yeah. nd i thought, "well, we're in tampa." we're in aghter ] >> jimmy: yeah. and so i thought, "i'm going to sing t "thong song" by sisqo. [ laughter ] crickets. [ laughter ] crickets. >> jimmy: crickets, really? >> they were not feeling it. >> jimmy: they didn't like? >> it was too real. it wug too real. [ er ] it was -- >> jimmy: too real and -- >> it was too fresh. >> jimmy: all right, so we got to get you an up -- an up-tempo song. >> i need a good up-tempo.im >>: all right, we can do -- quest, do you have any good up-tempo? what's a good up-tempo jam that he can do at karaoke? >> questlove: "sussudio." >> jimmy: "sussudio?" >> questlove: "sussudio.">> immy: phil collins. >> ooh. ♪ su-su-sussudio she don't even know my name ♪ ♪ but i think she likes me just the same su-su-sussudio ♪ >> ready? >> jimmy: that's it. ♪ su-su-sussudio woah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's the one you're going to try it. matt bomer, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] see him on broadway in "the boys in the bmad" starting y 31st. we'll be right back with a

♪ ♪ a funky kingston yeah come on and take it away for me ♪ ♪ a funky kingstonyeah ♪ ♪ all over the world people keep on wanting me to sing ♪ ♪ funky kingston yeah a funky kingston but i ain't got none ♪ ♪ yeah funky kingston somebody take it away for me a funky kingston ♪ ♪ ♪ a funky kingston ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ funky funky reggae funky funky reggae ♪ ♪ reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae funky funky reggae funky funky reggae ♪ ♪ reggae reggae reagge reggae reggae reggae ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae funky funky reggae funky funky reggae ♪ ♪ ma mama ma mama ma ma ma ma mama ma mama ma ma ma ♪ >> god bless you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! oh, that's how you do it! come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: the one and only, toots and the maytals! [ cheers and applause ] check them on tour right now! we'll be right -- ♪ babida babida ba ba back ♪ >> jimmy: come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to alec baldwin, nikki and brie bella, hannah gadsby, toots and

yeah. big dude, man. >> he's a big dude. >> jimmy: yeah, i wouldn't even like --g >> he's a y. [ light laughter: shaking s s hand it hu. tough dude. >> i know, i was like, oh -- >> jimmy: but there's -- >> this so much hurt. j my: yeah, exactly. and of course alec baldwin. who -- we love alec baldwin so much.or >> great a >> jimmy: he's the greatest. he told me that he was- he was trying to make you laugh at a couple scenes. >> he always makes us laugh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he always makes us laugh. about everything. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil anything. but -- >> yeah, anyway. [ light ughter ] >> jimmy: i do want to show -- i want to show a clip. here is tom cruise -- n: sure. >> jimmy: in "miss impossible - fallout" in theaters and imax on friday. check it out. >> we have to evacuate these people. >> there is no time. >> this whole valley is gonna be incinerated in 15 minutes. ♪ >> it's too late. >> no. i'm going to get the detonator. >> what, how? >> i'll figure it out. find lane. >> and find the other bombs. >> what the hell is he doing? >> i find it best not to look. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and a

yeah. m >> seth:n blocks, is that a job? >> seth: yeah, construction. >> yeah, no, it's pretty outrageous. it's true. and you try to make these inferences and kind of proct, you know, 20 years into the future. and everything seems wildly eq contial if you don't get them into the kindergarten, you know, the right kindergarten, r thte is destroyed forevermore. and it's simmer down, folks. i mean it's new york city. wso -- >> setl -- so -- but it's nice because this is -- i do think the takeaway from this work is like that you do need to simmer down a little bitob yoously, from "homeland," which is a real simmer-up show. [ laughter ] i mean, does this qualify as just a -- mean it must feel like a completely different genre for you. >> well, yeah. totally.an we had the premiere a couple of weeks ago. and my friends came and they were angry with me when the movie had ended.'s because ctually quite emotionally charged. >> seth: sure. >> and they were like, "you told us ts was a comedy." laughter ] and i was like, "but i smile some

