jimmy kimmel live tlt, j gaffigan. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."from the pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from imagine dragons. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i know many of you are

on jimmy kimmel live, kathy griffin. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kathy griffin. medium jim jefferies. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from vance joy. and now, i'm almost certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to work. that's very nice. thank you for joining us. on what is a day of, much celebration, and even frustration here in hollywood. it is emmy nomination day here to day. one of our most self-important days of the year, emmy nominations as you know honor exllence in television. they were announced this morning. proud to say our show was nominated for 46 emmys today. [ cheers and applause ] all right. not really, but thank you for believing me. we were nominated for two. [ cheers and applause ] well, netflix, led everyone with 112 nominations. which seems like a lot, 112 nominations, remember, netflix has more than 2,000 shows. what's impressive, abc got 31 nominations with almost no popular

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, billy bob thornton, from "tag," hannibal buress, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from aloe blacc. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. appreciate it. hola. thanks for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and for those of you who weren't with us earlier tonight in primetime, shame on those who were not. we had another big night of basketball here at abc, game four between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers. president trump today said he will not invite the winner of the nba finals to the white house. he said if they don't want to be here, i don't want them here. melania was like, hey, really? [ laughter ] the president will, however, welcome the new nhl champion, washington capitals, who won their first-ever stanley cup last night. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations to the washington capitals on their great play and winning the stanley cup. alex ovechkin

see you later. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"nton, from "tag," hannibal buress, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from aloe blacc. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. appreciate it. hola. thanks for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and for those of you who weren't with us earlier tonight in primetime, shame on those who were not. we had another big night of

on jimmy kimmel live, kathy griffin. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ship. and music from vance joy. and now, i'm almost certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to work. that's very nice. thank you for joining us. on what is a day of, much

test. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"y cannavale, and music from todd rundgren's utopia. and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. please, relax.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, terry crews, from "boundaries," bobby cannavale, and music from todd rundgren's utopia. and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. please, relax. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. we are back at it. we've been on summer vacation for the last two weeks. and a lot happened while we were gone. the lakers signed javale mcgee. that was a big thing. [ laughter ] they said it could put them back in title contention. i missed a lot of the news because i was in the wilderness over the break. i was in the bob marshall wilderness in montana, which is a beautiful place. we rode in on horses 30 miles, and we got in boats and fished for a week with no motorized vehicles, no cell service, no wi-fi. that i didn't know was happening. i know we wouldn't have cell service. i didn't know we wouldn't have wi-fi. [ laughter ] it's hard because w

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right now jimmy kimmel, denzel washington. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! music from dawes. and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything. that's very nice. i'ad

>> do it. >> i want to see larry in a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."bo burnham. music from jim james. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. very nice. that's good. i'm glad you're in a good mood because i have something -- we thought

and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything. that's very nice. i'm glad to have you here. i have to tell you, it was a big day at my house today. because our youngest daughter jane turned 4 today. which is fun. it's fun for the -- [ cheers and applause ] for the most part it's fun. the cake is fun, the presents are fun, the balloons, everything is fun except the pina pinata. sunday we had a party for a pinata, which really brings out the worst in children in every possible way. i feel like the pinata is mexico's revenge on us for electricitying donald trump. the idea is with these pinatas you find the cartoon character your child loves most, then you give them a stick to beat the skittles out of it. make not sense. you can't have a party without one, it's the law now. my daughter loves "paw patrol" which if you haven't seen it is a show about canadian dogs who operate very expensive machinery. [ laughter ] to help huma

but they get to come to the jimmy kimmel show!ause ] >> so cool. >> jimmy: wow. you have your birthday part, the guy from ratt was at your party. >> i loved everyone there, but i was also very excited that steven piercy was there. that was my highlight. >> jimmy: that is something else. did they bring you gifts? did steven bring you a birthday present? >> no, no. there wasn't a present. >> jimmy: madonna brought you nothing? >> i think she was probably just there to be there. i'm not sure she knew it was my birthday. >> jimmy: i see, okay. i see. >> but she brought her gifts to the universe enough. so that was enough for me. >> jimmy: she shared her gift of music. >> who wasn't so obsessed with madonna? >> jimmy: i was totally obsessed with madonna and probably still am in a way. >> it's madonna. >> jimmy: you don't want to know the things i did thinking about madonna. >> i think i do now know. >> jimmy: you think that tailpipe story was something. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i bet you did naughty things with all her leather

right now, jimmy kimmel live. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel livestay with me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. welcome. very nice. hello to our viewers. to those of you visiting,

and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! you. thank you, everybody. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. please, relax.

