for her birthday she asked for a "paw patrol" pinata. it was a terrible pinata.t wasn't shaped like anything, a rectangle with four dogs on it, one of which was chase, her favorite dog, a police dog. we hang the pinata, all the kids take tenders beating it and each other. the parents are like, watch the stick, don't swing back, stay behind, everybody away from the stick! brandon, brandon, the stick! it's madness. it takes forever. finally they crack this thing open. and the candy comes out. they all dive in and fight each other for it, horrible. like black friday for kids. [ laughter ] it's like filene's basement is what it's like. they collect the candy off the ground, which as great lesson, eating candy off the ground, and they're happy. it's a violent halloween celebration. once everything settles down and the thrill of wrestling for a reese's pieces has passed, my wife notices jane staring at what remains of this pinata that has been assaulted and beaten to a pulp by dozens of crazed, stick-wielding children. these cute little dogs, ryder and his team of pups

i'm not sure the piÑata had fun.e showed you this earlier, in the orioles game he missed a foul ball and the big guy falls over the chair got takes out his own kid in the process. the kid comes up and he says, what are you doing dad. the good news is he is okay. >> i'm glad the little guy is okay. >> thank you for joining us. good night. okay, here's the number for poison control. ask for carol. honey, we're gonna be fine. enjoy your reunion. oh, it'd be a lot more fun if you were there. i really am sorry about that. i just can't miss the chance to bowl on jay's team. mnh. that's why i ordered these glide rights. if you break 'em in properly, they're supposed to give you a completely frictionless-- (thud) (groans) if i'm being honest, the reunion might be a little more fun if phil isn't there. otherwise, i spend the whole weekend telling him who's who and explaining inside jokes. and if all that explaining is going out, the alcohol is not going in. hey, mom. before you go, you have to sign this for school. mm. you do

donald trump necesita tener una piÑata, una piÑata que se llama mÉxico.le un acuerdo para impulsar acciones entre mÉxico, canadÁ y estados unidos. no se resuelve nada 1000 internalizando las fronteras. el instituto le daba en sus Últimos conteos hasta un 53% de la votaciÓn total. en la ciudad de mÉxico, raÚl, univisiÓn. palmra: gracias, raÚl, la victoria de andrÉs manuel le ha confianza a muchos. - estoy muy contenta porque es un seÑor que va a sacar a mÉxico adelante. - es una persona muy linda, le han robado todos sus puestos. quÉ bueno que haya ganado. - yo creo que si va a haber mucho riesgo de que la economÍa de mÉxico se vaya. - el tiempo es lo que va a dar la certidumbre o no. palmira: en su discurso de anoche del zÓcalo agradeció a todos sus simpatizantes y dijo que no les va a fallar. celebraron el histÓrico triunfo de "amlo" en una sola histÓrica.-- zona histÓrica. reportera: palmira, partidarios del candidato triunfador celebraron en san francisco y dijeron que tienen la esperanza de que la situaciÓn en mÉxico cambie positivamente con el gobier

. >> ya sabe de entrada que donald trump necesita tener una piÑata entre comillas que se llama mÉxicos golpes para animar su pase en estados unidos lo va a hacer. los efectos econÓmicos del triunfo de lÓpez obrador no dieron los resultados catastrÓficos que muchos esperaban. por mi parte hubo mÁs importante desde la ciudad de mÉxico. >> gracia, el mandatario donald trump ya tuvo su primera comunicaciÓn con andrÉs lÓpez obrador y ademÁs de la felicitaciÓn tambiÉn hablaron de otros temas. [habla inglÉs] [habla inglÉs] >>hablamos de seguridad fronteriza, hablamos de comercio, de nada y de una gordo separado entre mÉxico y es la dos unidos sobre la plÁtica que durÓ 30 minutos, la vi tarea de manuel lÓpez obrador le ha regresado las lanza a muchos ya que obrador asegura que acabarÁ con la corrupta sion en ese paÍs. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> si se pudo! ♪ >>estoy segura que ustedes dos pueden escuchar y es que este grupo de mexicanos simpatizantes de obrador han estado festejando la vid de lo que muchos nos dicen es que later era -- la tercera es la vencida. >>ha ganado con el total mÁs grande desde 1982 la