yeah. you know rob? >> a yeah, he's just like the sickest. >> jimmy: you became obsessed with one of his films. >> oh, "good time." "good time" is -- yeah, it's the best movie ever made. [ applause ] i am here to promote "good time." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: his movie that's already out? >> yeah, no. it's so good. it's like the best -- >> jimmy: i saw it. it's insane. >> it's the most insane, crazy movie i've seen. >> jimmywho directed the -- your co-star, right? >> robert: one of the co-stars, the guy who ays my brother is one of the directors, josh and benny safdie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: holy moly, that is a a good --h. >> y >> jimmy: movie. and those guys -- which one is it? josh or benny safide, the brother? ny's my brother, yeah. he's also an amazing actor. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> it's insane. and produced by se-bo, my friend. yeah. >> jimmyhow do you know -- [ cheers and applause ] i love that your segment is turning into all about robert pattinson. >> what, n >> jimmy: let's just talk about his movi

that is a story right there. yeah, i loved that. that was so much fun. >> jimmy: right? >> yeah, and i wonder if it's caught on around the country. you know? the fallon tradition was to bang on pots and pans on new year's eve -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and to walk around the neighborhood. and i remember, one of your neighbors, and i wrote about it in my book -- [ light laughter ] had like, santa claus everywhere. like santa claus cozies, on toilet paper, kleenex boxes, towels, bath mats. >> jimmy: yeah, funny. >> and we, yeah, banging pots and pans, and walked around the neighborhood. >> jimmy: yeah, when it turns midnight. when it's midnight we all grab pots and pans. we ruined all my mom's pots. they all have dents in them because we were just -- yeah! it was our noise makers. >> so much fun. >> jimmy: walked down the street. oh, we love that. i love that you wrote about it. >> that is making a memory. yeah, i did. your family was so funny. they were laughing all the time. >> jimmy: yeah, they really -- >> i'd say they w

a sandwich. yeah for the "star wars," i mean, is it like going to -- i would freak out. >> it's like going to disneyland. a hundred percent. >> jimmy: it is, right? it's like going to an amusement park. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you get to see, like, droids and everything and things walking around? >> yeah. because that's green, that's all green -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, on "star wars," it's all real. so you've got real creatures coming at you that are frightening. and if you can't see the puppeteer, he's controlling it behind you, you're like, "oh." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> like a sumo wrestler thing. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, and it's kind of funny. some of the puppeteers get really into it. because there's so much animatronics. so you've got this creature coming at you, and you're like, "oh, this is frightening." and then, there's some dude doing all of the faces, like whilst like controlling it. and you're like, "that's me on, like you know, some kind of a a game console." so

yeah. but you know what movie she really loves? and she's an in "the goonies." >> seth: ooh, "goonies." sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah, it's really funny cause -- >> seth: so, has she met josh? >> she hasn't. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> but she will, but she might be surprised when she sees him. i don't think he's changed that much. >> seth: yeah, we actually -- we have side by sides of modern day brolin and "goonies" brolin. [ laughter ] >> yeah, the same sized skull. you know? >> seth: yeah. he does have a big head. right? >> he does have a big head. yeah. >> seth: you've worked with him up close and personal. >> i've worked with him on five projects. >> seth: five movies. 2 "sicarios." what else? >> "the avengers." >> seth: right. of course. >> "inherent vice." paul thomas anderson, and joaquin phoenix. what else did i do? i did a tv show early on in my career. i was 20 probably, and he was the lead, it was called "private eye." >> seth: okay. >> i guest starred a tv show, and that's where i met him. >> seth: go

