today i found out that they've stopped the jerry springer show. and it made me think, jerry springer is still on? [laughter] but also why stop his show now? well, you might say who needs it right now? after all, with the nation's political tension, every day is the jerry springer show. [laughter] full of hair pulling, chair throwing, name calling all because we have opposing views. and the media blames, of course, the guy in the white house who i call the orange gandhi. [laughter] which is b.s.! politics always causes friction. we just have more places to see it. 24-hour cable news, social media, lou dobbs' hot tub. [laughter] we get it, the country is divided. but that's actually good. it's better to have two sides than one. and i wish we had more sides, actually. plus we just celebrated our 2 42nd birthday. we've been thruway worse than this. -- through way worse than this. and by the way, we look pretty awesome for our age. take a look at this map. we haven't gained a pound in 60 years. [laughter] idaho has abs. but there's always room for impr