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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ow! taste the rainbow! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an award winning actor, director and activist who is the editor of the new book, "american like me: reflections on life between cultures." please welcome america ferrera. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: so good to have you here. there are so many things that you're working on and today is one of those crazy days where i'm sure you're torn between what's happening in the news, what's happening in life. let's start with the news today. i'm sure you also were watching what was happening in the supreme court nomination hearing. you're somebody who's been involved avidly in politics. just from your point of view, when you were watching what happened today, what would you say was your visceral feeling? >> outrage. first and foremost, i love dr. ford for her heroic actions that she took. i believe dr. ford, and i watched as a survivor of
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ow! taste the rainbow! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an award winning actor, director and activist who is the editor of the new book, "american like me: reflections on life between cultures." please welcome america ferrera. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: so good to have...
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! bye. bye. have fun. chloe. ♪ fall in love with iphone xs on t-mobile, the most loved in wireless. and right now, get our best offers ever for iphone xs. (cat♪ eows) (cat meows) (snap) ♪ (cat meows) sheba® perfect portions™. what cats want™ >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my geses tonight is a microsoft cofounder and one of the world's leading philanthropists through the bill and melinda gates foundation which just released its goal keepers day to report on youth population growth and how it will affected future world progress. please welcome bill gates. (applause) welcome back it to the show. >> great to be here. >> trevor: first things first when they sper view him please don't get up immediately because people think we are fying and we are a not. >> i don't want to overstay my welcome. >> trevor: but everyone is like bill gates, did you offend him, no, that is what he does, he is done he done, gees up and leaves, everyone else is like i'
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! bye. bye. have fun. chloe. ♪ fall in love with iphone xs on t-mobile, the most loved in wireless. and right now, get our best offers ever for iphone xs. (cat♪ eows) (cat meows) (snap) ♪ (cat meows) sheba® perfect portions™. what cats want™ >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my geses tonight is a microsoft cofounder and one of the world's leading...
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[music plays throughout] [music fades out] my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. leave you my resume? yes, it's laminated. no thanks. you're hired! try caramel m&m's. ow. the a...is stolen.es... hijacked from dreams. pulled from decades of obsession. taken from the souls of artists. we confess. we stole everything we could. from everything we've ever mastered. and put it here. the all-new lexus es. every curve. every innovation. every feeling. a product of mastery. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. ughhh! oh, boy. hey, joy, a lot of people, not a lot of party. yeah, darryl needs to put the play in playlist. i can't stream out here. joy can, she's got the new iphone on verizon. just got it. best phone, best network. nice. and only verizon gives you six months of free apple music. (heavy metal music) darryl, no... read the room. sorry. that's okay. (mid-tempo funk) okay. i did it! yeah! dj! ♪ . >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, my guest tonight is a new york times best selling author whose book, to all the boys i've loved before, is now a movie on ne
[music plays throughout] [music fades out] my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. leave you my resume? yes, it's laminated. no thanks. you're hired! try caramel m&m's. ow. the a...is stolen.es... hijacked from dreams. pulled from decades of obsession. taken from the souls of artists. we confess. we stole everything we could. from everything we've ever mastered. and put it here. the all-new lexus es. every curve. every innovation. every feeling. a product of mastery. experience amazing...
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t.j.maxx my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ndation of your typical bank. capital one is anything but typical. that's why we designed capital one cafes. you can get savings and checking accounts with no fees or minimums. and one of america's best savings rates. to top it off, you can open one from anywhere in 5 minutes. this isn't a typical bank. this is banking reimagined. what's in your wallet? >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. and this is a giraffe, this is dave salmoni and keegan-michael key, and there's a giraffe in our studio, a baby giraffe, yeah? >> this is a baby giraffe, about five months old. >> jimmy: thank you for the flowers. >> he's going to try to eat this maybe. first thing you'll notice is that he's got a very big, long tongue. his tongue can be 21 inches. >> really. >> jimmy: wow. >> they have something interesting in their ability to eat. in africa, a lot of the leaves have thorns all over them and they release a tannin so animals can't eat them, whereas his mouth has thick, thick skin, so he doesn't get rickpric
t.j.maxx my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ndation of your typical bank. capital one is anything but typical. that's why we designed capital one cafes. you can get savings and checking accounts with no fees or minimums. and one of america's best savings rates. to top it off, you can open one from anywhere in 5 minutes. this isn't a typical bank. this is banking reimagined. what's in your wallet? >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. and this is a...