yeah. >> seth: you could also burp a brake. >> yeah, you could burp as a brake. go -- [ light laughter ] it's like those. you ever see -- >> seth: yeah. >> and just -- [ light laughter ] slow you way down. >> seth: you -- we have a friend in common. many friends in common from our time together at "snl," but a favorite of both of ours, mike o'brian. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: a great writer at "snl." >> yep. >> seth: and you are still close with him. >> yep. >> seth: you see him in l.a. you had him over. was this easter that you had him over? >> it was easter, yeah. >> seth: okay. so, you have kids. obviously, easter is built around having kids and looking for eggs. and what did mike want to do? >> well, it's built around jesus. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, just google -- >> seth: wait, no, no no -- >> yeah, google it. yeah, easter. [ light laughter ] >> seth: wasn't it -- wasn't it baby jesus, still? >> what? that's christmas. >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ laughter and applause ] so -- >> dude! >> seth: which one's turkey? [ laughter ] >> that's jesus' lunch. [

yeah. but i didn't use a single curse word. ke she "wt'd" the "f" out of that g." >> seth: okay, man, i -- [ laughter ] i still don't know what "g" is. >> ah, yeah, you don't know what a "g" is. right. >> seth: i swear i don't. >> alright, you know -- and clean comedy work for political humor too. >> seth: uh-huh. >> let me give you an example. >> seth: okay. >> in a press conference today, sarah huckabee sanders told reporters that they could all go "v" themselves in their "hs." and then, they told her to go "dk" herself where the sun don't shine. >> seth: yeah, see, i don't see how that was a joke. [ laughter ] >> right. alright, you didn't let me say the punchline. >> seth: alright, go ahead. >> and then she "w'd" all over their wet "ks." [ laughter ] >> seth: see, i've got to be honest, that sounds super dirty to me. >> yeah, okay. but i didn't use any bad words. how could it be dirty? i mean, i could have said, "she 'b'd' the 't' in the 'q' so hard, it broke her 'g.'" >> seth: you know man? i would love to know what "g" is.

it's way to go it's a room but you have to be very brave right now yeah we're going to show the highlights of the game a very intense game versus a crazy shot dania maybe you can point out some of the highlights as we see here on the screen. don croatia so michael. did croatia win because they are more experienced yeah i mean you have to say that when you have players like luka moderates even rockets if these guys have won multiple champions they say i've got real experience for these this big occasion so i think yeah they have big game experience really really came home and also i think as well england missed they missed a big opportunity hurricane he's usually so deadly he had that chance to make it to you know and if you schools that it's a hotel it's a yeah it's a whole different game at that point we should lose the ball in our own territory yeah i mean i think that's i think. ultimately more ruthless in front of goal and that's that's what's gotten through but the second half they also completely out possessing when they put them on their backs but they their game mana

a famous musician? what did you start out to do? >> jimmy: yeah wherever the [ bleep ] you're from. [ laughter ] and you're like, "paper, lady? paper, lady? paper lady?" >> jimmy: paper. paper? paper? >> they didn't even subscribe to the paper. you were throwing paorr at their ep. [ laughter ] "yeah, have a paper. it's great." >> jimmy: that's where i got my start. i was a paperboy in ne scady. [ laughter ] >> what's the town you're from again? >> jimmy: i'm from saugerties. >> saugerties. >> jimmy: no, i went to college in albany. >> "paper, lady." >> jimmy: close enough, yeah, absolutely. quickly, where did you get -- what w>> your origin? was a paperboy in schenectady. [ laughter ]y >> jimmy: ohd, wait a a second. but you were always into acting. you were always acting. >> no, i school.g to go to law went to george washington university. prelaw program, going to go to law school.f and a friendne dared me to audition for the nyu acting school. and i auditioned, and i got in. and i went, "i'll never be g yoough to try this again." and i said, i'l