. >> rht on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- adam carolla, from "the spy who dumped me," sam heughan, and music from the interrupters, and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thanks. hi, hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. oh, very nice. we have so much to get to. a veritable cornucopia of crazy. all stirred up by our celebrity president, whose voice we heard on tuesday night instructing his former lawyer to pay off a playboy playmate. now today we learn there are more tapes to be heard and shared with friends. investigators reportedly have more than 100 audio recordings of michael cohen chatting with and about donald trump. apparently cohen would record these calls and meetings on his iphone instead of taking notes because it was easier than taking notes to record. [ laughter ] i'm starting to think maybe trump doesn't hire all the best people. [ laughter ] that's the conclusion. turns out the only

jimmy kimmel live tlt, j gaffigan. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jim gaffigan, from the pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from imagine dragons. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i know many of you are visiting us here in the united state of california. you know, there's talk -- i don't know if you heard about this. there was an initiative on the california state ballot that, if it passed, would separate the state, california, into three different states. but the california supreme court just put the kibosh on it, so it will not be on the ballot in november, which i have to say is a shame. the names they picked out for the new states were adorable. we would have been split into kim-ifornia, khloe-ifornia -- you can't 0 can't break up california. you know how much beach boy songs that would ruin? all of

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson. from "sorry to bother you," lakeith stanfield. and music from lil baby. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i'm glad we've gathered. because at times like these, it's important that we have bonding. very nice. we have a lot to get to. before we begin i have today's corrections from the white house. they asked me to help get a few messages out. first of all, the president meant to say that papa john was treated unfairly, not fairly. he mistakenly carried the "un" from his meeting with kim jong-un, who he would like to clarify is not a great guy under that chubby exterior. second, the president did not intend to say that kentucky fried chick syen is a healthy breakfast for children. we'd like to retract the name junior from donald trump jr. as it has become clear his son is kind of a douche. [ cheers and appl

right now, jimmy kimmel live. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard, kathryn hahn, and music from jason mraz. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. welcome. very nice. hello to our viewers. to those of you visiting, welcome to hollywood. it is hot today, it's humid. it's a terrible time to be on a street wearing a superhero costume, that's for sure. although is there ever a good time for that, really? we do our show right on hollywood boulevard where we see a lot of unusual things. weird things. illegal things. all kinds of things. but this was a first. i'm driving to work. and right on the corner, on the corner of hollywood and la brea, or labria as my gps calls it. i notice that the newspaper box was smoking. you see that? it was on fire. first time i passed there were flames coming out of this thing so i doubled back to shoot video because i'm a journalist first and foremost. [ lau

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and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel!u for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day here in the united states. i'm sure you probably heard.

. >> i want to see larry in a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jonah hill. bo burnham. music from jim james. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. very nice. that's good. i'm glad you're in a good mood because i have something -- we thought yesterday was the craziest day of this ridiculous presidency. turned out today made yesterday feel like a visit to historic gettysburg, it really was -- the news today, i know a lot of you are on vacation, but the news today is that our president is a liar, and not even a good one. president trump today in an attempt to explain what the hell thinking was going through his cotton candy-covered head when he stood next to vladimir putin of all people and took sides with russia over our own american intelligence agencies, now says it was just a tiny little slip-up, even smaller than his fists. >> a key sentence in hi remarks i said "would" instead of "wouldn't." the

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and now, hold on, here's jimmy kimmel!mmy: hello, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything. that's very nice. i'm glad to have you here. i have to tell you, it was a big day at my house today.

and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel!heers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host, that's why i'm here. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, that's very nice. welcome to hollywood. i don't know how much time

i say, i am jimmy kimmel.he goes, "you wish you had his money." [ laughter ] again, i think about going to my wallet to show her that i literally have his money. i have his money and his costco card and everything else of his. [ laughter ] but the light turns green and i just said, "have a nice trip." and she mutters, she goes, "i guess people around here can pretend to be whomever they want." and then i went to see "mission impossible." but you would have thought i was pretending to be denzel washington. [ applause ] anyway. i think i might need to hire a publicist in beirut. [ laughter ] while we're on the subject, did you see what happened to donald trump's star today? [ cheers and applause ] as you know, donald trump has a star on the hollywood walk of fame, or he did, he doesn't anymore. earlier this morning that star had an unfortunate encounter with a pick ax. this is a tmz managed to get the footage of this man. you know, people ask me what's it like to work on hollywood boulevard? and this is the answ

righ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, justin theroux, from "mile 22" lauren cohan, and music from calpurnia. and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. this is -- [ cheers ] almost everyone except for one section decided to stand up, and i don't -- [ laughter ] is there a problem over there? i mean, what's going on? this, by the way, is maybe the most important week of the year in the united states. it's shark week. did you know that? [ cheers and applause ] i went to church to kick things off because it's important to remember what shark week's really about. shark week started in 1988, back when starks were still carrying beepers. and 30 years later -- [ laughter ] i don't know how the discovery channel keeps coming up with new shark shows. these are real shows. they have shaq does shark week. they've got guy fieri's feeding frenzy. cash cab shark week edition. naked

and now, good news, here's jimmy kimmel! you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show.

