it's a guy named jimmy fallon. okay. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> i've never heard of jimmy fallon. >> james fallon. >> yes. >> did you do the old washington read, where you look for yourself? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. i was like, where am i in here? where? ooh, my goodness. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] and the kids should read that. yeah. when you go to this time thing. the time 100 thing. i mean, i don't even get invites to go meet these people, let alone be in the magazine. you -- you're there with smoothing with everybody. anybody make you nervous? anyone you freak out by? >> it was -- i mean, there were so many famous people there. >> mm-hmm. >> it was awesome. hoda sat next to keith urban and nicole kidman. which was, like -- >> jimmy: i mean, that's -- they're fantastic. >> you know what was cool? >> jimmy: i love them. >> i couldn't believe -- they were literally asking everyone around the table, like, "let me see a picture of your kids. i want to see this." >> jimmy: they're the best. >> they were so c

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd! welcome! oh, i love you guys. this is a hot new york city crowd, tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." let's get to some news. i read that president trump actually uses two cell phones. one for making calls and one for twitter. [ laughter ] and at night each phone looks at the other one and thinks, "well, at least i'm not that guy." [ laughter and applause ] . this is a big story, though. former statehouse minority leader stacey abrams became the first black woman nominated to run for governor in the state of georgia. which means that she could be the first black woman to be governor in u.s. history. [ cheers and applause ] here to talk about that is "tonight show" correspondent yamaneika saunders, everybody. yamaneika! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yamaneika! >> oh my god, oh my god. i am so excited. i mean, we might have our first black female governor. >> jimmy: tha

s >>ve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, welcome everody. looking good. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you are here. [ cheers andthpplause ] k you for being here. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. is fleet week here in new york city. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and our entire audience is filled with servicemen and wome this year is actually new york's 30th fleet week. so i want to wish an early happy 30th birthday to all those babies conceived during thfirst fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. very nice. eryone is excited about fleet week. all of new york will be applauding people in uniform, or as that's also known, the opposite of a knicks game. [ ughter and applause ] we had a tough year. we had a tough season. we had a tough season. t i heard thorrow night there's a fleet week booze cruise. [ cheers ] i'm sure you thought, "sweet, it's my off, can't wait to

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>> steve: and now, here they are, jimmy fallon and cardi b! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." cardi b is my cohost tonight. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] when i said, "cardi, would you like to cohost 'the tonight show?'" she said, "okurrr." >> cardi b: okurrr! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it is so great to have you here. i'm so excited to see you that i might go into labor. i really am. [ cheers and applause ] >> cardi b: dude, i might go into labor too, i'm making history tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i'm saying? my album just dropped, but i'm the first late night cohost that isn't a white guy, what's up? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. that's correct. you are promoting your new album "invasion of privacy," or as facebook users are calling it, "a little too close to home." [ laughter and applause ] >> cardi b: i don't trust that mark zuckerberg. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i really want to say congrats though. you just officially announced that you

fallon do notmmy appear in our analyses. they are not getting the same traction within twitter in the media ecosphere. wall street journal, new york times, washington post, political hell, they are as they have been. they have a clearer focus than they had in the past. there are still people in the room and people running these organizations saying, eat your theirinsisting that reporter serve kale. i don't think that has changed that much. the left is certainly more energized than they were before. there was an enthusiasm gap prior to the election where the partisan right was much more engaged with things, and we have seen evidence that that has shifted since the election. i think that that is partly reflected in colbert and fallon. i don't even know where to place them in the media ecosystem. they fall in that entertainment, political kind of model that is hard to describe. we wish it didn't exist. things, they are as they were. right wing media is more unified than it was before, as it is not an election. any longer. the d