take a look at this. yeahughter ] when he saw that, trump was like, "i've never seen a more beautiful creature like that in my entire life." [ cheers and applause ] and the cover's headline says the summit crisis. but they actually thought about using a different headline for that photo. take a look. it was almost chicken born without feathers on face. [ laughter and applause ] time magazine? seems odd. >> steve: rude. >> jimmy: and get this. microsoft said it actually caught russia trying to meddle in the midterm elections. microsoft, yeah. the russians knew they were busted when clippy the paperclip popped up and said, "looks lyoto han ." [ laughter ] thank you, clippy. [ applause ] i heard that trump wants to give air force one a makeover. you can tell he's serious. cause today he asked the cast of "queer eye" if they do planes. and he was like -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] guys, i read that more american families are only having two kids which means there aren't as many middle children. yeah. it's all part

>> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: you were a club scrubber. >> yeah. a very -- one of the better jobs at a golf course. >> no, i mean, there were caddies and then there are the pros in the pro shop that were, like, selling, you know, khakis and things like. and i would -- i would wait for the guys to finish and we'd clean their clubs and then clean the golf cart when they were finished. and it was just all about -- i kinda grew to love these kind of jobs. hustle and bustle and you'd feel your pocket filling, you know, filling up with cash. and i sort of thrived on it. >> seth: yeah. and was there a moment where you realized, "okay, you know what, i'm going to try music and leave all this." >> i met a guy at the first golf course we worked at. his name was named trevor. he was eccentric and he was from olympia, washington. and he had the audacity to think that he could make short films and start a band and i had never thought of that before. and so it just opened up a whole new world to me. i mean, i owe a lot to him. >> seth: do you -- >> i can't find h

a full pump. it will overflow. >> jimmy: yeah. steve: two quarter pump seven-eighths -- >> jimmy: seven-eighths type of pump. how long have we worked together? >> steve: i'd say about 19/2, 19 and 3/4 years. >> jimmy: did you ever realize we have similar voices. [ light laughter ]'t >> steve: i dintil -- dad? [ laughter ] ♪ : thank you, washing the spoon in the sink for turning my utensil into a super soaker. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, everything bagels, for being the only breakfast food that looks like it was dropped under the couch two weeks ago. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i'll eat it. ♪ thank you, air conditioners, for challenging my tv to a constant game of who can be loudest. [ light laughter ] there you go, everybody. thank you. those are my "thank tes." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the new school year is almost here. and a new iphone from t-mobile is the best way to keep in touch. or keep tabs on their "extra curricular" activities. he skipped orientation

love a lot of pride for these boys they they went beyond what we ever expected them to do. so yeah we did well now we have a center article we can look at the headline harry came you know fantastic striker for the three lions chimed in we'll hold our heads i got it of course you know the emotional result of that you know the england gave it their all as you say yeah but i mean it's in many ways hurricane is the the the face for the future you know he's only twenty four years old he'll definitely have another one or two well cups left in him and it's a young to. coming up oh it's so there's a lot of reasons to be positive i do genuinely think that we're just seeing the beginning from this england southgate you applaud what he's done with out you know he's a guy that no one really when he got the job it was just like oh ok and. he's pretty low self yeah where to go is the rule you have to be very brave right now yeah i'm going to show the highlights of the game a very intense game versus kray shot dania maybe you can point out some of the highlights as we see here on the screen. i'm

it's a lot of -- yeah. ing? explain this to me. walk me through this. i mean, because i saw some video of you, i think seeing your first -- holding your first ever physical book. >> yeah. and it was really -- like the whole thing has been this really, really, crazy roller coaster. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and every time i think i've hit the peak, i'm like, oh nothing crazier is going to happen. something like this happens and i'm like, okay. so now -- i kind of have no expectations. i was like, just go with what comes. >> jimmy: just go with what's happening. >> because you don't know. but -- especially with a movie. like, i love movies. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> and i -- >> jimmy: a lot of us do, yeah. >> you know -- the only person in america who loves movies. >> jimmy: you're the only person who loves movies. wow. >> and you know, for me, i was just like, i didn't believe it was gonna -- i took, like a a year for me to be like, okay. they're not lying. like i kept -- i had this theory that ashton kutcher was r