despuÉs de luis miguel la serie se ha aceptado un rechazo total contra luis rey, sacaron piÑatas paraque este personaje era todo maldad y un taller ubicado en cuernavaca morelos encontrÓ la manera demortalizarlos en una mÁscara que saldra prÓximamente >>> es gracioso salir en la calle cuando estÉ en el mercado y ver esta persona con la mÁscara y te causa risa a estÁ de moda >>> a pesar que este taller fundado en 1948 ha tenido rostros como juan gabriel, donald trump y el mismo chapo guzmÁn ningÚn les habÍa generado tanta emociones plasmada en una mÁscara >>> es una revoluciÓn en el estÓmago que no sabes cuÁnto lo odias no encuentras tu ay! te odio que estÉs en tutt televiso siendo la serie y te causa odio >>> para la encargada de este taller el Éxito de estas mÁscaras porque de todo hacemos un chiste. y aunque luisito rey provocaba solo lÁgrimas a nuestro querido luis miguel. >>> los mexicanos tenemos un sentido del humor muy agrio, entonces a mÍ me provoca como que el, el relajo, la risa, la burla. >>> se andarÁ re volcando en su tumba luisito reÍ. de luis miguel vamos a 1994 para re

they thought this would be beat the pinata day. it turns out the pinata is alive and it has its own bat. here's republican trey gowdy questioning peter strzok about a text. this was from after president trump was elected and he is explaining that, peter strzok is explaining that his we will stop him tweet means he thought the american people would stop him. because, for objection reasons. >> he wanted him to resign two months into his presidency? >> my sense was, personal belief that i was not pleased with the direction and things were being done with the presidency. >> i thought you trusted the american people. i thought that's what you said in august of 2016. the american people would stop him and they didn't stop him. all of a sudden, you're not trusting the american people anymore. >> sir, what i utterly trust the american people, what i worry about is when the government of russia puts their finger on the scale. other than america -- >> i utterly trust the american people. what i worry about is when the government of russia pu

norma: quieres una piÑata o tienes?nos hablÓ por primera vez el mÁs pequeÑo. >> yo me mojÉ en la piscina. norma: este dÍa, su madre tambiÉn tomÓ los primeros pasos en su lucha por hacer de esta ciudad su nuevo hogar. su primera parada las oficinas de inmigraciÓn. >> el oficial me dijo de que yo tenÍa que ir a mi escote. norma: en el centro de detenciÓn de ice, dónde se encontraba le indicaron que debÍa reportarse en sus oficinas. >> si tiene un grillete tiene que presentarse en cada cita que tiene con inmigraciÓn. norma: sin embargo, la abogada de la organizaciÓn seÑaló que lo mÁs conveniente es. >> mejor si tiene un abogado, seguir con su abogado por si hacen preguntas, se necesitan detalles. norma: su prÓxima parada hoy fue el consulado de su paÍs, guatemala. >> le dieron su acta de nacimiento? >> si. norma: tambiÉn tuvo su primera consulta legal. >> vamos a representar a esa familia en un proceso de deportaciÓn y con el caso de asilo polÍtico. >> con todo lo que ando haciendo, vale la pena. seguridad de que no estÁn

. >> anthony: is that an ak piñata?iñata. >> anthony: wow. >> david: so, i mean, this place is in downtown l.a., so i try to have as many weapons, like, hidden throughout. i got ninja swords and ninja stars and stuff. >> anthony: you need -- you need a puppy, man. [ laughter ] >> anthony: you need a puppy. >> david: i do need a puppy. [ laughter ] i'm going to paint you today. is that cool? >> anthony: yeah, sure. >> david: all right, so, just sit. >> anthony: sit? >> david: right there. and -- sorry. don't usually paint this early in the morning. okay. i'm going to go more expressionistic, if you don't mind. >> anthony: i want to know, and you were on record, you said, you know, young people, uh, looking to follow your road to success, your advice is, whatever you do, don't date a korean girl. >> david: oh, okay. i try to be open-minded about things, right? but, well, i'm racist. you know, for me, i've given it a shot. and then i end up in a situation where i feel like i'm dating my mom. >> anthony: so, what characteri