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. enjoy yourselves, relax. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. great crowd. guys, mother's day is coming up on sunday. [ cheers and applause ] it's that day every year when moms say, "what's that burning smell?" and dad's like, "you know what, honey? let's go out for breakfast." [ laughter ] i saw that the average person spends $180 for mother's day. they spend $20 on a gift and then $160 on overnight shipping. [ laughter and applause ] "it's mother's day? tomorrow? okay." get this, on sunday, hooters is letting moms eat free. [ laughter ] before you decide to take your mom over to hooters on sunday, here are some places that are better options. >> 7-11, a vending machine, blimpie's, chili's too, port authority bus terminal, papa john's, the quizno's pickle bar, a combination pizza hut/taco bell,

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, welcome! ha ha! hot crowd tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! you made it. guys, today is national teacher appreciation day. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ our entire audience is filled with new york city public school teachers. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome. but -- but be honest, how many of you threw on a movie and left school early to be here? [ cheers and applause ] i knew it. i know -- i know that trick. [ laughter ] but teacher appreciation day is very special. it's the one day each year when we tell our teachers that there's no one we're more proud of. and our teachers are like, "there's no one of whom you're more proud." [ laughter and applause ] hey! and teacher appreciation day is a great time to give your teacher a card or an apple or what they really deserve, a a bottle of wine and a

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's a hot crowd! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you guys, the royal wedding is tomorrow. [ cheers ] that's right, prince harry and meghan markle will be tying the knot at windsor castle in great britain. the dean of windsor will perform the service. the archbishop of canterbury will do the vows. and the queen will deejay the after-party. >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what we're hearing. that's what we're hearing. get this. i read that harry and meghan met on a blind date. here's how they planned it. meghan was like, "i'll be wearing a blue shirt." and harry was like, "i'll be prince harry." [ laughter ] i heard that cardi b said that she was a fan of the royals and wanted to perform at the wedding. [ light laughter ] it would be worth it just to hear her greet the queen with, "hello, your majest"-- [ trilling ] [ laug

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. let's get to some news here, guys. today, president trump said his big meeting with kim jong-un might not happen. [ audience ohs ] trump and kim have been going back and forth over where to meet and who will be there. even friends group-texting about brunch were like, "make a a decision already, i mean, come on!" [ laughter and applause ] "i can't make it, man. i got a little league game." that's the right, the meeting might get called off. apparently kim jong-un didn't like trump's idea of the two of them riding through the streets in a horse drawn carriage. [ laughter and applause ] too much. but trump wants the meeting to take place. he said, if kim jong-un agrees to meet, he can guarantee kim's safety. trump promises to test kim's food before he eats it and -- [ light laughter ] keep test

it's andy cohen and jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and their opponents.ee of the legendary roots crew and she stars in the new movie "ocean's 8." it's tariq trotter and mindy kaling! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: the rules of this game are simple. i will read your team a a category. >> jimmy: you're yelling right now. [ light laughter ] yeah, what do we do? you read the category? >> steve: then, i will read your team a category. >> jimmy: yup. >> steve: then you will count to three. >> jimmy: we both name something in that category -- >> steve: you both will say the name of the category -- >> both: at the same time. >> that's a jinx! >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: that's a jinx, okay good. [ cheers and applause ] because we want to get a jinx. [ talking over each other ] >> steve: partners, put on your jinx gloves. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, let's put on our jinx gloves. >> steve: oh, my god! >> jimmy: these are the jinx gloves. all right. [ light laughter ] >> steve: these are going to meld your mind into one. >> jimmy: why do we put these gloves on again?

