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oh, yeah.including 25 "new york times" bestsellers. his test is called "the healing self." please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to deepak chopra, everybody. pp [ cheers anduse ] ♪ >> jimmy: deepak chopra, right there. welcome to the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming to see me. >> thank you.- >> jimmy: i've've -- we've talked before. but, you know, i'm a big fan of yours. think the first book that introduced me to you is "the seven spiritual laws of success." >> that's right. >> jimmy: and that was -- i'm telling everyone, you've just got to check that one out. >> i wish the president had read that 25 years ago. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he's got time. he's got time. [ cheers ] all right, all right. walk me through this and help me out. 'cause, right now, this is -- you brought it up. [ light laughter ] it's just, like, kind of a a tense time. there's a lot of conflict out there. a lot of people just, kind of, angsty and anxiety. what can w

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oh, look at this. oh my gosh. oh! a walk off. all right, here we go. what number? [ audience shouting ] >> every number. >> jimmy: now you both read it. you both read the clue. here you go. >> oh, man. hell no. [ laughter ] >> okay. you ready? >> jimmy: yeah, we ready? we can do this, champ? >> okay. >> jimmy: go. >> okay, film. >> jimmy: tv show. >> spy -- the spy. >> jimmy: shark -- "sharknado." >> the spy who -- >> jimmy: the book. the pillow. the book the -- you can't find it. the search for something. the look -- the search -- >> i don't know what i'm looking at. >> jimmy: where are -- where's my glasses? second word. >> "finding nemo"! "finding nemo"! [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you guys, the winners right there! jamie foxx, taron egerton. [ cheers and applause ] zoey deutch is my partner. we're talking to zoey after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ sometimes a day at the ballpark is more than just a day at the ballpark. stadium pa : all military members stand and b

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oh, my goodness! oh! thank you so much. greta van fleet. yo, awesome.d applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye, bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- chat and desserts with martha stewart, star of "damascus cover," actor jonathan rhys meyers, featuring the 8g band with nate smith. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump headed to the midwest today and left the white house without addressing the media, which reporters are calling an outrage and a snub and a relief. [ laughter ]

>> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. seth: okay. >> you know, they're tiny when they're born and then they grow to about this big and then you can put them out with the other peacocks. >> seth: gotcha. when does the feather part of it start happening? >> that happens in two years. it's very -- it's a long, tedious process. [ light laughter ] >> seth: well that's -- i don't have the time for peacocks. i don't know how. [ light laughter ] >> until they get mature, they're just boring. >> seth: they're just boring, yeah. but they're very friendly. >> seth: kids are very similar. i would say about two is when -- they come into their own. you have a new line. i can't believe this is the first -- is this a new line of apparel? >> no, no. but it's a new line for now. >> seth: okay. >> and it's so beautiful.now er? >> seth: yeah. >> l coolest little jacket. [ audience aws ] it's a gold motorcycle jacket. >> seth: a gold motorcycle jacket. >> so when you -- >> seth: i think if my -- >> and the little collars. look at the collars.

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welcome. >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my!k great in all your poison ivy rashes from camp. they're all gone. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so cool. >> jimmy: the camp nurseent through two crates of calamine lotion. it was nasty. [ laughter ] >> oh, and by the way, you forgot your mermaid pillow in your bunk. here, i ought it with me. >> jimmy: o.m.g! i thought i'd never see this again. i got a mad costume. [ laughter ]nd [ cheerspplause ] thanks. so what have you been up to since camp? >> well, i'm still super obsessed with horses. i love horses. and when i grow up, i want to have like 40 horses. [ light laughter ] >> would you rather ght 40 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? [ laughter ] >> you ask me that every timi see you. >> i'm sorry, i read somewhere online it's a good ice breaker.a hter ] anyway, have you posted a a throwback thursday photo to insta yet? >> i was totally just about to show you mine, okay? >> jimmy: let me see >> here's mine. [ audience aws ]>> immy: it's so cute. here's mine. [ laughter ] we're pract

