] y'all [ bleep ] y'all [ bleep ] no! . [ bleep ] ain't no -- ain't no [ bleep ] >> you calm down [ bleep ] i'm keeping you like this. you can go back there now. >> ow, ow, ow, ow. >> [ bleep ] >> hold it. hold it. >> come on, [ bleep ] >> come on, [ bleep ] >> i can do this 24/7. >> hymes is back, right now, on a parole violation. he's been violated on parole numerous times. with him, i think it's entertainment. it's a game. he is a master at pushing people's buttons. he knows what reactions he wants to get and he's very, very good at doing it. >> with scanvinski hymes reaching the end of his sentence in just a few days, he will have to find ways to entertain himself in the outside world. >> for most inmates, release from prison is just a temporary freedom. two years after getting out, more than 50% of california's prisoners find themselves right back behind bars. every day officer whitehall greets new prisoners whose crimes range from simple parole violations to major felonies. >> what's your name? >> mcdaniels. >> all

he's a [bleep].s a--i'll give you $8.50 or $9 worth of work and not a [bleep] penny more and not any more effort. okay? that's neil. >> when he got bit by the dog and was bleeding, were you concerned about him or the dog? >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! okay-- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >

[ bleep ] the president, the vice president, karen pence. >> i've [ bleep ] every single major worldader in the last 44 years. just the nature of my job. >> you know, i can actually [ bleep ] like a large [ bleep ] and then go straight to sleep. >> sometimes it's really hard to get a good photo of your [ bleep ]. at least with my [ bleep ]. >> let it end,000. thank you. god bless you. [ bleep ] you. >> they came out and kind of [ bleep ] us in the mouth and we kind of took that. we took that [ bleep ]. >> can we get him a mask? >> i hope he signed a waiver. >> i love [ bleep ] i have to say. >> with a diet coke. >> two a day might be a little much. >> i had the most excruciating pain i've ever had in my life. if you've ever had a [ bleep ] in your butt, then you'd know what i'm talking about. >> i've been married 30 years, and i love him a lot but he's got a really hairy [ bleep ]. and he always wants me to shave it for him. >> what? >> well, get ready, then, because old lucky is mighty big. >> oh, oh, oh! that is one big [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come

i [bleep] punched him so [bleep] hard, i gave him a black eye.nd then our $50,000 viper, which was a '95 with 6,000 miles, ain't never been touched but with white gloves, i took my [bleep] keys like a pitchfork and i wiped out every panel that i could basically get my hands on. went home, packed my [bleep] up and i left, and i ain't never dealt with it since. >> that was way too much information for me. i don't mind open lines of communication, but, man. >> so what's a guy like you doin' bein' single? i already laid it out. i told my sister, i said, "oh, he's a great guy. great guys always--" >> you don't even know me yet. i could be crazy. >> i said, "oh, he's gonna have three kids..." >> no, no kids. >> "be married." >> no. >> ching-ching. >> did that just happen? i came here to do business. i didn't come here for, like, speed dating. tom and nancy clearly have leftover issues that are affecting the business. they're gonna have to prove to me they can work together as a team. but before i make any investment decisions, i want to go to waycross,

is it some fake [bleep] some [bleep] nerds made up on the internet to steal our money?ture of finance? there is no way all these people buying cryptocurrency have any idea what the hell they're investing in. and it's not just bitcoin. ethereum, the number two cryptocurrency, has risen 5,000% since the start of this year. why?! - if you imagine bitcoin as being a gold coin, ethereum is a coin that has a magic spell in it. - what the hell does that mean? i spoke with one of the founders of ethereum, joe lubin, to find out. first question: what is it? what is it? - ether, the cryptocurrency that lives on the decentralized ethereum platform, is actually a much more programmable cryptocurrency than bitcoin. - that doesn't mean anything. what is it? - we created a platform for decentralized applications. - does everyone in cryptocurrency talk like you? - pretty much. - is it just everyone just going, "decentralized... [mumbling indistinctly] ...and drugs online"? - exactly. - does cryptocurrency make you feel angry and confused? well, it should. to make it easier to understan