goods are carried home in bags and in suitcases on board buses departing from backyard terminals fallon's of them arrive every day but they may stop coming if infrastructure doesn't improve and security remains fragile. now where would we be without the b. they pollinate seventy of around one hundred crops that feed ninety percent of the world which is why this next piece of news is good for all of us and e.u. court has upheld a ban on three kinds of insecticides which are thought to hold the biggies environmental groups are abuzz about the decision that the world's largest pharmaceutical companies once they're happy. it's a good day to be a bee in the european union from now on they'll be spared the threat of death from three types of chemicals known as near nicotine oids. so nearly got the notes are some of the most toxic insect he says that have ever been produced and put into the market. very remote into the environment so we can use them one day and then for months they're going to be there their water soluble so we cannot control where they go unsurprisingly the companies that make

governor mary fallon and governor susan martinez. you've been antacid. thank you. i also want to thank van jones because he constantly says such nice hings about me. -- been fantastic. thank you. also want to thank van jones primarily because he constantly says such nice things about me. he did, every once in a while, he did. he actually has on occasion. not too often, but i'll tell you what it does eel good. i also want to thank geriatrician or who has worked so hard on this issue -- jerrod kushner. thank you. we are proud of you. prison reform is an issue that unites people across the political spectrum. our whole nation benefits if they are able to reenter society as law-abiding citizens. every year over 620,000 inmates, primarily from state prisons, are released after completing their senses. it's a tremendous struggle. i see it, to find a job and stay off drugs and avoid old habits that lead them back to a life of crime, back to prison. unfortunately, more than one third of inmates and state prisoners will be real arrested gain within five years. nobody wins w

goods are carried home in bags and in suitcases on board buses departing from backyard terminals fallon's of them arrive every day but they may stop coming if infrastructure doesn't improve and security remains fragile. facebook c.e.o. mark zuckerberg is willing to address the european parliament about the abuse of user data as according to present parliament president and toyota johnny facebook has admitted to abusing the data of eighty seven million facebook users by selling it to the now defunct british data analysis firm cambridge analytical the data was handed out over the company without users permission has also stood before the u.s. senate to answer their questions about the if that. and sometimes small businesses have to overcome the usual huddles on their way to success and one restaurant. i developed a novel solution to stop his business going to the buds quite literally water from dinah's at the restaurant of the west australian city was tired of being harassed by swooping seagulls the owner of the restaurant has now given his customers balsa pistols to keep at bay the seagull

by jimmy fallon. >> da da, wah, wah, wah. >> da da makes the noise let's see the animal on the next pageepresents, da da. >> beep beep beep beep beep. >> mama. >> a ha, ha, ha ha ha. >> all that work. >> the little one says, mama. >> you can always rely on doidz do the exact opposite. >> speaking of the exact opposite of what you knead to do. they started filming because he thought the little one was naik taking a nap. good thing he was rolling. he caught this. >> oh my god. >> oh, wow. >> oh. it's amazing. >> it's always warm, though. >> well, look, they said have a baby. it will be fun, they said. >> oh. not oh. >> a youth plants a pair of panties to prank his lady. >> she thought i had cheated on her with another girl. >> see the drama hello there friend! hi! hey there. i'm an imaginary friend of a kid just like you. you're going through a lot right now and i know you're scared. but you're stronger than you know. but look, we'll get through this together. and remember... we at the imaginary friends society always have your back! added extra chocolate chips. nice! >> bunnies love [ mus

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody, welcome. oh, my goodness. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. you're here. thank you. well, my guess is you either spent your weekend yelling at a a horse 'cause of the kentucky derby, yelling at a bar because of cinco de mayo. or if you're the president, yelling at the tv because of rudy giuliani. [ laughter and applause ] one in three. lately giuliani has been all over the tv defending president trump, and it hasn't been going great. which brings us to a new segment called "rudy giuliani isn't helping." [ laughter ] ♪ >> did michael cohen make payments to other women for the president? >> uh, i would think if it was necessary, yes. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, on tv, giuliani said he might tell trump to plead the fifth in the russia investigation. then trump asked giuliani, "how about you plead the fifth right