todos: [hablan a la vez] chino: sí, sí está bueno, pero como para hacer una piñata.a para no ser un estorbo para ustedes. ya siento que se me está-- entumiendo, me duele el brazo. un infarto-- chino: es en la otra mano. lucha: bueno, esta también me está doliendo. ya no cargo los peregrinos. maría: no diga eso, por favor. usted le hace mucha falta a los muchachos. [solloza] yo le destapé su arroz. todos: ¿qué? rosa: con permiso, con permiso. no le vaya a pasar nada a estos chilitos, que están buenísimos. maría: es que como lo vi muy reseco-- lucha: ¡resecas tienes las--! chino: ¡mamá! albertano: acuérdese que ella me salvó mi vida, ¿eh? lucha: sí, pero yo te la di cuando te traje al mundo, y no fue nada fácil, porque venías de pompis y con el cordón umbilical enredado en el pescuezo. chino: mamá, usted me prometió que ya no iba a contar sus partos. lucha: es que no es lo mismo hacerse la heroína cinco minutos que mis 20 horas de trabajo de parto sin anestesia. chino: albertano, dile que ya le pare, porque no termine de contar prí. lucha: no, si no hay nadque exp. yo

in the campaign, he has said mexico is not the pinata of any foreign government. my next guest served as the ambassador there. after working for more than three decades on u.s.-latin relations in the state department. jacobson left her post in may saying the strains and relations position untenable, and the ambassador is joining me now from washington. welcome to the program. >> thank you, christiane, nice to be with you. >> i know the polls had him raring and racing ahead. were you surprised at the extent of his landslide victory? >> i was surprised as large as it was over 50% but not that he won, he had been ahead in all the polls and mexicans, a huge number of them were fed up with traditional politicians and remember that one in five voters in this election in mexico were first time voters. >> so you have met with him, you've discussed with him and talked to him, what should the people of the united states, the people of mexico and latin america in fact know about him and what he plans to do? >> one of the things to know about him is he ran as the consummate o

. >> y ya tiene su piÑata para conmemorar el final de la serie el prÓximo domingo, crearon una piÑataontrolador los chicos lanzaron un canal de youtube donde responden preguntas de los fanÁticos y contÓ que johnny le ha hecho varias escenas de celos. tambiÉn explica que segÚn dijo chiquis, tiene miedo al abandono. >> hay que superar esos miedos. >> y los celos tambiÉn. >> salieron las nominaciones para los premios emmy y estÁ ricky martin, penÉlope cruz y edgar ramÍrez por la serie del asesinato de versace, tambiÉn estÁ antonio banderas que fue nominado por genius picasso. >> felicidades. >> muy buenas nominaciones.. >> meghan markle estÁ un poco arrepentida, estÁ viviendo un verdadero cuento de hadas, pero dicen que estÁ empezando a extraÑar cosas de su pasado. cuando era como ya saben una mujer de carne y hueso, comÚn y corriente porque hoy no lo es. durante su visita a dublÍn, irlanda, la duquesa de sussex revelÓ que aÑora a sus compaÑeros de la serie en que participaba cuando conocÍa al prÍncipe harry, tambiÉn dijo que extraÑaba las croquetas y sandwiches que de repente comÍa ante

