daily mirror says the pensioner who fatally stabbed a burglar at his house is now living in fearme. and the express features today's the express features a quote from cliff richard on the second day of the trial in to claims the bbc breached his privacy, saying he thought he was going to have a heart attack. we have seen the rhetoric escalating. we will go on to talk about other reports, the government coming up with new information about what is going on. i think the call for calm has to be the right one. in some ways, better a cold war than a hot war! the cold war did not end in confrontation. that is what we hope in this situation as well. it is going to take careful navigation. what do you make of it? the warning from the un secretary general that we are going back to effectively the pre—1990's? we are going back to effectively the pre-1990's? well, it is not entirely the same. the phrase is useful because it describes the stand—off between the west and russia. but, you know, this is a very different russia. it is not the soviet empire that it was. and it is a diminished coun

the daily mirror has an interview with dwayne brooks who was with these teenager —— ‘s —— the teenageront page of the i is looking at the april heatwave we are experiencing. we start with the daily telegraph, irish brexit proposal in tatters, theresa may wanted to avoid a hard border but from the look of this the eu is saying no deal. no deal and a p pa re ntly eu is saying no deal. no deal and apparently this has profoundly shocked british negotiators in brussels, it is only ten weeks to the big eu summit where the uk needs to make progress and as a result of that the telegraph says according to its sources that theresa may is now going to be chairing a weekly meeting to sort this out and find a solution. because this flies totally in the face of what she said at the mansion house speech, so this is quite worrying and it was a forensic rebuttal by the eu apparently. and according to the telegraph, michel barnier has suspended internal talks on the future eu uk trade deal which piles on even more pressure on the government and theresa may. strong language, martin. eu annihilates the pl

with me are susie boniface, columnist at the daily mirror, and michael heaver, co—0wner of the politicalstmonster. let's take a look at some of the front pages. many of tomorrow's front pages are already in. 17—year—old tanesha melbourne was shot dead in north london. a 16—year—old boy died earlier in hospital. the express are waking up to the fa ct the express are waking up to the fact that teenagers, children, are being killed on the streets and there is a problem with gangs and guns and the accessibility to knives. but we have to have some perspective on this. the sand and times has a story about london having a worse murder rate than new york. they were looking at an incredibly narrow time period. last yearin incredibly narrow time period. last year in london, it was less than 150. we have a lot of murders. we should be dealing with these issues. the papers are starting to talk about it and they have ignored it for a long time. if we move on to the telegraph. social media is being focused on. it seems to be the bane of everything. there is a danger that everyone says, let's blame soc

let's move on finally to the daily mirror, and the headline "shameless" death of the criminal. me through this one. when someone talk me through this one. when someone dies, the family are bereft, and whatever the circumstances, however villainous, the family are in grief. this is about a situation in which the family had gone to the home of the man that wielded the knife that killed their loved one and they put a lot of flowers on the actual fence of his home. and they put a lot of flowers on the actualfence of his home. now and they put a lot of flowers on the actual fence of his home. now that has caused enormous offence to him and people have pulled down a macro with got a war here in a local issue about which people are taking sides. the grief of loss is terrible and they've made a fool decision to go to the home of the person who was killed that they love. there should be somewhere they should put flowers, some were separate, that does not a fan and where they can feel that he's been remembered. they wa nted feel that he's been remembered. they wanted to be remembered. th

the daily mirror leads with the story of the nearly 130 premier league football stars

and one particular story from the daily mirror, banned from britain at the age of 81, asset granny was banned of 81, a sick granny was banned and blocked from returning after she went to jamaica for a funeral. that's all for this evening. but before we go, there was a big british success this week at the sony world photography awards. alys tomlinson won the top prize, photographer of the year. judges described her work as having "beautiful production, technical excellence and sensitive illustration of pilgrimage as a journey of discovery and sacrifice to a greater power". it's on show at somerset house in london at the moment. we went there earlier today and asked her to talk us through it all. good night. so the project is really about connecting people, the pilgrims, theirfaith and nature and the wider landscape. and i was really trying to show the relationship between the three of them, so i visited three different pilgrimage sites. one is lourdes, which is very well known in france. the other one is ballyvourney in ireland. and the third one is grabarka in the east of poland, near