yeah. it's -- you know, it's just a lot of -- there's ten of us. siblings. >> ten siblings and then there's their kids. >> seth: yeah. >> our kids. and then their kids. and, you know, it gets extended. [ laughter ] so, yeah, inevitably, you know, we put the fun back in dysfunctional. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you -- what made you -- first of all, congratulations on your emmy nomination. so well deserved for "mrs. maisel." [ cheers and applause ] i know you're shooting -- >> yeah. you know, it's funny, that nomination, you know, coming on the heels, as you mentioned in your very generous introduction, the tony award -- >> seth: yeah. >> this past month, too, and, you know, it's -- i'm starting to feel a little overqualified for my job. >> seth: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: oh, i see because now you're a tony winner. >> yeah. well, you know if i weren't -- you know, but for the fact that i'm so insecure. [ laughter ] you know, i could really go to that dark place. >> seth: yeah. so, in a way, we're all very lucky that you're so insecure

says a penalty yeah. oh come on the market but that was how the question is who they convert. you convert them to moving it take it he's going to get his money then these months the nerves are going to come from come from comes on the must always look like he's he's crying in a second you know he's always like those he was has won and we are in this quote because you're a man or so i let the press then you know i didn't lead or going to get him again i never thought i would go five the school to five of those penalties is always the time to me but what i don't like is i'm not so of course he is he's a gentleman. he's he's got to look at him and this time i'm very much but. the years before how to love he's not my strong and i think he's going to miss i'm going to how i feel if you know what i mean i think this abbas is going to say i'm going to not use that i'm not going to go. take that left footed right take that left but. it's thirty eight minutes game to watch this celebration felt like it was a celeb

>> jimmy: why not, yeah. >> it's a cape. >> jimmy: yeah. film festival, so thank you for beinhere tonight. >> i came today, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, was it fun? how was cannes? >> it was great. and then -- 4:00 in the morning, i was at the can -- nice airport, and they had the most vicious security guards in the whole -- in the whole -- any airport in the whole world. i don't know why, but they are. and it reminded me, the last time i was in at the airport was with my son years ago -- about 10 years ago, and he was a four years o we had -- i had a british pass art, he had rican passport. and the guy was really suspicious, as he should be. and he says to my solan, "what's your name?" and my son looks at him and says, "m luke skywalker." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't mess wh these guys >> and i burst out laughing. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and the guy looked at me really seriously and he went, "who is this luke skywalker?" [ light laughter ] n d i went, "what?" and i went, stelll him the truth, and then he went, "is this your father?" and he

this is kind of a work out. >> steve: yeah! at right there, ten steps. [ laughter and applause ] it's monday, we're excited t we got a fantastic week of shows ahead. you guys, whoopi goldberg will be here. [ cheers and applause ] ah, she's my favorite. robert pattinson and seth meyers will all be joining us! [ cheers and applause ] then on thursday, we'll have brand new music from dave matthews band. whoa! [ cheers and applause ]we he a he'sniurrently touring the world with his band 30 seconds to mars. he's crushing it. he has a new album out called, "america." jared leto is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] 30 seconds to mars. "rescue me" is the jam. later on the show, jared and i are going head-to-head in a a series of challenges called "30 seconds to..." you'll see what it is, but it's good and you can play at home. plus, the reigning grammy winner for best new artist, alessia cara is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] "growing pains." we're going to talk with her, then she's going to debut her new single "growing pai