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oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. -- sorry. [ audience shouting ] you got chemistry. everybody ready? zoey, we got this. >> oka >> jimmy: come on, we can do this. hmm --, waat? >> we got this? >> jimmy: oh, okay. good. [ laughter ] yeah, i thought rs was like -- clue. i'm like, i don't know what that means. >> we don't got this, apparently. >> jimmy: no, we got this. here we go. partit- a song. yeah. two words.- the first wordazy! [ laughter ] "crazy train"! [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ cheers and applause ] >> i, too, can be humble. >> jimmy: yes. taron, are you up? >> oh, i'm ready., ah. what number am i going with? [ audience shouting ] [ cheers ] okay. okay. >> all right. hit it. >> okay. >> telision. four words. first word --gh [ laughter ] dance, ballet. slow music. uh -- tights. >> okay. >> uh -- >> uh -- [ light laughter ] >> first word -- four words. four words. two times -- two plus two is four. [ laughter ] quattro. [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ sad tromne ] >> oh! >> jimmy: can i guess? "dancing

oh, so fun.he broadway play, "the boys in the band," matt bomer is stopping by. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: later tonight, emilia, matt, tariq and i are charades.in a game of >> steve: ooh. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: it's gonna be fun. get ready. we going -- looks like you're going against each other, right? are you getting in my head right now? >> tariq: it seems like i'm already ther >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's in my head. >> steve: wear the eyepatch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to close out the show tonight we have a performance. weys, this is -- this is unbelievable thaet to be in this great city, new york city. b're so close to all these talented people adway. this is the cast of the hit broadway musical "summer: the donna summer musical" are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] they are phenomenal. and the roots are going to help them outith their performance. it's fun, right? >> questlove: it's going to be different, yeah. >> jimmy: these guys can sing. it i

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, oh, oh.es! >> tariq: you offended me a a little bit. >> uh, de niro? >> yes. >> jimmy: not bad! ♪ do you believe >> cher! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to climb the skyscraper and kill the big gorilla right now -- in every movie that i'm in. [ buzzer ] oh! that was a hard one. >> tariq: i never would have guess the rock, anywhere. >> all right. guys, we got that one. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: we'll talk about it. this is fun. this is really fun. you can tell. [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: it's fun now. >> jimmy: it's the best game. isn't it? >> a very good game. >> jimmy: yeah. i love it. it's so much fun. [ laughter ] all right. round two. maybe you want to start us off there? tariq? >> tariq: oh, okay. >> jimmy: throw your mask on. three, two, one, go. >> i am -- trump is my -- my bitch. >> tariq: vladimir putin. [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> oh, i can't -- i can't -- [ bird noise ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i li

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oh! oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness!rs and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- chris hayes, from "uncle drew", actor and comedian lil rel howery, music from years & years, featuring the 8g band with joe russo. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. well, this weekend sarah huckabee sanders got to do what conservative white women love most --

[ cracking ] oh [ audience ohs ] oh, jenny. [ ght laughter ] >> hey, seth, why don't you tell one?th: oh, you guys know i couldn't! >> oh, come on, buddy. just one! seth: oh, i feel like if i do one i'll get in trouble! >> come on, just do it. >> seth: you promise it'll go okay? >> pinky swear. [ cracking ] >> seth: oh! [ light laughter ] damnit! >> it's a trap! light laughter ] seth: a little -- you're a little late admiral blackbar. [ light laughter ] >> admiral blackbar is always late. [ light laughter ] thal's how you know he's adm blackbar. [ light laughter ] seth, dang, will you tell a joke? >> seth: all right, geez! [ light laughter ] e former ceo -- [ light laughter ] the former ceo of jc penney has been tapped to become the new ad f lowe's home improvement. so if you shop at jc penney and you shop at lowe's, you're a lesbian. [ light laughter ] >> seth, no! >> seth: why? that was exactly what you were doing! >> no! >> very bad. >> seth: try again. >> okay. >> seth: jnifer aniston will play a lesbian president in an upcoming netflix movie. a lesbn president is like a regula

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but what you'll see next is bizarre. >> oh! >> oh!e took it with him. >> plastic bumper just getting wedged in between the tire and frame of the bike. here comes the driver to get a piece of his mind. or a piece of his car. >> will you put it in park for me? >> oh, be nice. he's probably a little bit nervous. >> this is way bad, right? >> yeah, it doesn't take it much further than that. but the writer is right, it could have been way, way worse. >> this guy pulling on to an entranceway on a highway, sees the traffic jam, sees it, and bails out and takes this frontage road instead. at the end of this frontage road, there's a stop sign. he sees it -- oh! but the car behind doesn't notice it and just barely rider. [ bleep ]. >> listen to what the driver says here? >> how about -- >> stop sign? >> oh, that's why he stopped? my bad. >> yeah, he wasn't page attention to the road. >> two very close calls. >> who can forget this freaky baby. >> the eyes that follow. >> yeah, that was the creepiest part. the video and why people went crazy on