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, "tth weekend st. patrick's day, and, of course, there was a big parade here in new york, and a lot of men were wearing kilts. [ light laughter ] it made the manspreading on the subway even worse than normal. >> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: although in washington, the white house celebrated by dyeing the fountain on the south lawn green. which backfired when the president yelled "mountain dew!" and dove right in. nom nom nom! om nom nom nom. [ laughter and applause ] did you see -- did you see this? [ laughter ] >> steve: what, is he a fan of mountain dew? >> jimmy: "do the dew!" did you see this, a a meteorologist in oklahoma city tried to do an irish jig. did you see this? [ scattered applause ] for st. patrick's day? when her co-anchor decided to join in. watch this. ♪ >> jimmy: here

the legendary ots crew. >> questlove: 864, greenville, s.c. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! my goodness! do you feel it? [ cheers and applause ] do you feel the heat right now? welcome, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you very, very much. welcome. you guys, it was 90 degrees here at new york today. [ cheers ] people were sweating like president trump watching rudy giuliani on "hannity." [ laughter ] i mean people were really hot. [ applause ] last night rudy giuliani went on fox news and revealed that trump knew about and paid for stormy daniels' hush money. [ audience ooh ] even kanye was like, "you should probably stop talking. [ laughter and applause ] just stop. just stop talking." that's right, giuliani said that trump knew about and paid for stormy daniels' hush money. which explains trump's newest idea, paying rudy giuliani $130,000 in hush money. [ laughter and applause ] you're like, "stop paying people in hush --" "i think he just --" but if you didn't see it

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. oh, my goodness. thank you. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to -- [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show"! thank you. guys, tomorrow is the kentucky derby and cinco de mayo. [ cheers and applause ] or as that's also known, the super bowl of day drinking. i mean it's happening. it's going down. [ cheers and applause ] and everybody is excited for the kentucky derby. i read that even though it lasts just two minutes, nbc's coverage begins six hours before the race. [ laughter ] six hours leading up to two minutes of action or as the president calls that -- date night. >> steve: yeah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: boom! boom! >> steve: date night. >> jimmy: speaking of the president, this week trump attended a national day of prayer event at the white house. he spent the whole time praying rudy giuliani would stop d

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. thank you so much for being here. thank you. this is "the tonight show", everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're at the right place. i hope you all had a good mother's day yesterday. happy mother's day to all the moms out there. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people -- a lot of people celebrated. i saw that president trump made a mother's day video where he called his mom a great person, really warm and really smart. [ light laughter ] which can only mean one thing -- trump was adopted. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, what? i didn't know that. i did not -- i didn't know that. trump released a video message for mother's day where he called his mom warm, but also tough. then he released another video where he said the same thing about thin crust pizza. [ laughter and applause ] "it's warm but it's tough." let's get to some news. secretary of state mike pompeo said that kim jong-un watches america

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! hot crowd! hot, hot crowd tonight! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." guys, welcome to the show. thank you for being here and thank you for watching. this is going viral. i don't know if you saw this. there's a big nationwide debate over whether this audio clip someone posted online -- [ light laughter ] -- is saying "yanny" or "laurel." it's the same track, but listen. it's the same -- nothing's changed. listen to this. >> laurel. laurel. >> audience: laurel! >> jimmy: it seems like everyone's talking about it. take a look at this. >> good morning, everybody. welcome to "today" on a a wednesday morning, and it's yanny. >> how do you hear laurel? [ laughter ] >> wait, you hear yanny? >> i hear yanny. >> she hears yanny, i hear laurel. my producer, my ear hears laurel. >> it's definitely, definitely, definitely yanny. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] some say it's yanny, some say it's laurel, and ev

while playing never have i ever, and cate blanchett was partying with jimmy fallon on "the tonight showng contest. check it it. >> one, two, three. [ cheers ] <"when i realized it was a needle it was a needle , i kinda freaked out. i texted my husband saying i think i just got, i think i sat on a syringe."> now at 8 -- a woman is looking for answers tonight after she says she was pricked by a needle while taking a seat on bart.(ken) it's a story you will only see on kron 4. good evening -- i'm ken wayne...(pam) and i'm pam moore... riding bart just got a little more dangerous. now, in addition to worrying about being robbed.. there is concern about being stuck with hypodermic needles... this woman says .. it happened to yesterday as she traveled from dublin to san francisco. kron 4's dan kerman is live in the city tonight with more. dan sotthursday morning linda quan headed to the dublin bart station and boarded a san francisco bound train for work 30 minutes into the ride the san ramon mother of two