reporter: he favors renegotiating nafta and says mexico won't be america's pinata. >> what it means isupport from the working poor and the young, the question is is he going to govern as a left-wing nationalist or as a privatist as he tried to reassure business. as for business relations, most of analysts say we are in for a rocky road ahead with president trump. lou: o robe obrador * is not prt yet. so we'll have to see what happens. ♪ hawaii is in the middle of the pacific ocean. we're the most isolated population on the planet. ♪ hawaii is the first state in the u.s. to have 100% renewable energy goal. we're a very small electric utility. but, if we don't make this move we're going to have changes in our environment, and have a negative impact to hawaii's economy. ♪ verizon provided us a solution using smart sensors on their network that lets us collect near real time data on our power grid. (colton) this technology is helping us integrate rooftop solar, which is a very important element of getting us to our renewable energy goals. ♪ (shelee) if we can create our own energy, we can

reporter: he favors renegotiating nafta and says mexico won't be america's pinata. >> what it means is like he was. reporter: with support from the working poor and the young, the question is is he going to govern as a left-wing nationalist or as a privatist as he tried to reassure business. as for business relations, most of analysts say we are in for a rocky road ahead with president trump. lou: o robe obrador * is not prt yet. so we'll have to see what happens. your brain changes as you get older. but prevagen helps your brain with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. the name to remember. better things than rheumatoid arthritis. before you and your rheumatologist move to another treatment, ask if xeljanz xr is right for you. xeljanz xr is a once-daily pill for adults with moderate to severe ra for whom methotrexate did not work well enough it can reduce pain, swelling and further joint damage, even without methotrexate. xeljanz xr can lower your ability to fight infections, including

reporter: he favors renegotiating nafta and says mexico won't be america's pinata. >> what it means is to talk like he was. reporter: with support from the working poor and the young, the question is is he going to govern as a left-wing nationalist or as a privatist as he tried to reassure business. as for business relations, most of analysts say we are in for a rocky road ahead with president trump. lou: o robe obrador * is not prt yet. so we'll have to see what happens. mascara adds depth to the eyes. lipstick gives the mouth color and definition. and als paralyzes the body. you look great mom. thank you, doll. slowing taking away the ability to move and eventually breath. lou: joining us tonight, robert jeffress. pastor of the. test church of dallas. the president is getting the opportunity to appoint a second justice to the supreme court. >> this is huge. president trump won the evangelical vote by the largest margin ever because of his promise to appoint a conservative to the court. he remains holding a 75% approval rating by evangelicals because he keeps his promises. i was sayin

was surprised when the campaign was open he pointed to the united states and said we will not be a piÑataanymore. i can see if things don't go well especially in the beginning if they don't go as nicely as you think maybe after the honeymoon. for the honeymoon stage but i think the concern is that there is a national move that he taps into, so far the mexican have been really good and indicated to not allow from or the u.s. to talk to the campaign but if things go sour, and that becomes an issue, things will get pretty ten there will be more confrontation between both sides and that is not good for the people who is in between those countries. >> some journalists, unlike others can you talk about why you have chosen to do that? >> when you write a book and your editor asked, you do it. but it has taken me a lot. i remember when and i saw the impact that it had on the readers. i began working for frank allen who was trying to do a story and why mexican because there was a slow beginning and then it. people know you. you have access. it is really about access. people will trust you more. wh

in the short-term, he sabotaged her political agenda and treated her as a piÑata.vonnie: tim o'brien, bloomberg opinion executive editor. tim has a wonderful story related to this weekend's events donald trump is going to play on his course at turnberry. have a read of it. coming up, bank earnings begin. we break down the results. this is bloomberg. ♪ mark: live from london, i am mark barton. vonnie: from new york, i am vonnie quinn. jpmorgan kicking off bank earnings this morning along with .ells fargo and citi sales and trading revenue beating estimates but shares are down now from the last few minutes. let's get some more analysis from laura keller. you are covering some of the banks for us. all of the banks are down in the first hour of trading or so, but we have flat markets. this is just one contributor. laura: maybe what you are seeing , jpmorgan came out with strong results. the analyst results almost say nothing missed, with the exception of one or two small items. you are starting to see the investors parse through the commentary we had, jpmorgan earlier