at a world cup game. >> yeah. >> seth: and do you have a rooting interest? >> yeah, i have england as a rooting interest. >> seth: okay. that's good. >> my parents are from england. i'm actually a citizen. i'm too into soccer -- this is my problem. it sort of affects every part of -- >> seth: oh, like emotionally? >> oh, you bet your sweet bippy it does. yes. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it was a pretty tense first england game. i mean, they pulled it out, but it was maybe a little closer than you would want it to be. >> yeah, i'm trying to wean off of it. i get too -- like, when liverpool got knocked out of the -- i'm a liverpool fan as well. anybody? [ scattered cheers ] i'll take a sympathy "woo." [ light laughter ] thank you. it was during my birthday. and i was so bummed out. but, you know, we like rented a bus for the tour and i was just getting the score and we were like losing. and then, ramos fouled salah -- salah plays for liverpool. >> seth: hurt himself. >> hurt 'em. he got hurt. >> seth: yeah. >> sorry, dude. he got taken out mafia-style by ramos

yeah. darcy, we had a rough spot, but we made it through. ed about last time speaking into existence. that definitely worked. >> jimmy: how are you dealing noth the grind of it all now? because now, it'like you have just one single out. now you're touring. and now you're -- dude, you pl toured with co, which -- >> i did. >> jimmy: they're the nicest dudes in the world, right? >> they're the best. oh my gosh. they're -- i did know they always say never meet your idles, or whatever, but like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just got really.ucky with th like, i've always loved them so, so, much. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. oh, good to hear that. because they are great. and really caring and but so talented too.he >>really are. yeah, they really do care about you. like, they didn't have to talk tto me and they didn't ha care, but they did. >> jimmy: what went on with this teddy bear? do you know what i'malking abou >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it -- first of all it's hilarious and you're crazy.t but what wwn. >> okay. so my crew and i got this like -- i don't kno

really yeah he's be a do yeah and he just he was at the super bowl i think for the last two years and he's speaking to a lot of coaches that have brought that into the english game so i mean if you see the room. same where england scored a free kick from against panama that set play on i was very very very. it was more like adults move. them a is a good keyboard this team actually won against panama tunisia colombia and sweden. croatia the first challenging opponent i mean a lot of people would say that colombia ok we can to say colombia was a walk in the park because they're not ok they were missing high miss is a big part of their team but i think you know yeah this is going to be a different kind of testing than let's say a different kind of test because you know croatia is a lot technically better than the other teams that they did play against and it will be difficult and also you know this is i mean final of the rug so this is another level of something that they're just like you know but i think also they have an advantage in the fact that they've played also arguably

♪ we'll make heaven a place on earth ♪ yeah! oh, my angels! " available on itunes. please welcome the very funny mark normand, everybody! mark! [ cheers and applause ]. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] >> hey, hey. good to be here. good to be back. i just flew in from the west coast. man, i hate flying. you know, they let you pick your seat on a plane. i think i would rather pick the person i'm sitting next to, you know? [ light laughter ] i don't really care where i am on the plane. it's like a six-hour relationship. make it more like a dating app. [ laughter ] obese nazi with the service dog, swipe left. [ laughter ] tiny asian lady with a surgical mask, that's my gal. [ laughter ] yes. she is not a talker. right? [ laughter ] but just like a dating app, she shows up with a baby. i'm like, i got catfished. [ laughter ] yeah. i'm not good with small talk. you know, two things i can't do, small talk and eye contact. how sad is that, you know? [ light laughter ] i basically have all the traits of a serial killer, just without the ambition. [ laughter ] i'm workin