a very striking picture on the front page of the daily mirror after his sentencing on thatjunk drivinge's on the front page of nearly every newspaper actually and you know, it really we were talking about it earlier, it's been incredibly difficult time you know £86,000 but his reputation, he's no longer on saturday night tv, what he did was obviously he needs lots of help. there wasn't only a mea culpa speech at westminster today, it was a mea culpa speech in a court and outside a court in southwest london him andl outside a court in southwest london him and i think most people don't realise the level of popularity of him who has one year after year awards as the best entertainers of their generation. and you know, on a personal level i hope that he's back oi'i personal level i hope that he's back on saturday night television where he's immensely talented. let's take a look at the times which has got a couple of different stories. we are all struggling to try to reduce our consumption of plastic because of those very vivid images about what happens to the stuff that does not decompose

in addition to the royal baby news, the daily mirror also carries claims that current home secretaryth the windrush immigration row, the guardian headlines amber rudd's announcement that those affected will be given uk citizenship. the times says amber rudd's promise is designed to change the culture at the home office with regards to immigration. the financial times reports theresa may's announcement of an annual day in commemoration of murdered teenager stephen lawrence. it's back to the royal baby for the daily telegraph — with a full—cover picture of catherine and the new prince. and the sun plays up the shakespearean connection to the royal birth, falling as it did on the bard's birthday. so the windrush development and the royal baby sharing the honours on the front pages — let's have a closer look. aside with the baby the picture is the poster front page. no adverse, just a picture of the glorious mum with her new son, the bit alignment i think it is. what a great picture. -- fit in i think it is. what a great picture. —— fit in line to the throne i think. it happened when wor

many of the papers are on the same story, but the daily mirror, mayday mayday, that is the front pageying to turn the focus onto the prime minister. there is a feeling that theresa may has questions to answer and she was out today and was asked on camera about targets for illegal migrants and she a cts targets for illegal migrants and she acts he said, she did answer, —— g actually said that she did answer, she said members of the public want to be reassured that we are dealing with people who are here illegally but this won't be an easy time for her by any means. but as we know, we know there are already other things that will be preoccupying her and her government very quickly because the main topic is a whiz brexit. the important thing is for sajid javid is to get on top of this —— the main topic is always brexit. she has been the store bought for this approach to immigration going back to 2010. —— she has been the store walked dairy— macro she had a lot of battles with george osborne and david cameron and boris osborne, about this approach to immigration, but it is only now that s

the daily the daily mirror says a woman who arrived in the uk in that generation has been denied re—entryter going to jamaica for a funeral. the daily the daily mail says that fly—tippers could face on the spot fines of eaoo. the i leads on new research that says saliva from ticks could be the key to treating a range of conditions such as heart damage and alzheimers. and the express says that after speaking to a former butler of princess diana , that harry and meghan's marriage will be for life. wide range of stories there to discuss with my two guests. thank you forjoining us this evening. clare, we'd better start with your own paper. the telegraph. police identify poisoning suspects a p pa re ntly police identify poisoning suspects apparently a big developer did the investigation of what happened in salisbury. there has been a lot of noise about the slow progress on the decontamination of salisbury, this isa decontamination of salisbury, this is a seemingly good turn in the story. the suspects aren't named, we're told police have been scouring cctv to identify these two. we don't know i

but it's more relaxed here on the beach people of the time they generally wouldn't have in their daily. mirror they're more willing to engage in a conversation. because i spoke to the service the transformation from kite surfer to clergyman is official. told me. kokomo started out as a youth pastor became a parish pastor and now he travels a lot representing his free church holding services and giving sermons on the beach whenever he has a chance. he's even married a couple in his bouncy church and the fifty two year old pastor's face is every bit as airtight as the church i lined. it's going to be an even joy and i wish you all a really beautiful day here at the kite festival and for your words like i am with you always have no fear and for you to know that you write dignifying people. this is the i think that's a message that quite a lot of people can really use i don't want to force it on anyone but i myself live by feel tight and i've been through hard times and i draw sustenance knowing i'm secure that i'm protected that i'm aware god will not let me down but he's with me by me. hang glid