here is a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks, i have heard good things of what you about to see. if they did a cross over with clear eye and this >> katular soon spoke with him and the owner of the store. >> i am not after trouble, sir. please, i am asking you to leave. because i refuse to do business with you. >> he took this at quest casuals on sunday. it has 90,000 views on face book. o'neill walked into the store with his wife, two young daughters and in-laws. >> what are you talking about. my kids were trying on clothes, another incident in the bay. >> people calling a woman calling police on a little girl selling water in san francisco happened last month. o'neill moved here from chicago and feels a different rational tension here. >> i know when it is a race based thing. it felt very prejudice. >> the owner didn't want to talk on camera. he asked o'neill and his family to leave. they were quote disturbing business making a seen. the girls were trying on adult sized vests and had them on the floor. he said he didn't ask them to leave because of their race.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mandy moore, from "eighth grade," elsie fisher, and music from dennis lloyd. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. on this special day. actually -- thank you. this is a doubly special day. today, today in case you don't have a fun calendar in your house that tells you this sort of thing, today we celebrate not just one but two important holidays. today is national tequila day. [ cheers and applause ] a day on which if you have too much fun you might do something you regret. it's also national cousins day today. [ cheers and applause ] where if you have too much fun you might do something you really regret. [ laughter ] happy tequila day, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know this is a very holy day. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: i feel i should ask, have you been celebrating tequila day today? >>

. >> thanks for joining us >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kim kardashian west. from "christopher robin," hayley atwell. and music from train. and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. it's good to have you here. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome. thank you for sharing your life with us. [ cheers and applause ] you know, guillermo, i heard you're a little bit hammered tonight. is that true? >> guillermo: yeah, i drink a little bit because i went to say hi to kim kardashian and i was nervous, you know. >> jimmy: you were? >> guillermo: yeah. so i drink a little bit. >> jimmy: you were nervous just saying hi to her, huh? >> guillermo: yeah, she's beautiful. sew i get nervous. >> jimmy: interesting. and the drinks helped you be less nervous? >> guillermo: yeah, it relaxed me. >> jimmy: it did? well, you do seem relaxed. >> guillermo: thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's our

. >> right now on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson. from "sorry to bother you," lakeith stanfield. and music from lil baby. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i'm glad we've gathered. because at times like these, it's impor

. >>> ahead on "jimmy kimmel live." >> thanks dan and ama, decided to have fun. >> don't make me ankh angry jimmy, >>> developing news, tornadoes left a small iowa community devastated. at least 17 people injured when sudden storm rolled through marshall town this afternoon. part of the clock tower being blown off there. look at devastation, flattened homes. destroyed cars. about 17,000 people live there, small community. as bad as it is, no reports of any deaths, thank goodness. >> never know when you find walking along the beach. for one local man, wedding ring he found sparked a search for the owner. there are details about the ring that made lead back to the owner. >> tiny crabs on the beach, always been here. >> reporter: coming to this stretch of beach since he was little boy. wasn't until four months something caught his eye. >> saw it was a wedding ring. >> reporter: among the thousands or millions of rocks on the shore but man's ring had inscription. >> some people in love in 1949. says from now to eternity, 5/1/49, lily. >> reporter: s.a.t. on his kitchen counter for months.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jon hamm, from "uncle drew" lil rel howery, and music from g-eazy featuring yo gotti & ybn nahmir. and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. thank you, everybody. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. please, relax. thank you for joining us on a very special day here in the united states of america. 72 years ago today in the borough of queens, in the state of new york, a pumpkin got trapped in a tanning bed. [ laughter ] and donald j. trump was born. [ laughter ] today is president trump's birthday. they gave him a carvelle ice cream cake. he grabbed it right by the cookie-puss. [ rim shot ] you know, the vice president is one who actually gets the cake for birthdays. he's in charge of making sure that all cakes that come into the white house were baked by heterosexuals. [ laughter ] it's his most important duty. the first

and now, good news, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. on this unprecedented day of unpresidenting today. today was maybe the strangest of all 542 bizarre days of donald trump's reign of error. today may have been the weirdest. the president's been to europe, insulting our allies and rubbing his nipples up against our enemies. on friday he had tea with the queen. and on friday -- see, on friday this seemed like a big deal. the president walked in front of the queen, which is apparently a no-no. it's a royal faux pass. you're not supposed to turn your back on the queen or pour ketchup ner tea or take the hat off he had head and swat a fly with it. you're not supposed to do nif those things. but that turned out to be nothing compared with what happened in finland this morning. helsinki has froedsen over. the president of th