- it's a lake. - [bleep]in' dan.is an ocean, dan. - i just can't really abide by that, um, instant transformation. - get your head out of your [bleep] book for one second, and just use your heart and just feel. i feel ocean. i feel seasick. i don't feel "lakesick." - it's a lake. it's not just any lake. it's a great lake, but it's a lake. - i was fighting a losing battle. the great lakes are world famous for being lakes. i needed to start smaller: a lake nobody cared about... like silver lake in michigan, the perfect place to launch my campaign. so i paid off a local politician to help me organize an emergency town meeting. i believe it was jfk... who said, "turn these lakes into oceans." and that's what we're doing here today. because this is a lot easier than changing lake michigan into an ocean. silver lake is now officially silver ocean. [cheers and applause] the locals were thrilled to embrace their new ocean. - it's a lake, asshole! - it's an ocean, [bleep]head. - it's a lake, asshole! - you're an asshole! it's

this is bull[bleep]. move. [bleep] bull[bleep]. >> pete, what's your problem? >> you know what? didn't agree to all these changes. now you're just gonna change everything. this is gonna be a dictatorship, this ain't gonna be no partnership. >> well, it's not a dictatorship, 'cause when you called me you asked me to come in and help you fix the business. the thing that you didn't seem to understand was that everything had to change. it's gotta be a new business. when i gave you the $3 1/2 million, it was to start a new entity. it wasn't to just pick and choose what was gonna change. we needed to relaunch this brand. >> you know what? i didn't agree to this [bleep]. the deal's off. ♪ tired of wrestling with seemingly impossible cleaning tasks? using wipes in the kitchen, and sprays in the bathroom can be ineffective. try mr. clean magic eraser with durafoam. simply add water, and use in your kitchen for burnt on food, in your bathroom to remove soap scum, and on walls to remove scuffs and marks. it erases 4x more permanent marker per swipe. for tough kitchen and bath messes, use m

there's no [bleep] way! >> car cash will be closed for good. 35 years ago, bruce baron dreamt up car cash, a business that allows you to sell a used car for cash without all the hassle. the business thrived, making upwards of $50,000 a week, and bruce brought his sons jonathan and andrew into the company. >> nice to meet you. >> in 2007, the recession hit. the business tanked, and the family struggled to keep it profitable. >> my job is on the line. >> bruce passed away last year, making the situation even worse as the brothers mourn their father, struggle with business, and each other. >> i'm about to blow my top here. never tell somebody again to do that. >> last year, the company generated $13 million in sales, but posted a $200,000 loss. now sales are down 70% from their peak, and the brothers find themselves $200,000 in debt and counting. they've had to lay off many employees, and neither of them have taken home a paycheck in months. >> i'm in the heat of battle. i'm busy downstairs generating income! >

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] vile [ bleep ]. >> burn in hell, [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> you worthless piece of [ bleep gunshots. that sound still kind of makes me sick. >> for months, gersh and her 12-year-old son received thousands of death threats and hateful messages, threats sherry spencer has publicly condemned. >> i just pray that we'll be safe. >> she can't be a real estate agent because she's afraid to show up in person, people are saying we know where you live, it's public record, so then at some point she decides to fight back. >> tanya gersh and the southern poverty law center have filed a lawsuit against englund for invading her privacy, violating montana's anti-intimidation act, and inflicting emotional distress. >> andrew england, for his part, has responded through his attorney, saying this was all freedom of speech. >> freedom of speech versus >>> of independent internet hate. >> he is calling his followers to hurt people. it is different than saying, i don't like jewish people. >> coming up, internet activist fights back. >> we went back and forth with the companies, pushing and plead