a we do care about jobs and the we will continue to hit the immigration pinata as i like to call it asn issue, it is not the one that is really driving the priority of hispanic americans. working hard for the american dream. also moving jobs in the economyn >> tucker: what do you make of the assumption. i think it is shared by pretty d much every cable news anchor. the assumption? i think it is shared by pretty if you have a hispanic last name, you are for illegal immigration. that strikes me as a prettyc patronizing at best. at best. i >> it definitely is a patronizing assumption. while many of us who like to be hispanic, we may know someone who is caught in the middle of a broken immigration system. or than 60% of hispanic americans are actually u.s.-born.am that is a fact that many people overlook. we want to work hard, we want do things the right way. most of the small business owners happen to be hispanic, we need to go back to the core of the priority issues. not continue to see the rhetoric of one single issue that yes, needs fixing, it is not the top one. once again, we need to

reporter: he favors renegotiating nafta and says mexico won't be america's pinata. >> what it means is talk like he was. reporter: with support from the working poor and the young, the question is is he going to govern as a left-wing nationalist or as a privatist as he tried to reassure business. as for business relations, most of analysts say we are in for a rocky road ahead with president trump. lou: o robe obrador * is not prt yet. so we'll have to see what happens. coppertone sport. proven to protect street skaters and freestylers. stops up to 97% uv. lasts through heat. through sweat. coppertone. proven to protect. if his denture can cope with... a steak. luckily for him, he uses super poligrip. it helps give him 65% more chewing power. leaving brad to dig in and enjoy. super poligrip. but prevagen helps your brain with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. the name to remember. gentlemen, i have just received word! the louisiana purchase, is complete! instant purchase notifications

guy, or as donald trump calls him -- lucky. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, piggy banks and piÑataseally good things happen if you smash animals. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪k yo zippers, for using an interlocking metallic tooth technology to keep the most sensitive part of my body safe. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: mamma mia. >> jimmy: yeah, mamma mia's right yeah. [ light laughter ] i'm a button button fly, dude. >> steve: are you really? >> jimmy: yeah, man. [ light laughter ] no i was thinking that's not levi's? that's not -- >> tariq: yeah. it was -- ♪ levy's button fly 501 blues ♪ >> jimmy: but i was singing -- ♪ seagram's golden wine coolers this is dry ♪ ♪ golden wine coolers my, my, my, my golden wine coolers ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anyways. bruce willis. >> steve: bruce willis, man. he sang that song. ♪ >> jimmy: what's that now? [ light laughter ] >> steve: he sang that seagram'ld >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: he played the harp. >> jimmy: what was that? >> steve: he played the harmonica, but he called it a a harp. >> jimmy: that was him playing

i think the democrats are all like waiting for their turn to be trump's pinata that day. and the attacks on the nfl, the white house officials have explained this is his 2020 strategy and mid-term strategy to run on culture wars. that part of it was kind of the trump playbook. but to bring up me too especially on the same day they officially announced that bill shine will be a deputy chief of staff, a former fox executive who was involved with cover ups for roger ails was probably the most eyebrow raising moment. >> by the way, he brought it up in the conversation about pocahontas and elizabeth warren. let's just play that for our viewers. >> let's say i'm debating pocahontas, right? i promise you i'll do this. you know those little kits they sell on television for $2, learn your heritage. the guy says i was born in scotland and it turns out he was born in puerto rico. okay, that's good. the guy says i was born in germany. he wasn't born in germany. he was born someplace else. i'm going to get one of those kits and in the middle of the debate when she proclaims she's of i

at one point the staff brought out a pinata for trump but the president just deported it. [ laughter you you play, man."ow how check this o. a local news station in connecticut does a segment called birthday smiles, and y toey featured trump. but i'm not sure they used the best birthday smile photo. watch this. >> thanks for staying with us n herews 12 connecticut. i'm rick holmes. it is time now for some birthday smiles. we sta off with -- [ laughter ] a very special birthday. president donald trump. >> j [ applause ]'sntastic. that was truace when he heard that he wasn't getting a a bouncy castle. [ laughter ] i'm sorry, sir.ig you're toosir. ace ally, trump decided to m his own video celebrating his birthday. he tweeted this out this morning. check this out. >> that was june 14th. my birthday. ♪ ♪ we're gonna party like it's my birthday we're gonna sip bacardi like it'my birthday ♪ ♪ and you know i don't give a [ bleep ] it's not your birthday ♪>> immy: pretty good. that was a little risque. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no words. steve: i'm shocked. >> jimmy: y

