my name is jonathan weisman. you probably know that. you bought your tickets or you came here, made your way after last week's snow day. but i say my name because it has sop meaning that i never -- some meaning that i never really thought thought about. it sounds jewish. [laughter] for most of my life, i didn't think very much about that, that i had a jewish-sounding name. i grew up in a moderately jewish household in atlanta. i grew up in a very reformed synagogue. i was bar miss9 v.a.d -- bar miss sad after the -- [inaudible] i thought it was normal that my -- had an electric arc, that the door came down and the lights came on. and we also had a christian choir that was ensconced behind curtains so it would sound that much more angelic. i went off to chicago for college, and the only interaction i ever had with hillal at northwestern was an argument my senior year with the rabbi over the two-state solution versus the canton solution. i'm not going to go over that right now because, as i say in my book, i think jews in the united state