]ed with [ bleep ]. >> all right, you had a little taste of [ bleep ].[ bleep ] you, meghan. >> i, harry, [ bleep ] you, medical han. >> i, meghan, [ bleep ] you, harry. >> what my doing here? i don't know, someone's going to [ bleep ] y'all but it ain't me. >> new york's been wet and rainy, we'd appreciate some sun, [ bleep ]. >> the heat on my [ bleep ] is intense. >> a story that's prompting a lot of bad jokes, a [ bleep ] pole at the white house. >> john rutherford, where's john? john rutherford. [ bleep ] you, john. ♪ ♪ i got all my life to love i got all my love to give ♪ ♪ i will survive i will survive ♪ >> if i think you're doing something, i'm not afraid of you, i'll flat-out [ bleep ] you. okay? >> please, what do i -- i'll cry! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's a good friend. tonight on the show, we have music from anderson paak. from "13 reasons why," dylan minett is here. be right back with samantha bee! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by kia and their america's best value summer event. visit kia.com

and if so, is that [ bleep ]ed up? >> somebody has to [ bleep ] the president.hat's my job. >> well, i think that -- you know, donald jr. [ bleep ]ed his father. >> but put your [ bleep ] where your mouth is. >> thomas friedman, author of the book "[ bleep ] you for being late." >> what did you enjoy most about the movie? >> i really enjoyed [ bleep ]ing andy garcia. >> for example, we can find the right spot in your brain to make your [ bleep ] twitch. your [ bleep ] moved. >> i also want to [ bleep ] van jones, primarily because he constantly says such nice things about me. >> picture like gagging on a [ bleep ]. you're gagging on it. >> michael, i don't know if you know this or not. your wife and i were [ bleep ]ing. >> oh, no. ♪ oh i like trees trees like me ♪ ♪ i guess i even love 'em ♪ trees like me and i like trees ♪ ♪ so much i want to [ bleep ] 'em ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have a special royal wedding edition of "lie witness news" so stick around. don't make a first impression... or a lasting

and that [ bleep ] did not denounce the [ bleep ] klan, the alt-right, and those nazi [ bleep ].ive us direction, to make moral decisions. and i'd like to say this is not just something that pertains to the united states of america. this bull [ bleep ] is going all over the world. this right wing bull [ bleep ] is not just america. it's all over the world. and we have to wake up. >> good evening, by the way. what do you think, angela? >> first kudos to spike lee for just being able to tell the raw unadulltrated truth on camera, off camera. i'm grateful for his brutal honestly. that is the type of honestly we need to truly move this country, this world forward. the fact he's been able to tell stories, the fact he even ended that particular clip with we need to wake up, and that was the last line you heard in school days, the film that did not get near the notoriety in school days, and here we are decades later saying we need to wake up because people are quite literally dying. >> he refused to use the president's name in the speech. he is angry about the president saying the very

[bleep].all due respect, i would never do a deal where i would be less than 51%, and the reason that i'm not 100 is because i want the employees to have something. i can't do it without them, and potentially even having them be one of the general managers. i don't know that. i can't make that assessment that quickly. what i love about these employees is not only are they knowledgeable, not only are they hardworking, but they have put up with a lot of nonsense. owners not showing up, no leadership, and despite all of that, they've stuck together, and they've allowed this business to still generate $3.5 million a year. >> yeah, what's different? what's the magic formula? >> going forward, and we're gonna put a leader in place. we're gonna put a process in place to buy inventory the right way so that we measure turn, so we're not sitting with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of inventory. you got to show up, and you got to participate. >> look it, you know, if... if nothing else to take the

i [bleep] busted my [bleep], [bleep] and grandmother a [bleep] free ride on a bus. an i get? 13% of ya'll think i'm doing a good job. [bleep] you. >> shepard: memories. earlier this week he wrote an pin piece for our corporate cousins. he said he was behind bars for practicing politics. i've got this thing. president trump said that blago is in jail for being stupid and for saying things many other politicians say. it's bleepin' golden. of course, blago tried to sell a senate seat because he said it was bleeping golden. blake burman is at the white house is. there an embedded presidential message in this? >> we walked into the white house thinking we would be covering tariffs and north korea. here we are on rod blagojevich. president trump threw this out of nowhere. he spoke to reporters and outlined his thinking with rod blagojevich saying that he thinks rod blagojevich was treated unfairly and a 14-year prison sentence was too long. blagojevich, who just ran through it, as you know, was convicted on a slew of corruption charges and trying to sell the senate seat vacated by