they thought this would be beat the pinata day. turns out it is alive and has its own bat. here's republican congressman trey gowdy again questioning pete irstrzok about a text from after president trump was elected. and he's explaining that peter strzok is explaining his we will stop him tweet meant he thought it the american people would stop him because for obvious reasons that he spelled out. >> you wanted him to resign two months into his presidency. >> my sense was and a personal belief that i was not pleased with the direction and things being done with the presidency. >> i thought you trusted the american people. i thought that was what you said in august of 2016 that the american people would stop him and then they didn't stop him and -- >> sir. >> all of a sudden not trusting the american people anymore. >> what i utterly trust the american people. what i worry about is when the government of russia puts their fingers on the scale and causes the will of the american people to be something other than america electing a president. >> i utterly trust the american peo

by staging a mock execution of president trump using a makeshift guillotine to chop the head off a pinataing they have no plans to leave. >> come out here and make your stand, join us. we are going to be here. we are not going anywhere until the zero tolerance policy is lifted, until the last child is related with their parents, until not another local family separated by i.c.e. that's what they do every day in this community. >> denied a majority of the protesters have packed up and headed home. there is only around a dozen or so refusing to leave. all of those involved say even though this demonstration is over, their effort as a whole to get i.c.e. abolished is just getting started. >> shannon: they have some folks willing doubt them here in washington and others who are not fair we will see how it goes on the west coast. garrett, thank you. a nurse threw me out tonight from view showing sharp divides along party lines when it comes to certain government agencies. nearly eight in ten conservative republicans view i.c.e. favorably. about that same percentage of liberal democrats view i.

que se ha desatado un rechazo total contra luis rey el papa del sol de mÉxico, ya sacaron imÁgenes, piÑatasantas emociones plasmar en una mÁscara. >> a veces una revoluciÓn en el estÓmago que no sabes cuÁnto lo odias no encuentras el te odio! que estas a travÉs del televisor viendo la serie y quisieras aventarle algo porque te causa odio. >> para cindy encargada de este taller el Éxito de estas mÁscara es porque los mexicanos de todo hacemos un chiste, aunque luis rey lo Único que provocaba era lÁgrimas en luis miguel no podÍamos dejar de disfrutar tanto dramatismo. >> los mexicanos somos buro lons, tenemos un sentido del humor * como agrio, entonces a mÍ me provoca como que el relajo, la risa, la burla, los mexicanos somos cosa aparte, estarÁn de acuerdo querido marco y tÚ rashel que nos conoces bastante bien, de hecho no octubre, se dice bueno que el sol estarÁ realizando una serie de presentaciones tres mÁs aproximadamente y no dudo que muchos mexicanos vengan a ver su concierto disfrazados de luis miguel rey no? >> sÍ, casi seguro estoy. >> ido liverpool * gracias. sin luis miguel la se

steve: when he was running for president, i mean, nato was a common piÑata for the president, then candidateer countries that are actually in europe and are threatened by any sort of aggression. so, this morning he also said, you know, you go back 10 or 20 years, man oman these other countries owe the united states a tremendous amount of money u so it will be interesting to see whether or not by the end of this fest festivity. this summit in brussels whether or not any other countries are going to say you know what? you are right, united states, we are not paying as much as we should. we are going to up the ante, although don't hold your breath. brian: brought up too condoleezza rice said after hit after 9/11 nato alliance was enacted. french president at the time said hey, mr. secretary. we will be with you. they responded. said i have signed a lot of these condolence letters to families who have lost loved ones fighting with us in afghanistan and iraq and they have lost about 1,000 members in nato. we have lost much more. it is the same fight. i will give you that but they have responded w