. [ laughter ] >> let me get a look at ya. >> seth: yeah. room had a weird themew and i was ju like -- >> seth: no thanks. >> ew. >> seth: yeah. >> but the funny thing about is that our -- our special effects guy quit the movie two days into us filming. so instead of me having gradual stomachs that were growing the way a normal pregnancy works -- >> seth: yeah. >> i just had this stomach the whole movie. [ laughter ] it was like -- i woke up the second day of the movie, and was like, "i'm a virgin. how did this happen?" [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's -- they say that's the telltale sign that it's a demon. >> it -- yeah. >> seth: if you're nnae months pr on day two, it's totally a demon. >> that's how you know. >> seth: that's how you know. well, i'm glad you've moved to more -- >> thank you. >> seth: prestige work. >> thank you. >> seth: and thanks for being back. it's alwaygreat to see you, alison. >> thank you. >> seth: alison brie, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] second season of "glow" starts streaming june 29th on netflix. ic'll b

a "minge" tattoo? >> they just -- they roll their eyes. >> seth: yeah. >> because it's always a judgement. >> seth: yeahine. it's fine. because means so much more to me than "vagina." >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: but if you -- be honest, if you were in new york and you were sitting next to -- outdoor cafÉ next to like a british person who had sandals on, and it said "vagina" on her foot would you react? >> i'd be like, i'm in america. [ laughter ] take your judgements back to the other side. sorry. >> seth: this is, obviously, a very different movie than "mamma mia!," which is such wonderful escapism i feel like at a time we most need it. >> yes. >> seth: and it's just pure fun and joy. you're also in a fantastic independent film this year called "first reformed." >> yes. >> seth: with ethan hawke. >> yes. >> seth: which i -- i think i was on indiewire, and said it's maybe the best independent movie of the year so far. >> i agree. >> seth: oh, good. [ laughter ] >> not because i'm in it. >> seth: but, obviously, it must be interesting to do a film -- i mean that is a film that's obvious

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. >> jimmy: this is a first for you too, right? >> yeah, it's a first for everything, yeah.you ever consider revving the engine? [ laughter ] to pop her out like wile e. coyote or something? >> somebody might have said that to be funny. it got serious really quick. >> jimmy: who did get you out of there, kaitlin? >> the fire department. >> jimmy: they're prepared for this sort of thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did your friends try to get you out first? >> yeah. actually, my boyfriend had dunked hot, soapy water and corn syrup, or vegetable oil, on my head to get me out. it didn't work. >> jmy: so why did your boyfriend bring vegetable oil to a miranda lambert concert? [ laughter ] he must really like miranda lambert. [ cheers and applause ] hey, did you get to see the concert? >> i did not make it. >> jimmy: and the tailpipe is now on display? is that correct? >> yes. >> yeah, we have the tailpipe now on display in darwin, minnesota. we got it sitting right here. it's going to be featured in the bar. >> jimmy: kaitlin, did you pay tom for the damage? >> no, as far as that, he's m

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a crime. but -- i'm sorry, i forgot where we -- i was going with that one. yeahsorry." [ laughter ] [ applause ] what's he -- and this is strange. early sunday morning, giuliani sent a tweet and all it said was the word "you." check this out. [ laughter ] later trump was like, "i know what happened." he was trying to tweet 'youfefe.'" [ laughter ] "it happens." no one's really sure what he was trying to say with that. but over the weekend, the internet had some fun with it using rudy's tweet to finish popular song lyrics. so that means it's time for the roots to rudy up a song. take it away, roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you uh-huh you what i need but you say he's just a friend ♪ ♪ and you say he's just a oh baby ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you, roots. you guys see this the other day? in washington, robert mueller and donald trump jr., were both spotted at the same airport gate. take a look at this photo here. see them? yeah. there's mueller on the left, don jr., on the right. but mueller said that he had no inter

yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> so i've turned it kind of into a karaoke room now. >> jimmy: fun. >> yeah-- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you'll just get up there and do it? >> it's not football for me. >> jimmy: what's your jam? what do you do? >> oh, i'll do -- i'll do anything. right now i'm kind of in harmonizing. there's a friend of mine that i sing with, and she's a a professional singer. she's amazing. her name is joy downer. >> jimmy: and she can harmonize anything? >> yeah, she can do anything. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's amazing. but we started singing "mr. brightside" which is really fun. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the killers? >> by the killers. >> jimmy: the killers, with harmony in it? >> with harmony. yeah. >> jimmy: hey, not bad! >> it's really fun. >> jimmy: next time you come on let's do that. >> let's do it. can it be acoustic? >> jimmy: yeah, let's go for it, right? >> and let's do the whole thing and we'll bring joy. >> jimmy: yeah, bring joy! >> she's amazing! >> jimmy: we always bring joy every night. >> exactly. >> jimmy: but now we'll have to bring joy. >> you'll a