possible for american experts to go there we said that's a great idea let us talk to damascus and the daily mirror again president putin the when he was talking to president macron president putin responding to the claims by his french counterpart who said that there is no doubt that this was done by the syrian government asked him if france would like to do. lloyd french experts who would work together with russian experts and american experts and examine the situation on the ground you know. we have contacts between the defense ministries and then nine of the french colleagues contacted the defense ministry or the ministry of foreign affairs of the russian federation and again as you know they launched their airstrikes instead so it was. look. we. really want to establish the facts very often they tell us that they have all the facts they have incontrovertibly facts and evidence but when we have them to share and they said you know why your intelligence services know everything very well themselves so we would like to focus in this particular incidence and in other incidence as well on facts. in

the daily mirror took up the case. they will pay for child burials.ocean when you consider... it's not much. but there are 4500 under 18 's consider... it's not much. but there are 4500 under 18 '5 who die every year and some people don't have the means to bury those kids because you don't make plans for your child to die, you make plans to die when you are a bit older. it is an issue that doesn't affect a lot of people but it is something that many readers will agree with that we have to show compassion for people who suffer the worst possible bereavement. compassion for people who suffer the worst possible bereavementm compassion for people who suffer the worst possible bereavement. it is not something that, thankfully, one often thinks about. hopefully because it hasn't affected one's own life. prices for grays apparently can range from £125 to £4000 —— for graves. shopping if you havejust lost a child and you have to stop caring about that and worry about how to bury your child. quite an affecting piece inside from the mp herself who spearheaded t

and one particular story from the daily mirror, banned from britain at the age of 81, asset granny wasaica for a funeral. that's all for this evening. but before we go, there was a big british success this week at the sony world photography awards. alys tomlinson won the top prize, photographer of the year. judges described her work as having "beautiful production, technical excellence and sensitive illustration of pilgrimage as a journey of discovery and sacrifice to a greater power". it's on show at somerset house in london at the moment. we went there earlier today and asked her to talk us through it all. good night. so the project is really about connecting people, the pilgrims, theirfaith and nature and the wider landscape. and i was really trying to show the relationship between the three of them, so i visited three different pilgrimage sites. one is lourdes, which is very well known in france.

the daily mirror, mayday, mayday, mounting pressure on the pm to resign over windrush, says the mirror breaching the terms of the iran nuclear deal. that's almost it for tonight. but before we go, ahead of his appearance at the cheltenham jazz festival this friday — we leave you with a performance from courtney pine. this is a change is sure to come — that's not an opinion in relation to our last discussion, it's a track from his new album black notes from the deep. he's accompanied on piano by robert mitchell. goodnight. music: a change is sure to come by courtney pine. applause good evening. beautiful music. will be get beautiful weather for the bank holiday weekend? we had it today at the west. beautiful blue sky and sunshine. a different story across the south—east. essex and kent, the coast. a month's across the south—east. essex and kent, the coast. a months worth of rain in 2a hours. 50 miles per hour winds. but temperatures will fall to low single figures in some places. a chilly start in some areas. but some sunshine. a lovely start to the morning for many of us. for the east

there is the daily mirror for you. the triple crown. crown. first 19 pages of the daily mail. pages of the daily mail. also a 16 page souvenir pullout. so much information. information. we don't even know his name yet. name yet. not —— that is not in the first 19 pages? pages? good morning, ben, so many congratulations on so much interest. that we won't be seeing him again today. today. yesterday as he left hospital to return home to kensington palace. return home to kensington palace. focusing, as you would expect, on the arrival of the newborn. the arrival of the newborn. baby in the house disrupts even the most well—organised household. not surprising. surprising. will hear what his name is going to be but i think that is unlikely. be but i think that is unlikely. tradition has it the royals will tend to keep us waiting. tend to keep us waiting. was 92 at the weekend, is still at windsor castle. windsor castle. salutes today here at hyde park and a towel war. a towel war. reactions continuing around the world. that he's tackling anti—semitis