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my.y goodness. welcome everybody. please, enjoy yourselves. please welcome. welcome. that's a hot crowd right there. >> steve: come on. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here. thank you for that. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you guys, today is one year anniversary of the start of robert mueller's russia investigation. president trump celebrated the way he honors all of his anniversaries -- he forgot. and -- [ laughter and applause ] you can really tell the russian investigation is taking a toll on mueller. here's what mueller looks like today. here is what mueller looked like a year ago. i mean you can tell -- [ laughter and applause ] i mean, it's taken a toll. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's taken a toll on him. guys, the royal wedding is this saturday. you guys psyched for that? [ cheers and applause ] after the ceremony, harry and meghan will ride around in a a carriage to wave at the public. while the guests will be back at the reception going, "when the hell are th

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.s what i'm talking about. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. thank you for being here. guys, saturday was prince harry and meghan markle's wedding. yeah. [ cheers ] millions -- it was great. millions of americans woke up at 4:00 a.m., turned on the royal wedding and thought, "wait, what am i doing with my life?" and it was just -- [ laughter and applause ] but it was an amazing event. thousands of people filled the streets to cheer for prince harry and meghan. meanwhile prince william was like, "you guys know i'm the one who's going to be king, right? i mean -- [ laughter and applause ] i'm kind of a big deal too." they were about him. of course it was also a big day for fashion. a lot of people were talking about the queen's outfit. can we take a look at that? [ laughter ] queen wore that color so she'd be easier to find when she got drunk at the reception and

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.me. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. thank you, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] guys, jennifer lopez is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] she's on the show "world of dance," which is sort of like "dancing with the stars" except the dancing is good and there're actual stars. [ laughter ] let's get to the news. this is just crazy. it came out that trump's lawyer may have paid off stormy daniels using money he got from the russians. [ audience ohs ] when rudy guiliani heard that, he was like, "whoa, boy." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yo! doink. >> jimmy: that's right. stormy daniels's laywer, michael avenatti, says trump's lawyer michael cohen might have gotten stormy's hush money from a russian businessman. [ audience ohs ] even the avengers are like, "okay, there are way too many characters." [ laughter and applause ] who's doing what? but it's pretty crazy that stormy daniels's money could be traced all t

. >> after a danceoff with fallon, j.lo headed to dinner at the polo lounge, where a-rod was waiting at the door. next, a-rod's ex, kate hudson. new images of the expectant mom out in malibu. kate looked happy and healthy showing off her baby bump at a photo shoot yesterday. the 39-year-old already has two boys. last month in this sweet instagram video she revealed she's having a girl with boyfriend danny fujikawa. her brother oliver hudson was there. he told us he's thrilled. >> my little daughter rio, she needs a cousin. >> and emotions were high for carrie underwood and her mom carol who had a sweet mother's day message to the singer after her accident nearly six months ago. >> oh, i'm a crier. >> you're going cry, then i'm going to cry. >> she's a great mom, a great daughter, a great mother, and a great person. >> carrie told the today show she broke her wrist and needed almost 50 stitches on her face after falling on a step outside her home. >> it was just kind of a freak accident. >> i feel like you look the same. i feel like you look the same. >> oh, thank you. every day i fee