>> if the girl wants to [ bleep ] paul rudd chances are she'll [ bleep ] you too.un[ bleep ]able. >> karen gillan. once again allow me to ask you who the [ bleep ] do you think you are? i don't know. maybe i'm going to have to just google myself. >> and this one is very simple and to the point. paul bettany. what a [ bleep ]. >> how did the coolest blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some white bread name like chadwick? >> if i said it once i said it 600 times. chris pratt is still a [ bleep ]. >> perhaps chris evans is in truth a great actor, but he plays captain america like he's a big dumb hunk of [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't agree with that at all. tonight on the show we have music from keith urban. from cnn jake tapper is here. and we'll be right back with carol burnett. >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the american red cross. help sound the alarm about home fires by doing the wakeup challenge. happiness is powerful flea and tick protection from nexgard. nexgard kills fleas and ticks all month long

what the ( bleep ) was up with that? ( applause ) this is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. you can't just say whatever you want! ( laughter ) you don't go to a funeral and say exactly what you thought of the person. and what is the annual correspondents' dinner but a funeral for the independent press. and how dare you besmirch the okay name of sarah huckabee- sanders? ( laughter ) and i'm so proud right down to the breastbone that the press is defending her, despite the fact her boss joked about throwing reporters in jail. that's comedy the press likes. more jokes like that, michelle. ( laughter ) well, i hope you realize that no one's ever going to forget about the speech on saturday night, and they will never forget that you have a new netflix show. congratulations. good luck with that. ( cheers and applause ) is he gone? ( laughter ) did he say anything about me? ( whispering ) i think he's gained some weight... ( laughter ) now, the president skipped the dinner again this year, instead h

people on board with a cause, you did it through speeches, marches, or getting leo dicaprio to give a [bleep but two anti-racist activists think they've found a better way to get people to take a stand against racism. and you don't even have to leave your apartment. - safety pin box is a monthly subscription box for white people who want to be allies in the fight for black liberation. - so y'all saw a blue apron and was like, boom, that's how we solve racism. - that's the idea. - but instead of mailing white people stuff they're excited about, like purple potatoes, this box contains monthly instructions on how to not be racist, and 25% of the profits go to black female activists. they also throw in a sticker or wrist-band. you know, racism swag. - and it's $100 a month. [laughter] - it's a hundred dollars? - a hundred dollars. - seriously, white guilt runs that deep. hundred dollars deep. 'cause i've seen the news. and i seen them red hats. white people ain't feeling guilty these days. - no, they're not. - well, we are coming up on a thousand subscribers. - [laughs] y'all lying. y'all lying.

do something about your dad's immigration practice you [bleep]. he listens to you. put on something tight and low cut and tell your [bleep] and tell him it was an obama thing and see how it goes. >> dana: the white house said the comments were vile and vicious and she responded she

[ bleep ]. >> he's very ignorant and he shouldn't be allowed here. >> my guess is they're not documented. so my next call is to ice, to get out of our country. i pay for their welfare, i pay for their ability to be here. the least they can do is speak english. >> [ bleep ]. >> running a place in midtown manhattan, they should be speaking english, not spanish. >> because of people like you

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both: you're bull[bleep]. i'm not bull[bleep]. you are bull[bleep]. e-mail me the [bleep] schedule!do it! you need to cut the [bleep]. you know, when i go back and i watch some of the original episodes -- i mean i hate to admit it, but in every case where a deal went bad, i ultimately have to look back at myself. did i pick the wrong partners? did i enable them too much? did i make a business calculation that was just wrong? i mean, i really feel like i have to own all of them. are there people that took advantage of me and screwed me? you bet. but did i let them? yeah, i did. one of the most surprising examples of that... nice to meet you. pleasure to meet you. lemonis: ...is brooklyn burger and stein meats. this one definitely goes in the "loss" category. this is how i would have started my infomercial for brooklyn burger. i would have started by telling you about the weight of the burgers and the quality of the beef, this beautiful brooklyn bridge. problem is, this isn't my business. i thought it was, but it's not. you see, i started by going to this "business" in brooklyn called