and the daily mirror gives its verdict on dec‘s first solo performance on last night's saturday night did very well.|j we have more on that in a moment but i think you did very well. i think he did but i think he is an able pairof he did but i think he is an able pair of hands he did but i think he is an able pairof hands in he did but i think he is an able pair of hands in front of a tv camera. let's have a look at some of the pictures that you have picked out for us, mike. schools crisis, is that right? it could swing an election. which paper is this? the observer. yes, the national education union, people might remember it as the nut and the atl before they merged, they are having their co nfe re nce merged, they are having their conference in brighton and they are using it to flag up what they see as a schools crisis. christ is funding, christ is paid, and private finance initiatives, some are arguing. it cost up to £20 in one school to mint a key when it would cost £1.50 on the high street. the kicker for most people is that this might lead to strike action. they are talking abou

the association of chartered certified accountants, and jason beattie, head of politics at the daily mirrorboy at the centre of a right to life battle, will bring a new appeal to the high court on monday. hundreds protested outside alder hey hospital in liverpool last night, because judges had ruled his life support could be turned off today. but treatment will now continue until the outcome of the fresh appeal. the duke of edinburgh has left hospital after hip replacement surgery. prince philip, who's 96, retired from royal duties last august, but his hip problem came to light following his absence at an easter service at windsor. he went into hospital 10 days ago. the headlines on bbc news: sir cliff richard breaks down in court as he gives evidence in his case against the bbc. he is suing the corporation for breach of privacy following coverage of a police raid on his home in 2014. britain has accused russia of spying on yulia skripal for five years. she and herfather were poisoned by a nerve agent in salisbury in march. russia claims it has evidence that the apparent chemical attack in

the daily mirror has the first interview with the bristow. .. this morning. the daily telegraph there as well, with rudd on the brink after deportation memo leak, and another picture of the two leaders of north and south korea preparing to cross the border to ta ke preparing to cross the border to take —— shake hands. preparing to cross the border to take -- shake hands. on the daily mail, car theft cover up is the headline. it is talking about the cover—up from carmakers about a security flaw. i a shop the other day and there was a shell suit for sale. it may be regret ever in in mind. 0ne sale. it may be regret ever in in mind. one was neon purple and yellow with pink stripes. classic, mine was navy blue and white stripes. those we re navy blue and white stripes. those were the days, those flammable outfits were used to wear. so they are back? allah had it the supermodel is pictured in a shell suit. —— bella hadid. supermodel is pictured in a shell suit. -- bella hadid. justin bieber is there... could you imagine if we went out wearing one of

my guests are susie boniface, columnist at the daily mirror, and michael heaver, co—owner of the politicalster. i will have to ask you later whether he is the west or the monster. a 17—year—old girl is dead and a 16—year—old boy is critically ill after two unrelated shootings last night in london in the space ofjust an hour. eyewitnesses say the girl who died was with friends in tottenham, when someone opened fire from a passing car. friends say she was killed for no reason. the latest attacks come amid concern about rising violent crime. in all, a7 people have been killed in london in the first three months of this year alone. our community affairs correspondent adina campbell. a community in mourning. today, family and friends remember 17—year—old tanesha melbourne, who died in a drive by shooting last night. the teenager had been with friends, shortly before she was shot from a car near northumberland park in tottenham. dada and his 12—year—old son malachai were in the area when it happened. i heard the shot. i thought it was the easter holiday and it was just firecrackers. i said, "no,

hold on, this is in the daily mirror, most britons feel they only have a few cousins but research hass. that is a big family get-together. i'm not cooking dinner for them! you are completely dismissing the story. i'm not, the initial statistics sounds more dramatic than it actually is. ancestry dna's russell james dramatic than it actually is. ancestry dna's russelljames said the fact that we can use that science in our own homes and connect with relatives is remarkable. 16,000! thank you, all! we often talk about the struggles faces by high street retailers but here at bbc breakfast, we've been looking at closures on your local parade of shops. more than 900 chemists and newsagents have shut since 2015, while off—licences and butchers have also seen steep declines. but other businesses are opening, with fast food and specialist retailers filling the void. our business correspondent, nina warhurst, has been to a birmingham suburb where more stores are opening than closing. the row of shops, the parade, the shops on our estate, whatever you call them, these clusters of retailers smalle