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! welcome! thank you so much! thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you're at the right show. thank you. guys, mother's day is on sunday. happy mother's day to all the moms. [ cheers and applause ] and to celebrate, the rnc is selling pink "make america great again" hats. [ light laughter ] the perfect way of saying, "i have no idea what to get you for mother's day this year." [ laughter and applause ] thank you? that's right. mother's day is this weekend. that means a lot of people are shopping for that perfect mother's day card. and while there are lots of good choices, there are also some very unpopular cards out there. i'll show you what i mean. for example, this card says, "mom, i love you, but i'm still going to ask you to stay at a a hotel when you visit." [ laughter and applause ] see what i'm saying? they're unpopular. >> steve: not popular cards.

this is part of what is happened to jimmy fallon. trumpkimmel jumps on the bandwagon, his ratings go up. we have never seen a moment when it has been so easy to make fun of a president with no consequences, and part of that is because everyone is doing it. it is a most possible to find out where it starts and stops. we have never had a president, you could watch someone impersonate him on tv and then tweet about it right there and then and complain. this is an interesting thing. after always goes presidents. most of the time, people tell you to ignore it. this time, he does not ignore it, he threatens all sorts of crazy stuff. rump is a joke, but what he is doing is not funny. satire is in this strange place where it is feeling like a thesure to help draw out negative and long-term effects of what happens when you don't respect democracy. that is part of what my new book is about. i don't know if you have seen this, but assignment -- -- hasan trump in 2017. it is brilliant. ech is about the first amendment. you want to value the coun

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests -- josh brolin -- cedric the entertainer -- dave itzkoff -- musical guests chvrches -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-7-2 chicago. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! welcome, everybody! thank you! thank you very much! thank you, everybody, and welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for being here. here is what people are talking about. well after several white house leaks in the past few weeks, president trump says he's going to find out who the leakers are. he says he's got a plan. he's gonna wait for someone to leak who the leakers are. [ laughter and applause ] i read that kim jong-un might cancel his big meeting with trump because the u.s. and south korea haven't stopped their joint military exercises. trump was like, "so just to be safe, i'm canceling all my exercises. [ laugh

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah!y goodness, i love it. thank you very much, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you made it. you're here. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm so glad you're here even, if it just because the "avengers" movie was sold out. i doesn't matter. [ laughter ] i'm glad you're here. thank you. this weekend "avengers: infinity war" had the biggest box office opening of all time. [ cheers ] which is good, because if it bombed, nobody wanted to be the one to tell the hulk. [ laughter and applause ] you just don't wanna get involved with that. let's get to some news. saturday was the white house correspondents dinner. and trump called it a very big, boring bust. [ laughter ] this is the first time in history trump has called a big bust boring. [ laughter and applause ] "bor -- no, not, not really." some people got upset at the dinner when comedian michelle wolf made fun of memb

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests -- cate blanchett, guy fieri, musical guest darius rucker, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-7-9, fleet. s >>ve: and now, here he is,

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pressure and were rewarded in the twenty third minute mark fallon pages and freiburg penalty. but literally put on the spot chrissy in concert lost his cool. for the count the second week his stuff ends in the bundesliga but thankfully they have newspapers and up front. his second goal in the fifty second minute was his fifteenth of the season. cologne didn't exactly look like they were going to pounce back and make a comeback but after being bottom of the table since the third game of the season you can lose your bearings somewhat. the whole year has been extremely difficult for the lads and i think you could see that in the end you know some just couldn't handle it anymore repeatedly falling down and getting up again takes up a huge amount of energy. to score so it's on fast perfect after yes getting back up can be difficult but just as all seemed lost cologne showed signs of life just as they did after a dreadful first half of the season with their first win just before the winter break. eighty two minutes in bits in cork cut the deficit to choose one. all of a sudden a shi

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallontonight, join jimmy and his guests -- mindy kaling, andy cohen, musical guest lil pump. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-7-8, pittsburgh!

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallonight, join jimmy and his guests -- savannah guthrie and hoda kotb -- animal expert robert irwin -- jaden smith, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 863, lakeland!

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon, join jimmy and his guests -- sarah paulson, chris hardwick, danica patrick, musical guest foster the people, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 877! >> steve: and now, here he is,