and [bleep] did not denounce the [bleep] plan the alt-right and those nazi [bleep] so-called [bleep] [bleep]. the united states of america was built upon the genocide of native people and slavery. that is the fabric of the united states of america. as my brocker jay-z would say, facts. jesse: joining me, diamond and silk. >> little spike lee is upset because he can't get majority of his movie to spike to the top. so he's trying to politicize this movie. throwing daggers at a sitting president and calling a sitting president nasty names is not going to get people to the polls. we are not going to watch no movie about the kkk. the democratic party he loves created the kkk to manipulate and dominate. he needs to zip it. >> we look at little spike lee as one of the gatekeeper of the democrat plantation. he don't want to see black people couple. he wants to see black people stay snuck the pain of their an investors and slavery. jesse: it looks like diamond and silk won't be seeing the spike lee movie. it's a year since the mueller investigation has gotten under way. there was a mole in th

this is [bleep] ridiculous. you need to [bleep] come back here. i've been here for a week.'m doing all this stuff. this is ridiculous that you left. turn the car around, get your ass back here, and be a leader right now. for business advice and extra scenes from the show, go on to cnbc.com/the-profit. happy anniversary dinner, darlin'. can this much love be cleaned by a little bit of dawn ultra? oh yeah one bottle has the grease cleaning power of three bottles of this other liquid. a drop of dawn and grease is gone. >> turn the car around, get your ass back here, and be a leader right now. hank has turned out to be a real disappointment. not only walking away from his re-grand opening, but his unwillingness to make the changes necessary. he's pushed me on everything. he doesn't want to get rid of old-age inventory. he doesn't want to take cash to the flower mart. he doesn't want to raise prices. i need to make sure there's a leader in place. and that leader, for me, is marina. i will tell you that, based on what i've seen since the day where you were taken out of that job,

i'm telling you, [ bleep ] get hard, man.on't get no letters, people can't call their family. it gets hard. so all y'all listening [ bleep ], watching, remember your loved ones, man. >> while a lengthy prison sentence can represent a black hole that consumes years of life, some inmates insist the experience motivates them to become better people. >> that's my ultimate goal. i want to be a better man. i have the opportunity where i can be a better criminal, but that's not me. i want to be a better man. a better father. i want to be a better son. i want to be a productive member of society, you know? >> paul bennett had just arrived at the santa rosa correctional institution from another florida prison. he did so in a wheelchair and with a bullet still lodged in his head, along with other health problems. >> i'm epileptic, you know, which i have grand mal seizures. >> just one week later, bennett was found dead in his cell. though there were no signs of foul play, the prison began an investigation. >> all inmate deaths in the f

like, [bleep] meats, 50,000? >> well, he had a problem with his family.nd he's paying medical bills now. >> [bleep] packing. 117,000? >> he's a little slow, a lot slow. he buys every week. >> but they're still a customer of yours? >> yes. >> why would you still sell to people that owe you that much money? $117,000 this guy owes you. whew. i don't know if these guys are the nicest guys in the world, or the most irresponsible. look, i understand trying to help other people. but if they don't take care of themselves, they're gonna be out of business. there are hundreds of thousands of dollars of receivables that are associated with businesses that are either closed or the accounts are dead. i should apply for a loan with you guys. you wanna know why? i don't ever have to pay it back. not collecting payment from the customers that buy their product is gonna lead to serious cash flow problems. they have millions of dollars tied up in i-owe-yous. you can't pay bills with i-owe-yous. how much do we owe in payables to our vendors? how much is that, approximately?