the daily mirror is saying he picked the wrong 0ap. lice when he broke into the home of 7080 roald richard osborne brooks. the daily express taking a similar line. —— 78 rolled. 78—year—old. and the uk's aid budget has soared to £14 billion and mps are demanding fruit to be curbed. following on from that burglary story, the daily telegraph's front page. the justice secretary saying he has made a statement suggesting it is right to ta ke statement suggesting it is right to take on burglars. early days of that investigation. a fantastic picture. it's from stanton beach in norfolk. spring has sprung. sorry, has spring finally sprung? it's going to be warm. but sprung, that suggests some sort of permanence. i believe sarah. we have been talking about the sugar tax but there are a whole range of changes coming. hearing express, we will want to all of them. state pension increases by 3%. fuel duty was frozen to the eighth successive year. inside changes to the national living wage. in some good news the drinkers. in these attacks on the pa rt

just on the top of the daily mirror, rest in peace, butch. ray wilkins died yesterday.ngland. this pension that —— this pensioner stabbing a burglar to that, a lot of outrage. he stabbed the intruder who threatened him with a screwdriver in his own kitchen. and the daily mail talking about it as well. the times, some of those tributes to ray wilkins. he was famed for his elegant touch, walked off the pitch. and on the front page of the guardian, all those companies had to have those details in by midnight last night. do we know they will put them in yet? about 700 short yesterday. how is your handwriting? fairly bad. but this is specific to how you write a specific letter. i have been practising my g. i looked at the way you write g. this is how idomy at the way you write g. this is how ido my g. is at the way you write g. this is how i do my g. is this similar to your g?i i do my g. is this similar to your g? i would do a g like that. a p pa re ntly g? i would do a g like that. apparently we are wrong. this is a looped g and one of these is the correct looped g. none o

andrew pierce and kevin maguire are from the daily mail and the daily mirror, theyjoin us from westminsterd you introduce targets to re m ove week, when did you introduce targets to remove illegal migrants, i‘m not sure, orfudged it, she would be still home secretary. she hasn‘t gone because of the windrush scandal, she‘s gone because she couldn‘t tell the truth about targeting illegal migrants. what‘s wrong with the government having targets to remove illegal migrants, it is quite right, labour had them so it is quite right, labour had them so why shouldn‘t the tories? it is quite right, labour had them so why shouldn't the tories? let's go to targets, it became inevitable she had to go, kevin, would you agree? it did when she claimed there weren't any targets and then we find a signed letter from her two theresa may discussing making those targets tougher and spending more money on them. she said inadvertently, other people would say how have you been so people would say how have you been so stupid. she denied them jobs and health treatment and in one case a mother claims her son died as

the daily mirror has been key to an organ donation campaign in recent months and they have the storyt westergaard who died after winning about a few weeks ago. as the 31—year—old died, his family agreed to donate organs, and he saved seven other people as a result of that donation. i think holly is predicting the future, wearing green today. nodding to the green jacket. last night, picturing myself in green... that was never going to happen. this is as close as i get. 0ne story which caught my eye, if you remember, at nearly one year ago, this is the elite monger, he was involved in a formula three crash around april last year —— billy monger. he has returned to the track at the weekend for his first formula four race at darlington and came third. it isjust formula four race at darlington and came third. it is just incredible. we will be doing a bit more on this in our sports bulletin later on. his story has come back, ever since it has happened to him, he has said he would get back out there. he isjust incredible. he is obviously a talent, to come back and finish so well. and they h

the daily express and the mirror. just another one. g about open university. ministers being urged to think about the crippling funding cuts. the crippling funding cuts. page of the financial times. the financial times. boss of deutsche bank has been sacked. it follows a year of losses. they were told to keep their house in order. in order. indication there needs to be a change at the helm. change at the helm. the sugar tax came in last week. came in last week. take their coca—cola back because of the extra money. the extra money. lattes with caramel swirls in it and that kind of thing. is that what is happening? happening? i have a secret stash, i will tell you later. will tell you later. have had the last of the milk in the building. building. dairy or banning it from the building? building? it's the milk bottles, isn't it? we haven't got any milk. it solves the problem. when i is —— you smiled when i showed this to you. are those that remember. remember. been writing a script and is trying to get it back on. to get it back on. it was