yeah! >> jimmy: he's a contestant. questlove! >> questlove: yeah!y own questlove. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talk about that. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: i want to talk about it. i don't want to give anything away, but i want to hear about what went down. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: also, we just love this guy. some of the best music out. this record is fantastic if not one of the best of -- dave matthews is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] dave matthews, we're going to talk to him. plus dave and i have something fun planned that you don't want to miss. it's a good one. [ cheers ] and then later, dave matthews band will perform a song from their new album "come tomorrow." [ cheers and applause ] it's fantastic, you don't want to miss it. wow. i don't know, you may have to buy the album to see what's in there. >> steve: ooh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at that. >> steve: ah! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: see? told you. guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: guys,

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s is this adequate sunlight for a komodo dragon? -yeah. just for owning a home, but i'm not compromising. -you're taking a shower? -water pressure's crucial, scott! it's like they say -- location, location, koi pond. -they don't say that. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back. everybody. our next guest is a grammy nominated musician and her band florence + the machine's fantastic new album, "high as hope" is out now. please welcome to the show florence welch, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ e met a couple of times show.we because you hosted "snl" and -- or you didn't host, but you were a musical guest in 2010 and 2011. you don't do a lot of talking on talk shows? >> no, i get really nervous and i get quite shy. so, yeah. >> seth: all right. >> i get a bit scared, but i'm gonna try. >> seth: okay. good. [ laughter ] [ yeah. [ applause ] and this was -- wasn't unique to this show, but i guess you do this all the time, but i went to the dressing room to say hello before the show. it's the same dressing room every night. it does

>> jimmy: you have a family, dude. >> yeah, i'm like "dude, i understand you like to have a a good time but you know when people ask me what he's like, go to his instagram and there you have it. that's will. >> jimmy: exactly. yeah, he's like that, right? i mean, that's funny. he can just do stuff like that. >> that's him, all day long. >> jimmy: congrats on your new show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now this is "red table talk" is what it's called. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is based on -- did you have a red table in your -- or you just thought it should be a red table? >> yeah, well, we have one now. >> jimmy: yeah, because it's shot in your house. >> it is shot in the house. and it's actually an idea that i came up with years ago. we actually did it when willow was 12 as a mother's day special. but i just left it alone. i just did it as a one-off. >> jimmy: right. >> and then, the producer ellen came to me about a year ago and she was like, "what are you doing with this 'red table talk.' we really should do something with it." and i felt like willow's older. so why not? let's do it. >> j

j my: yeah, yeah. >> he does a charity. it's called "pitcch in." l game. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> they didn't give us alseballs. they gave us sof. >> jimmy: softball game, yeah. >> jimmy: now, were you there to play? or wre you there -- >> i was there to do it all, boo. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you got asked to coach as well, right? >> was the coach. don't know if i was a good coach. but i was effective. [ laughter ] n? jimmy: what does that m [ laughter ] what does that mean,ivou were effe >> that means i got it done. >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. [ laughter ] okay, all right. [ cheers and applause ] don't have to question what that means. but you did win. you and steve -- >> yes. >> jimmy: you and -- >> i was not going to be on a a team that wisn't going to [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, but still. >> yes, we won. >> jimmy: really? >> we won. i think it was like 4-0. bu i'm sure they'll come wi some other score. >> jimmy: yeah, no. please.ct but then yoully got to get up to bat. >> yes! >> jimmy: they asked you to play. >> well, i wasn