we are not going to put any tape in the machines. >> jimmy: oh yeah, oh yeah. "here's the thing." >> "here's the thing." >> jimmy: it's on itunes, anywhere that you listen to podcasts. what's the theme to it again? >> "so what" by miles davis. ready, go. >> jimmy: so good. yeah, just go. go get him, now. no, no. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, stop it. how do you just go right into miles davis so well? >> how do you dance to miles davis? [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's it right there. >> i just invented that. >> jimmy: there's so many things i want to talk about. i want to discuss, i want to show a picture of the baby. don't you want to see the baby? [ cheers and applause ] it's a picture of you and the new baby. look at this, little romeo right there. [ audience aws ] >> this is from the forthcoming "shrek, part five." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's really come alive. >> it's shrek with a baby. shrek has a baby. >> jimmy: live action shrek. >> it's a live action shrek. [ light laughter ] they couldn't -- i was the only guy they came to to play the

"oh, no, no.i didn't get to see her tape or anything. she did everything by herself. >> seth: wow >> so, i was sad because i wasn't a part of it, but happy because she took the initiative and did it on her own. so, good girl. >> seth: and she - and she actually had to audition for it >> yeah! oh, yeah [ applause ] >> seth: oh, good for her. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: good for her. >> no, i don't give out freebies >> seth: yeah, no. >> i don't - i don't give out freebies. i'm like, no, you gotta work for it >> seth: yeah. you earned your star she's gonna earn her star. >> that part >> seth: yeah, there you go. [ light laughter ] you -- and she is about - you're gonna be an empty nester soon, right? she's -- >> soon. you know, we got three out, and she's the last one in. but, i did move her bedroom -- i mean, not her bedroom, but her actual bed right by the front door >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] >> because - because i want her to know time is ticking. >> seth: the time is ticking [ laughter

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seth: oh, oh, oh, oh. [ laughter ] those are -- those are definitely the words of a man w just foundawyer secretly tapes his clients. [ laughter ] seriously, hannity sounded like he was being interrogated by dick tracey. s? where is lips man [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] >> seth: now, prosecutors to complete their investigation, the question is usually, is will congress do anything? c th hold hearings, subpoena documents, censure the president. instead, they're running away from this story as fast as they can. just take this responstefrom essee congressman david kustoff. a reporter from "the huffingtone post" d, "i asked kustoff is he was troubled by anything in the cohen tape. he pulls out his phone with th screen visible to me, so i could see no one was calling him and then faked that he had a call." [ laughter ] so we're at the point now where congressman are openly faking phone calls. why do you even need the phone, just carry around a bana with the word "phone" written on it in sharpie. [ laughter ] this has been "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll be right back with mo

oh, excuse me.o a studio and made them dance about feminism. ♪ >> we are women and we deserve equal -- >> yes. >> pay. >> yes. yeah. now you're talking our language. >> and then we climb the rope to the top to break the gla ceiling. ceiling. >> and we -- >> what are we doing? >> kick through the door. ♪me co- >> yes! [ laughter ] >> and then we see the door is lon ed because we're trapped matt lauer's office. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ]le >> seth:e welcome back to the show joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: hi, buddy! >> nice to see you. >> seth: it's great to see you. >> i love the reaction to the joke with like, "oohh!"h: >> seah. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> seth: they like fun dancing. >> yeah. >> seth: fun danciel. what does ave to say about the fun dancing? "oyour honor." yeah, matt lauer. i like how your network -- they were okay with that clip. >> seth: yeah, they didn't -- i don't think anyone at this network ys attention to this show. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> i was

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>> oh!, jaou and zoey are going to give the same clue at the same time. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: this is -- whoever wins this round wins wh the e thing, okay? oh, look at this. oh my gosh. oh! 't do that -- >> jimmy: it's a walk off. >> i'm going to attempt. there we go. >> jimmy: it's a walk off. all right, here we go. what number? [ audience shouting ] >> every number. >> jimmy: now you both read it. you both read ue. here you go. >> oh, man. hell no. [ laughter ] >> okay. you ready? >> jimmy: yeah, we ready? we can do this, champ? >> okay. >> jimmy: go. >> okay, film. >> jimmy: tv show. >> spy -- the spy. >> jimmy: shark -- "sharknado." >> the spy who -- >> jimmy: the book. the pillow. the book the -- you can't find it. the search for something. the look -- the search -- >> i don't know what i'm looking at. >> jimmy: where are -- where's my glasses? second word. >> "finding nemo"! "finding nemo"! [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you guys, the winners right there! jamie foxx,

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