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.the rainbow! taste the rainbow! breathe right strips are designed to simply when nighttime nasal congestion closes in, open your nose right back up. ♪ breathe better. sleep better. breathe right. with secret-slim pockets.tar slimming panels for your best shape in any size. hurry in for 30% off your entire purchase, or 40% off when you use or open an old navy card. and yes, we have your size. only at old navy. for under 20 dollars, you can fill up with kfc's 10-piece chicken feast and even have some leftover in case a guest drops by. a motorcycle... at the table. i do not approve! it's a 10pc and it's a feast. ♪ degree motionsense™. ultimate freshness with every move. the more you move, the more it works. degree®, it won't let you down. the more you move, the more it works. bye. have fun. bye. chloe. fall in love with iphone xs on t-mobile, the most loved in wireless. and right now, save $300 dollars. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our first guest tonight is an academy award winning
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.rainbow! [music begins to play: "like ♪sugait's like sh♪-an] it's like sugar ♪ so sweet ♪ ♪ good enough ♪ ♪ to e♪t ♪ yeah! ♪ ♪ like sugar, like sugar ♪ it's like sugar ♪ suga♪, so sweet ♪ ♪ good enough ♪ to e♪t ♪ yeah! ♪ ♪ well well well, what have we here? a magical place... that's lookin' to get scared! (laughter) halloween time is back in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! >> is there anything that you need to tell me? maybe some kind of sexual thing? >> um, i really don't want to talk about this. >> okay, bubby. you know that i love you and that you can be honest with me about everythinging right? >> in that case, this is a lot. i'm pretty desensitized to it, but i saw luke walk into a >> sfergofia vergara in "modern family" returning to abc. is this going to be the final season of "modern family"? >> i don't want it to be. i want it to be like "law & order" and "csi miami." >> jimmy: they just go on and on. >> such a pleasure to work with ed o'neill and the rest of
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.act the rainbow! taste the rainbow! we're in this together. the splashes the friendships and... the memories it's a journey and petsmart is with you every step of the way. don't forget that the past can speak to the future. ♪ ♪ i'm going to be your substitute teacher. don't assume the substitute teacher has nothing to offer... same goes for a neighborhood. don't forget that friendships last longer than any broadway run. mr. president. (laughing) don't settle for your first draft. or your 10th draft. ♪ ♪ you get to create the room where it happens. ♪ ♪ just don't think you have to do it alone. ♪ ♪ the powerful backing of american express. don't live life without it. ...you discover paint bleed you under your tape...... not with frogtape! frogtape is the only painter's tape treated with patented paintblock technology. paintblock reacts with the water in latex paint to form a micro-barrier against paint bleed, giving you the sharpest lines possible. get professional results with frogtape.
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.the rainbow! taste the rainbow! with advil liqui-gels, what bad shoulder? what headache? advil is relief that's fast strength that lasts you'll ask... what pain? with advil liqui-gels bye. have fun. bye. chloe. fall in love with iphone xs on t-mobile, the most loved in wireless. and right now, save $300 dollars. with secret-slim pockets.tar slimming panels for your best shape in any size. hurry in for 30% off your entire purchase, or 40% off when you use or open an old navy card. and yes, we have your size. only at old navy. is now a good time to talk about kfc's new hot honey chicken? we take my extra crispy chicken and glaze it in my golden hot honey sauce for a crispy sweet heat that sneaks up on ya. try kfc's new hot honey tenders basket. "have you lost weight?" of course i have- ever sinceat started renting fromnal. because national lets me lose the wait at the counter... ...and choose ancar in the aisle. and i don't wait when i return, thanks to drop & go. at national, i can lose
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.he rainbow! (ringing) (playing "nationwide" jin-oh. hey, peyton. hey brad, it's peyton manning. yeah, i know peyton, i can see you. we're going on the road, man. is that a tour bus! we're gonna get some inspiration. your next nationwide song is not ing to write itself. (bus horn honks) are you outside? of course i am! already got some ideas, too. we gotta get the band back together. we weren't a band, peyton. i'm pretty sure we were. okay, great talk. (deep breath) the band is back together. our because of smoking.ital. but we still had to have a cigarette. had to. but then, we were like. what are we doing? the nicodermcq patch helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. nicodermcq. you know why, we know how. ♪ [ cheers and alause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night." we're here with maya rudolph and fred armisen. so, your show iseralled, "for >> yes. >> seth: and other than the fact that you are a married couple in this show, not much is known about it. i watched the first episode, w
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.he rainbow! (ringing) (playing "nationwide" jin-oh. hey, peyton. hey brad, it's peyton manning. yeah, i know peyton, i can see you. we're going on the road, man. is that a tour bus! we're gonna get some inspiration. your next nationwide song is not ing to write itself. (bus horn honks) are you outside? of course i am! already got some ideas, too. we gotta get the band back together. we weren't a band,...
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learn more at cancercenter.com my doctor says i havet's skittles pox. are they contagious? so. contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! i'm emma. and i'm claire. and we're the salmon sisters. this new surface go is the perfect size. when we're on the boat, i don't have a big desk to use, or a studio table to draw on. having something you can slip in your bag and take with you is really great. doespeninsula trail?he you won't find that on a map. i'll take you there. take this left. if you listen real hard you can hear the whales. oop. you hear that? (vo) our subaru outback lets us see the world. sometimes in ways we never imagined. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back. give it up for the 8g band right over the. [ cheers and applause ] also, we've been delighted thise week to havearmisen back with us on drums. give it for fred, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] t seth: fred, we've got about two more weeks l the summer. we were talking about how great our summers have been. the one thing you were lament don't have time to do any summer reading. is that accurate? >>
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my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ow! can't taste refreshing... we invite you, to see the light. jim beam, ginger ale... and a squeeze of lemon. the jim beam and ginger highball. a refreshing take on bourbon. ♪ >>> welcome back to the show. tonight from the new netflix movie "sierra burgess is a loser," noah centineo is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's very popular. and then this is their album. it's called "for ever." jungle from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we are hard at work with guests including viola davis, riz ahmed, casey affleck, hasan minhaj, david alan grier, brad garrett, jay ellis. and we will have music from bastille, avril lavigne, tyga featuring offset, and t.i. featuring yo gotti. >> jimmy: and next month, we are packing up everything you see here in the studio. including guillermo. like a possum we're going to put you in a box. [ laughter ] and shipping it all to the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn, new york. we'll be there for a week from october 15th through th
my doctor says i havey, what's skittles pox. are they contagious? i don't think so.ow! can't taste refreshing... we invite you, to see the light. jim beam, ginger ale... and a squeeze of lemon. the jim beam and ginger highball. a refreshing take on bourbon. ♪ >>> welcome back to the show. tonight from the new netflix movie "sierra burgess is a loser," noah centineo is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's very popular. and then this is their album. it's called "for...