. >> rht on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- adam carolla, from "the spy who dumped me," sam heughan, and music from the interrupters, and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thanks. hi, hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. oh, very nice. we have so much to get to. a

. >> what's next on jimmy kimmel live after the news at 11:00. >> i heard great things. >> who wasn't>> i was and proba at the marine mammal center, the environment is everything. we want to do our very best for each and every animal, and we want to operate a sustainable facility. and pg&e has been a partner helping us to achieve that. we've helped the marine mammal center go solar, install electric vehicle charging stations, and become more energy efficient. pg&e has allowed us to be the most sustainable organization we can be. any time you help a customer, it's a really good feeling. it's especially so when it's a customer that's doing such good and important work for the environment. together, we're building a better california. >>> a group of bystanders sprang into nation a boston train station. transit police released video from friday when her leg got stuck after exiting the train. the huge group of commuters are pushing on the train car to free her. they got it back enough to get her leg out. the woman reportedly begged people not to call the ambulance, saying she couldn't affo

and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day here in the united states. i'm sure you probably heard. after an enormous amount of outrage, criticism, backlash directed at donald trump for his so-called zero tolerance immigration policy, backlash from republicans and democrats alike, backlash from his own wife, even. this afternoon the president finally did something about it. >> we are going to cancel and postpone tomorrow's congressional picnic. we have a congressional picnic tomorrow, and i was just walking over to the oval office and i said, you know, it doesn't feel right to have a picnic for congress when we're working on doing something very important. we have many things that are important. we're talking about trade, we're talking about many, many things. but it didn't feel exactly right to me. so we will be officially postponing th

your take on that. >> jimmy kimmel, none of that we just watch as funny. but good for kim kardashian who is making meaningful change by bringing the case of alice johnson to the president. >> can you break it down what happened?>> she went to the president nasser secure their pardon of alice johnson. she was a grandmother who would been in prison for far too long for minor drug offense. kim kardashian brought to the president. the president listened and he pardoned alice johnson. elizabeth: is he looking to do more that? people in prison for a long time for minor offenses? >> he has done a few and as a list of others to look at. if you are in and you have done your time -- >> usually will you wait until your leaving office to do this but he is doing a new thing pardoning now. early on in his term. >> that's right this president does things differently.he is making real change. elizabeth: kelly, thank you for coming. come back soon. who is to blame for soaring house prices? one reports is blame millennials. they say they don't want construction jobs plus ho

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and now, places everybody, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.elcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. that's very nice. appreciate that. glad you're in a good mood. i hope it was a nice day. i had a nice day. i had a nice morning. this morning i drove my daughter to school. she's 3 years old. she lines it when i drive her to school and i like driving her to school. i drop her off, she runs in to play with the kids. it's still pretty early. instead of going straight in to work, i decided to have breakfast by myself in a mexican restaurant. so i go into the restaurant. right down the block. i order eggs. i'll have the eggs mexicano. the guy says eggs mehicano? yeah, those. mehicano. he gives me a number. i sit outside, a beautiful day. the sun was out, warm, no hot. the eggs come, they're good, totally mehicano. [ laughter ] enjoying an unscheduled moment outside of work. no kids, no computer. i'm i'ding, reading the newspaper. and a car pulls up, stops right in front of me. the door ope

we have another sound of jimmy kimmel.a listen to this. >> i would rather we had a chimpanzee as president of the united states. at least with a chimp there would be somebody to eat the bugs out of rudy julian christmas hair. judge jeanine: i didn't even get the last part of it. >> i would rather we had a comedian for a late night talk show and uses his child as a prop to get people to try. judge jeanine: i don't get the chimp and the bugs and rudy giuliani's hair. >> i think he thinks' a political spokesperson. he tries to be funny. i think that has to be a fake saudi arabia yens. i don't get it good for you, jimmy, keep it going. judge jeanine: the young lady, alexandria ocasio-cortez on pbs firing line. take a listen. >> you used the term the occupation of palestine. what did you mean by that? >> oh, um, i think what i meant is like the settlements that are indpleetion some of these areas and places where palestinians are experiencing difficulty and access to their house and home. >> do you think you could expand on tha