realized the kids' menu doesn't have chicken fingers. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, getting your daaing, "i don't really know what to buyou, but i do know that you have a neck." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, raptors in "jurassic park," for always looking like you're gossiping about someone at a party. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, u.s. open trophy, for leing me know what would happen if jeff sessions turned into a golf prize. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, automatic toilets, e for assumingher want to flush right before i sit down or never. [ cheers and applausha] all right,s -- whatever you got. ♪ thank you, brita filter, for lettinme enjoy a nice purified glass of water after waiting only 17 years. [ laughter and applause ] "almost ready, honey. kids, hold your thirst for a a second. couple black pebbles in there, who cares? it's roughage. [ ligh rlaughter ] itghage." ♪ thank you, charcoal, for letting me know what it looks like when pizza rolls die. [ laughter and applause ] oh, there you go. hey, thank you. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right bac