i would imagine he would see a mirror image of that that would be relentless daily. am i wrong?> scott pruitt will have to go hide under it all the rocks. anything the democrats get their teeth into up to and including impeachment all suddenly gets on the table. let me tell you a different dangerous scenario for republicans. there's a middle point. they've got 24 seat cushion and their majority. if that 24 goes on to a handful, it's almost worse to have the majority because you can't govern. there's too many defections, you can't pass legislation and your party that works with itself and the other guys don't have to take responsibility for it. at least when you lose the house, you can say to democrats, what do you want to do? >> martha: the dirty secret may be there may be some on the hill who say where the opposition. chris, thank you very much. coming up, and may sound like something out of this world, but the military says a space war is and the united states is not ready. next, how this could cripple america. a new film shedding light on the late senator ted kennedy's "chapp

daily mail as well. —— mail on sunday. the front of the sunday mirroray times said pretty much the same thing. their main story is about child burials, addict and child burials, that is a campaignfor addict and child burials, that is a campaign for the mirror. here, the big tv story of last night, dec with no ant. i thought he did really well. he looked a bit nervous. he actually joked that he well. he looked a bit nervous. he actuallyjoked that he had twice the amount of work to do to present the show last night. he was without his partner ant for the first time. the decision for dec to host alone, for first time in nearly 30 years, was made after ant mcpartlin was charged with drink driving earlier this month. the start of the show was nearly drowned out by audience applause. we've got a jampacked show this week, lots to cram in, and i've got twice the amount of work to do. so we are going to crack on and say hello to our star guests now. do you know what, it is just easy television to watch. my heart was like that for him. i felt for him. the social

daily telegraph claims health secretary breached anti—money laundering laws when he set up a company to buy luxury flats. mr hunt has apologised for his mistakes and has since corrected them. the mirror he's suing the bbc over live footage it broadcast of a police raid on his home. and finally, the express reports that senior medical officials have condemned previous nhs guidelines on carbohydrates as adding to the obesity crisis. but begin almost with the story we are talking about last night's paper. no surprise, rachel, if the metro and it's this "council of war." indeed. this is leading with theresa may's to our meeting with cabinet in which she has secured their backing for some kind of action for the horrific chemical attack we saw in ghouta over the weekend. there's been a slight reconfiguration in the sense that trump seems to have pulled back a little bit, in the sense that he's 110w little bit, in the sense that he's now while, i didn't say when we would strike i just now while, i didn't say when we would strike ijust said that we would strike ijust said that we would strike. we need to see more definite evidence that bashar al—assad was in fact responsible for this. over i

daily mail. they are also talking about the windrush outrage, as they've written it. front page of the mirror and the times as well, they have a story about russians hacking into millions of computers. the global hacking offensive has targeted millions of computers to spy on governments and lay the foundation of an attack on infrastructure. the reason ant mcpartlin makes the front pages is because he was in court yesterday and this is what he had to say outside of court. i want to say i am truly sorry for what happened. higher standards are expected of me, i expect some of myself. i let myself down and a lot of people down, for that i'm truly sorry. i'd like to apologise to everybody involved in the crash and i'm just thankful nobody was seriously hurt. thank you very much. that was ant mcpartlin speaking outside of court after he was handed that £86,000 fine. it seems regularly there is some sort of research about drinking tea or coffee does to you. whether it is good or bad. this is the latest. drinking coffee could keep your heartbeat going it says. i've never had a cup of coffee. you a lw

beauty director at the daily mirror. how significant is this fashion week? week? which is very fashionable in the west. fashionable in the west. any idea about what will be coming out of this week? out of this week? that is what makes it so interesting. interesting. conversation is about what is happening in the arab fashion world. happening in the arab fashion world. what about opportunities for british designers? designers? the british fashion industry is very successful. industry is very successful. around the world very keen to see what happens in the next few days. what happens in the next few days. thanks forjoining us. and now the markets. the ftse100 is down... down... down about 20—30 points, but it has come back a little. come back a little. euro but not a huge amount of difference. there isn't much to analyse. analyse. not a huge amount going on, i'm afraid. i'm afraid. we can't have excitement every day, simon! every day, simon! sometimesjust not as exciting as you'd like. as exciting as you'd like. ain't that the truth! time for a look at the weather.