so this book is called vacationland. vacationland is the motto - that is the nickname of the state of maine, which is a state in the united states. - it is. and this book is really about two states, it's about massachusetts and it's about maine, to the degree that it's about something geographical. - it's about three states, i would dare say. and three different wildernesses. one, the rural part of western massachusetts, where i was not born but i spent a lot of my time growing up. two, the painful coastal beaches of maine, where my wife has instructed me i will accept my death. and then the third state, the third wilderness is the metaphoric haunted forest of middle age that connects those two parts of my life. and they are all true stories rather than absurd fake stories. - i love the part that's about you. i wanna do the part that's about maine and massachusetts first, and then come to the you part. i love the story that you have told in this book and have told elsewhere about how maine became a state. - oh right. - t