[ bleep ] disgusting. do you understand me? don't think you're going to hide behind your pen, because it's not going to happen. >> look -- >> i'm more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because mother [ bleep ] you're gonna need it. >> i'm joined by betsy woodruff of "the daily beast." how you doing? >> it's quite a bit of audio. i was working at "the daily beast" when he put out the story a couple years ago. the really funny thing about it was the fact that michael cohen went on this really extraordinary rant, only got the story more attention. in fact, michael cohen, who is sometimes portrayed as this genius fixer, made things worse for his client because he added to the story. the story became not just that donald trump made his wife feel violated during sex according to divorce papers, but also that donald trump's lawyer launched these ridiculous, over-the-top, almost cartoon movie threats at a reporter. so he gave us two stories rather than one. >> and you're a sea

you're a punk [bleep]. come and do something. >> we're the black chicken fried of the universe. >> sean: he's works for nbc which features alec baldwin in order to make fun of the president on "saturday night live," despite baldwin's -- he has a temper problem. remember this? >> you hear what i said? answer me. yes or no. >> yes. >> you hear with my wife and kid out here. you have a big problem, don't you? >> you are as dumb as you look. you are with fox, right? >> you want to apologize on camera? i asked you a question. get the [bleep] out of here. >> i'm leaving this special with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. you have insulted me. you don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. i don't give a [bleep] that you're 12 years old or 11 years old or that you're a child. so you better be ready friday, the 20th to meet with me because i'm going to let you know how i feel about what a little pig you are. >> sean: he works for bob iger too at abc. over at hbo, bill mahr speaks

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at that point, detroit denim is just a [bleep] show.agree, and that's what i want to work with you on is just getting comfortable, and just letting other people do things. maybe just reflect on it a little bit. -i will. i will. -good job, by the way, great job. -thank you. -so, steve, how we doing on the inventory? i really want to follow up on steve's completing the financials. my deal with him at negotiation is, "if you're going to be a partner here, you have to contribute." -so, in moving forward, doing the books is not of interest to me. -doing the books? -yes, on a monthly basis, on the monthly close, somebody else has got to be handling that. -you don't want to have anything to do with the numbers. -yeah, i don't want to have to... -even though you're a cpa? -even though i'm a cpa, yes. -i, personally, sense that you just don't want to be here. -yeah, i've thought about it, and i think it is time for me to move on from this. -okay. it's become obvious to me why steve wants to bail: because he knows he's going to have to contribute

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both those kids just [ bleep ] their pants. ya blazed!zer ] oh, no, that buzzer means we've run out of time. this has been "ya burnt." we'll be right back with kathy griffin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back everybody. please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, sitting in again with us tonight he's the multitalented drummer for broadway's "the lion king" as well as acclaimed jazz guitarist charley hunter. be sure to check out his educational website fourhandsdrumming.com. carter mclean, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here, carter. >> thank you, sir. >> seth: also, we're very happy to announce -- you might notice over there in the 8g band we're missing our guitarist marnie stern. she's been gone for a couple of days and it's because she had her baby, so give it up everybody for marnie. [ cheers and applause ] and that's her baby, dashell stern johnson. so we are so happy for mother, and baby, and father, and sibling, a

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like (bleep), (bleep). >> stephen: you can't say (bleep) on cbs. >> you just said it. >> stephen: i don'tew is going to survive at this point, matt. >> i'm saying maybe. >> stephen: maybe. >> i'm not saying for sure. but, yeah, it was pretee what do you want me to say? >> stephen: what. i want you to continue your story. >> it was a burlesque club, but it wasn't burlesque. it was other things going on. on fleet week, for example, guys who came to our comedy club would be like, "all right, let's do this." and then they'd see the fliers for comedy shows and say, "this isn't what we wanted sm. and we got a lot of orthodox jewish men who came in when it was a burlesque place, and they had say, "oh, okay, i'll be back. thank you very much. comedy, i'll be back, i'll be back." >> stephen: i could use a laugh. >> later. >> stephen: like now i could use a-- >> i'm not going to say it. i want to be a good guest gr you're the best guest, come on. >> you're the best. >> stephen: you know-- >> "the best guest." this is my new program for america, "be best guest." ( cheers and applause ) let's do that